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[FONT=Arial][COLOR=#EDEDED][CENTER]Ten-character THIS!! =P[/CENTER][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-king-arthur-last-picture-rabbit.jpg?w=500&h=671[/IMG] [/CENTER]

[FONT=Arial]I like this wallpaper. [/FONT] [CENTER][URL="http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/Allamorph/Wallpaper/SafariDesktopPicture.png"][IMG]http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/Allamorph/Wallpaper/SafariDesktopPictureth.png[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER]

[CENTER][YOUTUBE="Macarron Chacarron"]pnoaj8b2bGM[/YOUTUBE] [FONT="Arial"]Wow. Just .... wow.[/FONT][/CENTER]

[FONT=Arial]Yeah, you're absolutely right. And even that fact grates on my mind. The subconscious thing, I mean. Not that you're right. I'm fine with that, 'cause I've seen it, too. I know you guys don't need me raving on about this stuff. It's just .... nothing gets me as emotionally charged as racism, especially if there's even the slightest chance that there's not hard grounds for the assumption. And I'd also like to personally beat any white supremacists still alive. 'Cause that's just sickening.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Thank you [I]someone[/I] for actually seeing why this pisses me off so much. Yes, racism exists. It'll always exist as long as some bigoted jerk somewhere is allowed to procreate and pass on his self-absorbed ideals to his offspring. But racism occurs on more than just the "whites hate blacks" level. It's even more pronounced from the reverse angle because of perceived white supremest racism, and it also extends against Asians, Hispanics, French, and Canadians. But you never hear about Hispanic hate crimes on the news, even though they spent as much time enslaved under Cortéz as Africans under white plantation owners?and often under brutally worse conditions?or about Chinese hiring discrimination. Whites hating blacks is a media selling point, and they know this. I'm just absolutely sick of hearing the "racism!" hue and cry [I][U]every[/U] [U]time[/U][/I] some white guy kills some black guy. Maybe it [I]was [/I]a hate crime. Maybe it was random selection. Maybe it was a barfight that got out of control. Maybe the black guy was trying to be a hero and never got the chance to prove himself. You never know [U]until[/U] [U]afterwards[/U]. Get the facts before you incite the frikkin' mob.[/FONT]

[quote name='Matt']Well, Oprah, Bigs Bunny, Calvin and Hobbes, are beyond my skill of imagination, I'm afraid.[/quote] [FONT=Arial]Now you're just talkin' yourself out of it. =P And I'm just going to remind you again of [I]Who Framed Roger Rabbit.[/I] Fictional and non-fictional people can exist side-by-side in a [I]fictional[/I] crossover. If you want a definite theme of characters, then tell the people who you want to throw out suggestions what guidelines they need to follow. Simply saying "epic crossover" and "give me all your favorite characters" is extremely broad, even more so than The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny, and expecting your submitters to be able to read your mind as to what kind of characters you don't want to do and what kind of characters you "can't" do (repectfully, that's a load of crap :D) is a little much, neh? Now, I want to help you out in whatever vein you want to run. So do [COLOR="DarkRed"]Shy[/COLOR], [COLOR="Indigo"]Indi[/COLOR], [COLOR="DarkRed"]Nerdsy [/COLOR]and [COLOR="DarkRed"]Aber[/COLOR]. Help us help you. :D[/FONT]

[quote name='Nerdsy][color=deeppink]You're right, there's totally [URL="http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/hc2006/victims.html"]no such thing as racism anymore.[/URL'][/color][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Oh, I know full well there are still morons alive. That's the whole damn point.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]First: idiotic situation to begin with. That's about 16-17 shots apiece. Even if a gun was present (on the [I]suspects[/I]), that's just absolutely brilliant showmanship from the officers. For those for whom that sarcasm didn't carry, that was sarcasm. Second: stupid verdict. Bottom line. Third: Al Sharpton, bless his intentions, needs to learn how and when to scale it back. Fourth: [QUOTE]...23-year-old Sean Bell ? [B]a black man[/B] ? [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]...and stoked long-standing allegations of [B]racism[/B]....[/QUOTE] [I]WHAT THE ****ING HELL??!![/I] Can we not have [I]one[/I] violent tragedy in this damned country without some stark-raving [I]lunatic[/I] dragging it through the racism mud?? I am tired of hearing all this crap about white hating blacks and blacks hating whites because they think whites hate blacks and ... !!!! I grew up in the damned South, people. I grew up where the entire [I]culture[/I] was subtly telling me to be racist, and not only did my parents (one of whom was a SC [I]native[/I]) have the good sense not to be bigoted idiots while raising me, but [I]I was the only white kid on my street and I saw no problem!!! Neither did anyone else!!![/I] We need these frilling idiots in this country to grow the hell up and get over themselves. Skin color no longer matters (it shouldn't have in the first place) and no one hates their brother any more. Stop pissing me off.[/rant][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Oh jeez. That means I hear him blither for an hour now? =P First episode was pretty. But IM spam was trying to distract me, so maybe next week I'll get a better look. I got the general gist of it, though. Hopefully I won't have quite such a just-ate-bad-food-ew-but-hey!-fight-scene! reaction as I've seen so far in the thread.[/FONT]

[CENTER][IMG]http://www.marriedtothesea.com/042608/you-look-just-like-my-daughter.gif[/IMG] [FONT=Arial]Sorry, Charlie. This just ain't your day.[/FONT][/CENTER]

[FONT="Arial"][B]Fix[/B] [fiks] [I]n.[/I] [INDENT]6. [I]Slang.[/I] An amount or dose of something craved, especially an intravenous injection of a narcotic.[/FONT][/INDENT]

This was a game begun several years ago by longtime member Sara, along the same participation lines as the new Cinquain Poem thread and boasting many pages of activity. The premise is simple, so I'll let her do the explaining, and simply follow her words with a submission. And all I will add is this: Keep it tasteful, guys. =========================================== RunShe couldn't remember ever feeling so wholly terrified; not when besieged by hopeless odds, not when held captive and tormented by otherworldly creatures, not even when a close friend had turned enemy. Always he'd been there, been beside her, comforted her and bore her up. His anguished scream echoed down the corridor. She ran faster.

[FONT=Arial]Oh, sorry. I guess I got thrown off by the word "epic", which basically translated to me as "frill the rules and damn the torpedoes, and make the cast amazing". So yeah. I can do "uniform". Just give me a few days. It'll take longer. (^_^)[/FONT]

Echelon "Tsis is not good news." The blonde vampire drummed his fingers on the consoleâ??a nervous habit he unconsciously slipped into when something disquieted him. "How old is tsis information?" he asked, his cheek resting on the palm of his other hand. "How long have you been aware of tsis?" "Just this morning," came the somber reply. "It was piggy-backed on a routine Georgian assignment list, too. I contacted you as soon as I intercepted." The voice hesitated. "You are awareâ??" "Poignantly," Victor said firmly. He leaned into the seat's back and crossed his arms, studying the edge of the counter. A sigh escaped his lips. "I wass not expecting tsis. Not at all." "I wasn't either. None of us were. And honestly, there's not much anyone can do about it right now, but forewarned...." Victor sighed again. "Forewarned indeed. I shall have to press forward wiss tsat in mind, tsen. "But," he continued, rising, "I have tsomeone else I must meet tsis evening, and it would be terribly rude to keep her waiting. I tsank you for tse news, bad as it may be, but I must take my leave now." He leaned forward and struck a key. "Au revoir, mon ami." "Goodbye, old friend." The display switched to black, and Victor straightened and left the room.

[FONT=Arial]There once was a Ninja from Nantucket Who kept all of his swords in a bucket. He started to spin And he said with a grin: "When I let this thing go, you best duck it!" [INDENT][SIZE="1"][I]?The Ask-A-Ninja[/I][/SIZE][/INDENT][/FONT]

.....what? If you want, you can post some Phaidra stuff; you can even have Nathan show up if you want, since he should be finished with Alex and heading to his next engagement. Oh. Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't use that particular word.

[FONT="Arial"][INDENT] [B]S[/B]tay and show your allegiance to her who [B]U[/B]nderstands your desires and [B]P[/B]lays out your fantasies! She has [B]P[/B]robably buried you [B]O[/B]nce already, along with many others at your [B]R[/B]equest. What better time to [B]T[/B]ell her of your appreciation? [B]R[/B]oam where you will; I would be [B]A[/B]stonished should you easily encounter another. [B]I[/B]ndeed, few alive can [B]H[/B]ope to match the sheer [B]A[/B]lacrity innate to her mind. [B]Q[/B]uixotic she is, and [B]U[/B]npredictable as the path of an [B]E[/B]dith's Copper, and yet myriad pages [B]E[/B]merge from under her pen in [B]N[/B]ot an hour's time. [B]O[/B]nly a few lines to [B]F[/B]ollow. Decide! [B]D[/B]eliberate no more, you [B]E[/B]rstwhile member! [B]A[/B]ward your sympathy [B]T[/B]o her whom it is due. Thoughts are wasted? [B]H[/B]eed not the circular logic striving for your mind![/INDENT] [/FONT]

[QUOTE=Zen][color=royalblue][size=1]Well, as unhealthy as it is, most people have a fix of caffeine to get them through the day, or atleast to jump start them. /~/ What about you?[/color][/size][/QUOTE] [FONT=Arial]I eat breakfast. :D[/FONT]

[FONT="Arial"]Even more. Smile. [SIZE="1"]Winston Churchill Raphael and Donatello – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aida – Aida Rosencrantz and Guildenstern – Hamlet / Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Bob's Big Boy – duh Chris Crocker – YouTube Mr. Magoo – himself Yella Fella – again, duh Senator John McCarthy Red Sonia (Brigitte Nielson) – Conan The Barbarian King Louis of France – The History of The World, Part 1 Ashley J. Williams (chainsaw version) – Army of Darkness. A single Moogle – the only FinalFantasy cameo allowed Fat Albert – Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids The entire cast of – Cats Guy Montag – Fahrenheit 451 Six or seven Mary Sues, including (but not limited to) a Goth Sue and an Emo Sue Grey Fox – Metal Gear Solid 3 MySpace Tom – mySpace Commander Keen – Commander Keen Arthur Lemming of the BDA – Monty Python's Flying Circus And once again: Sandy – Otakuboards[/SIZE] Also, per Shy's suggestion and my halfway agreement, there there should be a cameo of [URL="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FUN/4490~Kiss-Posters.jpg"][COLOR="Blue"]this[/COLOR][/URL] poster somewhere. Preferably in an open environment. Go to town, man. [B]Edit:[/B] Gak! I forgot Lawrence Welk![/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]I wasn't under the impression that cast had any effect on a work's seriousness. If you want it to be a serious endeavor, then go at it seriously, and cast everyone suggested as if they really existed. [I]Who Framed Roger Rabbit[/I] was a serious work of fiction, as a reference point. You can make it work, is what I'm sayin'. It doesn't necessarily have to turn out as idiotic as [I]Drawn Together[/I]. [B]Edit:[/B] You should probably start worrying, because [COLOR=DarkRed]Shy[/COLOR] and I have teamed up to supply you your lineup. :D[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Basil – The Great Mouse Detective Frank and Joe Hardy – The Hardy Boys Muttley – Wacky Races The California Raisins – those commercials we all loved Jack/Kyra – the Riddick legend/saga/thingummywut Ben Tennyson – Ben 10 Garek – StarTrek DS9 Hank and Dean Venture – The Venture Brothers Sandy – OtakuBoards These in addition to [COLOR=DarKRed]Shy[/COLOR]'s. More later, when I'm feeling more ridiculous.[/FONT]

[quote name='Raiha][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Well, not to sound NEEDY or anything, but I'd feel very sad if I'd just finished reading a poem that didn't refer to me in all my glory once. Especially since I just finished [sort of] tossing off my opponent with such glee and glowing praise in my own entry.[/FONT'][/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Not the nature of the query. Since the challenge specifically called for that as a topic, and not just as the initial lettering, I am rather surprised that you (of all people) would make such an erroneous and rather insulting assumption. [quote name='Sabrina][FONT="Tahoma"']Normally I'd consider a variant acceptable so long as the number of lines were close to the original and the message was the same. However, with two entires already in, I feel allowing that at this point wouldn't be fair.[/FONT][/quote] That's exactly what I wanted to know. Thanks. (^_^)[/FONT]

[quote name='Aberinkula][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][size=1]Right now I'd make a witty comment that could immasculate Ace... but if only I could understand what in the hell you meant?[/size'][/COLOR][/quote] [quote name='Aceburner']Yeah, I've got one. Abernikula. If you could just merge that one with this one and keep my current password. Or just delete that other account, that'd be fine with me.[/quote] [FONT=Arial]Translation: you go bye-bye.[/FONT]

[quote name='Stephie][size=1']I'd be more offended, except that it was funny.[/size][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Yes it was. =P [quote name='Darren'](Seriously, in all my life, I've never met another Darren. Definitely one that spelled his name exactly like mine....)[/quote] I've met two, actually. And neither of them frequent this place. Because that was almost a really bad joke.[/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Umm...I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.:confused: If so and I offended you in some way, I'm terribly sorry. I just don't think that this guy should be mouthing off about a topic that he obviously hasn't researched.[/quote] [FONT=Arial]True. However, burning down houses and slinging names in violent fits of anger will not help your case any. Remember that he is not your only concern; you also have to consider the people who will judge you by your reaction rather than his assertions. Ironically, resorting to extreme anger as a first option only proves his assertions.[/FONT]