Kinetix

[quote name='Axel Alloy']. [LIST] [*]Contract Killer (Lol. I know.) [/LIST][/QUOTE] There's nothing funny about the skill of being professional hitman.

Spontaneity is one of life's greatest treasures. Monday night at midnight, my great friend Magnus called me and asked if I would like to go to New Orleans for Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras). Needless to say, I accepted. If you ever have the chance, go in numbers and be safe, but it will be the greatest time of your life.

[quote name='Drizzt Do'urden']Most guys, especially ones around your age, think Mardi Gras is about that sort've thing....and well it's turned into it. They make these drinks called hand grenades, couldn't tell you what went in it but they made the best I had that night.[/QUOTE] Like Chaos said, it's Tropical Isle and the drinks are great. I'm pretty sure that because they're so sweet, they have to be masking some hard liquor like Bacardi 151 or Everclear. They're pretty potent. As far as the debauchery and beads thing, I realized about three hours into the festivities that it's not really all about that. Sure, on the surface that's what you may see alot, but if you take a deep hard look, you'll see that Mardi Gras is truly a celebration of not only life, but culture and spirit and it's unlike any other experience.

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]My car has over 1,000,000 miles.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE] Wow. You must have been driving since before I was born.

It's an age old trick, preying on the naive. I've always refused the air filter service because it's cheap and easy to do on your own. The one time I was nearly swindled though, was when I had air in my brake line. I wasn't very knowledgeable of the braking system yet and the mechanic had convinced me that my master brake cylinder was out. He charged me $250 to replace it and had it ready the next day. I was suspicious, so I figured out that all he had actually done was bled my brakes and that my master brake cylinder was indeed the old one (for I was promised a new one from the manufacturer), and I took pictures of it. I returned to his shop and demanded a refund, threatening to have the BBB shut his business down. I was given a refund and an apology immediately, which must have been most humbling, and I went on my way.

Lrb with ease. Comical and well composed.

[quote name='Ravenstorture'][COLOR="DarkGreen"][font=garamond]$840; or $140 an hour for six so far. Only one hour to go.[/font][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Well it's incredible. Do you have any others?

I expect the film to be half as entertaining as[COLOR="Red"] [b][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA"]this[/URL][/COLOR] [/b]video.

Wow, there is so much detail in that. How much has it cost you so far?

[quote name='Drizzt Do'urden'] I've liked all of Tim Burton's animated features (and yes I know this isn't Tim Burton, but it seems like it's in the same genre). [/QUOTE] It is actually produced by a close friend and associate of Tim Burton's, who has worked on all of his films.

[quote name='David Grohl'] They brought them back, too. [/QUOTE] No, Guns 'n Roses will never exist again. The current incarnation is Axl Rose's Industrial Experiment and it is absolute crap. The eighties are coming back strongly though, with bands like Hinder and Buckcherry. The content in their songs isn't very thoughtful or meaningful, but it's sure balls-to-the-wall rock 'n roll, and I dig it. I don't agree that music is music though. Most of Hollywood Undead's music is samples from other songs and loose variations of popular trends intermingled in a way that can't be pleasing to many people's ears.

Well, I have very limited resources at work and was just witness to a reference to the eighties, so I decided that an MS Paint throwback was in order. Unfortunately, I saved it as a JPEG and the quality went to crap.

[quote name='Suikojin'] I had no idea they wore masks though... seriously? Masks? Ugh... [/QUOTE] Well, look at Slipknot. They wear masks and they're hugely famous (not necessarily that talented, but famous). They even claim that they're going to be larger than Metallica. :rolleyes: [quote name='Sabre']Where oh where is music going? Bring back the 80's.[/quote] Amen. More specifically, bring back Guns 'n Roses.

[quote name='Darren'][CENTER][B]Pixies - "Hey"[/B] [/CENTER] Self-explanatory. I love the song and the meaning behind it. It's super mellow, like me and that's about it.[/QUOTE] I change my vote for best entry yet.

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial] I might even start cheering. Lewdly. .[/FONT][/QUOTE] I think I'll join you on this endeavor. It sounds quite amusing.