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I had a bit of trouble there too, hehe. OOC means Out of Character, whereas IC means In character. :)

Oh yes, living in the Black Hills, South Dakota, has it's advantages indeed. Sturgis, a pissy little town of something under 2000 residents, is annually home to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, biggest in the country, with more than 500,000 bikes and riders flocking to the small northern town for the week long event. Needless to say, half the state is clogged up with Motorbikes, ha. So yesterday, me and my Dad drove up to Sturgis, at about 1:00pm. We were counting the bikes, but I stopped at about 350... And that's before we'd even gotten out of Rapid City. Heck, I counted 80 or so while we were waiting at a traffic light! So anyway, we got up to Sturgis, bummed around and took pictures of attractive biker girls in thong bikinis. Occasionally there was a bike in the picture. Actually, at one point, it started raining. Immediately, both my Father and myself thought 'Wet T-Shirts!', but it turned out the only people wearing White T-shirts were 50-year old obese biker guys. I was mentally scarred. But the *best* thing about the rally (Save the bikinis), were the knife tents. I had no idea there were [I]Knife tents[/I] at this Motorcycle Rally! And they sold Swords! Swords! Swords that are affordable and available, not some $500+ limited offer in some bi-annual catalog. I'm getting one when we go back up tonight. After this, we went to Deadwood (Population: 1830), a tiny gambling town. The plan was to go to the Silverado Casino, meet the Dahm triplets (I pity anyone who doesn't know/hasn't seen the Dahm triplets.), spend $25 on the Pokie machines and win 25,000 back, driving back to Sturgis after that and buy lots of Swords. Sadly, we won nothing. Gambling doesn't pay! We went home, visited a local army surplus store (they sold Nunchucks, and a few swords... hmm... [URL=http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/068.htm]Sword-Chucks, yo![/URL]). So, has anyone heard of/been to/have plans to go to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aries [/i] [B][color=darkblue] Very nice, you're very good. I like them all...except for the Makato one :p [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Fools! It's the best, easily! Very nice banners there, Kuragari. Aside from the Makato one, my favourite would have to be the Knight Sabers one, I'm a big Bubblegum Crisis fan. :) And I really liked the effects you used on the Rei banner as well...

I hope you weren't speaking badly of Reno, coolest of the Turks, Lauren.

[B]Crystal:[/B] I'm fine. [I]She looks at Coty with a cynical glance, and pushes the barrel of his shotgun away.[/I] [B]Crystal:[/B] And you can stop pointing that thing at me. [I]Crystal moves away from Coty, putting her knife down on the reception desk. She also puts her Chainsword down. Sam notices it, and comments.[/I] [B]Sam:[/B] Looks dangerous... What is it? [B]Crystal:[/B] That? Customised Chainsaw, you hold it like a sword. Easy to wield, easier to kill with. Have you guys been to the Armoury yet? [I]The others look around at each other, shaking their heads.[/I] [B]Lauren:[/B] No, I can't say that we have. [B]Crystal:[/B] *raising eyebrow* Have, uh, any of you been involved in a situation like this before? Zombies and the like? Because If you have, you'll know the most important thing in a police station is the armoury. Come on, I've done this before, plenty of times. I need some guns. Anyone coming with me?

As long as CN plays G Gundam during Toonami, I'm happy. I'm only here for another month anyways. And I hope there's no Hamtaro bashing here! Hamtaro owns you!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by White Digivise [/i] [B]I believe in the theory that the aliens are across the sun from us. We have never been there. It's to hot to travel all the way around the sun to the other side, so that has never been checked. They probably travel in the same orbit we do even. And I don't believe they're that advanced. They're probably just like us, wondering. They probably even look somewhat like us. [/B][/QUOTE] Sounds a bit like series 3 of Lexx... o_O;; Aliens do exist, and there are massive government conspiricys covering it all up. There are some hoaxes, but for the most part, it's all real. Oh, and I just got back from Signs. Killer movie, I give it 2 thumbs up.

You need to level up the Ultima materia for it to work.. On it's first level, it's inactive.

[IMG]http://finalflash.netfirms.com/CGundam.JPG[/IMG] [b]Suit name:[/b] Cossack Gundam. [b]Description:[/b] Cossack Gundam was the first Gundam created in Neo-Russia's new 'NeoSoviet' program. SVT-MS00, Revolution, was the prototype model. Cossack was built as a walking death machine, armed to the brim with highly deadly and illegal Russian weapons. Since the release of Cossack Gundam, Production model Mobile Suits SVT-MS02 [I]Molotov[/I], SVT-MS03 [I]Vodka[/I], SVT-MS04 [I]Stalin[/I], and SVT-MS05 [I]Trotsky[/I]. None of them measure up to the Cossack in terms of strength or skill. Revolution on the other hand was lost in a massive explosion during a test run, and presumed destroyed. [b]Gundam pilot name:[/b] Flash Tesla [b]Description:[/b] An outlaw at best. Raised in America, born in Russia. When his MS Piloting abilities became apparent, the Neo-Russian government brought him out of prison in America and back to Russia, to pilot the Cossack Gundam. [b]Nation:[/b] Neo-Russia [b]Weapons:[/b] Superheated Hammer Beam Sickle Head Vulcans x2 Cossack Busters x2 Mega Beam Cannons x2 (Outlawed) Missile Launchers x4 (Outlawed) [b]Special moves:[/b] [I]Outlaw:[/I] Cossack grabs an opponent by driving the sharp edge of his Hammer into them, and then pulls the opponent foward, shooting them in the back of the neck with a Cossack buster, and proceeding to slam them into the ground. The move is just as deadly as it is unfair. [I]Tesla Shower:[/I] The Tesla coils on Cossack's gauntlets emerge, and emit huge bolts of Lightning, easily damaging and even paralyzing opponents. [I]Iron Curtain:[/I] Cossack Gundam emits an invisible shield that renders itself invisible to radar, and even the human eye. The shield is capable of jamming tracking systems and blocking lazer/energy based attacks. [I]Nuclear Winter:[/I] Fires a massive shot of Nuclear energy, drained straight from Cossack's reactor, Via the palms. Needless to say it drains Cossack's power considerably, and it often used as a last resort. It is used at point blank range, because failure to excecute is not an option. [b]Hyper mode:[/b] Yes. Refered to as 'Revolution mode'. When Cossack Enters Revolution mode, an array of Micro-missile launchers scattered all over its chassis open, and Cossack is able to launch over 1000 of the small missiles per minute. Its speed and attack power also increase. [b]Special systems:[/b] MTS-Zero System

[I]On a lonely, dark street in Racoon city, a Police Officer falls to the ground. He managed to plug three slugs into the monster, put it wasn't enough to kill it. He doesn't cry out, the only thing that comes out of his mouth is a splatter of crimson. He drops his weapon, and collapses to the ground, neck askew. As the monster advances on it's meal, it hears something. A knife flies past it, piercing the side of a trash can. It shrieks, and retreats, running into a dark alleyway. The owner of the knife walks foward to retreive the blade, and to check on the policeman. He's dead--No-one could have survived what she'd just seen. And lying next to the mutilated man is his shotgun. There's no use in just leaving it there. The Girl, Crystal, puts her knife inbetween her teeth as she loads five shells into her newly acquired shotgun. She looks down at the dead cop and sighs.[/I] [B]Crystal:[/B] Thanks. [I]She puts the knife back in her belt, and slings the shotgun over her back. It's too long for her taste--She'd go back to the shop and saw the end off. Crystal turns, walking back down the dark road. Then she hears it. Voices. Looking around, she quickly locates the origin of the noise--The RCPD. 'The cop was probably trying to get inside...', she thought to herself. She looked around again, noticing that this part of the city wasn't totally infested yet. There was still hope, maybe. She runs up the stairs, to the door, knocking and banging on it.[/I] [B]Crystal:[/B] Hello? Is there someone there? [I]She made sure to keep her new Shotgun at the ready--Just in case.[/I]

Did they sing that song 'Candyman'? I think I liked that.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SuperSayian [/i] [B] DUDE!!! SHOW SOME COMMON DECENCY!!! >< [/B][/QUOTE] *raises eyebrow* Dude, I don't recall you caring about anyones feelings. j/k, lol.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sensei-San [/i] [B]Of course Mr.T would make a great Sephiroth! When I first saw this I thought it was for the [i]real[/i] Final Fantsy VII movie, though I doubt that it would star a cast of that many. [/B][/QUOTE] Squaresoft are pretty rich, they could probably afford such a star-studded cast, heh.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Justin [/i] [B] Oh yes...and may all spiders burn in the deepest, darkest, dreariest, nastyest, ugliest, meanest, most forboding parts of the deepest fathoms of Hell. [/B][/QUOTE] Hear hear, Justin. Hear hear. I myself am afraid of death. That's about it.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sensei-San [/i] [B]I kind of like this, but it seems like it's already been done, like it's just basically based on the game. [/B][/QUOTE] It [i]is[/i] based on the game... *points to name of topic* [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sensei-San [/i] [B]It would've been great if you had made up the vehicles in your head, rather than just using existing types. [/B][/QUOTE] Come on. The unique vehicles in Grand Theft Auto are really what make the game. Wouldn't be a GTA3 fanfic without them really, would it?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sensei-San [/i] [B]Hehe, Geekshelf.com How could you make that guy from "Angel" Sephiroth? you should have put my picture there. :p [/B][/QUOTE] Long grey wig and a sword, anyone'll look like Seppy :p

That's a banner? More like a picture with some text slapped on it. I don't think that even deserves a rating...

[I]Flash drives the esperanto further up the alley, reaching a large chrome gate. Flash presses a button on his dashboard, and the gate slides down, into the ground. Only the sturdiest and most expensive gates have an up/down mechanism, and Warlock knew this. They drive through the gate, down into an underground garage. It was massive. This thing must've taken a whole city block underground. Warlock saw many cars--Ranging from Speedy roadsters to massive Coaches and Trucks. Flash parks his Esperanto in an empty space next to an elevator. He gets out, popping the boot as he does so. The full array of weapons are revealed, and a few women wearing 'ATF' jackets come over, taking the weapons to another, larger elevator.[/I] [B]Flash:[/B] Sandra, put that SRS Napalm gun in with my 'specials'. [B]Sandra:[/B] Yes Sir. [I]An attractive brunette ATF worker reaches into the trunk of the car, and grabs the Napalm gun. She looks up at Warlock with deep green eyes, then grabs the weapon, and walks away. Flash closes the boot, and smiles at Warlock, who looks blankly back at him, hands thrust into the pockets of his trenchcoat.[/I] [B]Warlock:[/B] You used your position to hire an all-female staff? [B]Flash:[/B] Just making it more bearable here. It just so happens I like working with women. [B]Warlock:[/B] ... [B]Flash:[/B] What's wrong, Warlock? More of a man's man? [B]Warlock:[/B] *coldly* ...Let's go. [B]Flash:[/B] Okay, Georgey boy. [I]Flash and Warlock stepped into the elevator, Flash pressing the '25' button; top floor. They ascended quickly, moving up a tinted glass tube in the center of the building. Warlock looked through the glass walls of the elevator... This looked like an office building, not an apartment.[/I] [B]Warlock:[/B] Where are we? [B]Flash:[/B] This is the ATF building. I live in an apartment on the top floor. The whole building is kinda my pad. [B]Warlock:[/B] Are all the workers here women? [B]Flash:[/B] No, not all of them. Some of them are women, some of them are chicks, some are babes, some are girls, some are hotties. Capish? [B]Warlock:[/B] ...Really? [B]Flash:[/B] No. Only my personal staff are all-female. Sadly, I couldn't find a team of 400 or so ATF agents who were all chicks. In the offices it's about half and half. My staff consists of 40 or so. [B]Warlock:[/B] (..Lucky Bast*rd..) [I]The elevator hit the top floor, and it's doors opened. There was a small lobby, with a blonde secretary sitting behind a desk working at a computer. There were a few chairs, a table, and a coffee machine. The secretary looked up and saw Warlock walk in behind Flash. She jumped up, drawing twin pistols out of holsters on her thighs, and aiming them at Warlock...[/I] [B]Flash:[/B] Woah, Amy, calm down. He's with me. [B]Amy:[/B] Oh.... I'm sorry, Sir, it's just with the assassination attempt last week, everyone's a little jumpy. [B]Flash:[/B] Don't let it get to you. I know I don't. [I]Flash smiled at Amy, and proceeded into his apartment, Warlock following behind. It was a studio--A one room pad. And a big room it was. Glass windows covered most of the walls, and most of the furniture was suprisingly chic. Flash threw his trenchcoat down on a chair, and walked to the kitche/bar. Warlock looked impressed with his surroundings.[/I] [B]Warlock:[/B] Nice pad. [B]Flash:[/B] Thanks, I paid for it myself. Drink?

Why would the Guardians need Protectors? Doesn't that totally defeat the purpose of being a Guardian in the first place? o_O;

It was good--Pity it pretty much screwed all the games up with the hive and stuff, heh. Would've liked to have seen one of the S.T.A.R.S. members, or Leon or Claire or something in it. *sigh* But the scene with the lazer made up for it. As for other movies, I haven't heard anything.

[B]Flash:[/B] Nice move Warlock. But in the long run, perhaps not. [B]Warlock:[/B] Eh? [I]Flash pulls the Esperanto into an alley, stopping next to a dumpster. He gets out, and Neil and Warlock follow. They go and stand on the curb, as the few bystanders gaze in horror at the destruction that's destroyed the Callahan bridge--Again. A few cars have fallen into the depths, and a few more have stopped, teetering on the edge. The sea below is dark, choppy, and fearful.[/I] [B]Neil:[/B] That'll take awhile to fix. [B]Flash:[/B] Yup. Which means you're stuck between a rock and a hard place, Warlock. You can't stay here in Staunton, the Yakuza will kill you. Can't go to Shoreside Vale, the Columbians will kill you. And if you so much as think of heading out of the city, the State police will be on you in a second. You have a bit of a record, Warlock, the LCPD just choose to ignore it... [B]Warlock:[/B] Dammit... Well... Can I crash with you for awhile? [B]Neil:[/B] You'd better not be talking to me, Mafioso. [B]Flash:[/B] Sure, you can stay at my place for awhile. You don't mind living in the middle of a Yardie slash Zaibatsu slash Yakuza slash SRS gang war, do you?

[b]Name:[/b] Crystal [b]Age:[/b] 18 [b]Gender:[/b] Female [b]Weapon:[/b] Modified Chainsaw (Chainsword) [b]Appearance:[/b] Crystal is 5'8", and has naturally blonde hair, but dyes it a light blue colour. She has dep blue eyes. She wears a black tanktop/vest, a black miniskirt, a pair of knee high black boots and gloves. (Mostly to camoflouge herself at night). She wears a Black Trenchcoat when it's cold. [b]Bio:[/b] Crystal has lived in Raccoon city her whole life. She and her father survived the events seven years ago, but her Mother and Sister died. Her Father owned a hardware store, so she was always good with machinery. Together they converted alot of tools and appliances into weapons. One night in their bunker, her father started making moves on her. For a while, she ignored it, and changed the subject, or moved away. But in the weeks that followed, he started becoming more intense, more forceful. One night he finally went too far, and tried to rape her. Before he got a chance to commit the act, she grabbed a crowbar from next to the bed, and smashed the side of his skull open. She found out a few years later that he was actually her stepfather, and her biological father had been an Umbrella employee, killed when she was still a baby. Needless to say that messed her up a bit. When Raccoon city was rebuilt, she restarted the family hardware store, with the help of her Grandmother (Her only living relative, who signed most of the legal documents--Crystal was too young). After her grandmother died, she managed the store by herself--And she has until now. Thankfully, she's got the know-how to survive. But she's never been through it alone.

Ah yes, PolyKarbon. They're quite good. I used to go there before how I found [url]www.howtodrawmanga.com[/url] :)

Trance... The slow, depressing kind of Trance. Or if I'm not 'depressed' so much as down, I listen to any of Weird Al's polkas. When you're listening to one of those, you can't help but smile and sing along.

Generally I wouldn't do this because It could go in the 'Final Fantasy Movies?' thread Mysterious Double-You Ecks created, but this is so remarkably groovy I just had to share it with the rest of you. I'd like to remind everyone this took me all day. [url]http://www.geekshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=640[/url]