Flash

I always call someone 'Lasuko' ...Don't know why... But I do believe the greatest name [I]ever[/I] for Aeris would have to be 'That *****' ...heh heh heh 'We have to save That *****!' Heh heh... Other than that, I leave the names the way they are...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kuja [/i] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]*cough* spam *cough* and ur a mod... *cough*intro forum so u get no posts for this *cough* anyway... u left? dang i should pay more attention... no wonder there was no spam in the gaming forums... i new something was missing just couldnt put my finger on it[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] I love you too, Kuji. And this isn't just a 'I'm back' topic, as you can see, it's more-or-less focusing on the week I've had so far, so it doesn't belong in the Intro forum... /me throws Possum at Kuja Anyway, I have a weeks worth of Bob and George to catch up on... Ciao..

Hey all. Yeah, I was away. For a lot longer than expected... It all started on Tuesday... Or Monday, for all you US residents. My class went on a school camp. And not one of those ones where y'all get to sleep in big cosy cabins and roast marshmellows over an open fire. I'm talkin' 'bout the type of camp where you go on a 10km hike over rough terrain, carrying a real heavy pack... Bleh. It's amazing how much stuff one can take for a mere overnight camp. So there I am. It's raining, I'm sore, and I have no Internet access. Ack. We finally set up our own little camp, in pitch black. Nice and leaky. It poured during the night, so we all got soaked. But that's not the worst of it... 4:00am, a Possum sneaks into our camp and eats my Peanuts. Now, those of you who know me personally will know that nothing, and I mean [I]nothing[/I] ever takes my Peanuts. It's unheard of. Last man who stole my peanuts was in a coma for 6 years... Well, maybe not. But I sure would be pretty ticked off. Then we had to walk back, in more bad weather. Oh well. I assure you, much flirting was done. Being a good listener helps.. heh heh. So anyway, I finally get back to the city, and back to civilization. (After a hilarious mini-van trip back; Having a Sublime CD helped.) When I arrive home, I asked my Mother-dear; 'Mother, is the computer ready yet?', because you see, my PC has been broken for quite awhile, and I finally got around to sending to get fixed. My Mother replied with; 'No, it's not. It'll be ready in the weekend.' And so, I haven't been on the PC for nearly a week now. Only reason I'm postin' now is because I'm over at NeoCactuar's house, using his PC. Anyway, looks like my PC is beat up worse than I thought, and they're gonna have to redo the whole thing, meaning I'll have to back-up everything I need/want. Dammit, I know I'm gonna forget something... -_-;; ...Oh well, I just hope they don't find my abnormally large stash of porn... Oops, did I say that out loud? Well, it's worth it. I can finally listen to my 200+ Mp3s and 50+ Anime Clips... and 15 Hentai Mov... Erm, nothing.. So that's basically it... Oh wait, one more thing... It appears there was a crazy, [I]crazy[/I] person *cough*shibtaku*cough* who thought I was a girl. *shakes head* ... That's all I'm gonna say about that... Well, it's good to be back amongst the living... Or something like that. Although I have been feelin' kinda disturbed/depressed recently. *sigh* I dunno why... Maybe it's because I can't stay in a relationship for more than 5 seconds. Blah. And NeoCactuar rules, he's buying us Pizza. Well, he's rining the Pizza place now, gotta go. G'night all.. I leave you with a snippet from a fanfic currently in process... Liquid Squall: *Aussie Accent* Squall! I challenge youuuuuu! [I]Don't ask.... Just laugh... (No no Man, Paperclips...)[/I]

Flash: Honestly, those three... They're just boys... Little Amerikan boys fighting in a war that's way over their heads.. Terrible habits too.. I've been cussed at, spit at... Gah, what do they teach children these days? Soldier: Kommander! Flash: Hmmm? [I]The soldier runs over to Flash, salutes, and then stands at ease.[/I] Soldier: Kommander, a prisoner has escaped from the isolation chamber. Flash: *looks at the Soldier* Who? Soldier: Ken.. Flash: No trouble.. Dispatch a platoon of... Soldier: ...of? Flash: No need. I'll go myself... [I]Flash grabs his tesla whip, puts his Magnums in their holsters, and walks out of his office... As he is about to leave, he turns around..[/I] Flash: ...How did he escape? Soldier: We don't know, Kommander. We found the guard dead outside the cell... Skull... shattered.. Flash: ...the Guard... Trakofsky? Soldier: Yes Sir... I'm sorry... Flash: .... [I]Flash continues out of the complex...[/I] Flash: (Trakofsky... An old friend of mine... What will I tell his family... Dammit... Now Ken, you pay..) [I]Flash speeds up into a run, then into an all out sprint as he makes his way out of the complex, to go and find Ken..[/I]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cloud [/i] [B]Rico you can always blame that you lost on Warlock or Flash. They can edit the poles. No wonder flash doesn't get many votes. If he always had 0 he would of been discovered by now so he always puts a few on it... :babble: [/B][/QUOTE] ... That's a total lie, dude. I've [B]never[/B] edited that poll. [B]Ever.[/B] Get your facts straight..

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i] [B]mine is ok.. but.. I have the best avatar! :P gwahhahah! [/B][/QUOTE] Yes kam, your Avatar is pretty cool... But! Does your Avatar have Love slaves... I think not... Sig Contests? HuhWhatWhyWhenHowWho Where am I? Never heard of 'em, and I don't like the sound of 'em...

[I]Flash drives the Cataclysm around the outskirts of the base, rounding up any prisoners, assisted by a squad of Shock Troopers... He checks to the left of the tank, and sees a body lying burnt, on the edge of the forest... Flash gets out of the Cataclysm, and walks over to it, Tesla Magnums at the ready... It doesn't move... He turns the body on to its back, to find none other than Ken...[/I] Flash: Bomb my refinery, will you? We shall see about that. [I]Flash shouts to some Shock Troopers, who come and pick up Ken, and take him back to the Soviet Command center...[/I] [I]When Ken wakes up, he is in a bedroom... It's very royal looking... He notices he is wearing new clothes, Dark Red pants, a white shirt, and a Red Jacket... He looks around the room, when suddenly, a door opens, and some Soviet Guards walk in... They stand at attention, and an older man walks in, wearing an officers uniform... He walks up to Ken, and takes off his hat...[/I] Officer: Please, right this way... [I]Ken stands up, and follows the Officer... They are escourted by the 4 Soviet guards... They walk down many long, well-lit corridoors, all with red carpet, and Paintings on the wall... They eventually come to a large wooden double door... Two Soldiers standing outside the door open it, and Ken looks in, only too see Flash, sitting at a large desk... Behind him are Soviet flags, and a huge portrait of himself...[/I] Ken: (Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me...) Flash: Greetings, Amerikan. I forget your name.. Ken, wasn't it? Ken: .... Flash: I understand you've been responsible for some of the recent attacks on our base, Yes? Ken: .... Flash: I see, you don't like talking, eh? We kan fix that. [I]Flash pulls out a small cylinder, and presses a button on it... A huge blue stream of Tesla erupts from one end, making the Tesla whip... Flash lashes it towards Ken, and it wraps around him, binding him with pain... Ken falls to his knees...[/I] Flash: Ahh, you like my latest kreation? Ken: ...Bastard... Flash: Ha ha ha... So, you feel like talking yet? Ken: Go to... hell... Flash: Tsk, tsk. [I]Flash pulls the whip back, lifting Ken into the air... Flash spins it around, slamming him into a wall... Ken collapses to the ground, writhing with pain...[/I] Flash: Hmmm... You're strong... Almost any other man would be dead now... Ken: I won't... let you kill me... Soviet Scum... [I]Flash runs foward and kicks Ken in the stomach... Ken smashes back into the wall...[/I] Flash: Amerikans... You're all the same.. Ken: You killed my family... my friends... everyone... And I'll... make you pay... Flash: What about you filthy Amerikans, eh? All this time, Russia has been oppressed by you kapitalist pigs... What about MY family? What about MY friends!? I've lost alot more that you, boy. I've seen entire armies demolished by Amerikan troops. I was stranded in the Siberian wastelands for 3 years... An entire attack fleet, destroyed... Me, and my Komrade Cid were the only survivors... We managed to survive out there, while avoiding Amerikan bombers and such... You think you could stand that, boy? Walking into a Civilian village, only to see Dead children? Dead Parents?! Everything, Dead! Innocent people, dead at the hands of you Amerikans... You're just a Boy in a Man's war... Ken: ...You deserved it, Soviet scum.. Flash: You little Brat... [I]Flash picks up Ken by the collar, and glares at him... Ken spits at Flash's face... Flash grins at Ken, then throws him halfway across the room, and he slides across the marble floor, until he slams into a wall... He lies there, barely concious...[/I] Flash: Guards... Take the Boy to the Interogation chambers. Put him in the electrocution unit.. Guards: Yes Sir. [I]Flash watches as Ken is dragged away by the guards, towards the Interogation chambers...[/I]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RicoTranzrig [/i] [B][COLOR=darkblue]This Vote off never makes any sense....[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] You think? Explain yourself.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kool_aid13 [/i] [B]I'm not familliar to this. Are u trying to see who's the best Otaku, or what? [/B][/QUOTE] No, no. It's who leaves the house next in Otaku Big Brother. It's been running for almost 9 weeks, I'm suprised you haven't seen it...

[I]Flash and Cid sit in the lounge, both drinking shots of Vodka...[/I] Cid: I see, so the Cataclysm is more of a weapon than a tank? Flash: Exaktly. The Amerikans have yet to see the full power of the Cataclysm. So far, they've only seen it at its weakest.. Cid: Brilliance, Sheer brilliance... [I]Suddenly, a warning siren goes off...[/I] Cid: Huh? Flash: That would be the Air Raid. Nothing to worry about. Cid: Oh, I see. [I]Flash pushes a button on the arm of his chair, deploying the SAM sites and AA guns... They rise up out of the ground, strategically placed all over the base...[/I] Cid: Nice design.. Flash: Oh, it's just something I sorta threw together... Cid: ...Flash, I'm going out there. I want to test the Phoenix. Flash: Understandable. Shall I send a squadron of MIGs to akkompany you? Cid: No, I shall fly the Phoenix alone... Flash: Ha, they don't stand a chance.. With that Plane, and your abilities... Ha ha ha ha... Cid: Ha ha, see you soon, comrade. [I]Cid stands up, puts out his cigarette, and runs towards the Underground hangar...[/I]

Wait, wait, back up.. Mecha Orcs? Did I miss something?

Down to the last 4...

[I]Cid and Flash walk through a series of corridors, deep underground the Soviet base. As they walk, a few Russian soldiers greet them..[/I] Russian Soldier: Welcome back, Kommander. Cid: It's good to be back, Soldier. Keep up the good work. Russian Soldier: Yes Sir! Thank you, Sir! Flash: So Cid, what additional information did you acquire off the Amerikans? Cid: Well, they like baseball. Flash: .... Cid: And they're planning to attack soon, they're mainly focusing on air strikes, so SAM sites or rocket infantry may be in order... Flash: An Air strike, you say? Well, I have something that may assist you in that department.. Cid: ...The Phoenix? Flash: Come.. [I]The two walk down a long, dark tunnel... They come to the end, and Flash inputs a special code into the panel on the wall. The huge steel shutter opens up, to reveal a massive hangar. Standing in perfectly straight rows, up and down throughout the whole hangar, are row after row after row of MIGs, all armed to the Brim with brilliant new Soviet firepower...[/I] Cid: Impressive fleet.. Flash: Heh heh... Look... [I]Flash points to the centre of the hangar... Standing by itself, on a a raised Landing pad, is a huge Jet, packed with missiles, bombs, and state of the art tactical equipment...[/I] Cid: My god... I never thought anyone would develop the technology required to complete the Phoenix... But you, my loyal and trusted comrade, have done it... I salute you. Flash: Ha ha, that's not all my friend. Here, I also built these for you.. [I]Flash pulls out two Tesla Uzis from his belt... He hands them to Cid...[/I] Cid: I can't believe you've done all this... Thank you.. Flash: No problem.. Kome, let us drink, and talk of memories past.. [I]The two friends, re-united at last, walk out of the hangar, towards Flash's private lounge...[/I]

My oh my, what blatant spam. I bid you good day.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B]then why the heck haven't you announced who is voted off and closed the thread and put up the next one.... [/B][/QUOTE] Meh, I'm lazy. Well, Cya ssj chic.. We'll miss you...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B]its friday today, and you know what that means.... *waves goodbye to ssj chic* [/B][/QUOTE] Correction, My Dear Sephy... It's Saturday, as of... Now. Remember, we're going on [I]Flash-time[/I] in this game, heh heh

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i] [B][COLOR=royalblue]So................when will he be back?[/COLOR] :whoops: [/B][/QUOTE] Oh, I'll guess in about... 4 hours time.. Oh, would ya look at that, right as always... :freak:

Hell... I dunno what to say man... Heh, I'm just a kid really... But hey, I feel for ya man... Hope everything turns out alright...

I am all too happy about the fact that you have a different opinion on FF7. If everyone liked it, things would be very boring. I just don't like the fact that you posted the same message 5 times, because that's just spam... There. That's all.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kuja [/i] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]um aso i dont know why you warned him... maybe i missed something here...[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] He posted that message 5 times in 5 different topics... Purposely, of course... Very Spam-tastic.

Ugh, why are you guys making the Soviets so evil? Beating mothers? Putting people in concentration camps? This is Bullsh*t, and I'm not taking it. -------- Captain: *on radio* Kommander, we have detected a spy. Flash: A spy? Release the dogs. Captain: *on radio* Affirmitive. Flash: *checks radar* Ah, another Amerikan attack wave... *on radio* Mammoth tanks, be on guard. Prepare the Mammoth tusk missiles... now, as for that Spy... [I]Flash jumps out of his tank, draws his Tesla Magnums, and begins to scout around Base...[/I]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by _Shiro Amada_ [/i] [B]Note the food for though thing. this was only meant to be a opinion, I never stated I hated the game, I love it, but I am only giving you some hmm, oh yes, food for thought. [/B][/QUOTE] I'm talking about the fact that you posted it 5 times... You're entitled to your own opinions...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B]Nope, havn't played it. Whats up with the dots? [/B][/QUOTE] His Space bar is messed up... He uses full stops so his postsdon'tlooklikethis.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by _Shiro Amada_ [/i] [B]Food for thought: FF7 is a fan favorite because it is a the ultimate beginner's RPG. The whole game is one big freaking cat and mouse chase. "Ooh look Sephiroth lets get him, oh no Genova lets chase him too. Oh no, Aeris died, hey its Sephiroth again lets chase him! Hey... I'm a clone, oh well, lets chase Sephiroth some more. Wowza, its meteor, lets chase Sephiroth again. Hey! That isn't the real Sephiroth! Real Sephiroth is dead! DEAR GOD! Lets chase fake Sephiroth then!!!" I liked how it was a fun game and it made this cat and mouse chase interesting but c'mon kiddies, it wasn't a masterpiece. Why did everyone choose to hate FF8? The Junction system? FF8 had a great storyline and it had a nice twist ending that you can find out if you pay attention, Rinoa is Ultimecia! Rinoa grows up to be Ultemicia, which means that all of the game is done for nohing, because no matter what Rinoa grows up to be Ultimecia, it will go on in a never ending loop forever, what a bitter sweet ending! And FF8 has better character development. "Oh look its Sephiroth, lets love a guy with zero personality, a big sword, and a trenchcoat. Hell that is just like nemesis from RE3 and everyone hated THAT guy. Remember this is food for thought, it may scramble your mind, be WARNED. [/B][/QUOTE] Shiro, don't pull something like this Again... This is your ONLY warning...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i] [B][COLOR=royalblue]*taps foot* *sigh* I'm not getting any younger Warlock!!![/COLOR] :rolleyes: [/B][/QUOTE] Warlock is on School Camp...