Flash

[I]As Flash and his team is pushing through the defenses at the Texan border, Flash get a Radio call from the fortification down in Dallas..[/I] Captain: *on radio* Kommander, Amerikan Jets have bombed alot of our defences... It's a mirakle the MCVs survived.. Flash: I see. Tell the karrier ship 'Leningrad' to dispatch 10 transport ships, all filled with Mammoth tanks. Captain: Affirmitive. Flash: And also, 3 chinooks, all filled with engineers. We'll need some repairs done. Captain: Aknowledged. Flash: Good, set up base as soon as possible... Also, build some SAM sites, and Tesla Koils. The Mammoth tanks should be able to hold out against any attacks for awhile, but with the addition of heavy defense, there is no way those Kapitalist pigs, the Americans, will be able to pull off an attack like that again... Captain: Right away, Kommander. Flash: Excellent. [I]Flash turns his Radio off, and pushes the tank into full gear, plowing through an American Infantry platoon... A small force of Longbow helicopters fly above him, and he lets the Heat-seekers rip... Soon, the Helicopters are reduced to nothing but scrap metal...[/I] Flash: I love my work..

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NorykoAngelcry [/i] [B][COLOR=firebrick][SIZE=1]Lies I say. . all lies. . remember at the end where he starts to shock Sadam Hussien? . . that was not electricity. . it was Ki Blasts. . SEE?!?! [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, I think when Cartman was swearing and Firing those bolts of lighting it was a parody of DBZ... As for the Kamehameha thing, well, I dunno...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Krillen [/i] [B] Awww.... Yes, Trying to beat the record I take it? You guys should put Big Brother in your Sig's to attract more people.....Ya know? [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, we did that a long time ago, Krillen... But prehaps I'll put it in my Sig again...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Krillen [/i] [B]24 is the most you can go huh? [/B][/QUOTE] No, it's just the regular number of votes that we get..

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B] to this day, I STILL don't know what he says, some say gerbil sandwitch, I say jibble sandwitch, but what the HELL is a jibble sandwitch.... [/B][/QUOTE] jibble sandwich... Nice work, Capcom... "wAIt! DoN'T opEN that DOor!" ...Come on, who was doing the voice acting? William Shatner?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B]"kick, punch, its all in the mind!"-chop chop master onion head [/B][/QUOTE] As soon as I saw this topic, that's the first thing that came into my head, lol. 'Kick punch block! Block turn kick! duck duck pose!', heh heh heh

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B] yup, thats the dyne he's talking about, I don't blame him for killing himself though, why, you ask? well, if he joined the gang then he would have met YUFFIE!!! and would have died of a painful heart attack, heh heh.... [/B][/QUOTE] ...I think *someone* is Jealous, jus' because they don't adored by me, and Yuffie does... It's okay Seph, I understand now... :D

[I]The huge Tesla tank, 'Cataclysm' storms through central Dallas, taking out the remanants of the American army fortified there with its all-feared, all-powerful Seismic-Tesla Cannon. It takes roughly 3 hours to charge, but when it does, all hell breaks loose... Firing successive Bolts of Tesla energy, the Cataclysm can cause mass destruction is short ammounts of time. Also armed with Rapid firing missiles, it's still very dangerous, even when the Tesla Cannon is charging...[/I] Captain: Kommander, the Amerikan soldiers are retreating. Shall we deploy our MCVs here? Flash: Yes, deploy the MCVs. And order 20 Tesla tanks and 50 Heavy Tanks to rendezvous with me in 15 minutes. We're pushink through to the Texan border. Once we have sekured the entire state, we will set up a large network of Radar Domes to keep kommunikations up. Captain: Yes Sir. Flash: Good.. [I]Flash gets back in his tank, and begins to head out of Dallas...[/I]

Name: Markof 'Flash' Tesla Age: 27 Side: Russia Soldier: Yes Kind of Soldier: Special Forces/Veteran Tank Operator Appearance: (See attachment, and If you can't see it, PM me, and I'll send you a JPG..) Height: 177cm Bio: A Veteran Commander in the Soviet Army. A Cold blooded killing machine, Flash fears nothing in combat. He pilots the Soviet's flagship tank, the Cataclysm Tesla tank. Also armed with his powerful Tesla-magnums, he is just as deadly when on foot..

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by _Shiro Amada_ [/i] [B]Dear Crazy white boy: Mr. white Boy, Mr. white, I am truly marveled by your imagination and genius, you almost surpass my mind. You are my equal. What is your AIM or e-mail name. I would like to make a RPG with you so crazy white boy style that the reindeer will come home and get peanut butter foot massages. This RPG will have deciet, midgets with chili on their face, dwarf mercenaries from egypt, and hot ladies with unnecessary nudity. Join me on this, who ever has the balls, the elephentitis balls, thos grapefruit-sized balls to join me on this RPG crusade phenomena, joine me and Crazy WHite Boy and we will have helluva fun. THE SUPER FOREIGN FRIENDS IS THE RPG. Yes George Bush you heard it THE SUPER FOREIGN FRIENDS. Its aabout two foreign guys with super powers, the evil Dicknocker has made a gay beam to make the whole world gay and have no children, now it is up to the Super Foreign Friends to save the day!!! Unfortunately they get zapped by the gay beam as well, so they have to stop Dicknocker before every else turns gay, WHILE THEY ARE GAY, mwahahahaha! Yes.. Excellent. [/B][/QUOTE] ...What... the... hell... I'm thinking of deleting that, it could damage peoples brains trying to comprehend such pointless drivel. (God, i'm in [I]such[/I] a bad mood tonight..)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by liamc2 [/i] [B]that is sad :(. I, for one, believe that this type of play acting are some of the best type of games threads in otaku. they are just pure fun.:D [/B][/QUOTE] I'm afraid that those kind of 'Bar' or 'Party' topics are really just Spam... Sorry, that's just the way it is. This is Games and Stories. Bar and Party topics? Nope, no Game or Story there. The bottom line is, those games are just pure Spam. Topic closed.

Flash: I don't fear your stupid little weapons, Lieutenant. Aeon: Well, perhaps I should teach you what fear really is... Flash: Bring it. [I]Just as Aeon is about to fire, he hears a bleeping on his Radar... Flash sees the blips on radar, and immediately a warning Siren comes on...[/I] Flash: No... Oh god no... *on radio* Z!! CALL OF THE ATTACK, NOW!! GET ALL THE FLEET OUT OF HERE!! Z: Huh? Why? Flash: *on radio* ...They're coming. Z: ...Dear God... *shouts to the captain of the ship* Captain, get us out of here! Now!! [I]The entire fleet begins to turn, and Flash signals Warlock to leave, post haste... The two ACs turn around, and Overboost out of the Battlezone...[/I] Aeon: Huh? Siren: What, did we scare 'em off? Sweet! Aeon: ...I don't think so... [I]Suddenly, Aeon's AC begins to give a message..[/I] Computer: Enemy ACs Detected. Number of ACs; 4 Aeon: 4 ACs? That's alot.. but why are the Zodiac-9 forces retreating? Computer, Identify those ACs... Computer: ACs Identified as Genocide, Apocalypse, Armageddon, and Cataclysm. Aeon: Huh? Haven't heard of them... *on radio* Have any of you heard of these guys before? [I]Ken is almost frozen in fear... He quickly turns, and overboosts away from the approaching ACs...[/I] Ken: *on radio* Get outta there!! Those guys are invulnerable!! Aeon: Come on, we can take 'em. Ken: *on radio* You kidding?! One of these guys could have beaten all of us, and the whole Zodiac-9 fleet by themselves!! All four of them... It's... it's INSANE!! Siren: But what about HQ? Ken: *on radio* ....

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B] hmm... :naughty: what videos are these, exactly? [/B][/QUOTE] oh dear, i've said too much... :p

And the Meteo City Flash..

I know why you probably couldn't see it... I [I]knew[/I] PNG would cause problems... Fine, here's the low quality JPGs..

I'm... err... I dunno what I am... 100% Kiwi, I guess.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B] *Shudders at the thought of Flash with love slaves* [/B][/QUOTE] That's not what you said when you bought those videos I made...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B] No, but flash edits out all the stuff about finding the acid too, now they just magically have it in their hands. [/B][/QUOTE] I didn't see anything about the Acid in that post... I only deleted the Porno bit...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by _Shiro Amada_ [/i] [B]By the way my friend was at my house and he wrote the whole porno thing sorry..... [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, just be careful in the future. I've already edited that bit out of the post.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B]Yeah, it's a thing to do with Mew in the Japanese version. It doesn't do anything in the R/B/Y versions. [/B][/QUOTE] Sorry to burst your bubble, but that Truck has nothing to do with Mew. Quite simply put, you CANNOT get Mew in any of the games, without a GS.

If I could own anything, you say? Erm, I know! Ginny's Mod Rod! I've always wanted one of those... *picks up twig and writes 'Flash's Mod Rod' on it* See? It's just not the same.. *sigh*

[I]The Group makes it's way down a series of Dark corridoors... Eventually, they come to a dead end.. They look around, and see no way out...[/I] Brian: The hell? There's nothing here! Flash: Wait a second.. Look.. [I]Flash walks up to the wall, and puts his hand on it... he feels around abit, and then begins to brush the dust off of a metallic cover...[/I] Shiro: What's it for? Flash: I dunno, looks like a control panel cover... [I]Flash rips the panel off, and finds a large switch, with a red light lit up above it, and the words 'Shutter Control' printed next to it... He tries to flip the large switch, but it's old, and rusted... [/I] Flash: Ugh, Brian, gimmie some help here, this thing is rusted... Brian: Alright. [I]Brian grabs the switch, and the two try to flip the switch, as the others watch...[/I] [B]***PRESS THE [COLOR=royalblue]X[/COLOR] BUTTON AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!***[/B] ..... ........ .......... ............. ................. [B]***SUCCESS!***[/B] [I]Brian and Flash finally manage to flip the switch... Next to them, the wall slides down into the ground, revealing a double metallic door... There's a small control panel next to it..[/I] Shiro: Number code. Anyone think they can crack it? Brian: *cracks knuckles* Sit back, and watch the hacking master... [I]Brian walks over to the control panel... Looks at it, taps a few buttons, and then draws his handgun and blasts the sh*t out of it... It makes a faint beeping sound, and the door opens... Brian turns around and faces the others..[/I] Brian: Told you I was the master. All: *Massive Sweatdrops*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B]What about all those ladies in your avatar flash? [/B][/QUOTE] Those aren't Girlfriends... Those are my Love slaves. :tasty:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jcgoudy [/i] [B] No, I don't know. I missed whatever happened. [/B][/QUOTE] Ya know those people who are perverted, and crude, and sexist? Yeah, that's Krillen in a nutshell. :rolleyes: [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Krillen [/i] [B]Raiha is Going Down!!!!!!! [/B][/QUOTE] See what I mean?

Yes... *20 minutes later* Oh, Nutbunnies. No.