D. Dark

It depends on what kind of situation the leader is in. If it is in war, then a Prime Minister like Neville Chamberlain is no good, as we saw in the years leading to the war. Then there was Winston Churchill, who was really good in war, but rubbish in peace. Whoever they are, they must be strong and focused. My favourites are: Martin Luther King; Franklin Delano Roosevelt; Can't think of anymore just yet

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Navi [/i] [B]The principal said to the kid "You've been bad but the grass is green and the sea is yellow so I'll let you go." The kid says "Why? The watermelon is big and juicy and I ate it seedless so lets read Harry Potter." Then the goat nodded to the kid as he chewed the cud and spit out fodder onto a beaver's tail. The beaver slippity slapped his buckteeth and cried "Why did ySTOOPPP ITT PLEEEASSSEEEEEEEEou want to ask mNOOOOOOOe that?" So Gollum answered "We hates it forever Bilbo Baggins!" And thats why we should support theotaku.com! [/B][/QUOTE] Rightttt... I would say some jokes that have just popped in my head, but I'm afraid they'll offend some people (Mainly Irish). They were good as well. Damn, I can't think of any jokes:flaming: :flaming: :mad: :mad:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Duo Maxwell [/i] [B] Yeah and the fact that they copy from text books means nothing right? I can't find the answer um... [/B][/QUOTE] That too. Sometimes I really wonder if some of the teachers know the material. Our Physics teacher showed us a book today, and said "This is the book I use":therock: Anyway, it can't be chlorine gas. Isn't that the mustard gas everyone used in WWI to flush each other out of the trenches. Caused grevious er.... eye wounds. Is it a anasthetic, perhaps, carbon trihydrogen chloride

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Majora's Mask [/i] [B] Too true.....Drugs are bad.....Take it from me, I know...*shudder* My scariest moment? When i got shot at by a drunken hillbilly while on vacation to America. According to him, I stoll his gin...?! And I didn't have my sword with me(I really have one)so I ran like hell.... [/B][/QUOTE] Heh, heh, the scariest moment for that hillbilly would have been if you actually HAD your sword! And kids, and everybody else on the boards, there is a reason why people say don't do drugs, as they've experienced it, and it's side effects. Personally, I've never taken drugs (Never will)

I knew it was something like that. We learnt H2O as water, plain and simple. Damn teachers, never bothered to explain it. Could have lost a mark, and a grade, due to their lousy teaching. Now I know, and I have the good people of this thread to thank for it. By the way, I'm not an idiot, I'm just too young to know...(Or maybe not????)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B]i'd be a vampire, hands down. i'm completely enamoured w/ them. flight, super strength, powers of persuation, pyrokinesis, immortality... vampires have it all. i'm still looking for lestat. i love you, lestat! come & get me! [/B][/QUOTE] Heh, "dreams may come true", so "be careful what you wish for". I made a complete dog's ear out of those... I would be an elf. Immortal, tall, accurate with weapons. Or a phoenix

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B]when's a door not a door? when its ajar GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I HATE THAT JOKE!!!!!!! *smashes everything in sight*:mad: :mad: [/B][/QUOTE] That is truly bad. Worst joke I have ever heard. I understand why destruction is the only answer...

To be really blunt, we're just here to reproduce, take care of our young, and die. Sounds bad, but theoretically true. The meaning of life is: To live. You only have one shot at it, so live it out the way you want. It is the basis of free will.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ~Videl~ [/i] [B][color=blue]I'm on a regular phone line with a 56k modem that usually runs at maximum 38K :bawl: because of our horrible old phone lines here. It's so unfair, cable won't come down our road either.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Same here:bawl: But it's too technical for me. I know what they are, I just don't know how they work (The technical aspects, at least...)

Oh wait, I was also left in a cold pitch black basement/bomb shelter, fearing the dead, the rats, and basically the dark in general... It was frightening.

I've had a few frights in my life, but none more frightening than this, as I was 8 years old. It was simulated, and in a small house in an indoor theme park titled "Segaworld" (Now replaced). Anyway, it involved you sitting in a chair, looking at a mirror, having headphones on, and holding skulls that supposedly electrocute you if you let go. I went in, and you have a zombie behind you, shuffling. Creeping towards. Intimidating you. It got rubbish at the end, but it was so real, him sniffing you, eating your brain, and generally scared me senseless. I just wanted to let go and scream aloud, and rush out of that horrid place. That was my scariest experience. I was wondering what other people regard as "Most frightening"

Books let you use your imagination about events. Films show you, and sometimes people may be disappointed at the results. Films are generally never better than books, just like sequels are generally never better than originals (In films)

I sort of dated a best friend. She's still a good friend, now, though. I met her in a camp, and I got to know her real quick, and we would walk on our own round the camp for hours, and stare at the stars in the sky at night. We denied that we were going out (I know we did, but I don't know about her), but we didn't get physical (like kissing). So we left eventually, as I came back to England, and we sent each other e-mails every day. It was obvious that she really liked me. Then, she stopped liking me (Found a boyfriend), but I was cool about it inside and out. Althoguh we keep in touch (Due to the Otakuboards:devil: ), but when I'm in my home country, we see each other quite often, and are still close friends. I can understand if it is wierd for two people going out who were physical to keep seeing each other, but you can still keep good friends.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B]what the... AAAUUUGGGHHH! i really did scream. my parents were wondering what was wrong (i'm at their house right now). i'm coming over, kuji-wuji! i'm not even going to [I]look [/I] at voodoo's pic. d. dark it made [i]me [/i] jump! [/B][/QUOTE] Haha! I guess I just have a heart of steel (not) I don't know what is so frightening. I went closer to the screen, but you then see a wierd grey woman run past as if on drugs... A scream or something would have made it EVEN scarier...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Akito [/i] [B]I go to a LAN party every Saturday night now. It's really fun, we play CS, watch anime, and pass around info bout new games/anime. [/B][/QUOTE] CS is a wicked game. I played once or twice in a specially organised club with gaming computers. I am really rubbish though...

Whoa, you lot are over-exagerrating. It's not THAT scary. It's about as scary as the second half of Jeepers Creepers, which wasn't scary. The first half was, though. You don't expect it, but it could never make me jump outta my seat...

YAYYYYYY! I'm 37% insane corrupt! YIPEEEE! Insane corrupt is the only thing that counts, insane pure is boring...

And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the biggest anticlimax I have ever written (And the only one too) The guy who set the flat on fire saw his dad, very coincidently, walking down the road. "Dad! Dad! Wait there!" and rushed downstairs. "Dad! See that house over there? Yeah, the red, glowing one? I set it on fire! Call the fire brigade, and tell them that you were walking down the road, and you saw it on fire, okay?" So the fire brigade were called, while the hellish fire blazed throughout the bitter winter night. Later, the fire brigade arrived, and a crowd of people accompanied them, and had seen the fire before the fire brigade arrived. "Excuse me, sir, but did you report a fire?" "Yes" "Well, sir, do you see a fire?" He looked up. "No" "So why did you call us?" "There was a fire" "Well, it looks to me like it was a prank. Have a nice day" The fireman turned to his fellow firefighters, "Nothing here. Let's go", and with a sigh, they left. Well, it turns out that there was a resident in the flat at the time. The firefighters or the fire woke her up. It happens that the firework set fire to some old toys that were to be donated to the needy, and were on the terrace so they wouldn't be a nuisance. The old lady spotted the fire, and put it out herself. Turns out it was no bigger than a small flame. Well, there you have it. A very unexpected end (Since nobody expected it:D ) Written on the 15th January, unlike what it says at the bottom. didn't wanna double post.

The last paragraph is right... But that's not the most important one. I'll be revealing the end soon, but keep guessing. You'll be nicely surprised.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] aactually i thought it was funny too but still it is a bit lame... the thing with this one is there about 3 varieties that ive heard. One of them is the same but with two eggs in a frying pan (of coarse, the egg said it was hot rather than cold) [/B][/QUOTE] I haven't heard those. Well, here's another one for your amusement. A man walks up to a bartender, and says "I bet you £5000 that if I stand on your bar, I can piss into a glass", So the bartender agrees, for there was an easy £5000 in it for him. Anyway, the man stands on the bar, and pisses everywhere, everywhere excet in the glass. He comes down, and the bartender asks him, with a grin, "Why are you smiling? You just lost £5000!" You see that man over there? I bet him £10000 that I could piss all over your bar and you'd be happy!"

Every time I see Queen Asuka's artwork, I envy her. Damn my inability to draw/paint/do anything right

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B] prohibition is what makes alcohol illegal. [/B][/QUOTE] There is no way that you could house that many convicted criminals. Ever.

The name D.Dark comes from a character from Street Fighter EX plus alpha, and he was my favourite character, so I chose that name. Not very interesting... But oh well What's in a name?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B]*Ponders for while* hmmm..... you all got sent to a turkish prison and miraculously escape cos they couldnt afford guards. [/B][/QUOTE] I like that one. Not right, but you're on the right lines. After all, I wouldn't put up the question if it had an obvious answer. Be more adventurous. Play about with the residents...