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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B]one of my supervisors at work told me this one. Two cows were standing in a field. one said 'its cold out today isnt it?' the other said 'WHAT THE??? A TALKING COW!!!!!' and died of shock. [/B][/QUOTE] I like that one. It isn't that lame...is it? I've heard it before though, ad I thought it was funny (I wonder if I have an odd sense of humour)

That is an amazing drawing! Got any more material hiding somewhere? I like to draw too, but I'm no where near as good... I'm doing a picture of Gohan, but I'm lazy, so what should have been done quickly is only being done when I can be bothered...

I remember having loads of dreams in the last couple of days, but I can't remember any of them, except that Watford were second in the Premier league, with Arsenal, naturally, being 1st. I'm glad this thread has been brought up again, but also sad at the same time

Johanna Banana is a very strange name or nickname for anyone, but I don't have one, but my best friend is called "Flathead"...

Wait, I thought of one this morning... "Two guys throw a girl into a dustbin because they thought she was rubbish" ...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B]just be as big a b*tch as you possibly can, & they'll eventually leave you alone. that worked for me. [/B][/QUOTE] Not a bad idea... I wonder if I can get out of school, which started on Tuesday (I skipped monday, heh, heh)

This happened at New Year's... Late at night, me and my friends were at my friend's house, and some of them were throwing bangers off the terrace... Then, one of them said "Let's set off a firework" . Anyway, we went downstairs, and on the road it was lit in a platic bottle. "Wait! Not that way!" Too late. It was lit, and everybody rushed inside. Then it blew, and we went out, and looked up, and... The firework had disappeared... And some glass tumbled to our feet... "Oh, ****!" cried the guy that lit the firework. I didn't care though. It wasn't my fault. Why should it bother me? I hadn't lit it. Later, I was called to the window, and I could see a terrace was hellish red, and smoke was spewing out of the terrace. When our parents had called, we told them "Yeah, the neighbours are burning with joy!" How do you think the story ends? I want to see what you think happens. After it's been exhausted, I'll write the second part up.

It must take a lot of brains to think of the jokes mentioned in this thread.... Who the hell finds these funny? It's only the absolute lameness that makes them funny...like the monkey jokes...

So this is what it souns like when you are talking to someone about a strange TV show... It is incredibly strange...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shyguy [/i] [B][SIZE=1]And here I thought I was the only person who didn't like Steinbeck and Dickens. "Of Mice and Men' was such a stupid book, I must be the only person on Earth who didn't like it.[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] I thought it was alright... Had no real point if my teacher hadn't told us the meaning was subtle, but they all complained so much... But it was short, sharp and simple (Especially Lennie:D ) *Everyone stares* Uh, ok, never mind...

I'm reading the book, but my friends say you need prior knowledge to understand the film. Is that true? I'm still in the proluge, yet I'm already drawn into it's world...

I haven't seen the Buu saga, so I don't know how good it is, but the ones I've seen so far, Cell saga is the best, especially when Gohan turns SSJ2, and kicks the crap out of Cell, for he was really starting to...annoy me. *Mimics* "I'm Cell, I'm great, I can't be beaten", then Gohan absolutely thrashes him. I like where Cell turns huge, and Gohan knocks him out with less than 5 hits...

I wonder which way (From bottom to top?) And why is a perverted old man giving out sexual chocolate? Some people... Most I've ever got is a big lollipop... (Don't you dare take it the wrong way)

If my house was burning down, I would grab my PS2, then my PS1 games, then my PS2 games (Don't have many), then my anime comics, and then my sketch book with my DBZ drawings. To hell with school work, just grab what's important!

It's been less than a day!!! Don't expect the whole world to have seen it by now! Just wait until tomorrow. Maybe there'll be more replies... Oh, don't double post... It irritates the moderators... I'll add a reply tomorrow, once I've read your incredibly long story...

I have a photographic memory, so studying sometimes is not neccesary. AND IT'S SO BORING!!! I always muck about instead of studying. Bad habit... But I usually do well... Our school is very difficult, so you must study at least 5 minutes do get some semblence of a decent grade...

Happens to me as well.. Just as you're getting to the most intriguing part of the dream, you're woken up by "Oi!! Get your lazy butt outta that bed, now!"

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cera [/i] [B][FONT=century gothic]Yes, I've heard that before....about the Coca-Cola.... But I've also heard that the red outfit comes from Saint Nicholaus or some such person being...a bishop, or something?....and wearing traditional read robes...or, well, yeah, whatever..... And there's the classix, Santa=Satan. Red outfit, same letters in the name, a list of all the bad people, whatever.....[/FONT] :babble: [/B][/QUOTE] I don't know if it still happens, but I recently read that the German equivalent of Santa Claus is St. Nicolas. (Or something) He travelled with another person, who was like his alter ego, and was evil. I don't think they do it anymore, but in some countries, Christmas, or "Weinachten", is celebrated on 7th December, or something. Bad kids used to be beaten, and good kids got fruit (This is all true). It might have been last century, and yes, St. Nicolas did wear a red bishop's robe.

This is just being posted up for fun, so don't take it seriously... Okay? Men are better as: They are stronger; They, uh...eat more... There are more, well known, male scientists... (I'm gonna die...) Women are better, as: They are smarter; They are better looking; They...cook better...; What are your opinions? Try to give a reason why, though... Don't take this personally, as I'm not a sexist person at all. I believe everyone is equal... Anyway, if we weren't different, we wouldn't be compatible, right?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cera [/i] [B][FONT=century gothic]And "vixen" is a male name since, when?[/FONT] [/B][/QUOTE] Ok, maybe not "Vixen", but "Rudolph" certainly is a guy's name. No girls I've ever met are called Rudolph... And Santa Claus is the way he is due to Coca-Cola? No way!!! I'd swear he wore red before... And, PiMu, funny picture.

Mine's all by paper, and the good old brain. Makes fighting calculations difficult, though...

You know, a psycho-analyist, or something, would have a wonderful day looking at all these posts. He could probably tell us what they mean, I mean, with black alien lizard creatures spitting out half eaten brothers... Just another average bunch of people *coughs*. Nah, but it's really cool, though...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ~Videl~ [/i] [B]:D *Swot alert* *Swot alert*:D lol I've finished with school now - thank good :p :D but while I was there I was one of those really annoying people who was good at everyting - I got all A*'s and A's. I liked most of my subjects but if I had to choose then PE - or gym (I think) for those of you in the states - was my worst subject. I was good at it, but I just hated running around outside in the cold and the wet :( . Luckilly my school was really cool and you could choose between PE or community service, so I ran a craft group for my local old peoples home for a couple of years. But when i tell people I did community service for 2 years they look at my really weird, like I'm a convicted criminal or someting :D [/B][/QUOTE] So you are, at least, British. Nice to know there's another one... No, but I'm also one of those annoying people who are good at (almost) every subject. I really don't like R.E., though, and I can't say I'm a swat, as I don't really study that often, but just before a test, but I'm hoping to get all 12 A*'s, so I'll try to keep the dream alive... Hey, V, you're lucky, we have to play rugby in the mud, and though I don't really mind (I play for one of the school's minor rugby teams), I enjoy sport. I don't know about my school though. This year, I've been late about 15 times, which is one of the highest in my year (We like to be punctual), I hate getting up for school. But if you think I'm a swot, then meet my sister... 7 A*s, 7 A's, say it all I think. Damn her, I will be victorious, but first I'll pass year 10... And, why is Math such a hated subject? It seems easy enough... I like: Maths History Biology Chemistry Games I.T. German Russian Economics Design Art (Though I found it tough) Don't like: English (I found it ultra boring. Doodeling is way cooler!! Go really-wierd-looking-guy-with-a fist!) Physics (Idiot teacher alert!! Lets us get away with singing "In the Jungle" with his name in it. Also man with famous quotes like "Nineteen hundred nought-nought" and "Shut!" (He forgot "up") Greatest laughing stock ever, though we've calmed down...)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pastbyer [/i] [B]Lately I've been having some even stranger dreams. Like 2 days ago I dreamt that I was in another world and the two guys there said that I was too tired so they told me to go to sleep, which I already am. Then everything goes black and I go into a REALLY deep sleep. And then after a while I wake up in that other world and I see the two guys asleep. Boy they looked so cute! :bellylaug: Then I woke up in my bed. Anyone had dreams like that? [/B][/QUOTE] Not really, but I had a dream where I dreamt I was asleep... Must of been really tired... Is it just me, or does it feel like when you've slept for 8 hours or so, it feels more like 8 minutes... And how many of you are constantly tired? (Like me...)

Has anybody ever read anything by Isaac Asimov, like "I, Robot", and other books. I've heard it's pretty good, and I managed to plough through a 700 page short stories book about robots by him (Got it from a friend). Has anybody read "Space Odessy" (Sp?) books? They are really good, and I recommend them highly... I remember FF VII being based on a book. Anyone know where I can get it? And lastly, has anyone played role-playing books?