chibi-master

My idiot internet is being mean to me again... I'm having to use my Dad's computer while I wait for my laptop to stop throwing a fit.

The erosion of the English language has left me in despair... *curls into a fetal position in corner and bawls*

I detest bagels. Eating one of those abominations is like chewing on boot leather. Anyway, if I eat before noon, I usually feel sick to my stomach until lunch.

"DEAN!" Karyn had gasped upon seeing the group leader collapse. "Pay attention!" a voice hissed. Karyn looked up and saw a demon soaring toward her. "Eep!" she squeaked, bolting out of the demon's way. But the demon grasped Karyn's tail and tossed her onto the ground. "Ooowww..." Karyn groaned, blinking her dizzy eyes. She was lying on her back when she suddenly felt a heavy pressure on her torso. Karyn glanced up to find the demon sitting on top of her with its claws around her neck. Karyn could feel the oxygen being cut off from her body. She knew she had to get the demon off, but how? Then she remembered what she had with her. Reaching into her pants pocket, Karyn pulled out the pop-tart she hadn't eaten that morning. She shoved the sugary pastry into the demon's wide-with-fury eyes, making him cry out and reach for his eyes, removing his hands from Karyn's neck. Karyn cried out angrily as she shoved her hips upward and to the side, sending the demon tumbling off her. "Take that!" she shouted, picking up a nearby stick and bashing it into the demon's skull, crushing it. "Okay, who's next?!" she barked, lifting the bloodied stick in triumph.

Burt blinked at Kuarai. It wasn't very often that any of the androids offered to help him repair things. "I-I... I suppose you could go ahead and help me. Here, you can work on whatever." He replied, lightly tossing a sack at Kurai's feet. "What is this stuff?" she asked. "Old junk I pick up every now and again in hopes of fixing." "The bag's almost empty..." "I fixed a lot of the stuff already. I'll load up on more when we get to Levion, but the new guy's my main project for now." Burt said. Kurai nodded her head and started tinkering with a clunky box. Burt continued to work on an odd triangular container that looked like it had been rusted many times over. All in all, it was a pretty peaceful feeling that filled the air. That is, until the things that Burt and Kurai were working on burst open with a flash of light.

I do not eat breakfast. Ever. I simply do not understand how anyone could eat anything before 12 p.m. I hardly eat at all during the day, really. But then I pig out at night. Yes, I am the dreaded 'Midnight Snacker'.

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]A few months ago, I had a particularly bad nightmare. The first one I'd really had since I was in elementary school. In the nightmare, I did not exist. The earth did not exist. Space did not exist. All that was consisted of a single, massively complicated math problem that I was slowly but surely solving despite my lack of existence. This equation was important. It described some unknown fundamental of the universe, some undiscovered law that, if found, would propel human understanding into a new, golden age. The closer I got to solving the equation, the more singular my obsession with it became, and it began to dominate my entire being to the exclusion of all else. I was growing more and more terrified with every incomprehensible equality as this happened, and it came to the point where there was absolutely no rational thought left, replaced with pure, animalistic fear and the madness of the horrible equation. It became simpler and simpler, more and more refined, until there were just a few steps left. These steps were blindingly obvious relative to the unholy gibberish the rest of the equation demanded, though they were still beyond any human comprehension. Finally, in a moment of pure horror and understanding, I completed the equation and I [i]knew.[/i] It was at that point that I woke up in a cold sweat. In my barely awake stupor, it seemed like I still understood the equation. I'm pretty sure I muttered something that was supposed to be "Of course! It's so simple," but which probably ended up just being some kind of guttural moan. The more I thought about it, however, the fast it slipped from my mind. When I went back to sleep, it started [i]all over again.[/i] I found myself waking up in a cold sweat every hour or so. It was a miserable night. And that is what it feels like studying for my Calc II final.[/color][/QUOTE] Okay, what the hell are you smoking?!:animedepr Okay, tomorrow is finally the big 8th grade trip to Boston! I'm so excited! 8 hours in a bus filled with my obnoxious classmates, there and back! At least my best friend and I have our own room. Seriously, we're the only 2 person group room-wise. Awesome, right?:animesmil Okay then, see you guys Friday night!:catgirl: I'll miss you until then!:animecry:

Okay, my best friend accidentally took my sketchbook with her over the weekend, meaning I didn't doodle all weekend. I have to make it up to her now by doodling something tonight. *looks at clock* Or...this morning. And IT HAS TO BE EPIC! But I feel like a blank slate at the moment. Anyone else get doodler's block?:animestun

Uhm...Inuyasha [B]already[/B] posted these rules in the Funtime Thread of WHY COULDN'T ACE THINK OF A SIMPLER NAME?!?!?!

Burt tinkered away at the old mech with feverent devotion. There was nothing he liked better than exploring the innards of old machines. After a few minutes, Burt sat back and sighed. "Okay, R-112. That's about the extent of what I can do for you until I'm able to get some new parts. If you'd like, i'll go ahead and upgrade you a little when we get to Levion." "Thank you..." R-112 replied. Burt smiled at the enormous mech, but suddenly flinched. "Ah! Damn!" he hissed. "Wh-what is the matter?" R-112 asked in a worried tone. " B-bullet in my arm-! I forgot completely!" Burt slammed into the ground, flailing like a fish out of water. "Oh, hey, Burt! What's going on?!" Zeke demanded, apparently back from being chased by Lyon. "A-arm!" Burt choked out. "How did you not feel that until now?!" "Working on R-112...made me numb...innards so interesting..." "You're so weird..." Zeke muttered. "Okay, let's get you to the First Aid station..." "You mean my room?" "Oh yeah...you're the nurse, aren't you..." "You could put it that way." "Crap."

Because I want to know what's in Chibi's (no, not me, fool) big gray purse that will supposedly make me fall over dead. In my purse is: .Two coin purses. One with cash in it, one with coins in it. .Gum .Playing cards .Umbrella .Cell phone .Barnes and Nobles receipts .Notepad .Pen .Hot Topic membership card thingy

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]You fell asleep during sex.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE] Because it's bad, right? As is the damn character limit.

The group was sitting around an outside table. They had found a decent looking pizza place and had ordered their food. "You know, I never did un derstand why the government told me to make androids with stomachs." Burt sighed. "Well, we are BIO-androids. We need food to keep the organic parts of our bodies functioning." Zeke replied. Burt nodded and bit into his ham and pineapple pizza slice. Everyone (well, except CP) chatted away hapilly. "I'm going to the bathroom." Burt announced, heading to the men's room. Burt was washing his hands when he noticed a person walk into the restroom. Though the man was wearing a jacket, Burt could see through the mirror a badge on the man's shirt. [I]An officer![/I] Burt thought. He lowered his head as he dried his hands. [I]Almost there...[/I] he thought as he grasped the door handle. "Well, well. Not going to greet me, Mr. Burton Alexander?" a velvety voice rang through the bathroom. Burt's breath hitched in his throat. "C-commander Norman..." he choked out. "I see you're traveling with that pack of escaped androids, yes? Surely you intended to report in with them." the Commander stated, walking closer to Burt. His thick-soled boots clacked on the linolleum floor. Burt slowly slid out the wrench attachment in his hand. In a swift, fluid motion Burt turned and bashed the tool into the Commander's head. "GAH!" Commander Norman cried out. Burt sprinted out of the restroom. "I have to warn the others!" Burt muttered as he ran toward the outside table.

Okay, I won't be here Wednesday through Friday evening because I'll be on a school trip. We're not allowed to bring laptops...:animecry:

[quote name='Cat']That's going to be me from tomorrow onwards until finals are all done. I have to do a seven page rough draft due by 11:50pm tomorrow, I have been putting it off. Then I get a like a 5 day break and hop on a plane to Vermont for six weeks. What a fun month this is going to be. *sarcastic* Hate flying. :animeangr[/QUOTE] I truly do sympathize with you.:animedepr I hate traveling in general.

I have a purse. I would have had this ADORABLE wallet I found while in Florida, had my Dad not gotten all, "IT HAS CARTOONS ON IT! IT IS BAD! NO! YOU WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF KIDS YOUR AGE! (My response: I already am.)*HISSS*" about it. I wanted it so badly...whyyy...

Burt was tinkering with a prop when Zeke popped up behind him. "Hey, wanna go get some pizza?" he asked. Burt's stomach let out a low growl. He hadn't noticed his hunger. "I guess that's a yes." he replied. Zeke smiled and left. Burt starred at the greasy curtain that served as his door, thinking. "He's very good at hiding his emotions. But it is a mistake to think that I wouldn't notice his inner turmoil. I'm trained too." Burt muttered. "But I wonder why the search for the androids is hightening [I]now[/I]. If I only I could now what was going on in the heads of those in charge of the search..."

Apparently, 'Swine Flu' sounds too scary. Now it's called by its scientific name, H1N1.:rolleyes:

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Okay you and Gavin just corrupted my virgin senses. I'm charging you for therapy.[/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE] We should force them to go to [B]The Chibis' "Sex is Bad" Educational Camp[/B]! Yes. We have a camp. The camp motto is, "Sex is bad, but childbirth is worse.":catgirl:

[quote name='Cat']Now there some sort of hugging bug going around, I see.[/QUOTE] You make that sound like a bad thing... Oh, and Sangome... *heats up popcorn* MY microwave works. :p *stuffs face with popcorn* Want some?

Karyn ran a little ahead of Draco. When they arrived in the kitchen, Karyn leaped for the pantry. She grabbed a couple packets of pop-tarts and turned to Draco. "I found breakfast!" she declared, shoving one of the packets toward Draco. "KARYN! DRACO! I BETTER NOT HEAR YOU IN THE KITCHEN WHEN WE HAVE A TEAMMATE IN PERIL!" Dean hollered from the main floor. "COMING, DEEEEEAN!" Karyn shouted back. She opened the packet, shoved a pop-tart into her mouth and headed toward the main floor, lightly tugging on Draco's tail. "C'monf! Eee odda oh alf a-eel!" she told him, pop-tart in mouth. Draco took a moment and decoded Karyn's words. "Come on, we have to go help Calil?" he guessed. Karyn nodded, tugging on Draco's tail again.

Okay, so May 10th is Mother's Day! So are you doing anything special? What kind of gifts? Need gift suggestions? Tell me! TELL ME! TELL ME!!! I got my Mom a mug that says "Mom". SHUT UP, IT"S REALLY PRETTY!:animeangr

[quote name='Inuyasha Fandom']I shall await ExcelExcel to get home and show her this... I have people here, and no, I won't do something stupid. the strangling someone thing... that's bad, and I would never actually hurt anyone other than myself, and I don't want to do that ever again.[/QUOTE] That's a relief.:animesigh I hope you feel better soon. *checks around for Allamorph* Okay, the coast is clear! *hugs you* Good luck.

[quote name='Inuyasha Fandom']Should I take this to a shrink or something? Or should I let her wallow in this... whatever it is?[/QUOTE] Yes. I think you most certainly should. Actually, I think you should be TALKING to someone and getting a hug RUGHT NOW, not posting about it. Please go talk to someone before your emotions get the best of you and you do something you might regret.

Okay, first off, please calm down before you hurt yourself or someone else. Put down the booze and the smokes, m'kay? Please? Get a good sleep and drink a lot of water. It will help your nerves. Taking a cold shower might help as well. And second, yeah, I think she might be insane or drinking. I mean, anti-christ in a UFO, WTF?! I'm not really sure what to say at this point...it shocks me how awful people can be when they try to shove their ideas onto others. :animedepr