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[quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]And no, I'm not, but I stand statisfied by the fact that men are cursed with kidney stones.[/size][/QUOTE] Grr...I'm so aggrivated! I'm wiped out and my cramps are killing me! I WISH EVERY MALE I KNOW WOULD GET A KIDNEY STONE RIGHT NOW! AND I WANT THEM TO BE IMMUNE TO CRANBERRY JUICE!:animeangr

[quote name='Botar15']At least Chibi-Master is a lot more nicer than you! (Thanks Chibi! *Web hug*)[/QUOTE] Hey, at least he cared enough to put an oddly amusing picture in his post!:catgirl: And you're welcome!

If they somehow manage to worm their way into the funnies every now and again, I will just for the heck of it. Of course, it's useless since I read the funnies at the end of the day, when all the good stuff is supposed to have taken place during the day...

[quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]There wouldn't be a life to make easier if we didn't. =p[/size][/QUOTE] Are you not having yours right now? If so, you'll be thinking like me when next week or whenever comes.

When I was in Florida, we stopped at a McDonalds for breakfast. Yeah, I know, I'm not so special with a McDonals story, but...URGH!:animedepr Okay, my Dad ordered a Deluxe Breakfast thing or something. It came with a biscuit. So when he opened the box thing it came in, he looked at the biscuit and said, "Well, what do you know? There's a hair or something on my biscuit. Good thing I don't eat those anyway!" ".......Dad, I think that's a bug's leg.......," I replied. Now that I think about it, I should've taken a picture.....

[quote name='Botar15']Hey guys, I won't be here till tomorow, so.... do I get Web-hugs?[/QUOTE] *web-hugs* See ya', buddy! I wish girls didn't have periods...it would make my life so much easier...

[quote name='Mr. Maul'][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I have an active social life. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] Wishful thinking for me... Okay, not so wishful. I don't want to be socially involved with those idiots in my class...

[B]OOC: Hey, Drizzt, sorry about your grandfather. I hope you're alright.[/B] Karyn gaped at the direction Dean had gone toward. "NO!" she screamed. "YOU GUYS! H-HE WENT OFF TOWARD THE WEREWOLVES' HIDEOUT!" "H-he what?!" Calil demanded, though she heard the statement perfectly well. "We need to help hi- GUH!!!" Karyn grunted as she was knocked across the forest floor. Leaves in her hair, she stood back up on wobbly legs and glanced at her opponent. Correction: Opponent[B]s[/B]. "Hey, look at that! It's our favorite little weakling!" Rico boomed. "Ready for some hardball, Karyn?!" Jensen added. The two looked almost identical, but their ears and tails were different colors. Rico had black ears and a tail. Jensen had grey. "Oh, it's you two idiots! Good! I thought I was going to have a hard time there for a minute!" Karyn sighed in a relieved voice, mocking the two. "You little-!" Rico shouted. He and Jensen made a dash toward Karyn. She jumped out of their way at the last minute and the two ran into a tree instead. The tree came thundering to the ground and the two werewolves turned to face Karyn. "...oh, shit..." she squeaked as she turned to run. But the two were on her in an instant. "Kinda reminds you of our childhood, eh, Rico?" Jensen inquired, holding Karyn up by her tail. "Yup! Let's grind the mouthy little bitch into the ground!" Rico replied, cracking his knuckles. "Leggo my tail, ya' moron!" Karyn barked. She swung her foot into Jensen's groin. Jensen howled in pain and dropped Karyn. "Ow!" she yelped, landing with a bellyflop on the ground. "I'll kill you!" Rico snarled. He lifted his foot, his plan being to step on Karyn like one would an ant. Karyn rolled out of the way of Rico's foot. Suddenly Rico fell to the ground writhing in pain. "GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" he screamed. Karyn flinched at the noise level. Apparently, Rico had slammed his foot onto the ground heel-first and broken it. Karyn took the opportunity to jab her claws into the back of his neck. Suddenly, Rico was silent, passed out. He wasn't dead yet, but he probably would be soon. And if he did survive, he would be paralyzed completely. "Oh, you're going to get it now, you piece of shit!" Jensen growled. Karyn gulped and tensed up. Jensen was usually the gentler of the two, but he could be worse than Rico if angered. "Bring it, Jen!" Karyn shouted, using Jensen's childhood nickname.

Sleeping outside on the warm summer grass while using someone as a pillow or cuddle object. And not the short grass that pokes you either! The long kind that bends just right when you lay on it... Karate. This is God's gift to an undeserving me. Also friends. Wandering through the school building at the end of exams because you have nothing better to do.

I hate it when I'm the only one online...:animedepr

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]And what the devil gave you the impression that I'm "willing to work" at posting?[/FONT][/QUOTE] I don't quite know how to put it, but you just give me the impression of being... Agh, what's the word?! I think the closest I can think of at the moment is "perfectionist"...

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Second, and this is a tricky concept for a lot of people... ...type your darn post in Word.[/FONT][/QUOTE] Not all of us are as tedious and willing to work as much as you, Allamorph... I'm personally just too lazy...

Your enemy will always wait and listen patiently to your story about your heartbreaking past, and you will return the favor. -Naruto, Bleach, lots of others. If you ever find yourself in a jam, just think about something bad that happened to you, say something heroic, or just plain scream and shout as you rush at your opponent. - Naruto, Bleach, DBZ, more. People will not say anything about your nutty hair or eye color because it's perfectly normal. -Tons of anime. Girls with no chest=magic. Girls with chest=guns. -Lots... The main character almost never dies. And if they do, it signifies the end of the series. Or they're not really dead. - Most anime.

[quote name='Miss Anonymous']Don't we all? =_= Although really, any time you write a huge long post - for an RP or whatever - and you lose it, there's just no motivation to go back and rewrite it. At least not right away.[/QUOTE] My motivation is that I refuse to lose against this STUPI PIECE OF JUNK TECHNOLOGY that I'm using right now. I'm kind of stubborn that way...:animeswea

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And thanks for reminding me that I need to start posting more so's you don't overtake me.[/FONT][/QUOTE] Resistance is futile.:catgirl:

Hey, don't you hate it when you're about to post a really big important post for an RPG and all of the sudden your internet goes out or something like that? I do. And then I have to re-write my long post... GAAARGH!!! That happened to me yesterday. AND IT WAS CLEAR SKIES OUTSIDE, YOU STUPID LAPTOP!!!

OKAY, GUYS! If my guess a couple months ago was right, then this, my one thousandth post, should make me a SENIOR MEMBER!!!:catgirl: EDIT: IT WORKED!!!!!!! :excited:

Karyn was panting as she looked out the window of the bar desperately. She pushed herself to see what was going on out in the forest. She wanted to scream and shout at Dunan for running off into battle and dragging Dawner with him. But she was secretly relieved. Karyn didn't want Dean out there by himself fighting those zombie things. Karyn didn't even dare to look at the rest of the team. Even the new peson she could sense. [I]Hmmm... I wonder why she smells like metal?[/I] Karyn asked herself. "We shouldn't be in here! We should be out there helping Dean!" Calil stated in a concerned voice. "Dean wants us to stay in here. I think we should trust him." Sile replied. "I agree. If Dean, Dunan and Dawner aren't enough to hold off those werewolves, they'll ask for our help." Draco added. "But-!" Calil started. But she was interrupted by something clamping onto her sleeve. She looked down and saw Karyn, head down and face hidden, clinging to her sleeve like a security blanket. "I trust him... Don't you?" Karyn asked quietly. She lifted her head up to reveal the same fake-cry face that she had used on Dean. "Yeah... I just wish he wouldn't try to put so much pressure on himself..." Calil sighed. "Are you sure you're not talking about Dunan?" Sile asked. Karyn burst into a fit of giggles and Calil smiled.

[quote name='Cat']It goes to show you we're not all there for the joke to work.[/QUOTE] I was high on sugar from butterscotch hard candy at the moment, so I'm not even sure why I tried... By the way, I'm munching on more butterscotch hard candy right now! I see funny things in the shadows!

DARN YOU ALL!!! And here I was expecting something like this... (The spaces signify a different member's post.): Do you like waffles? Yes, I like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yes, I like pancakes! Do you like french toast? Yes, I like french toast! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Can't wait to get a mouthful! WAFFLES!

Karyn tried to grab at the other werewolf, but to no avail. Her opponent leaped out of the way at the last second. Karyn grasped nothing but air as she turned just a fraction to come face-to-face with the female werewolf. "GUH!" Karyn gasped as an awful pain spread through her side. She skidded across the forest floor until she slammed into a thick tree trunk. "Damn you, Dariya!" Karyn growled. "You know what's really pathetic about this, Karyn? The fact that Dmitri and I are the weakest of the clan! Your little friends won't stand a chance! And if by some miracle they [B]do[/B] defeat one of those wilds, it won't be as easily as Dmitri was killed! Those guys can go on fighting without their throats or limbs for a considerable amount of time!" "Like zombies?" "W-what?! NO! Not like zombies! Like with their pure will, you moron!" While Dariya ranted about the difference between wilds and zombies, Karyn jumped at her, clawing Dariya's face. "Ah!" Dariya gasped, covering her face with her hands. Karyn took advantage of Dariya's open torso and jabbed a whole through her stomach with her claws. Then she shoved Dariya up against a tree and grabbed her neck. "Tell me where he is!" Karyn snarled. "Or you'll die like your brother Dmitri did!" ".......At the edge of town! Th-there's...an old..." "Yes? An old what?" "Series of caves... Lox is in the biggest one toward the end... It has an escape route, though, so you'll never corner him!" Dariya sputtered. "Okay, Dean! We have a location!" Karyn said triumphantly, dropping the bleeding Dariya to the ground. "Now we just need to try not to be killed by that were-zombie bregade!" "They're not zombies, you insolent twit! And [B]you[/B] won't have to worry about being killed by the wilds... Your Dad wants to kill you himself! Y'know, finish what he started!" Dariya shouted. Karyn froze in her path. Then she walked off toward Dean. "Hey, Dean! It's a good thing I didn't have to use this blue powdery stuff! I forgot to ask Calil how to use it!" Karyn whispered to him with a nervous laugh.

[quote name='Japan_86']This reminds me of the Rugrats episode where Angelica sued her parents and won.[/QUOTE] Yeah, for eating broccoli, right? [SPOILER]And then it just turned out to be her Dad's nightmare...[/SPOILER]

.......You people FAIL at replying with the answer I had in mind.......

"I think I have an idea, though it might be dangerous..." Karyn said. Dean stared back with a concerned look. "[B]How[/B] dangerous, Karyn?" he demanded. Karyn widened her already large eyes and put her ears down on her head and sniffled. "N-not very! I-it's-! D-don't you trust meeeee?!?!?!" Karyn whimpered. It was a cutesy fake crying tecnique that Dean hadn't seen in a long time. In fact, the last time he'd seen it was before training, when she begged him to let her onto the team despite her young age. "L-let's hear the plan [B]first[/B]!" Dean stuttered, turning his head from the face that would surely give him cavaties. Karyn snapped back to her normal smiling face. Apparently, she had been cured of her sulky mood. "Well, I remember when I was really teensy weensy, our clan had a special set of howls for communication! No one else on the planet knows how to get the notes [B]just[/B] right except for those of our clan! Everyone was really surprised when I passed at the top of the class! In fact, it's actually called the Lox Clan Code! I could use it to draw some werewolves here! We could hide up in the trees and swoop down to capture one! He'll never know what hit 'im until it's too late! And nobody will come to his rescue because of his now weak status!" Karyn bubbled over, awaiting Dean's reply.

.......Do you like waffles? *is shot*