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[quote name='Mewmewlover55']Hehe I loled :D[/QUOTE] Worst part is, we were 10 or so...:animeswea

Faye looked down at Emma and scratched her head. "That's fine!" she giggled. Faye studied the familiar shelves that she had grown used to over her 10 year life span. Stuffed animal off all types lined the seemingly ancient wooden shelves. The little girl stared at the adorable plush toys until something caught her eye. On the top shelf, she saw a faint glimmer of gold. A deep longing overtook Faye as she deperately jumped to reach, but to no avail. Then, she had an idea. "Uhm...Mr. Doggy Guy!" Faye nearly squeaked to the young man with the Golden Retriever, who looked up. "M-me?" Bryan asked, almost stunned that the little girl had called on a complete stranger. "Uh-huh!" the little girl answered, motioning for him to come closer. Bryan quickly shuffled over to the child. "D-do you need something?" he inquired nervously. Faye nodded. "Yeah! Bend over, quick!" "W-what?!" "Just do it!" demanded Faye. Bryan sighed, then bent over, his back parallel with Faye's face. The little girl leaped up onto Bryan's back and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Up, up!" she commanded. Bryan did as she said, rising back up, grunting at the new weight. Emma wagged her tail curiously. Once Bryan was back to his full height, Faye scrambled to stand on his shoulders. From Bryan's shoulders, she could she the top shelf. There perched a stuffed white dove. It has odd markings on it, but it also had a tight looking golden ring around its neck. It was the glimmering thing Faye had seen earlier. Faye reached out and gently took the dove from the shelf. A sense of breathlessness came over Faye, now that the toy was in her hands. She would have stared at it forever, had her human ladder not spoken up. "Uhm, kid? Did you get what you were looking for? My shoulders are cramping up..." Bryan groaned. Faye merely nodded, then climbed down Bryan's back and landed on her feet. "Thanks..." she mumbled, gripping the dove. "You're welcome..." Bryan choked out, rubbing his shoulders.

Hiya, everybody! So, I was checking for holidays on my calendar, and guess what?! Tuesday is Mardi Gras!!! So, what do you have planned for that day, hmm? Or did you not know until you read this? C'mon, share your experiences and whatnot! I know you have them, it's a holiday with drinking, food and beads, for Pete's sake! Usually, I just where colourful beads to school and eat my heart out at home, nothing special really. One time, my friend tried to get me to flash for beads. I stuffed his head into a nearby trash can instead. Yeah, that's my experience. No idea what I'll do this year, though.:animeswea

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']First time I click on this and I get: Shinji-esque navel commanders make passionate love to hentai kabuki actors for the good of Japan.[/QUOTE] I got: horny witch-doctors search for fun-loving bishonen in acordance with the prophecy. WTF?! >_<

Karyn Lox was flooded by excitement. Nearly bouncing off the walls, she muttered to herself about the day to come. "Finally! It's the last training mission! Those spirits Gregory raised are going [B]down[/B]! Yes, indeed! Then it will be time for the real deal! Big, bad Vampires and of course...those stuck up full-bloods. Yes...the ones that mocked me! Called me weak, they did! Well, I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!" the energized 14 year old shouted, throwing jabs at an imaginary opponent. But Karyn's pep-up was interrupted by a loud knocking on her room's door. "Karyn, please! It's too early for this hollering nonsense! You're making the windows rattle, for Pete's sake!" whined an irritated voice responsible for the knocking. "Oh, be quiet, Dawner! Today's the last training mission! You should be just as happy!" Karyn retorted. "I'd be so much happier if you didn't scream and yell so early in the morning! At least give the rest of us time to get as pumped up as you! You know I'm equally as hyper once I'm fully awake, so please just settle down and give everyone the chance to catch up!" Dawner yawned. "Fine." Karyn pouted. But deep down, she was just as energized about the mission as she was before the interruption... ____________________________________________________________________ I tried! I'm sorry if I did bad, please tell me if I messed anything up.:animedepr

Once again: 1.Food. 2.Said food's packaging that LIES. 3.Artwork 4.Metal baseball bat 5.A cane 6. Doodle Binder1 7.Mutated dust bunnies I'm sure there's more, so I'll update later...

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Come to think of it, where [I]is[/I] all this federal bailout money coming from, anyway?[/FONT][/QUOTE] Taxes and borrowed money from China. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what I heard...

EEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o H-he really [B]does[/B] look like he's 8! I didn't read the article (Rach's explanation was good enough.), so I assumed you guys were blowing his appearance out of proportion! But, GAWD! That picture looks like two siblings posed with their new baby cousin or something!

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Pein apparently founded Akatsuki in order to break this chain of hatred he keeps going on about.[/FONT][/QUOTE] Uhm...Wha~at?:confused: That makes...not even a [I][B][U]weensy[/U][/B][/I] bit of sense!:animedepr GAWD! Would Naruto just hand Pein his own a** on a silver platter and get this over with without the irritating flashbacks and attempts to justify genocide?

Faye smiled as she sat up in her bed. Looking outside the small window next to it, she giggled at the sight of a little squirrel bouncing around outside. Sliding out of the canopied bed, Faye Fawn clumsily ran to her bathroom and got ready for the day. Faye exited the bathroom fresh and clean. Scrubbed pink and smelling like strawberries, Faye had chosen to wear a bright green dress, the same color as her eyes, with matching sandals and hair ribbons strung through her long, wavy, black hair. "Daddy, I'm going to go play outside, 'kay!" she called as she skipped through her house, heading for the door. "Oh, Faye, wait a second!" Faye's father, Mr. Fawn called. Faye stopped in her tracks and turned around. "Faye, hun, would you give this to Mr. Grinner for me?" the tired looking man asked, extending a folded up paper to Faye. "Okay... What is it?" Faye asked, taking the paper in hand. "It's a paper from my construction company asking Mr. Grinner if he would let us rebuild his shop to match the rest of the town's buildings." Mr. Fawn stated. Faye nodded her head and headed out the door. Faye was squated in front of the river. The paper she was to deliver to Mr. Grinner was crumpled up in her small hand. "I like Mr. Grinner's shop the way it is..." she mumbled angrily. "I won't let Daddy change it because it reminds him of Mommy!" Faye started to rip the paper into tiny, unable-to- be-put-together-again pieces. Then, she tossed the pieces into the river to be carried away and never seen again. "I'll just tell Daddy that Mr. Grinner said he likes his store the way it is." Smirking at her own cleverness, Faye skipped to Mr. Grinner's shop. "Hi, Mr. Grinner!" Faye sing-songed, skipping into the shop. "Good morning, Faye! How are you?" the old man replied with a smile. "I'm happy! But my stuffed animals are gettin' kinda lonesome, so I figured I'd get another one!" the bubbly 10 year old reported. "Well, you know as well as anyone that I have plenty stuffed animals!" Mr. Grinner laughed. Faye nodded and headed toward the stuffed animals. ____________________________________________________________________ Okay, I hope that wasn't too bad... I was going out on a limb with that letter thing, but I couldn't get it out of my head. Tell me if any changes are needed.

See, it's horror stories like this and the fact that I'm mechanically deficient that I dread the very THOUGHT of driving! I DON' WANNA!!!:animecry: Luckily, I've still got 2 more years left...

Mistakes I make in the middle of a Kata...WAAAUGH!!!:animedepr That, or some of my classmates' seemingly infant-like intelligence levels.

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Hey Chibi I have something to tell you: [CENTER]Sex is bad, child birth is worse! [/CENTER][/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE] Ahahaha! XD Aren't our IM discussions the best in the world? (Yeah, y'all wish you knew!:p)

Wow...this was...confusing and entertaining at the same time... And now I'M hungry...:animedepr

[quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson]Stop making mistakes about penises. That's a terrible path to start down.[/color][/QUOTE] Easier said than done, I'm sure.

My teacher always says that one way to have an almost always good paper is to be able to switch your opening and ending paragraph and have them make sense as the other... Yeeeaaah...I'm not a lot of help, am I?:animeswea

[quote name='Kisaoda']Never said that you needed one. I suppose that I was initially under the belief that you were implying it was the boy's fault in the article. Perhaps I misunderstood?[/QUOTE] Oh no! I'm not implying that at all! I'm very sorry for the confusion!:animeswea I was implying that because I disliked boys, it was unlikely that I would have consentual sex with one and become impregnated!

[quote name='Solo Tremaine'][COLOR=#503F86]I am incredibly irritated by the lack of intelligence the rest of Konoha appears to have.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Who isn't? And Gavin, I think I understand what you're trying to say. Thanks for explaining!:animesmil

[quote name='Vicky'][size=1]You don't have to avoid boys because you don't want to get pregnant.[/size][/QUOTE] That's not entirely the reason. See, most boys irritate me to no end. Thus, I dislike them. A lot. I'm sure my opinion will change eventually, but for now, I DON'T LIKE THEM. And I wish people would get off my back about it.:animesigh

[quote name='Kisaoda']Why does this give you an excuse to hate boys?[/QUOTE] I don't need an excuse to dislike boys (Let me guess, you're a boy?). Plus, not liking them means I won't be screwing around and getting pregnant with one.

Umm...not to be a back-seat mod or anything, but the pot issue isn't really close to the topic of drinking...well, a little...but still not... You know, I'm sort of curious as to where the names of some of these drinks derive from...:animedepr (ex. "buttery nipple" WTF?!)

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]Convenience > appearance. Who cares how dumb you look when you're a walking swiss army knife?[/color][/QUOTE] I agree! Too bad all of my pants have fake pockets...*sniffle* I'd love to get a good pair of cargo pants, but my Mom would never let me. Ever since that incident where I liked a pair of boys' hiking boots she's been really strict about my appearance. She won't even let me get a pixie cut, for cryin' out loud!:animesigh

I remember having one of those! I let my Dad get a hold of it and, well... Let's just say that he came to the conclusion that it was an evil, cheating device that had super-sensors in the area of hearing. Meaning that if you said aloud what you were trying to get, the devilish contraption would somehow manage to get that answer. And if not, you would win. Ahehe. LIES.:animeangr

Wow... This makes me feel so much better about hating boys! And that I'm taking Karate, am usually very intimidating, and will NEVER drink! This means that I probably won't be raped or have consentual sex (not until I'm out of college for the last one, though.). Well, this seems like a nice kick in the face for those two stupid, stupid teens. I hope they put the kid up for adoption, they don't seem like they should be raising a kid. But then, neither should ANYONE those ages.

Hmm...I think I've cried out of frustration because of some games... But that was mostly after and followed by screaming and yelling swear words at the characters and/or obstacles. :animeswea