chibi-master

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"]i'm black, big surprise.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Hmm? But it's not a surprise. I knew that already.:animesmil

I like the third one the best! Well, you're doing very well for drawing for only a year and a half!

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"]but some defects with digital is that is breaks up sometimes and you miss the whole show.....[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Nothing is perfect. ESPECIALLY not technology.

[quote name='Vicky'][size=1]I was wondering whether to give some little bits of advice and critic your pranks but I decided to refrain from it since no one else is either XD. Unless you want that...[/size][/QUOTE] You can, if you want. All I ask is that anyone doing so, please be nice...this is the first kind of story-thing I've ever put on OB...I think. Plus, I'm not doing this to improve my writing or pranking skills, it's purely for fun. Have mercy on the nOOb...

VICKY TIIIME!!! ~ Vicky was staring out her window. She was looking across the street at her neighbor Sabrina's home. While looking, she saw someone who wasn't Sabrina come out of the apartment. "Chibi-master!" she gasped. The odd little teenager was trotting down the sidewalk after racing down the steps. Vicky grabbed a baseball bat and went sprinting out her door. She followed after chibi, making sure to never let the little prankster out of her sight. But then chibi made a sudden turn into an alley. "Shit! What if she knows I'm following her?!" Vicky muttered. But there was no turning back now. She had come too far. And as she turned into the alley, everything went black. When Vicky woke up, she was back in her apartment. "Was that a dream?" she wondered under her breath. She inched her way up off the couch. "Ooh, my head is pounding...strange, I don't remember drinking anything alcoholic today. Damn, what a boring day." She got up and headed for her bathroom. When she finished staggering there, she opened the medicine cabinet. She unscrewed the aspirin bottle's top as she closed the cabinet with her wrist. Then she looked up and saw herself in the mirror. She dropped the bottle in the sink and started screaming. Her hair had been dyed bright orange with bubble-gum pink bangs. Then she realized, the chase had been no dream. Chibi had knocked Vicky out and dragged her back to the apartment where she dyed her hair while she slept. Vicky realized this even in her state of shock and anger. "I'll get you chibi...NO! This is too wrong...I'M GOING TO RAIHA!!!" Vicky screamed. Chibi was perched outside of Vicky's window to hear her response. [I]Crap! She's going to get Raiha, huh? Looks like I'll be having some trouble with OB's assassin...[/I] chibi thought as she swung down from the window ledge and ran off down the street. ~ Oh, goody! I finally thought of a prank for Vicky. I just wonder if she'd actually ENJOY this, seeing as she likes body mods...

Hmm...sorry, Lunar. In my opinionative scoring: VICKY: 1 LUNAR: 0 God excuses are not valid in the scoring.:animesigh But now we're getting off-subject. I have no arguments about this news. Good for the people wanting to use this new system and I wish them luck. Though I AM Catholic, I am not an obbsesive one. I believe in mostly science, actually. I feel that science often gives me better and more absolute answers, and as such, I guess I support this bone marrow idea.:animesmil

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"][FONT="Book Antiqua"]if women fed their babies breast milk, they would be saving money and bringing up a smart citizen.:catgirl:[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] What if they fed the babies goat's milk? It's really nutricious! Wouldn't you rather have happy, healthy, goat-a-licious babies than have the planet crawling with poopy-diapered genius children? I would!

I'll be waiting!:catgirl: And I'm pretty sure there are more people than me that enjoy this story! They were probably just too lazy to comment! We all are sometimes! GOOO, VICKY!!!:animesmil

I have almost no interest in any body mods. If anything, I dream of getting a tattoo on my forearm that says 'Don't Do Anything Stupid!' because that's what my friend put on my cast when I broke a growth plate in my wrist.

I decided on my name because I am the master of drawing chibis. (If anyone disagrees, PM me. This is just my opinion.) I have dedicated all of the many hours I spend drawing to doodling chibis! I feel like I've explained this before...five times.

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"][FONT="Book Antiqua"]Did you have to be bedridden for months with a cough that wouldn't stop? did you have sleepless nights because of coughing? have you ever had a cold for a month, allamorph?:animeangr[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] Now, now. No need to get angry. I have a cold at the moment, I understand the torture it must have been for you. Speaking of that cold of mine, I took some antibiotics for it...NASTY. It made me gag!:animedepr

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']You know what would be fun... go back and edit your post and format the "taste the rainbow" so each letter is a different color. =P For some reason I just think that would be hilarious.[/QUOTE] DONE! That was really hard work. Enjoy your giggles, Rach!:animesmil

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff]I know what you mean. Watching the coverage from Washington DC and New York City with the black smoke and that bright blue sky it just didn't seem real to me either. I just can't believe a first grade teacher thought that was a good idea to show her students[/color][/QUOTE] Yeah, at first I thought it was a really scary movie. And then I started to realize it wasn't. And I agree. But we would have found out eventually. Although I believe that saying "A bunch of people died while you were still sleeping." was a poor choice of words. Or a poor choice of anything to say at all.

ARGH!!! So many cut-to's!!! Getting dizzy...*BLARGH*

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I'm not sure of the exact number but I don't think it was over 300 actual people online.[/color][/QUOTE] Then we can definately break it! I think it's a great idea! The thought has crossed my mind a few times, but I was too lazy to do anything! So, good going, Drizzt!:animesmil

All in good time, all in good time. ~ Sabrina was standing in Rachmaninoff and SunfallE's living room. "Don't worry, Rach! She'll be here soon!" Sabrina said as she tried to comfort Rachmaninoff. Then Sabrina heard a door open. "SunfallE?! What happened to you?!" she gasped. "Chibi-master. That's what happened. I'm gonna go take a shower." she sighed. Rachmaninoff dragged himself to the couch and just layed there on it. "I guess I better go, I'll see you guys later." Sabrina stated as she left. Sabrina soon arrived in her apartment. It was right next to Rach and SunfallE's house, after all. Anyway, Sabrina was heading to the kitchen to make herself a snack when the phone rang. "Hello? This is Sabrina." she answered. "SABRINA?! Good, I reached you in time!" said the other line. It was Allamorph. "What? In time for what?" "It's chibi-master, she-ARGH! The battery on this cheap-ass phone is low!" The phone disconnected. But Sabrina had heard all that she needed to. Chibi-master was coming. [I]What do I do?!?! Should I lock the doors? Go back to Rach and SunfallE's place? ACK![/I] she worried. But then she heard something. There was a tapping coming from the bathroom. Though she knew she shouldn't have, Sabrina started toward the bathroom. The tapping continued. "Hello? Who's there?" she called in vain. No one answered. She opened the door to the bathroom and walked in. There was no one there. But the tapping was still going strong. And then Sabrina noticed a sticky note on the shower curtain. [B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"]You might want to get that leak fixed. ~chibi-master[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] Sabrina pulled back the curtains of the shower. And she found the source of the tapping. The ceiling above the shower was leaking skittles. "What?!" she exclaimed. Suddenly, a little tape recorder was lowered on a string. Sabrina took it in hand and pressed the play button. [FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]T[/COLOR][COLOR="DarkOrange"]A[/COLOR][COLOR="Yellow"]S[/COLOR][COLOR="Lime"]T[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]E[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]T[/COLOR][COLOR="Purple"]H[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]E[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]R[/COLOR][COLOR="Orange"]A[/COLOR][COLOR="Yellow"]I[/COLOR][COLOR="Lime"]N[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]B[/COLOR][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]O[/COLOR][COLOR="Purple"]W[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]![/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]![/COLOR][COLOR="Orange"]![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] screamed chibi's voice. And out of nowhere, the ceiling opened and Sabrina was buried by skittles. As the last of the skittles fell, someone entered the bathroom. "That's what you get for calling SunfallE, silly little tattle-tale." chibi smirked. She then turned on her heels and walked out of the apartment. ~ I was hungry and in the mood for skittles...wow it's gettin harder and harder to link every prank together.:animeswea

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]And so should you.[/FONT][/QUOTE] LIES!!! LIES, I SAY!!!

I was in first grade. We all walked in and the room was darkened. So we just sat in our desks. When everyone was sitting, our teacher said, "Kids, something very bad happened this morning." And she turned on the T.V. in the room. I remember seeing the planes crashing into the towers and blowing them up. She told us that a lot of people died while we were still sleeping. Sweet lady, huh? I just stared at the screen. Everyone started to cry except me. I was just staring at the T.V. in shock. I thought it was some really odd dream that I would wake up from. It didn't seem real at all. I can't even remember the rest of that day. Just that morning.

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"]i didn't eat it, i [I]drank[/I] it. i had a bad cold that lasted for about a month. Again....don't want to talk about it. Anyway, has anyone ever tasted pet food? i know it's weird, but, just wondering.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] I once ate a mini-milkbone, does that count? They're actually not that bad. A little bland and crunchy, but not that bad. Oh yeah, I caught a cold. So I took some medicine. (It had to be force-fed to me because I was determined to let my body fight the cold itself.) I forgot what kind of medicine it was, but it was awful!

I once went to an office party at my dad's workplace...there was food there, of course. I put some stuff on my plate because it looked like jell-o in whipped cream. But when I put it in my mouth...it was crunchy and sour-ish and just plain the nastiest ******* I've ever put in my mouth!:animedepr

[quote name='Korey'][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]New request: The death of Chibi-Master. I would like to see something along the lines of an ironic death, if you would be so kind ^_~[/FONT][/QUOTE] I had it coming.:animesmil

...my real name is Ashley. So, naturally my nickname is 'Ash'. If anyone makes a pokemon reference, I will rip out your entrails through your a**. Other than that, anyone on the OB that feels my screen name is too long calls me chibi. That's about it.:animesmil

[quote name='visualkei']Though I hate the way Bratz look, I could see why a child would like it. They're like chibis.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]WRONG!!![/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]:flaming: I draw chibis, those trashy looking dolls are NOT like chibis. But that's just my opinion and I do respect yours. Anyway, Barbies are better than Bratz. Bratz are easier to break, much less interesting than the care and sweat that goes into ruining Barbies. Plus, I think Barbies have much less make-up and a weensy bit more realistic proportions than Bratz, whos heads are the biggest things on their bodies, even if they are full of hot air.

That was perfect!:animesmil You had it comin', Korey! You little Indi murderer, you!:p

Who's turn is it?! ALLAMORPH!!!:animesmil ~ Allamorph was jogging back home. Even if the entire city was being pranked, it wouldn't stop him from getting a quick walk or two into his day. But on his way home he stumbled upon a sight most unusual to him. "...Ace?!" he exclaimed. Yes, it was odd. Ace was in a hole. A big one, too! "What are you doing in there?!" Allamorph demanded. "It was chibi-master! She-ugh, it's a long story! Look, can you just help me get out of here?" Ace begged. "Umm, yeah. I have a rope at home!" Allamoprh declared. "I'll go get it!" "Just be careful, man!" Ace called from the pit as Allamorph sped away. "I will!" Allamorph answered back. Allamorph soon made it into his house. "Where did I put my rope?!" he wondered aloud as his eyes scanned the house. "Wait a minute! I think they're in my basement!" he said. Allamorph quickly made his way to the basement door. But something didn't feel right. But he ignored his instincts and entered the basement anyway. "Now if I could just find hose ropes..." he muttered as he turned on the lights and searched the basement. He looked everywhere, but there was no rope to be seen. And then his eyes caught something. "You've got to be kidding me..." There, on a stack of boxes, lay a black cat suit. It was clean and lemony fresh, too! Not coated in inches of dust like everything else in the room. And it hadn't been there before. And then Allamorph heard giggling. He turned around to see chibi-master on top of the stairs and by the basement door. "Hello! I was wondering when you'd get here." chibi-master stated. "Chibi-master! What are you-" Allamorph started to ask, bt he was interrupted. "You were going to help Ace out of the pit! Weren't you?!" chibi demanded angrily. "Well, yeah, but-" "No one messes with my pranks, Allamorph, no one!" chibi snarled. Allamorph cocked an eyebrow. He was staring at a real psycho. "But I guess I don't have to worry about that now...after all, you may be here for a while." chibi sighed. "What the Hell are you talking about, chibi-master?!?!" Allamorph fumed. "I've hid a cell phone in one of the boxes in this room. If you find it, you can call for help. If not, well, let's just say you'll be a bit hungry for a while. So long, Basement Cat!" chibi said with a chuckle. She then walked out the door, slammed it and locked it. "You're gonna get it chibi-master! I'm getting Desbreko on your hide as soon as I find that phone!" Allamorph shouted as he tore threw the nearest box. ~ Lessee...now I'm gonna take care of the other trouble maker... Y'know, these seem to be sounding less like pranks and more like attempted murder each time...:animeswea