I'm annoyed when a teacher asks a student to do the teacher's job! Especially when they ask in a way that you know very well means it is not a choice. No, sir, I do NOT want to put those grades in your grade book for you and be late to my next class! No, sir, I do NOT want to grade a stack of your papers in lieu of going to lunch! He went to college to become a teacher, so why doesn't he do his own work instead of relying on a sixteen year old!
When people text in class, it drives me insane. Who is so important that you have to text them over and over [i]right this second?![/i] It's distracting and generally rude to those around you! And for those of them that say something when they're caught like, "Oh, I was texting my mom!", well why doesn't she just call the office to tell you something? Unless it's an emergency(what's for dinner is not an emergency), then just keep your phone in your backpack so that you don't get tempted like a crack addict to go diving into your pockets after the keypad!
Soda is called soda. Not pop. Pop is a silly description of what bubblegum does. And heaven forbid I hear the two joined together in an unholy union as sodapop.