Went to a friend's house today for a party and that was buckets of fun~!
We started a bonfire, but some dude no one even invited kept messing around with it. We told him to sit his butt down in a chair and stop spreading smoke everywhere and he just started going, "I don't think you guys understand! I've been on, like, eighteen camping trips!" Obviously no one was impressed, so he sat around babbling about air flow and proper wood stacking techniques. Still, I had s'mores so I guess everything worked out well.
Oh, also, Camping Dude ended up cutting my neck with a tree branch. I do [i]not[/i] like Camping Dude.