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[quote name='The Professor' date='05 November 2010 - 01:19 AM' timestamp='1288934381' post='701536'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Someone stole my mother's credit card info and used it to buy two shiny new Samsung Galaxy S smartphones. The weird thing is that said phones arrived at our address. Something tells me the perp isn't exactly the sharpest tack in the henhouse.[/font] [/quote] Wow. Just wow. [quote name='CaNz' date='05 November 2010 - 02:38 AM' timestamp='1288939106' post='701540'] far better then the ones like my little sis who get away with it! [/quote] Those amateurs insult my work, they do! I got some shots today and now I can't use my arms...

[color="#FF00FF"][size="5"][font="Book Antiqua"]OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! CONGRATULATIONS, SABRINA!!![/font][/size][/color]

[quote name='CaNz' date='04 November 2010 - 06:51 AM' timestamp='1288867866' post='701523'](luckily I have a self-defense baseball bat... and it comes wit h a great story too!) [/quote] How great? Gargantuan science project? Done. It's beautiful.

[quote name='Lady Shy' date='03 November 2010 - 07:47 PM' timestamp='1288828022' post='701513'] Platypuses and Platypus are both accepted. Platypi is not. FYI, male platypus have highly venomous stingers that can paralyse you pretty direly. Think of that before inviting them into your hut. [/quote] Thanks! I knew about the stingers already. It would be a glorious way to go, so I wouldn't mind inviting them in.

A-PSSSHHH. Y'all go on and do whatever. When the world ends, it'll just be me and the roaches to sit back and remember the good ol' days. No Elf, platypus or otherwise will be allowed into my secret bunkhouse, either. Okay, well... Maybe just the platypus population. (I'm trying to get around having to guess the plural form of Platypus.)

I can't wait for Thanksgiving... Nothing like a day dedicated to eating until you hurt yourself!

[quote name='Anomaly' date='03 November 2010 - 01:15 AM' timestamp='1288761345' post='701487'] [font="Garamond"]note to self: do not self-diagnose via wikipedia because of one possibility a doctor gave you for why stuff is a a little off kilter. YOU WILL DRIVE YOURSELF INSANE.[/font] [/quote] I thought that was common knowledge. Wikipedia is a jerk when it comes to illness and making you believe you have one. GAH. I just found out today that I have a huge science project due tomorrow!

[quote name='The Professor' date='02 November 2010 - 12:05 AM' timestamp='1288670752' post='701465'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]That's preposterous. You can't overuse something that never gets old.[/font] [/quote] Whoa. That... That blew my mind. Nicely done! @_@ I'm sore and tired and I wish it was Friday already.

[quote name='CaNz' date='01 November 2010 - 04:37 AM' timestamp='1288600673' post='701452'] (and your welcome sis, you know the noogies i give are laced with love) [/quote] As well as some EPIC PAIN. [quote name='Allamorph' date='01 November 2010 - 09:11 PM' timestamp='1288660279' post='701463'] [FONT=Calibri]Help me.[/FONT] [/quote] Sorry, but no. This right of passage must be done alone. [quote name='Allamorph' date='01 November 2010 - 09:11 PM' timestamp='1288660279' post='701463'] [FONT=Calibri] I watched the entire first season of Rozen Maiden yesterday and halfway enjoyed it, and right now I am worried about mischaracterising people in the [i]Pokémon universe[/i]. @ @[/FONT] [/quote] Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you! Overused yet awesome meme is overused yet awesome.

Ohmygoshmohmygoshohmygosh~!!! Chibi at the ready, sirs!

Well, well, well! It is in fact time to see what odd holidays we're having this month! [Quote=Some Holiday Site] 1 All Saint's Day 2 All Soul's Day 2 Look for Circles Day 2 Deviled Egg Day 3 Housewife's Day 3 Sandwich Day 4 King Tut Day 5 Gunpowder Day 5 Guy Fawkes Day 6 Book Lovers Day - first Saturday of the month 6 Marooned without a Compass Day 6 Saxophone Day 7 Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day 8 Cook Something Bold Day 8 Dunce Day 9 Chaos Never Dies Day - you've got that right 9 Young Readers Day second Tuesday of month 10 Forget-Me-Not Day 10 USMC Day 11 Veteran's Day 12 Chicken Soup for the Soul Day 13 National Indian Pudding Day 13 Sadie Hawkins Day 13 World Kindness Day 14 Operating Room Nurse Day 15 Clean Your Refrigerator Day 15 America Recycles Day 15 National Philanthropy Day 16 Button Day 16 Have a Party With Your Bear Day 17 Electronic Greeting Card Day 17 Homemade Bread Day 17 Take A Hike Day 17 World Peace Day 18 Great American Smokeout - third Thursday in November 18 Occult Day 19 Have a Bad Day Day 20 Absurdity Day 20 Beautiful Day 20 National Adoption Day - Saturday before Thanksgiving 20 Universal Children's Day 21 False Confession Day 21 World Hello Day 22 Go For a Ride Day 23 Eat a Cranberry Day 23 National Cashew Day 24 It's open!!!!! 25 National Parfait Day 25 Thanksgiving Day - We pause to thank God for what we have. 26 Black Friday 26 Buy Nothing Day - always the day after Thanksgiving...does anyone abide by it!?! 26 Shopping Reminder Day 26 You're Welcome Day - the day after Thanksgiving 27 Pins and Needles Day 28 Make Your Own Head Day 28 Red Planet Day 29 Electronic Greetings Day- now who do you think created this day!? 29 Square Dance Day 30 Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day [/Quote] There you have it!

[quote name='Cat' date='31 October 2010 - 11:01 PM' timestamp='1288580517' post='701445'] So 50 something grannies trick or treating with there grand kids is ok. Good to know. [/quote] I personally wouldn't consider it out of the ordinary.

[quote name='CaNz' date='31 October 2010 - 10:10 PM' timestamp='1288577449' post='701441'] yeah, I would like that! but it makes more sense coming from your enemies.... [/quote] WELL THANKS! I thought siblings kind of [i]were[/i] enemies. It would only seem logical, given how many noogies I've had to endure from you. [quote name='Cat' date='31 October 2010 - 10:37 PM' timestamp='1288579031' post='701443'] How old is too old for trick or treating? I just had one strange occurrence. [/quote] NEVER TOO OLD.

[quote name='CaNz' date='31 October 2010 - 05:09 PM' timestamp='1288559380' post='701429'] And you STILL haven't thanked me for it! [/quote] You want THANKS for mentally scarring me?! Geez, bro! It is sooo friggin' creepy outside right now. Fitting for a Halloween night.

[i][b][color="#FF8C00"][size="5"][font="Century Gothic"]HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY~![/font][/size][/color][/b][/i] I got a rock.

[quote name='CaNz' date='11 October 2010 - 01:08 PM' timestamp='1286816921' post='701045'] That is a very cute cloud.... [/quote] Aww, thanks. So. At the end of last month, I decided to use some sort of special face thing that would take off make up really easily. Apparently, I'm allergic to such face things. [attachment=14909:face.jpg] Also, birthday edits: Happy 30th birthday to both Rachmaninoff and Indi-Cat! Rach's pic is me being crushed by a cello, since I'm sure he wished for that when I first showed up on the OB. Indi's pic is based off a comment she made in a thread about Des popping out of a cake. [attachment=14910:cello.jpg] [attachment=14911:indi.jpg] And nooow... Allamorph. I heard from a few people that your birthday may be in November. If not, sorry for being late/early. If so, I do not have the exact day, so I've decided to put yours up tonight. I know you don't like to make a big deal of your birthday, so I apologize if this bothers you. Still, happy birthday, you sassy cat, you. [attachment=14912:alla.jpg]

It was about three in the afternoon when I woke up. My ribs ached violently while I made a few attempts to sit up. "Where the hell am I?" I grumbled, not really expecting anyone to answer. I looked around the room and discovered that I was on the floor of a cleaning closet. A grimy lightbulb illuminated the glorified filth that encompassed the bleach-scented room. I lifted myself up onto my feet, knocking over some brooms, mops and laser guns in the process. I reached toward the door, but was stunned to find that there was no door knob. In an instant, I panicked. "HEY! HEEEEEEYYY!!!!! Somebody get me out of here!" I shouted. I was about to start clawing at the door when it swung open. "What the hell are you screaming about, new girl?!" some guy with a scraggly beard roared with a thick southern drawl. "I-! I just... I couldn't get out! There was no...," I trailed off when the bearded man only stared at me with annoyance. "You could have just pushed on the door, you damn fool." "Uh... Sorry. Look, I was just going through an interview process and, uh... Where am I, anyway?" "Wal*Mart. Now get the hell out of my closet." "Wal*Mart? I'm still here?" I looked down and realized I was still wearing the awful yellow attire. "Huh... I guess I remember passing out..." "Hey! Rainbow Brite! Did I say I needed to know your life's story?! No, I sure as hell didn't! Get out of my closet or so help me I will send in a comlaint to Mr. Gavin!" "Okay, okay!" I snapped back, hurrying out of the closet. I tore away through the store in search of Ms. Pink or anyone in uniform that wasn't a zombie. "What in the-! You knocked over my laser guns, you little hooligan!" I heard the bearded man howl as I turned a corner. "Ms. Aster!" giggled a shrill voice, making me stop immediately. "I see you've finally decided to get up!" "Ms. Pink! Uhm... Before I passed out, I heard someone say I got the job... Is this true?" "Why, yes! Mr. Gavin himself decided to inform you of your victory!" suddenly, Ms. Pink's face darkened. "He was a little insulted that you fainted while he told you, though. He was concerned that you might not have heard him, and Mr. Gavin does not like to repeat himself." "Wow... Mr. Gavin sounds like a strict boss..." "Positively terrifying." "I'm not sure what I think about that." "Well, it doesn't matter what you think. Just do your work perfectly and you will not find any trouble." "No trouble at all?" I asked cautiously. "Well, that's not entirely true. If he's around and gets angry, he might incinerate you. See, our dear boss has a habit of spontaneously combusting, in a way." I was about to question this statement when Ms. Pink added, "Oh, silly me! You need to go get changed! Your clothes are still in the changing room from earlier! Go change and I'll have an employee guide you through your first day of work here. Ah, and you'll need this!" she finished, tossing me a blue vest with a name tag on it. Shaking my head, I turned and headed for the changing room. "Ready for your first day?" someone asked when I walked out from the back room. "I'm not sure. There are scorch marks on this, and I'm a little concerned bacause of it," I muttered, gesturing to my vest. "Oh, that was Kimberly's. She was one aisle over when Mr. Gavin got mad at Ronald. May they both rest in peace," the guy sighed. "What have I gotten myself into?" "Hell in its most concentrated form. Now then, let's get to work before we anger the infamous boss ourselves. I am Guideman17." "Is that your real name?" "Is Chibi M. Aster yours?" "Well said." We started off by stocking shelves and putting price tags on stuff. It was pretty boring, and I started to sow down a little. "Chibi, you'd better pick up the pace before the manager shows up or something," Guideman17 warned. However, it was too late. "YOU! Why are you working so slowly?! What gives you the right to work at a snail's pace?" demanded some guy in a fedora. I stared for a few tense moments, but couldn't help giggling at the odd combination of the fedora and blue vest. "What are you laughing about?!" "Oh, just ignore her, Ace. It's Chibi's first day and she's not very good yet. Also, she's a little bit stupid," Guideman explained, kicking my shin. "Not good yet? Have that fixed by tomorrow, or the Dark Lord will fry her. Just sayin'," Ace remarked, stomping away. "What with him?" I whispered, putting a price sticker on a picture frame. "Oh, he's just a little arrogant. He's the manager and the boss' favorite. Probably going to inherit the Wal*Mart Empire." "Huh. You know, none of the stuff that's happened or been brought up today was in the job description." "Makes life a bit more interesting that way."

Voice sample, ahoy! [URL=http://www.zshare.net/download/82174432981979f9/]voice 2.wma[/URL]

If you've seen my profile, you've seen this.

[quote name='Allamorph' date='29 October 2010 - 06:02 PM' timestamp='1288389770' post='701387'] [FONT=Calibri]Also, never ahem me. Turns me calculating.[/FONT] [/quote] Now, why the heck would you post something like that? You know quite well that this only makes me want to ahem you. [color="#FFFFFF"]Ahem.[/color]

[quote name='Yukazi' date='28 October 2010 - 10:04 PM' timestamp='1288317878' post='701364'] [font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]Whoo! 10 year anniversary with Otakuboards. *dances* Maybe I should be more active now that I've hit such a milestone. [/font] [/quote] You need to be more active for the sole reason that I demand to see your outstanding banner more often.

[quote name='The Professor' date='27 October 2010 - 04:37 PM' timestamp='1288211839' post='701343'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Please tell me "Walker" contains Chuck Norris image macros.[/font] [/quote] Stole my line, damn you! Sweet baby Koala toast, my right leg hurts like all get-out. That awful wound on my knee that I've had since last September was FINALLY healing when I shredded the skin off today during gym. Lots. Of. Blood. To top it all off, we were playing soccer, so when I kicked a ball, my shin collided with that of my opponent. Hell has relocated to my leg from the knee down.