chibi-master

[quote name='CaNz' date='27 October 2010 - 01:38 AM' timestamp='1288157917' post='701331'] i normally name my computers "Zero System" but I decided to change it up and named my laptop ITSAGUNDAM! (i am such a nerd) [/quote] Well, I didn't name my last computer, but I was still attached and cried when I shut it down for the last time. However, I like to think that when I brought over all my files into this laptop, I also transferred the sassy personilty from the last one.

[quote name='The Professor' date='26 October 2010 - 02:48 PM' timestamp='1288118926' post='701319'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]The only thing that should ever be root beer flavored is root beer.[/font] [/quote] I'm afraid that I am inclined to disagree. Root beer flavored lollipops are my evidence. I'm still debating on a laptop name... I love this intensely violent storm outside my window!

[quote name='CaNz' date='25 October 2010 - 10:12 PM' timestamp='1288059147' post='701309'] I was fooled once by the brown jelly beans too! i should have known they would be trouble... but when I think of candy I always think its a sweet treat that couldnt possibly betray me... but then the coffee flavor comes and crushes my youthful ignorance. [/quote] I thought they were root beer flavored... GAH!!! I need to stop sleeping... It's cutting in on my drawing time...

[quote name='CaNz' date='25 October 2010 - 07:14 AM' timestamp='1288005277' post='701291'] this coffee talk has gone on far too long... just thinking about it makes me cringe... this one time, I was at a restaurant and see a great looking chocolate cake. it was behind the glass and and it didn't have a label, so I just asked for a slice of the displayed cake. the waiter knew what i was referring to and brought me this delicious looking cake. I grab my fork and separate a mouthful sized bite and jam it into my mouth only to find that it wasnt really chocolate cake... it was coffee flavored cake. this was my first encounter with the abomination called chocolate mousse cake. I was very young at the time... but i feel the tantrum I threw was quite appropriate. [/quote] Agreed, bro. I had the same experience, only with jelly beans. Now I can't eat them.

[quote name='Anomaly' date='23 October 2010 - 01:54 PM' timestamp='1287856464' post='701264'] [font="Garamond"]How long did you guys have? I always had to crank out like 4-8 page essays for my IB classes in about 80 minutes .___. no fun at all. I feel for ya, girlie.[/font] [/quote] 35 minutes. I NEED MORE TIME TO WRITE A DECENT ESSAY, DAMMIT!

[quote name='ï½?ï½?ï½?ï½?ï½?ï½?' date='22 October 2010 - 10:16 PM' timestamp='1287800215' post='701253'] Gen V merchandise has been out for a long, long time already... [/quote] Why do I never notice things like that?!

I dislike both coffee and tea. Milk's the way to go. Had to write a huge essay in AP World yesterday. I was the last one to turn it in and I didn't even get to finish... It was two and a half pages long.

4:09 a.m. and I just woke up from a weird dream about repeatedly punching some crminal jerk in the face and stomach... Huh. I had no idea it was this cold at 4:09 in the morning...

[quote name='CaNz' date='21 October 2010 - 02:10 AM' timestamp='1287641435' post='701202'] course we feel bad for ace's loss... but we also feel happy for chibi's gain so it balances out. [/quote] Bro, that was... That was beautiful in the most horribly humorous way! XD

[quote name='The Professor' date='20 October 2010 - 10:04 PM' timestamp='1287626693' post='701200'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Considering how thick that thing is, I would think you could simply close the book and show it to him sideways to convince him that it's not exactly something a preschooler can tackle. Heck, maybe you can lend it to him.[/font] [/quote] I did show him how thick the book was. "Look at it!" I said. "It's so heavy that if I hit someone with it, they would have ringing in their ears, for crying out loud!" Then he said in that same" kindergarten teacher talking to a dull 6 year old" voice, "Weeeeell... Thickness doesn't always mean the book is advanced enough for the reader..." I almost lost my temper to that. I tried to lend it to him, but he kept saying, "Oh, I have too many books I'm trying to read as it is..." When I asked him to at least flip through it to see for himself that there were more advanced words than "emphasis", he replied, "Why don't you do it for me. Tell me some of the words." HONESTLY! This guy was so lazy that he couldn't bother to flip through a book?! I need a different teacher, a harder course, or both.

I forgot to mention here that I finished [u]Brave Story[/u]! It was probably one of the most beautiful books I've ever read, actually... I cried so often that I had to stock my room with tissues. However, no matter how hard I cried, I still couldn't put the book down! Now, the thing that made me very mad was an incident in my English class a couple weeks ago. I brought the book to my teacher and said I wanted to use it as my required reading material. He took one look at the cover and said in a condescending tone, "Uhm... Is that grade level apprpriate?" I was confused at first. I have the highest grade in the class, and I thought he was concerned that I was picking a book that was too challenging for me. No. It turns out that he meant that the book seemed too easy because of the COVER. He literally judged a book by its cover!!! When I argued this point to him, he responded, "Well, I have had much of my work published and I [i]know[/i] what the publishing industry is going for when they choose covers." Now, take some time to note something. Just a few days earlier in class, he asked everyone to find words in an article that we maybe didn't understand. A girl raised her hand and said she didn't know what "emphasis" meant. Another classmate offered the word "mandatory." WE ARE TENTH GRADERS!!! WHAT THE HECK?! How could he agree that these words are acceptable for a Sophomore not to know and then turn away [u]Brave Story[/u], which I think most would agree has a much more challenging vocabulary than "empahasis?!" It was a very disappointing day...

[quote name='The Professor' date='20 October 2010 - 09:17 PM' timestamp='1287623867' post='701197'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Nah, it was fine. I was just pointing out that your merciless, unfeeling determination clearly pleases the Gavin. [spoiler]Oh, except for the "the him" part, you can go ahead and correct that if you want.[/spoiler][/font] [/quote] Hurray for making the boss happy! Yeah, I fixed that... How'd I miss it?! X[

I know, crappily done, akward sentence structure... I'm trying, though.

My best friend is fantastic. For my birthday she got me a Pokabu DShard cover. It is the most adorable thing ever! I had no idea there was already Gen. V merchandise out.

[quote name='The Professor' date='20 October 2010 - 08:53 PM' timestamp='1287622385' post='701191'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]You all sicken me.[/font] [/quote] You know very well that our sickening nature gives you giggle fits.

More practicing~!!! It's long, though. ____________________________________________________________________________________ When I first entered the back room, the radio crackled. â??Chibi? Please go into the changing room to your left! You will find a set of clothes. Please change into them and exit the room.â? I was a bit suspicious, but decided that this was getting kind of interesting. I walked into the scummy changing room and made my way to a bench. The floor was slick with settled moisture and the air was thick with humidity and steam. I was gasping for air as I grabbed the packet with my name on it. Ripping it open, I found a simple T-shirt and some shorts. Both of the articles of clothing were bright yellow. I frowned at the color choice, but changed into the clothes anyway. I put my other clothes and belongings in a locker. I grabbed the walkie-talkie and left the changing room the same way Iâ??d entered. As I walked out of the humid room, the cold air from the air conditioner hit me full force. I took off my glasses and cleaned the fog off of them with the bottom of my T-shirt. The walkie-talkie started up again, â??Chibi, please walk forward and then open the wooden door in front of you. For the remainder of this interview, you will be known as Agent Yellow.â? â??â?¦..That sounds really super stupid.â? â??Good luck, Agent Yellow!â? I rolled my eyes and stepped forward to the wooden door. I turned the knob and pushed forward, this time hanging on to the door and not falling forward. It was a good thing I was holding on to the door! When I opened it, there was no floor in front! The door seemed to be on the side of a wall! I looked down at the long drop I would have taken had I gone crashing down like I had in the Interview Room. My breath quickened when I saw what lay ahead. The room was rectangle shaped and it was gargantuan. I guessed that from floor to ceiling, it was probably 29 feet. I couldnâ??t gauge the distance across the room because everything was white. The walls were all white, the floor and ceiling were white, white, white, white. Everything seemed to blend together in the blankness of it all. â??Agent Yellow!â? the radio hissed. â??Uh! Yeah?â? I answered, voice shaking. â??Agent Yellow, this is an obstacle course. In a few seconds, you will see many structures appear. These structures will move at a constant pace and you will be racing against 5 other applicants. Win this, and you win the job. You do not have the option of quitting now.â? â??Where are the other 5?â? â??Theyâ??re about to be shown now, and you will be shown to them.â? â??Pardon?â? Suddenly, the room seemed to melt. It wasnâ??t melting, though. A white sheet came fluttering down from the ceiling above me. Because everything was white, I couldnâ??t see that the sheet was only a few yards in front of me. As the sheet dropped, I looked around the room. There were 5 other doors on the walls. Each one had a person in a colored T-shirt and shorts. There was apparently an Agent Red, Orange, Green, Blue and Purple as well. Just as Ms. Pink had informed me, the floor opened up and structures appeared. They were all on high stilts of some kind, and the floor was now covered in murky water. I swore that I saw something move in that water, so I decided that no matter what, I was not going to fall in. â??The race is about to begin. Undo the rope above your head andâ?¦GO!â? the walkie snapped. I spotted a coiled rope above my door and grabbed it. I looked at the stilted obstacle course that was many yards in front of me. I didnâ??t know if I would make it, but I did know I wasnâ??t allowed to quit, and I didnâ??t want to find out what would happen if I tried. I grabbed the rope and took a running jump. I was clinging to the rope like a baby koala to its mom when I left solid ground. Air that stunk of swamp water batted my face while I cut through the air. I felt the rope reach its farthest and I leaped. My limbs were flailing like a rag doll and I hit the edge of the obstacle course. My chin and arms were resting on the wooden planks, but the rest of my body was dangling over the water. I heaved myself up onto the deck and gasped for air. There was no time to rest, though. While I had been clawing and gasping, the others were already ahead of me. This was not goodâ?¦ I sprinted across the deck without any hint of caution when the floor broke. I was falling through the hole, but I grabbed the edges as a reflex. The wooden planks were rotten! I heaved myself up and continued across, but a bit more carefully this time. I heard a crunching noise and flinched. It wasnâ??t me, though. Agent Orange had just fallen through the wood and into the water. I didnâ??t look back at person, though I heard some very agonizing screams. I shivered and finally left the planks. The floor was solid rock this time. At least, I thought it was solid. A perfect circle of the rock beneath shot upward, taking me with it. I cursed under my breath and held on to the rock, knowing it would try to throw me. Suddenly, my vital organs were stuck to my spine. The circle was swiftly descending, and I was reminded of the bus. When the rock was about to slam back into place, I rolled off of it and across the rocky ground. I was about to get to my feet when I was shot up again! I tried to grab the sides of the rock as I had before, but my hands slipped. A feeling of extreme panic overtook me while I rocketed toward the ceiling. Luckily, I stopped rising a foot from it, and I fell down instead. I planned to roll across the ground again when I landed, but I saw another rock pillar rise from the floor and come toward me with unnerving speed. I grabbed the sides of the pillar as it smashed into my torso. My eyes rolled back into my skull and a wave of nausea washed over me. I knew at least one of my ribs was broken now, but I forced myself to ignore most of the pain. The pillar plummeted and I waited. Through teary eyes, I calculated the distance Iâ??d need to jump. It wasnâ??t very far. The stone pillar met the ground and I sprang forward enthusiastically. I landed on a small yellow platform that began moving toward an edge of the giant structure it was part of. I looked up and saw monkey bars, obviously there as an escape from the platform. Frowning, I hopped up and grabbed onto the bars, almost immediately letting go. I looked down at my hands in surprise, seeing burns beginning to form. The monkey bars were heated and almost unbearable to hold on to. The yellow platform beneath me was getting closer to the edge of the stilted obstacle course and I was starting to panic. I quickly took off my shoes and socks, pulling the socks over my throbbing hands. I shoved my shoes back on my feet and grabbed the monkey bars again. The pain was still there and I yelped a little, but I was not going to let go. I plowed forward, teeth grinding. I searched for the nearest solid surface to land on, and got a good look at the competition. Agents Green and Red were nowhere to be seen. I assumed they had become victims of some sort of twisted trap that this stilted playground of sorts was littered with. At the end of the monkey bars, there was no solid ground. There was only an impressively large net made of ropes as thick as my arms. â??Great. Just great,â? I hissed. I made it to the end of the monkey bars and swung off onto the net. The other two colors were also on the ropes. At this point, I finally remembered why I was risking my life. â??Aw, crap! I need this job!â? I gasped. With singed hands, I climbed up the rope and debated with myself. Eventually, I reached a decision. I needed to get rid of at least one of the other competitors. Purple was the closest. I growled a little and sprang forward. Agent Purple was a woman with wavy brown hair and a scowl. I grabbed her ankle and yanked her downward. â??HEY! What the hell?!â? she shouted. â??What are you doing?! â??Doing what I have to in order to get this job! Nowâ?¦ LET. GO,â? I snarled, pulling harder on Agent Purpleâ??s ankle. The desperate competitor threw a kick at my head, but I dodged and shook her leg more. The net was starting to shake and bounce, so it was getting hard to hold on. I looked up and saw that Agent Blue was almost to the end of the ropes. Frustrated, I hooked my knees around the rope and lifted Agent Purple with both arms. I roared loudly as I tossed her over the edge of the net heartlessly. Her shrill curses sent chills up my spine, but I continued after Agent Blue. Agent Blue was waiting at the end of the net. He swung himself over the edge and I lost sight of him. After a little less than a minute of climbing, I made it to the same edge. As I pulled myself onto the small platform, my walkie-talkie sqwuaked. â??Congratulations, Agent Yellow! You are now at the last challenge!â? â??What would that be?â? I demanded. â??A giant leek battle, of course,â? Agent Blue answered from the other side of the platform. â??Pardon?â? â??Iâ??m already an employee here. In order to pass the interview process, you must defeat me in a battle of giant leeks.â? â??Wellâ?¦ I guess that doesnâ??t sound too hard,â? I chirped hopefully. â??Donâ??t be too sure. Thereâ??s a reason that so many employees here are zombies. No one newâ??s been hired for quite some time.â? â??Ah, I see.â? â??Letâ??s hurry. This interview is cutting into my break time,â? Agent Blue sighed, tossing me a giant leek. As soon as I caught the weapon, I was barraged with a series of strikes. My heart stopped when I was almost tossed over the edge of the open platform. I wasnâ??t being given any time to counter at all! I quickly dropped down to the floor and knocked Agent Blueâ??s legs out from under him with the leek. As he came down, he plowed the leek onto the top of my head, knocking off my glasses. My sight was now useless due to my 20/200 vision. I saw only blurs and I was panicking. When I caught sight of a blue blur rising, I swung wildly with my weapon. Missing by a mile, I was left wide open. A green and white blur stabbed my torso and knocked me to the edge. My head was dangling over open space, fear and surprise making me sick. I saw the blue blur again and knew that Agent Blue was coming to finish me. Without thinking, I thrust my leek at him. I heard him lose his breath and felt the impact. Lifting my leek up and over me, I catapulted Agent Blue into the swampy water below. I couldnâ??t hear anything. I saw black spreading across my sight. A feeling similar to that of sinking underwater took over. Distantly, I heard my walkie-talkie crackle. â??Chibi M. Aster, youâ??re hired.â? It didnâ??t sound at all like Ms. Pink.

[quote name='Lady Shy' date='20 October 2010 - 07:47 PM' timestamp='1287618451' post='701187'] I'm glad the theft of Ace's laptop is making everyone happy. [/quote] AP World test today on 12 chapters of material (roughly 300 pages). I must say that I'm surprised. Every class was told that the test would mainly be about Rome and Greece. LIES. It was mostly about China. GAH.

[quote name='The Professor' date='20 October 2010 - 02:58 AM' timestamp='1287557910' post='701178'] [font="Comic Sans MS"][b][size="4"]PWWWWWWWWEPOSTEROUS!!!![/size][/b][/font] [/quote] Gesundheit.

[quote name='The Professor' date='19 October 2010 - 05:46 PM' timestamp='1287524775' post='701165'] [font="Comic Sans MS"](I'll get you yet, Chibi!)[/font] [/quote] No, you won't. *starts letting viruses loose in stolen laptop* Gee, just look at all those files turning into squid pics... EDIT: Also, a flaw in Godot's reasoning. I have enough money to hire my best friend's cousin to take me to your city in their plane. .........WhichIdidn'tdo.........

[quote name='CaNz' date='19 October 2010 - 03:24 PM' timestamp='1287516268' post='701157'] well it was just chibi's birthday so thats probably the reason why..... she had enough money to take trip to Ace's city and steal the laptop! [/quote] Noooooooooooooooooooo. But yeah, hurray for turning 16!

[quote name='Vicky' date='18 October 2010 - 07:01 PM' timestamp='1287442865' post='701136'] =O. When did this happen? I don't agree with videos like this. I'm getting married next August (Civil Partnership, whatever). I don't ask for 'support my gay cause!' or an army of gays to defend me against the homophobes - I'm not the victim of abuse, poverty or drugs. I'm gay - cheers for fighting for me, but really, there's no need. [/quote] Accepted it about 4 years ago, finally. Came out to some of the poeple closest to me last year. Scary crap happened, awesome crap happened. It was outstanding! Congrats on your marriage/Civil Partnership!!!

[quote name='Zombie_Nosh' date='18 October 2010 - 08:21 PM' timestamp='1287447696' post='701141']Also... my space bar isn't working too great... [/quote] I was about to say that my "y" button was on the fritz. Of course, then I realized that such a problem was only connected to my old laptop. This one's fine for now. [quote name='The Professor' date='18 October 2010 - 10:10 PM' timestamp='1287454225' post='701143'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Some bastard just stole my laptop. Good times.[/font] [/quote] Brutal. *shakes head sadly* Best birthday EVUR.