chibi-master

[quote name='Beretta'] Ignore these.[/quote] ;-; Awww... Don't do that... Allamorph can testify about my attention needs... I'm like a puppy: leave me unattended and I will wreck anything and everything in sight. Including CaNz, Botar and Korey's sneakers. [quote name='Beretta']Single people have less stress in their life. (We're single, free to [u]DUMPLINGSANDSTEAK[/u] [insert explicted word] mingle :D) Cherish it while you can. [/quote] Fix'd. Also, who the shiggledoobies is Beretta?

[quote name='NeedMoarRope' date='30 July 2010 - 05:02 PM' timestamp='1280523748' post='698300'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]Date thingy cancelled. Oh well. Don't really need anything else sapping my resources at the moment anyway.[/font] [/quote] *tosses wads of cash at you* HA! No excuse! Go find someone! Seriously, though, you'll never get a significant other with an attitude like that! Would you like to see some of OB's most intelligent members give advice on dating in the Densha Otako thread? We're pretty much fantastic. I painted my nails in an attempt to stop myself from biting them. The color's called "Bet on Red" and it looks like I just dipped my fingers in Edward Cullen's jugular. I also feel bad because the name of it sounds like I'm rooting for the guy I'm trying to beat in HeartGold... At the same time, I feel like I'm a racehorse!

[quote name='Sangome' date='30 July 2010 - 05:10 PM' timestamp='1280524218' post='698301'] [color="#9932CC"][font="Microsoft Sans Serif"] - We now know the crime syndicate of the region, Team Plasma...which is probably one of the stupidest and least-threatening names I've ever heard. [s]Hopefully they won't have the atrocious fashion sense of Team Galactic[/s] [url="http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Plasma_Grunts.png"]what is this i dont even[/url] It looks like they're going for the medieval knight look, but it just looks goofy...[/font][/color] [/quote] This is my unhappy face. The more I see shots of the playable characters running, the more I dread trying to walk around a city. Everything's all big and shiny and 3D and I don't like it... I guess I'll get accustomed to it, though. I can not wait to get my hands on a Pokabu~!

[quote name='Allamorph' date='30 July 2010 - 01:57 PM' timestamp='1280512651' post='698291'] [center][img]http://www.nataliedee.com/072010/its-almost-like-its-summer-or-something.jpg[/img] [/center] [/quote] Allamorph is my bestest friend on the face of the planet, now.

[quote name='eleanor' date='30 July 2010 - 12:22 AM' timestamp='1280463751' post='698267'] Yeah but are we also going to pretend like racism and discrimination have nothing to do with this law? [/quote] Are you going to pretend that racism has a big part in this law? There's almost no other ethnic group that crosses the border, and because the group is a minority, everyone opposed to the law is going to scream and cry about supposed racism. I don't disagree that there are people that think that way, but I'd like to not have them pinned to this law. I'm okay with the law. I lived on the Mexican border for most of my life and I do not like illegal immigration. There are thousands of Mexicans waiting their turn patiently to get legalized, and then some impatient people decide to hop a fence and cause trouble for the patient ones. Why should the people that jump the border get in the country before the ones waiting for citizenship? Why should they get to take up jobs and take advantage of hospitals without paying taxes that the lagalized immigrants and born citizens have to pay? If it keeps those that get in illegally out of here, I'm supportive of this law.

[quote name='CaNz' date='29 July 2010 - 10:47 PM' timestamp='1280458024' post='698256'] Awww... you're so cute when you're overflowing with hate and disgust ^~^ [/quote] Why, thank you! Days after getting back from my grandma's house in the south, and now my grandma from California is here... I have no energy for family bonding right now...

I drew something this morning and then finally got my scanner to work~!

Just thought I'd share this with y'all... Language warning.

[quote name='CaNz' date='29 July 2010 - 08:49 PM' timestamp='1280450978' post='698241'] [center][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztf4KZIzVS0&feature=PlayList&p=AB78EA8598DE8EB3&playnext=1&index=22[/media] i like kittenz better.... [/center] [/quote] .............................................Hate you so much right now.......................................

[quote name='Anomaly' date='29 July 2010 - 05:28 PM' timestamp='1280438883' post='698229'] [font="Garamond"]DO I EVER![/font] /melts at the mention of puppies [/quote] *melts with you* WUV DEM~! [quote name='Elk' date='29 July 2010 - 06:43 PM' timestamp='1280443402' post='698234'] Puppies are amazing. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4dMQ7m9oQ0[/media] [/quote] ....... *glomps you*

[quote name='Magus' date='28 July 2010 - 11:34 PM' timestamp='1280374495' post='698193'] What the hell? I have a shotgun on the side of me incase you try anything [/quote] I guess that makes two of us! Please no shooting of my big brother~! [quote name='Anomaly' date='28 July 2010 - 11:52 PM' timestamp='1280375537' post='698198'] [font="Garamond"]it was acknowledged. [i]Too late, you went there/[/i] Welcome to the gutter, enjoy your stay. (CaNz will be your tour guide, if you have any questions, feel free to ask him...)[/font] [/quote] Psh. Tour guide. I'm the Grand Poopah and he's my secretary. [quote name='Cat' date='29 July 2010 - 12:24 AM' timestamp='1280377455' post='698203'] Don't need a guide. I'm already a resident. [/quote] Pay up on your taxes, you hooligan!

[quote name='Cat' date='28 July 2010 - 06:55 PM' timestamp='1280357746' post='698155'] I actually know a few girls that were men boxers. [/quote] I can see myself doing that. [quote name='Anomaly' date='28 July 2010 - 07:53 PM' timestamp='1280361214' post='698168'] [font="Garamond"]Why would you want to get used to discomfort, exactly?[/font] [/quote] I know! It's like saying, "Oh, the pins stuck in your left arm may hurt a smidgen [i]now[/i], but soon enough you'll get the hang of it!

[quote name='Elk' date='28 July 2010 - 12:33 PM' timestamp='1280334780' post='698111'] One of my close friends looks just like Spock. [/quote] Wut. So apparently staying up until 5 a.m. makes you sleep in pretty late. I'm a little bit bored. Why the heck is there no healthy food in this house?! I mean, there's nothing even SLIGHTLY healthy!

[quote name='Elk' date='27 July 2010 - 09:33 PM' timestamp='1280280798' post='698072'] And chibi-master, that is horrible D= Dreams are the impossible things that we want to do, so of course they're going to be crazy. Tell your family to try getting an imagination. I hear they sell for pennies nowadays. >.> jk [/quote] It also irks me that one of my dad's reasons for accusing me of lying is that my dreams "take too long" and he says "dreams aren't supposed to be an entire story, just snippets of one!" Uhm... WRONG. He's probably just jealous of my awesome movie-like dreams!

[quote name='Elk' date='27 July 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1280279402' post='698067'] I wonder the same thing! But maybe it's because their pants are more loose than ours that they can do that? Or is there some secrets that they just don't tell us women-folk? [/quote] This reminds me that I need some decent cargo pants. Preferably camo. Apparently my dreams are so strange that my family has decided that I lie about them. This... is kind of really rude and hurtful. I don't like being called out for lying when I didn't lie in the first place.

Hey, Guy, I just put in a part about trading, but I wasn't sure if I'm allowed to do that. Please tell me if I need to change anything.

I've always wondered... How do guys wear boxers and pants at the same time?! It seems like the fabric would get all folded and uncomfortable...

[quote name='Lady Shy' date='27 July 2010 - 04:04 PM' timestamp='1280261095' post='698030']But in my earliest posts I behaved like an escalated just-joined chibi-master. [/quote] You make my brain hurt with such an outlandish description... [i]Escalated[/i], you say? Is that even possible?!

[quote name='NeedMoarRope' date='27 July 2010 - 01:49 PM' timestamp='1280252988' post='698022'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]All she did was get trapped or incapacitated (usually it's her own damn fault, like running out of gas or something) and then every guy on the racetrack would pull over and help her because no one else participating had breasts.[/font] [/quote] Now imagine a half hour of nothing but that. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND GRAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! [quote name='Elk' date='27 July 2010 - 02:35 PM' timestamp='1280255741' post='698026'] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y[/media] I just want to say that that man is a genius. The crazy things that he pulls are hilarious, and I wish I would have the liberty to do them. A real life Mario Cart would be so awesome. Nintendo should work on making a theme park or something. [/quote] Elk, you are my hero. More so than Captain America.

Skippy wandered around the seemingly deserted town with Gladys at her side. When they turned a corner of the dance studio, they heard a low growl. Skippy flinched and turned around quickly. Two feet from her and Gladys was a Vaporeon crouched in a defensive stance. "Gladys, use -! Wait a minute... Why didn't it attack us? It just growled... Uhm, hey, Vaporeon... Are you maybe one of those Eeveelutions of the dancers here?" The Vaporeon fluidly moved out of its defensive stance and smiled. It chattered at Gladys, then went inside the dance studio. "Uhhh... What does that mean?" Skippy asked. Gladys grabbed Skippy's wrist with one of her vines and pulled her toward the entrance of the dance studio. "Oh, she wants us to follow! Well, let's see what's become of Ecruteak..." Inside the dance studio were many ragged people and Pokemon huddled near small candles. The Vaporeon sat next to a dancer in a scruffy kimono, her make-up gone and her hair in shambles. "Excuse me... My name is Skippy Grinner. I'm from the Violet City Air Force. What happened here? Did the Pokemon attack?" Skippy inquired in a calm voice. The kimono lady looked up with sad eyes that had deep, dark circles under them. "Welcome, Skippy...," the kimono lady sighed, "No, the Pokemon have yet to attack us as they did other cities. We don't know much, but the few cities we knew of that were attacked... Well, the people with family there left Ecruteak. Eventually, owners of shops and whatnot left. We have been foraging and hiding in here since. We stay in this studio with only candles so that we do not attract any of those rogue Pokemon. We are all slowly starving to death, but we're too afraid to go outside. We send our Pokemon out to gather food and to guard this place. Every now and then the scouting Pokemon will bring back an injured Pokemon that has not gone rogue. We nurse them back to health and the stay here with us. Tell us, what is the outside like now?" ".....It's not pretty. The Pokemon have gone insane. I saw an Aerodactyl eat a Ponyta back in Olivine City, where I was originally grounded. Things are bad. I don't know why all this is happening, but I need to get in contact with my superiors at Vilot City Air Base. May I stay for the night? I would just leave in the morning." "You may. However, you must leave in the morning. We can barely sustain ourselves, so we can't take anyone in." "Thank you very much." After sleeping lightly the entire night with her Swampert, Edvard, guarding her backpack, Skippy awoke with a sore back. She stretched and called Edvard back into his ball. She grabbed her backpack and let Gladys out. "Let's try to walk to Goldenrod a bit." Skippy left the dance studio without a word, passing a Flareon as she walked down the stairs and headed to the next city, Goldenrod. Skippy was walking carefully through Route 37 with Gladys. Gladys was trotting along with a grin. Then everything went to ****. A large Venusaur stomped out from some trees. It stopped when it caught sight of Skippy and Gladys. Before Skippy could so much as blink, the Venusaur roared and slammed vines as thick as logs into Skippy and Gladys. Skippy rolled and Gladys crumpled when she hit a tree. Skippy was in the most excruciating pain she had ever experienced. She was pretty sure at least one of her ribs were cracked, if not broken. Skippy did not think about that, though. She was more concerned for Gladys, the young Ivysaur. [i]What was I thinking?! I should have been walking around with a much higher level Pokemon! I'm sorry, Gladys![/i] Skippy screamed in her head. She scrambled to the tree where Gladys was. "Gladys! Gladys, are you oka- AUGH!!!" Skippy shrieked as another vine pounded her into the tree. She fumbled for her pokeballs, then sent out Valor. "VALOR! KILL IT! KILL IT! PLEASE!" Skippy cried out. The Charizard rushed into the Venusaur. He spewed flames into its face and clawed at its eyes. Eventually, the assault took its tole and the Venusaur fell over, a mangled carcass. Skippy was breathing roughly, her sight leaving her slowly. She grabbed Gladys and pulled her closer. "Valor... Ecruteak... Make sure...no Pokemon...follow...," Skippy gasped. Then all went black. Skippy blinked her eyes in confusion. She was in a dimly lit place that smelled of disinfectant. She tried to get up, then fell back down on the mat due to the extreme pain. "Don't try to get up on your own," a voice said. "You have two broken ribs and a sprained lower back. You were lucky." Skippy was silent, going over what she had just been told. She slowly began to remember things. "Where's Gladys?" she asked quietly. There was no reply. Skippy sat up and saw a man in a ragged labcoat, presumably a doctor. "Tell me where my Ivysaur is." Still no reply. "TELL ME!" Skippy roared, her ribs aching with the effort. The doctor looked away. "She's over there," he muttered, pointing to a place a few feet away. Skippy struggled to get up, eventually standing. She forced herself to hobble over to the place. A white sheet covered something. Skippy could see leaves poking out from under. She reached down and lifted the sheet. Gladys was still. She was bruised and beaten. "Is she...?" Skippy whispered. "She's not dead, if that's what you want to know," said the kimono lady, suddenly at Skippy's side. "She's not?! Oh, thank goodness!" Skippy sobbed, dropping down next to Gladys. The Ivysaur stirred and opened her eyes, glancing at Skippy and smiling. Skippy was silent. "You're debating, aren't you?" the kimono lady asked. Skippy nodded silently. "I desperately need to get to Goldenrod and then Violet City. It's just that I can't...I can't..." "You don't want to leave with Gladys like this. You also don't want to leave her here." "Yeah..." "Hold on, let me go talk to someone...," the kimono lady mumbled, walking away. She returned with an old lady. "Hello there, dearie!" the old lady greeted Skippy with a smile. "I have a proposition for you!" "What is it?" Skippy asked. "I am a florist. I need an assistant. I'll get right down to it, how would you like to trade Pokemon?" "T-trade?!" Skippy stuttered. She sighed. "Gladys, you really aren't suited for the military, are you?" Gladys' grin widened. "Is that a yes?" "Trade for what? I don't need any Weedles on my team, I'll tell you that much!" "A Ralts. He small, and I'm afraid he won't ever grow unless he's with someone like you." ".....Gladys?" The Ivysaur looked Skippy in the eyes, then nodded slightly. "I'll do it then." "Very well. I'll take care of Gladys, and you can come back and see her whenever you like." "I'll take care of the Ralts as well," Skippy stated. The old lady handed Skippy the pokeball. Skippy let out the Ralts and looked at him. "May I give him a nickname?" "Certainly." "Ralts, from this moment forth, you will hereby be known as Ramsey." Skippy climbed on Valor's back, preparing to take flight to Goldenrod. "Hey, Valor... Thanks. I know you really didn't want to kill other Pokemon, but you still did. I owe you my life," Skippy sniffled. Valor turned and pressed his nose to her shoulder. "You're right! No moping around! Let's go!"

[quote name='Magus' date='27 July 2010 - 06:14 AM' timestamp='1280225652' post='697996'] Absolutely not. Only time I'll eat soup is if I'm sick. As for stew, depends on what kind and what's being put in it. [/quote] [quote name='Lady Shy' date='27 July 2010 - 06:46 AM' timestamp='1280227592' post='698000'] Just because your last few pictures show up then. Including the sneak-up cat. [/quote] Oh, okay then. [quote name='Lady Shy' date='27 July 2010 - 06:46 AM' timestamp='1280227592' post='698000'][img]http://i44.tinypic.com/15sajjl.jpg[/img] [/quote] .....Stop that right now, mister. EDIT: Never mind, problem solved.

[quote name='Gavin' date='27 July 2010 - 09:43 AM' timestamp='1280238225' post='698010'] [font="Tahoma"][size="2"]I'm not going to lie, I'm still going to get my manga fixes each week even with OneManga gone, just going to go somewhere else like most other people.[/size][/font] [/quote] What he said.

[quote name='Miss Anonymous' date='27 July 2010 - 02:03 AM' timestamp='1280210633' post='697979'] James, your country needs to be more American. Be in summer, darnit! [/quote] Ah, such a tragedy, no? The epitome of American-ness living in a place that is so totally not American. I salute you, James.

[quote name='Kei' date='20 July 2010 - 06:37 PM' timestamp='1279665453' post='697549'] [font="Tahoma"][color="#000080"]There has been word that Pokémon won't follow the player around like in HG/SS, though, so that may be a sign that they're completely overhauling the system again.[/color][/font] [/quote] WHAT THE NOOO!!! Do they not realize just how incredibly fabulous that feature was?! WHY?! NINTENDO, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART~!!! [quote name='Citric' date='22 July 2010 - 06:45 PM' timestamp='1279838701' post='697658'] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsiAG5GMEOM Intro videoooo. [/quote] Yes. Yes. YESSSSS...