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[quote name='eleanor' date='07 July 2010 - 10:35 PM' timestamp='1278556548' post='696781'] well-trained dogs are silent and deadly [/quote] Heck yeah! I get to go to a thrift store Saturday, I hope! I love those places!

Just found yet another reason to love my Pokewalker.

If I'm going to like a cat, it might as well be a video game one.

Found a funny comic that I think we can almost all relate to. WARNING: Language

[quote name='Miss Anonymous' date='07 July 2010 - 09:33 PM' timestamp='1278552789' post='696761'] You know what I like? Puppies. Puppies are awesome. [center][img]http://www.top-dogs-names.com/images/cute-puppies.jpg[/img][/center] [/quote] You just gave me cavities... AWESOME CAVITIES OF PUPPY ADORABLENESS.

This is me today having a wonderful time!

[quote name='Botar' date='07 July 2010 - 08:17 PM' timestamp='1278548232' post='696748'] Thanks, and rape is supposedly wrong, so we shouldn't talk about it. [/quote] [b][i]SUPPOSEDLY?![/i][/b] Okay, joking or not, this is offensive and most certainly not amusing. Please stop so that I don't have to believe that you are as vulgar as you seem right now. If either you or CaNz posts another comment that implies rape being acceptable, kidding around or not, you are going on my 'Ignored Users' list. On to a happier note, I'm saving up for a platypus plushie I saw in the mall. Ace is about to get his own plushie-self!

[color="#FF0000"][size="7"][font="Impact"]MOVING ON FROM THAT PARTICULARLY OFFENSIVE SUBJECT.[/font][/size][/color] I had a wonderfule time with my best friend today. I hope everyone else had a happy day!

[quote name='Lilt' date='07 July 2010 - 01:41 PM' timestamp='1278524508' post='696712'] [b]My only problem is, I wanted to get the event Jirachi on my Platinum game and start over. But I don't think it can be traded? So should I even try to get one on my Platinum?[/b] [/quote] Actually, you can trade it. I did. Go ahead!

[quote name='Botar' date='06 July 2010 - 07:20 AM' timestamp='1278415256' post='696660'] We will call this scam, I mean religion the Bandit James Cult. [/quote] Well we can't exactly call it that seeing as the religion is based on Ace. I think we should call it The Order of the Fedora.

[quote name='Stephanie' date='06 July 2010 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1278466549' post='696680'] I've got a bird in my ear and a devil on my shoulder. [/quote] And a phone to the other, and I can't get a hold of her. Today was too fantastic. I need sleep.

Who wants to join the new cult James and I are starting about Ace?

[quote name='James' date='06 July 2010 - 02:20 AM' timestamp='1278397215' post='696651'] [font="Palatino Linotype"]That sounds great. Now all we need is some sort of mythology surrounding it...something like: [i]"And the Burner of Aces walked for seven long days and seven long nights. And lo, on the seventh night, the 7 Eleven appeared before Him and He saw that it was good. "Slurpees for all!" he proclaimed. And the disciples slurped and slurped and on the eighth day, they rested."[/i][/font] [/quote] If slurpees are involved, we're going to make a heck of a lot of money with this new scam-I-mean-profound-religion.

[font="Century Gothic"][b][i]Thus, the great Burner of Aces did seat himself upon a throne of Anthology. He vowed to smite any n00bs that dared to oppose his word, for his word is law. He also vowed to steal their wallets, and that, my fellow patrons, is why we are celebrating this day by taking all the money out of your wallets by force, if necessary, on this day that we did not mention earlier. PRAISE HE.[/i][/b][/font] How's that?

[quote name='gallowsCalibrator' date='05 July 2010 - 10:20 PM' timestamp='1278382838' post='696624'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]We salute you over there... IN AUSTRALIA.[/font] [attachment=14783:AMERICAN banner.png] [/quote] I'm going to start a religion or something about you now.

EDIT: Uhm, I don't remember posting anything earlier, but then I read the post and... Wow. The next time I take enough pain medication to stun a bull elephant, I think I'll lock up my laptop first. I decided the stuff below isn't too bad, but still... You know what? We need more words for "love", okay? I don't like that I can say, "I love your socks!" with the same word that I say "I love you," to people I care about? Does anyone understand that or is that the meds talking? Or rather, typing.

[quote name='Korey' date='05 July 2010 - 04:20 AM' timestamp='1278318026' post='696568'] [font=Garamond][size=2]You could have always used the default "Your Mom!". That usually is a good counter to "Your face."[/size][/font] [/quote] Don't you go starting that crap again. It is 4:39 a.m. and I have been up since 11:20 a.m. yesterday. Yet I'm not tired. Actually, I mostly just feel like I got kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. That does not feel pleasant.

[quote name='James' date='05 July 2010 - 02:20 AM' timestamp='1278310814' post='696552'] [font="Palatino Linotype"]I'm thinking of getting that framed to put up in my study - do you think that'd be a good way to celebrate too? Or I could just walk outside and yell... [size="6"]"[COLOR=RED]AMERICA[/COLOR], [COLOR=WHITE]BLEEP[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]YEAH![/COLOR]"[/size] [/font] [/quote] BOTH. If you do, I will have you certified as an American citizen IMMEDIATELY. I know people.

Okay, okay, okay, here we go again. I post the odd holidays, you comment on the oddest or funnest-sounding ones. Now let's get to it. [quote]1 Canada Day 1 Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day 1 International Joke Day 2 I Forgot Day 2 World UFO Day 3 Compliment Your Mirror Day 3 Disobedience Day 3 Stay out of the Sun Day 4 Build A Scarecrow Day - first Sunday in month 4 Independence Day (U.S.) 4 National Country Music Day 4 Sidewalk Egg Frying Day- Hmmmm, I wonder why!?! 5 Work-a-holics Day - even though everyone is on holiday 6 National Fried Chicken Day 7 Chocolate Day 7 National Strawberry Sundae Day 8 Video Games Day 9 National Sugar Cookie Day 10 Teddy Bear Picnic Day 11 Cheer up the Lonely Day 11 World Population Day 12 Different Colored Eyes Day 12 Pecan Pie Day 13 Barbershop Music Appreciation Day 13 Embrace Your Geekness Day 13 Fool's Paradise Day 14 Bastille Day 14 Pandemonium Day 14 National Nude Day 15 Tapioca Pudding Day 15 Cow Appreciation Day- Go out and give a cow a hug 16 17 Peach Ice Cream Day 17 Yellow Pig Day 18 National Caviar Day- something's fishy here 18 National Ice Cream Day (third Sunday of the month) 19 National Raspberry Cake Day 20 Moon Day 20 Ugly Truck Day- it's a "guy" thing 21 National Junk Food Day 22 Hammock Day 22 Ratcatcher's Day 23 National Hot Dog Day 23 Vanilla Ice Cream Day 24 Cousins Day 24 Amelia Earhart Day 25 Culinarians Day 25 Parent's Day - fourth Sunday in July 25 Threading the Needle Day 26 All or Nothing Day 26 Aunt and Uncle Day 27 Summer Olympics - every 4 years 27 Take Your Pants for a Walk Day 28 National Milk Chocolate Day 29 National Lasagna Day 30 National Cheesecake Day 30 Father-in-Law Day 31 Mutt's Day [/quote] Now get started, people! [b]By the way. Notice that there's no holiday for the 16th? COME UP WITH ONE.[/b]

Damn it, y'all made me cry again. Thank you! I really do love you guys so much. I get a lot of crap for being so attached to people on the internet, but I think that the members here deserve a better title than that. Botar, I can not tell you how touched I am that you started this thread. There are no words in the English language to describe how much this means to me. I hope my friend gets better soon, and I'll be sure to check up on her every hour of every day. But not at night, because she needs a lot of sleep right now...

[quote name='Botar' date='05 July 2010 - 12:12 AM' timestamp='1278303133' post='696533'] I take back the Communist/Anarchist remarks, sorry, [/quote] No, it's fine. I understand. You were just joking and to be honest, I'd be laughing, but I don't think I can laugh about anything right now. Sadness is a ***** and a half.

The neighbors set off fireworks. That counts as me celebrating, kind of.

[quote name='gallowsCalibrator' date='04 July 2010 - 10:25 PM' timestamp='1278296740' post='696527'] [font="Comic Sans MS"]On it.[/font] [/quote] Thanks, Ace. I owe you. I spent most of the day on the phone. A friend of mine's parents recently got divorced and she didn't handle it very well. She's in the hospital right now after not eating for a very long time due to stress. I just couldn't put down the phone once I started talking to her. I don't believe in a god, but if you do, please pray for my friend. I've known her for a very long time and I just can't stand her being in this condition. Thanks. I might not be on the site for the next few days because of this, so I want Lilt to stand in for me if I'm not.

HEY, EVERYBODY! Today is Japan's birthday, as well as the platypus'! If you don't know who the platypus is, then fine, it's Ace's b-day.

[quote name='Lilt' date='03 July 2010 - 05:10 PM' timestamp='1278191445' post='696462'] [b]Do they still stay Shiney if you evolve them though?[/b] [/quote] Why, yes they do! Congrats, by the way!