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[quote name='Ravenstorture'][color=darkgreen][font=garamond]No one else here os-trail-yan? A few years ago our prime minister, in his eternal wisdom, introduced a 'luxury tax' called GST, 10% extra charged on all items that weren't strictly necessary. INCLUDING feminine hygiene products... :flaming: It still stands. [/color][/font][/QUOTE] [SIZE="4"][FONT="Impact"][COLOR="Red"]WHAT?![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] Okay, now [B]that[/B] is just plain wrong! Feminine hygiene products are very necessary indeed! Who's the idiot that told him they weren't?! Sounds like you need a female prime minister...

[quote name='Rachmaninoff'][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]Gonna name it Allamorph? [I][SIZE="1"]*shot*[/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/QUOTE] Why, yes. Yes, I am. :) (I'mma post pictures, too!) Playing Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia. Just spent the half hour screaming "AH, NOW THIS IS JUST TOTAL BULLCRAP!" at 2 in the morning... What do enormous blobs of sand have to do with my styler losing energy?! That makes no sense!

Good idea, Takuuya! I spent about 4 hours on mine simply because I was doing 2, and my computer shut itself down in the middle of the first one...

[quote name='Rachmaninoff'][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]And now I just imagined Allamorph as some oversized black cat plushie that you hug when you're feeling blue. I don't know if I should laugh or cringe over that mental image. o_O[/FONT][/QUOTE] Okay, choose. All I have for that is an oversized black DOG plushie (shown below) or an undersized black CAT plusie (also below). EDIT: I'm purchasing an oversized black cat plushie now.

I spent Valentine's Day watching The Wolfman. Nothing like watching people get ripped apart on a day when everyone else seems to be watching romantic comedies.

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]I wouldn't worry overmuch about it; this is the internet, after all, and if your post isn't rife with smilies dictating every nuance of your mannerisms then you apparently come off as an obnoxiously self-absorbed snob. (Personal experience.) Although I confess I do find the situation somewhat amusing because the other of the two had a similar issue with me not to long ago and we resolved it quite peacefully (I think) via PM without so much as a surface ripple. Thus I find the "childish" bit somewhat ironic....[/FONT][/QUOTE] Oi! Leave my smilies alone!:p Yeah, I think I kept those PMs, actually! You went from one of those scary Halloween cats to a squishy kitty with a computer and an astounding knowledge of the English language. *squees at the mental image*

I got this right the first time, and I have almost failed math for many years in a row. Thus I have concluded that the majority probably does NOT get 5000. But now I feel all math smart-ish. Thanks for that.:animesmil

[quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]Chibi! I passed my math test, too! With a 71 but hey, I didn't expect to pass it at all. xD[/size][/QUOTE] Congratulations!:catgirl: And Sara, she probably only did it because of me, so please don't have any hard feelings toward CHW, 'kay?:animesmil (And your new choice of font and size gives the illusion of aggression... Heck, the first time I saw it, I thought you were angry at Chibi #1's choice of tattoo or something...)

Presenting: Karyn 10 years ago, and Karyn now!:animesmil

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]I am having difficulty correlating de-sweetened honey and stale cheetos.[/FONT][/QUOTE] Sorry about that... Old honey=Old food=Stale food=Stale Cheetos. Is that easier to understand?

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]Actually that's incorrect. While honey doesn't technically spoil, it is essentially a fluid super-saturated with dissolved sugar, and if you leave it sit too long the sugar will eventually crystallise out to level the balance, and after that the honey kind of tastes weird. And twinkies [I]do[/I] spoil. It just takes a while.[/FONT][/QUOTE] Actually, the honey tastes best that way! Stale Cheetos are the best... No school tomorrow!:catgirl:

Okay, so this one made me doubt my sanity even more than usual. Sleep paralysis again. I was lying on my bed, looking around for the shadowy thing that showed up in my last two episodes. But it wasn't there. I looked all around, but could see nothing out of the ordinary in my room. Suddenly, I got the feeling I was being watched. I looked at the foot of my bed where the shadowy thing was sitting the first time, but still it wasn't there. Then I looked up. I saw a very small, faint, far away looking face. It was brilliantly white, but it looked very unreal. It was like a disfigured theater mask. Scared out of my wits, I tried to look away, but could not. So I closed my eyes, hoping it would go away. But it seemed as if the face was imprinted on the inside of my eyelids, for it was now closer and clearer. I opened my eyes again, but the face was still there at the same level as it had been when my eyes were closed. I tried so hard to scream, but I couldn't. Then, I felt as if I were floating out of my body. I somehow made my way toward the window away from my bed. I stared at my body, watching myself writhe pathetically. Afraid that the white face was still in my room, I stayed as quiet as I could. I considered my options. Should I run? How? And where? I was very upset that I couldn't think of anything to do in such as situation, when I suddenly was back in my body and I shot up in my bed. I was sweating a series of rivers down my back, and felt very cold and scared. I was afraid to look up, fearing I would see the face again. Then, I heard a noise coming from the small window by my bed. I jumped a good 5 feet out of the bed and across the room. I still heard the sound of the window screen being lightly tapped. I don't know how, but I made it back to my bed and looked out the window. It was the same Great Horned Owl that had kept me up all night a couple weeks ago with its never ending tapping and hooting. I ignored it, having had enough weirdness for one night, then turned on every light in my room and waited for morning. Now, the window by my bed sits on the roof. And there has been snow for a while. I swear I'm not making this up or trying to deceive anyone in anway, but there were no tracks in the snow on the roof. My friend thinks that perhaps more snow covered up the tracks, and I hope she's right. I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight.

I'm pretty sure this is on topic, but tell me if it's not, please... Could someone please explain to me how to insert a picture into my posts so that I don't have to use thumbnails for everything?:confused:

I have recently been re-reading [U]The Mysterious Benedict Society[/U] series. I love these books, but I'm annoyed at the lack of recognition and fanbase. But then again, would I still be able to comfortably enjoy it if it were as big as [U]Twilight[/U] or something? Sometimes books are like songs on a radio. You can love the song with all your might, but when it gets overplayed, more often than not, it loses its charm.:animesigh

[quote name='Inuyasha Fandom']:animesmil I'm trying, and that's all i can do.[/QUOTE] You are the bravest person I know right know, Inu.

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]We don't stock Cakesters at my house stale from under the bed or otherwise, so here have a lovely decorated by my daughter cupcake instead. Just watch out because she licked her fingers before applying the M&Ms and cinnamon dots.[/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE] Do you realize that now every time I hear or read 'Cakesters', my teeth feel gritty?:animedepr I'll take the cupcake, though!:animesmil

[FONT= Comic Sans MS][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Yellow"]OBNOXIOUS 2,000th POST!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] I'm so proud.:animesmil

Latin forever!!! We get to learn about gladiators next! Went with some rectangular glasses that gave me a pretty decent range of view, but I don't get them until Friday...:animesigh I just had the best salad ever! And I hate salad! Lots of cheese, rice and shredded pork!:catgirl:

[quote name='Sara'][font=helvetica]Are all of your malapropisms inside jokes?[/font][/QUOTE] A good majority are. And are all of your posts sad attempts to humiliate someone you don't even know over the internet? Still can't figure out how to get pictures into my posts, so look below!:catgirl: I can't imagine what would happen if they had a leak over that...:animedepr

Looks painful... O_O Glasses apointment today! I'll FNALLY be getting new ones after waiting about 7 months since my usual update month... Not sure what kind to get, though... I think I'll stick with rectangular ones, but then again, round ones seem to give me a larger range of vision... Argh... This candy I'm eating tastes like cough drops...:animedepr

[quote name='Cat']I just had to do this today. Luckily I was wearing dark jeans. I hated having to use toilet paper as a substitute. I'm glad there I had no more classes today. I thought Colleges had those pad and tampon dispensers in their bathrooms. Now that I'm thinking about it I have seen many dispensers in bathrooms now. Has anyone else notice these things seem to be disappearing in public bathrooms?[/QUOTE] I am very surprised at the lack of those despensers in my high school... Especially when I end up having to use tolet paper as a substitute...:animedepr

Home, sweet home, Inu's back!:catgirl: We were worried sick! Glad you're doin' okay!

So remember how I'm failing algebra? Well, I got a test back today... [COLOR="Magenta"]89%!!![/COLOR]:excited:

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]By holding an apple the wrong way and forgetting that knives tend to gravitate towards anything made of living flesh instead of going straight down like they're supposed to.[/FONT][/QUOTE] I once did that with an avacado, but knives are a little friendlier toward me, so it just speared my palm instead of splicing open my finger like what happened to you.

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Anyone remember that SNL sketch with Dan Aykroyd as Julia Child? Where he chopped his own thumb open? I just butterflied my ring finger. I had no idea your hand contained this much blood. DX[/FONT][/QUOTE] How did you manage to do that?!:animedepr