chibi-master

Tonight I made a blaket fort and watched a crappy Disney movie while sitting inside with my doggy. And lemon squares. Life is good when you do things you know you might be entirely too old for. Though I don't think anyone is old enough to quit making blanket forts. In fact, go try it. Now.

Wolf had finished washing the dishes and was headed up the stairs to the children's rooms when the doorbell rang. He went to the door and opened it slightly. "May I help you?" he asked uncertainly. A man in uniform flashed a badge at him. "Shell City Police Department. We need to ask you a few questions about some vigilante," the man stated with a commanding voice. "May we come in?" "Uhm... I think so... Might I ask my superior first? I'm not sure if she would think you might scare the children...," Wolf mumbled. "Go ahead." "Ms. Linda! May I speak with you for a moment?!" Wolf called. Linda came out of her office and marched over to the door. "What is it, Wolf?" "The police are here. They have a few questions. About a vigilante." "Then let 'em in! We don't teach these children to fear the police, just respect 'em!" "Yes, ma'am." And with that, Wolf opened the door. "Please come in." They sat in Linda's office. The man that flashed his badge at Wolf started. "We've recieved some reports about a suspicious person that we believe to be a vigilante. Guy dressed in all black except for his mask. Looks like a crying mask like in theaters or something. Bunch of feathers off the top of it. Have you seen anyone like this?" Wolf stiffened. Was some vigilante prowling near his home? He watched the area better than anyone ever could, so what would be the point of another vigilante being there? And why hadn't he noticed such a person? "I assure you, sir, if anyone of a suspicious nature had been sighted by me or anyone else in this orphanage, I would have all the children safely in their rooms and your department here in a heartbeat. It bothers me that such an odd person was wandering about the area without my noticing it, actually," Wolf growled. The policeman nodded and smiled. "Good boy, you got working here, Ms. Linda. He's on the police's side," the offcer praised. "He's on the orphanage's side, sir. I saw no man walking around with feathers sprouting out his head either, so is that all you wanted?" Linda asked coldly. "Yes, ma'am, that will be all. Thank you for your time." And with that, the officers left.

It's December. I live in one of the most snowy places on the planet. There is only a dusting outside at present. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Tonight I watched Bolt with my doggy. We both disliked it except for the parts with the hamster, Rhino. My doggy, Tucker spent most of the movie barking at the flashy-movie-picture-thang.:animesigh So apparently my coughing became so violent that I accidentally bruised my ribs. Time for doctor? Maybe. I do not enjoy the company of people with sharp, pointy needles that they enjoy jabbing into my soft, fleshy arms. I like people with stuffed animals, though.

So apparently I got my monthly surprise today. The pain came in the middle of watching a movie. Actress: ONOZ! So-and-so is tied to the train tracks and will die if we do- Me Interrupting: MY STOMAAACH! WHY, GAWD, WHYYY?! AAAAAUGH!!!!! Needless to say, I'm on enough Ibruprofen to stun a water buffalo now.:animedepr

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]Hmm. I believe someone needs to be reminded of his place.[/FONT][/QUOTE] Mommy, stop yelling at Daddy!:animecry: [/stupid reference that no one will get]

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][spoiler]Must be your time of the month.[/spoiler][/FONT][/QUOTE] I just stated at the bottom of the post that it wasn't. EDIT: And I forgot to mention that posts like yours can only be pulled off by Mr. Maul. Nice try, though.

FINALLY!!!!! Awesome, as usual, with a twist that broke my neck!:catgirl: You're paying medical bills, by the way. Anyway, *clapclapclap*

As you can probably tell, this thread is for your menstrual complaints, women! I would like to make something very clear: [B]Unless you are contributing to the thread in some way, no males. No one wants to hear your insensitive and juvenile comments that usually take the form of: "woman are so stupid they don't know people only should bleed when they get hitted with manly rocket launcher lolroflcopter!1!!!" If you have something that is not insulting or sexist to add, please do so.[/B]:animesmil Now then, I am happy to say that I am not yet on my period. But I believe it will be coming next week. Oh hell... To all of you unfortunate OB members on their cycles, please feel free to voice your agony and rightful complaints right here.:catgirl:

[quote name='Rachmaninoff'][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]The only thing I'm wondering at this point, is why chibi didn't immediately start making threads to cover the 'other' aspects. [/FONT][/QUOTE] Because shut up. [/maturity]

A part of me just died inside, Rach...

The new guy, Eric just tried to run me over with the forklift, milord. Unfortunately, I had to "handle" him through the extreme misuse of a Barbie doll. I assume that means I have to work morning shifts for a month again, as well as make cementation arrangements for Mr. Eric's "funeral" that will aid in the foundation of Fernando's fountain?:animedepr On another note, did you know that a Barbie doll can go right though a guy's ear, if you stick the doll in feet first?

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]You do realize that the only reason you don't get this level of his wrath is because you're self-admittedly near the bottom of his minion totem pole. Just sayin'.[/FONT][/QUOTE] .....Why the heck would I want to be anywhere near his wrath, you fool?! :o 'Tis better to work quietly at the bottom, knowing that you are the base for the grand organization that is Gavin's Empire!:catgirl: Aaanyway, no snow day. Just really cold. Then my bus broke down as it got to the school at the end of the day, so everyone was standing out in the snow instead of going home. I asked, at some point, "Ma'am, why can we not at least sit in the bus to keep warm until the substitute bus comes? It's right over freaking there, not 3 yards away!" The answer was this: "...Just stand there." This caused a massive riot of frozen teenagers with the powers granted by hormones, and a few with those granted by steroids. Scary stuff.:animedepr

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And I'm up for a Monthly thread if it gets said anti-man rage out of the PRP. :p[/FONT][/QUOTE] I'M ON IT. Also, maybe guys should have a kidney stones thread or an "I just got hit/kicked/whatever form of physical torment in the nuts!" thread.:animesmil

A small girl was curled up behind a chair in a dirty apartment. A short, stout lady towered over her squatting figure. "Time to eat, child...," the woman chuckled. The girl knew what that meant. It had been a week since her kidnapping and there used to be two other children in the apartment. But every time the hideous lady uttered those words, one disappeared with her and the screaming began, the children never to be seen again. Now there was only the girl left. "P-please, ma'am... I want to go home to Mommy and Daddy... Please!" the little girl sobbed, resisting the woman's attempts to drag her to her feet. The woman slapped the child harshly. The child started to scream, so the woman raised her hand again. Suddenly, the woman fell over, letting go of the child. The little girl looked up to see what at first looked like a figure of brilliant white light. The woman's head gushed blood from the back, but the girl could not tear her eyes away from her saviour. "A-! Are you an a-angel?" the girl asked innocently. "No. A real angel would have saved the other children as well. Bus as you can see, i am quite late. Not late enough that I couldn't help you, though," the white being said in a deep and calming voice. He scooped the child up in his arms and carried her out of the grimy apartment. Using a series of fire escapes, he managed to get the girl home, opening her window and setting her on her bed. "Now go wake your parents and tell them you're home," the Ghost instructed. "Will you still be here when I get back? Will I ever see you again? Will you say hi to Mommy and Daddy?" the girl asked. "The answer to all of those questions is no, I'm afraid. Now go on, little one. And be careful!" And with that, the Ghost disappeared into the night. ____________________________________________________________________ Wolf Owen awoke very tired the next morning. He turned over on his dumpy little matress on the concrete floor of his shack that he lived in on the grounds of the orphanage. Staring at the clock, the bright green numbers read six in the morning. He got up, put on his wig and contacts, got dressed and headed into the orphanage kitchen to prepare the children's breakfasts. At seven, a rush of sleepy youngsters flooded into the dining room area. "Hey, Owen, did you read the paper?" Linda, the founder of the orphanage asked, placing the paper in his lap. "Apparently, the little girl, Minnie Kaythol was found this morning in her own home. Seems that she was rescued by the Ghost," she added, nonchalantly placing her dark, short, braided, beaded hair behind her ears. "They also found her kidnapper, some crazy woman that ate children. That crazy killed three of 'em!" "Linda, please keep such information a bit more hidden from the children. It might upset them," Wolf mumbled quietly. "Ah, you're right, hun. Anyway, don't forget that you promised me you'd get all the kids to clean their rooms and such! I expect it done by dinner!" Linda reminded, loud enough that all the children at the table could hear her. They all groaned in protest, but one glare from Linda's dark eyes was enough to condemn your soul to Hell, so they quickly shut up. "When you're all done, we'll all have Funtime in the playroom!" Wolf announced, making every kids ears perk up. They all wolfed down thir food and ran to clean their rooms. Wolf sighed with a smile and began to clean dishes. When he was done, he would go and make sure no one needed assistance with cleaning. And then he would go about his day, waiting for night to come so that he could rescue the children of Shell City.

*NOMs popcorn* This is freaking better than late-night television!:catgirl:

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Strange is your choice to talk like Yoda when your employer is a Sith Lord.[/FONT][/QUOTE] I killed Yoda and stole his speech patterns in order to torment those that oppose us and happen to like Yoda. As for the immortality serum, Fernando in packaging and shipping has already invented such a thing and Gavin is immortal as it is.

[quote name='Sangome'][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE=1]Well now I know to never work at Wal-Mart.[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] Futile is your resistance. :whoops: There's a slight chance that my school will issue a snow day tomorrw. I hope they dooo...

PSH. I'm not getting a funeral. Such luxurious things are only for the highest ranking employees. I'm more like the disgusting little lump of chibi goo that licks his shoes clean. I get to be dumped at the side of a highway with nice scenery, if I'm lucky.

So apparently, I'm on the honor roll. With a 72 in Math. Wait...huh? Well, maybe it's set off by the fact that every other grade of mine is above a 95... And actually, I am also the essence of chibi-ness, sooo...yeah... I need to trim my bangs...too...long...

Apparently my alarm didn't go off. And the cold medicine I took for the black lung I got from working in Gavin's mines of Wal-Mart joy made me oversleep. Neither of my parents can pick me up. My Dad's nonchalant words were: "Well, I guess you're missing school then, huh?" I suppose I should be happy, seeing as I am still trying to keep from coughing so hard my trachea obtains a giant hole in the side of it. That would be bad.

I finally have access to community chat. I am causing havoc at present.

Meh. I think it's fine as long as your girlfriend is okay with it, right? *shrug*

Why is it anyone's business what was going on in his personal life? Why does anyone care? What is the point of airing out his dirty laundry in front of anyone with a television set?! Because it jumped out at him. *imagines wannabe-mugger tree*

[quote name='Stephanie'][size=1][proceeds to randomly trip someone down the stairs] I'm bored. Entertain me.[/size][/QUOTE] *sprouts neon yellow wings and flies circles around your head* How's that? And in case you're wondering why I chose neon yellow, it's because that is the color of the Wal-Mart happy face of false security.:animesmil

My snow is melting...along with my snow puppies...and my very detailed snow mini-replica of Tokyo...