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I drove a lot today. I think I'm really improving! I just need to work on turning into parking lots and driveways...

[quote name='(â??ï¾?ã?®ï¾?)â??' timestamp='1318136278' post='709844'] [color="#008080"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"]ahahaha Look up salad fingers. It will help you forget about Slender Man. :3[/font][/size][/color] [/quote] Seen it. But Salad Fingers won't kidnap me in the middle of the night without a face. I am so tired. Why did I do this to myself? I knew this would happen! You know what? I'm going to sleep now. With all the lights on. And J-Pop playing on high volume.

Why do I insist on looking up stuff like Slender Man right before I go to sleep?!

Whoa. I fell asleep at 4 p.m. and woke up at 7:30 a.m. That did not go as planned. O_O I kind of wish I hadn't skipped the pep rally yesterday. On the plus side, I didn't have to sit through an hour of nonsensical speeches or cheerleaders. I did, however, have to sit through an hour of babbling from a freshman boy. He decided to spend the hour talking about how he hates frogs and people.

The telemarketers that call my house are suprisingly rude. They shouldn't even be calling since I'm on the same 'do not call' list. After being stuck in my head all summer, I have finally hunted down this song that I remember from a birthday party when I was seven or something... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY[/media]

[quote name='CaNz' timestamp='1317638683' post='709741'] What do you mean beginners? Don't insult my little sister! [size="2"]At least she knows that you are supposed to put commas inside of the quotation marks. [/size] [/quote] I'm not insulted at all, silly! XD I try not to make too many grammar and/or spelling mistakes if I can help it... However, I know that I probably mess up a lot without realizing it.

[quote name='James' timestamp='1317601177' post='709735'] [font=palatino linotype] The funny thing is, I know that schools are supposed to impart all this information, but I wonder how these sorts of topics don't come up in people's homes. I mean, if you have the news on TV even and they talk about rebellion... don't kids ask their parents what it means? [/font] [/quote] From what I've gathered so far, all they watch is MTV or something of the sort. No news stations. No newspapers. No books. They don't care. I guess I have no room to talk though. I hate politics, but for the last year I've been doing more research into it. After all, I'm going to need to be well-read if I plan on voting in the presidential election next year (I'll be just old enough to do so!). I hate going dress-shopping with my friends. It feels so awkward. How do I gently let someone know that their "dream dress" looks like it has only enough fabric to be a washcloth. Or that the amount of sequins makes them look like a walking disco-ball. And just how do I bring about the topic of their shoes, which look like the ones Santa's elves wear? UGH! Friends tell friends all these things! But I don't want to hurt their feelings! At the same time, I don't want them to waste their money on something that will make them look like a circus clown!

[quote name='Hummy' timestamp='1317486569' post='709701'] [color="#DDA0DD"][font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]I say it's time for cake![/font][/color] [IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/SunfallE/Suite%20Precure/tumblr_ls30q81Vxp1qfiijmo1_250.gif[/IMG] [/quote] Aaaaand now I'm hungry beyond mere words.

[quote name='James' timestamp='1317356207' post='709675'] [font=palatino linotype]Wow, this girl sounds almost Palinesque in her ignorance. What year of school are we talking about here? And where are her parents? I'd like to personally flog them.[/font] [/quote] She is in her 3rd year of high school. 11th grade. Today she asked what a rebellion was. The worst part? Everyone in the class started agreeing that they didn't know either. I think I'm going to need some help to make it through the year.

Today I found out that my Chemistry class is full of bronies. The teacher was explaining that we had no homework. Then she added, "Now remember, that's a rarity!" Then, this huge guy screams out, "WRONG! She's a unicorn!" Everyone turns around to stare at him before exploding into who their favorite pony is. I think only about 5 or 6 people had no idea what we were talking about. I feel really bad for our teacher, since she had a hard time calming us all down... All thanks to word choice. Also, I really wish I had taken A.P. U.S. History instead of the regular class. Obviously, everyone in the class is a junior. With that in mind, while we were talking about unrest in the colonies, some girl asks, "What's a protest?" I thought she was joking. NOPE. This girl had no clue what a protest was. Or what "unrest" meant. The textbooks have impossibly short and uninformative chapters as well. I eventually coerced an A.P. teacher into letting me use his textbook so that I could actually learn something. I'm checking to see if I can transfer into his class during the same period.

My sister's cat is starting to get scary. She can open doors by swinging on the knobs, and yesterday I woke up and she was sitting on me, staring at my face. What the heck, kitty?

iTunes, you crafty little devil. I can't buy any Aladdin soundtracks with Robin Williams in it unless I buy the entire album? You fiend!

[quote name='Allamorph' timestamp='1317067403' post='709614'] [FONT=Calibri]So ... completely ineffectual [i]and[/i] a logical fallacy? I bet he's proud to have friends who are so generous with their complements.[/FONT] [/quote] [center][img]http://explorepharma.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/aloe-skin-gel.jpg[/img] [/center]

[quote name='Allamorph' timestamp='1317017387' post='709601'] [FONT=Calibri]A funny thing happened to me while I was writing that post. I wanted to find a good-sounding synonym....[/FONT] [center][img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/9/25/e5cf9849-f27b-4c4c-ba0d-6737b7e7532e.jpg[/img][/center] [/quote] I... I just don't... BUT HOW?!

[quote name='Allamorph' timestamp='1316990869' post='709592'] [FONT=Calibri][spoiler]Oh the hell with it. She was fat. And not in the "ten pounds more than Tyra Banks' favorite supermodel apprentice" sort of 'fat' rubbish. Not large or heavyset or big-boned or plump or portly or rotund; I know several people from each category, and they are healthy, happy individuals. I mean she was [I]fat[/I]. Blubberous. Well-larded. She had a tiny, petite face and underlying frame, and it looked like her body had run out of room twenty years ago and just started going "...****, I got no place to put all this extra ****. Stick it â?? aw hell, stick it over there, I'll deal with it when I can." And, according to my colleagues, she stank, in the 'Meh, I'd shower, but I'm not gonna be out long, and I'm just gonna sit on the couch all day; why bother?' way that is unique to people of that ... disposition. My [i]gosh[/i] was she fat.[/spoiler] [/FONT] [/quote] Well, thank you, Alla. You've just caused me to snort a very decent milkshake. *icecreamheadacheforever* [quote name='(â??ï¾?ã?®ï¾?)â??' timestamp='1317001673' post='709599'] [color="#008080"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"]I think it might have. I just know it was playing only for a very limited time in select theaters. andlol, I just looked it up. Looks like it is still playing until the 30th. I wonder if my brother will see it with me. :3 Or at least my sister-in-law.[/font][/size][/color] [/quote] YES! YES! YES! *is determined to see it*

I'm sure there are some very good Religious Ed. teachers out there, but I got the one that insists that Spongebob and throw pillows are agents of the devil. Not even taking that out of context.