Ryuzaki40

True. It seems like most everyone agrees on Speed Racer and Pokemon. Anyway, does anyone know where I could find free downloadable episodes of these anime?

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff] Another one of course is [B]Pokemon[/B]- seriously it cannot take over a decade to catch them all! Even if you had to catch one plus all it's evolutions. I tried to watch it this morning with my daughter and immediately decided to go back to watching Full House on the ABC Family channel. That's how horrid it is now. I'll think of more later.[/color][/QUOTE] Ya, I agree. one of the first anime I'm reviewing is Pokemon. IT JUST SUCKS SO BAD, and I can't wait to review the infamous "jelly donut" scene. (for those who don't know, there's one scene in pokemon where you have to compare the japanese to the english badly. Here's what i mean: Japanese: Rice ball rolls down hill. 4Kids: Sandwich rolls down hill (IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE??? At least they actually replace the rice ball with the sandwich) Japanese: Brock eats rice ball, says it's good. 4Kids: BROCK EATS THE SAME RICEBALL, IT LOOKS THE SAME AS THE JAPANESE, AND HE SAYS HOW HE LOVES JELLY DONUTS! AND NOT ONLY DOES HE SAY THIS, BUT HE SAYS THE WORDS "JELLY DOUNUT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THOSE FEW SCENTENCES, LIKE HE'S TRYING TO HAMMER IT IN THAT ITS A JELLY DONUT! WHY JELLY DONUTS? WH NOT RICEBALLS? WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT? So yea, you get the idea

Hey, I was wondering if I could ask a favor. I'm starting a nostalgia critic-like review, which, for those who don't know, would mean I review good anime, and then review bad anime and make jokes about them, criticize them, and point out flaws. I was wondering if anyone here could give me some anime ideas that most otaku or anime fans in general consider bad or controversial. If anyone can help me, I would greatly appreciate it. Here are the requirements: 1. The anime must be dubbed. 2. The anime must be online, like on Youtube, where I could download it free. I prefer to get the anime free over buying it, especially if it's a bad anime. 3. The anime CANNOT be hentai, yaoi, yuri, harem, or overly bloody or pornagraphic. Some examples of what I wouldn't want would be Gantz, Bible Black, Elfin Lied, or anything else that, using common sense, would be considered innapropriate. 4. The anime can be a good or bad anime. 5. For a bad anime, 4 or more of these things would make it bad enough. The more these things on this list are in a certain anime, the better it would be to review. These things are: Lack of consistency Strange or out of place lines Plotholes, the bigger, the better controversial material bad manga to anime or anime to movie adaptations unfunny or akward jokes that leave an akward pause jokes that, when listened to a second time, sound threatening or sound like they're referencing sex.(especially if the anime is for younger kids) For a younger kids anime like yugioh or pokemon, scenes of extremley deppressing dialouge, situations, and especially REALLY depressing music (like death note's sad music or naruto's sad music) For a younger kids anime, lots of violence or implied violence (such as during the pokemon movie, where mewto burns the lab, where you can infer that he left all the scientists to burn alive in a horrible death. A KIDS MOVIE!) For a 4Kids anime, there are three words: CENSORSHIP CENSORSHIP CENSORSHIP! It would also be good if the censored and uncensored version are online. (such as the infamous 4Kids version of one piece) Jokes that seem to be ripping off other anime or other shows or people (especially when ripping off bad anime or people or shows) situations, lines, or characters that seem to be ripping off other anime/shows/people References/jokes about real life, espescially when they aren't funny (like in the pokemon movie, where ash mentions the minnesota vikings) Jokes or happy lines that show up right after something horrible happened. (for example, let's say that naruto was murdered, and then it goes right to a party. Kinda like that) Akward editing that leaves you wondering what happened. A lot of coincidences ( like how in naruto where he always is hit and hit and still has strength to fight, or a very powerful or scary or bad *** monster being beaten easily or quickly) I know I said it before, but I'm saying it again: LACK OF CONSITENCY aka PLOTHOLES! PLOTHOLES! PLOTHOLES! Especially from episode to episode, season to season, or even from one part of the episode to another part of the same episode (like unexplained charecters showing up at the last minute to help in a fight or using powers that you never see them talk about or use before) ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING IS EXPOSITION. IN A MOVIE, SOMETIMES THEY EXPLAIN THE STORY A BIT FOR NOOBS TO CATCH ON, USUALLY USING FLASHBACKS OR EXPOSITING IT THROUGH THEIR THOUGHTS. BUT SOMETIMES, THIS MESSES UP, AND THEY GO AND EXPLAIN AND EXPLAIN AND THEY TALK SO MUCH AND TAKE SO MUCH TIME SETTING UP THE PLOT AND HELPING NOOBS CATCH UP, YOU GET BORED BY THE TIME THE ACTION STARTS, OR YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING ELSE. Fake climaxes, such as in Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, where the trailer builds up this HUGE suspense to who this hidden guy is, and then they show it's Rufus RIGHT AWAY, so there isn't any build up or fun in guessing. Last, but definitely not least, UNAPPEALING VISUALS. This can be bad desgin on the part of the editors ( like movements that seem impossible or stiff) as well as lack of voice talent on the part of voice actors, that don't convey enough or convey too much emotion ( like sounding happy during a horrible situation, or seemingly not caring about someone's death, or caring too much, like having so much emotion in their voice that it sounds like it was completely faked). PLEASE MAKE SURE THE ANIME YOU RECOMEND HAS 4 or more of these things THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP PS. I might not be able to review Akira since it's rated R. Also please don't mention anime that everyone knows will suck, and they don't expect it to be serious ( like Bobobo bo bo bo bo) Please don't mention one certain genre of anime, since you might like what others don't, like don't mention sci fi, western, horror in general. Mention specific anime. THAKN YOU ALL!

Actually, I will be creating a new abridged movie soon. Its so top secret that I can't tell ANYONE, but it will be out on youtube in a month or so. I'll put up a link when its done