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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Son Goten [/i] [B][color=red][b]it would be profane if i didn't star it out.[/b][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] If you didn't star it out then it would have been excluded from your post like any other swear word is. Does that make it any better? On the topic; good comebacks always form in my head at exactly the moment that it's too late to say them. I don't know what the problem is; arguments with my parents, fighting with my friends. Nothing. Draw a blank. 5 minutes later i'm full of them. I don't get it.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Justin [/i] [B] Cell: the Rock...so long as he dies quickly and doesn't interupt my theatrical experience. Mr. Popo: Someone with a good sun tan. Garlic: Any random dwarf will do. The Spice Boys: The Spice Girls with surgury... -Justin [/B][/QUOTE] :laugh: . Haha, well done Justin. You've brought a smile to my face. I think that this movie's going to be pretty damn crap unless they get some good special effects cranking. The hair, especially Goku's, will be hard to do without looking completely wrong, though Teenage Gohan's hair will be fairly easy to achieve. Lots of explosions and they need a good story line, not a remake of DBZ already done...that's tautological, isn't it? Anywho, i'm going to see it anyway, just so i can praise how good it is or cry at what they've done to it. jj.;)
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Alan face had not ceased to smile, his stepsdancing along with a significant skip in them....he whistled a long lost ditty, and smiled even more.... Peri: What's up with him? Chole: Looks like the boy got a little something last night... Liam: So what? it's just sex Chole: Not with a goddess it isnt'.... Liam: ohhhh....bastard.....
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Alan muttered darkly.....By the gods i hope this works... Light began to play about theri faces, with every breath of Peregrine's growing stronger and brighter. Strange winds were blowing, and the whispering in their ears was unsettling. It was as if the spirits of the world had converged at this point and place. Still Peri danced, faster and more furious, the dance becoming a manic celebration of the right of Viper to be a god. If it were to work, Peri would have to subjugate herself to Viper's will completely, if only for a moment. In that moment, in Viper's sudden realisation of the omnipotence of the gods, she would decide their fates by the strength of Peri's devotion to her. If she decided that the power was intoxicating enough to kill, then they were all doomed. None more so than Peri however. For Viper would own her soul.
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" High school being taken over by terrorists?! What in God's name for?" The group turned to face the newcomer, whilst the commanding officer sighed long and loud. "Chris, for god's sake, do you ALWAYS have to be the late one of the group?" Chris ignored the question, concentrating instead on the long-legged femme standing haughtily in front of him. "Are you tired?" he asked her, a well known pickup line coming to mind....
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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackazz
asar replied to Sephiroth's topic in General Discussion
Is this like that that Kenny rogers show? my friend had downloaded a whole collection of their skits of the net, and when i saw them i could not speak for at least 10 minutes after i saw them. It was the funniest thing that i had seen in a long time..One of my favourites was the dairy products skit "I was raised on the dairy, b***t". It's amazing how far stupidity can get you these days. -
"Viper, why did you have to be so stupid!" Alan seethed with barely dissipated rage at the circumstances they were in. Viper had been crushed, Peri had cuts all over her, his arm was almost broken thanks to the impact of sword on bone, Liam was consoling his bone dragon which has suffered extensive injury, and Chole was...was......perfectly FINE! That smug bastard.....if he wasn't carrying Viper so delicately he'd wipe the smile off his face. He exhaled...fighting his long lost twin would help no one. Least of all Viper. "How," he asked through clenched teeth "exactly do you repair an immortal body which has sustained damage which would kill an ordinary one?? Does it continue to exist as it is, for eternity?"
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He had been walking for hours, or days, or minutes, he wasn't sure. He trudged, clutching his side with one arm, his breath coming in wheezes and gasps. Long ago he had counted how many ribs had been broken, seven, with three on the right shatterred he felt beyond the body's natural ability to heal them. But Rojin's had evolved, or so he thought. He had been sure that they would win. The army had stood on the plain, proud and stong, banners fluttering in the wind as was their only purpose. When they had gone Oozaru, and charged, it was their day. Their victory. But now....all was lost. He had reached the site of the battle, and the sight broke his heart. Once more that day he fell to his knees, and wept, bitter bitter tears. They had sufferred so much, so unjustly.....was their any good in this place?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NirFan72 [/i] [B]Prettty Fast,but possible[/B][/QUOTE] Possible??? Not in this century. Keep in mind the incredible amounts of pressure that travelling at high speeds put on objects, and then times that by several million! An atom has something like 100,000 pounds of pressure per square millimetre on it, though that figure isn't exactly right.
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hey thanks for that!! it cleared quite a few worry lines away. One other question though....is the impression i get that goku and pikkon are stonger than the grand kai correct? he seems pretty worried at their level of power.
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The fangs sank exruciatingly slowly into his windpipe, and he knew he was finished.... Then they stopped, and he fell to the floor. The beast had disappeared from the face of the earth, and her words, hanging in the still air, were all that remained of her..... "I leave these marks on your neck as a promise to you Rojin.... I find you..... And you will die next time....." Alderaann wept bitter tears, and punded the ground, slowly going out of his mind
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Einstein said that time is relative, and as this theory is yet to be proven untrue, from his Theory of Relativity the following hypothesis has been drawn. If you take identical twins, and send one of them in a spacecraft around the sun, and the other remains on earth, tthen when the spacecraft twin returns to earth he will be younger than the one who remained. I guess this is a form of time travel.... There is also a book by Michael Crighton, of Jurassic Park fame, which is based on some of the latest time travel theories, which he discusses at the end of the book. It involves scanning humans at the atomic level and transporting these signals through "bubbles" miniscule gaps in the fabric of the space/time continuum. Then the person is then spat out by the 'reasemmbly' machine on the other side, which prtesumably was sent ahead of them. It sound interesting, and is much more detailed than i have explained, and also a great deal more plausible Lastly, why haven't there been any time travellers yet? Because if it's been invented then surely they'll have returned already....maybe it's because we aren't interesting enough.
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this is a question which has been bugging me because i missed that whole section....What did goku and gohan do in the ROST to stay super-saiya-jin for the whole time when they exited? Thanks for your help
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: okay people....move along now, nothing to see here.... damn! where did THAT come from chika?!?! haha...made me laugh though...hung like a horse.......:D
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i just visited dragonballz.com and they have an update on the movie there. You have to click the enter button or something, i forgot, so that the window pops up, and then scroll through the links. Apparently Fox are going to be doing it
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mmmm-hmm. just don't make me grovel first....;)
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Farquad(referring to Shrek): Ugh..it's hideous Shrek(looking at Donkey): Now that's not very nice...e's just a donkey - - -- - - Fiona: What are you doing!? Shrek: Saving my ***! - - - -- - -- - Fiona: You're meant to charge in here, sword drawn, banners blazing (etcetc) like all the other knights did Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flames
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hmmmm...what to do...what to do....a giant bat-demon-witch-magician-woman-psycho-saiyan has her claw slowly pluging into my throat, whilst she threatens to drink my still warm blood. I gotta say, this situation has got me completely stumped...so for the moment i'll walk away and when i get back, i won't mind if i'm not dying......
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RicoTranzrig [/i] [B]OoC: LoL... ~~~~~~~~~~ [i]Chole and Peri walked back out into the dusty path and waited for their horses to come.[/i][/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Chole: You gotta lota spunk in you! [/QUOTE] Rico.....are you doing this on purpose???? Oris it just me being sick??:laugh:
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As he lay in agony, reports came streaming in from his sub-commanders, all of them hysterical and practically incoherant. "We've been wiped out" they screamed, until one by one they faded to static. "And the rest, is silence" quoted Raiha, seeing his visible distress. Then she moved on him.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RicoTranzrig [/i] [B][COLOR=darkblue][i]...mating season.[/i] haha, seems like this entire thread has been one, long mating season. Not that i mind...c'mere, Viper. grrrr;) - - - - - - -- - -- - -- - - - - -- - -- - --- - Alan:Soooo, where are we off to now. Peri: The desert Alan. Desolation. Isolation. Alan: Constipation Peri: Huh? Chole: Procreation Peri: Mutilation Chole and Alan: Wha..? Viper: Shut-the-****-up-and-get-on-with-it-a-lation Alan: Stupid Viper, ruining all my fun Viper::flaming:
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Thoughts played about in the back of Alderaan's now primal mind. Mainly they were concerned with punching, kicking, and killing, but a small section told him more sophisticated things. They whispered things about a tournament, long since passed, and an anomaly in that tournament. A fighter who would not die, would not lay down, even when their opponent broke their neck. Who would not stop. This thing he fought reminded him of that fighter.
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Liam wasnt having the best day of his life. Not only had he just had an incredibly bad sleep, but now that everyone was paired off with each other, he was almost completely ignored. Normally, these trivial human things wouldn't annoy him, but it was just so SAPPY! Words that didn't make any sense keep floating around, things like "snookums" "wubby-bubby" and the worst of all.... "kissy-boo". He snorted in contempt. At least he would never have to go through such things. Alan on the other hand was having the time of his life. Everything he smelt was her, and everything he saw was her. He kept pretty much silent the entire time they were getting ready, merely content to take in the vibe that was floating around. The love vibe;) However, something troubled him, as it had from the start. What was her real name? Surely she wasn't born "Viper", and as far as he could, in his love-drowned state could tell, it didn't suit her. He was about to ask her, when Liam's distinctive whistle pierced the air. Something was up....
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Thoughts raced through Alderaan's brain, as he slowly slipped into unconciousness..... ......The Sundering of the Saiyan race...... ......The Exodus from civilisation........ ......The Evolution from Saiyan, to so much more than that..... .......The Resistance Movement..... .......The War of Reclamation........ And now...now he, the Resistance leader, destined to command the Rojiin's in their hour of glory...was being slowly strangled to death by a she-bit_ch out in the middle of nowhere. Something was very wrong with the order of things. Rage began to build. At first it was cold and dark, but as the life slowly seeped out of him, it grew. And grew. Fierce, furious, powerful energies began to form, deep in his mind. It surged, and screamed about him, seeking an outlet for it's power. As the last seconds ticked down till his death, it found it. A primal roar issued from his throat still clamped by fiendish fingers, which thundered across the plain. It carried with it his reason, his mental capacity, for anything but death. Savage and brutal, Alderaan had regressed psychologically into a killing machine, and the energies which flowed around him were dark and frightening. Raiha found herself in increasing difficulty as she tried to grip this...this beast. The playing fields had been most comprehensively levelled....it would now more than ever be a fight to the death.
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Wow.. very nice Viper..very nice. I'm pleased to see you picked up on my..ah...[I]hints[/I], so to speak!:D