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YEAH!.... I mean... Nuh uhh... I think I am going to try and photoshop a baby seal onto a kitten...

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]Like my mother said at the end of her third trimester, it's all in the delivery.[/FONT][/quote] pssssh! that one was actually clever, i may be laughing but that joke wasnt very ...Punny.

hope my audition is not too late, I'd really like to get into something new. Name: Benjamin Gato Vigilante Name: Deaths Deputy Age: 32 Gender: Male Costume Appearance: A Dark brown trench coat, a buttoned blue shirt and rugged blue jeans. He always has a pair of belts with a gun holsters apiece, draped around his waste in a criss-cross pattern. he has leather boots and gloves and a bright silver star badge close to his heart. his mask is a red bandana that gives the illusion of the lower half of a skull. Appearance: he has a large muscular frame, black hair but showing many signs of graying. he has a full mustache and bushy eyebrows. Weapon: two colt magnum revolvers most of the time one is loaded with rubber bullets. He also carries a knife in his right boot. Day Job: Owner of a large shooting range close to the police office, many members of the force go there to practice because the targets are often those of convicted criminals or the vigilantes of the town. Personality: Gato is a big supporter of captain Bates. he doesn?t mind telling anyone his opinion and is thought of as hot-headed at times because of this (and because he claims to have been kicked out of every bar in town for fighting punks) but police seem to get a kick out of him. He supports all efforts the police and doesn?t mind saying it, but some opinions of his he keeps to himself. He knows that no one fears the police, but crime needs to be scared out. He doesn?t mind dealing with criminals, but the one thing that he hates is corruption of those who have taken an oath to help the public. Deputy normally tries to present himself as the long arm of the law, thinking that sometimes you have to break it to enforce it. normally he tries not to kill criminals, but he will if he feels a life other than his could be in danger. Bio: As a child Gato dreamt of becoming a police officer. after high school he decided to go to college mostly because he did so well in school that he thought it was waist. He majored in Criminal justice and was offered a place in the force once he had his degree. this was all part of his plan, but what wasn?t part of it was love. He met a woman named Susan Wakoski daughter of a judge, Harry Wakoski. Judge Wakoski was a wealthy man, most of this coming from turning a blind eye to criminals with large pocket books. though her father and Gato never saw eye to eye, Ben proposed to Susan in his junior year of college and had there wedding 6 months before his graduation, it was the most memorable moment in his life, because of the tragedy that took place that day. A group of gangsters crashed the party and killed guests until the judge promised to drop the case on there fellow murderous gang members. the chapel door then opened once more for a masked vigilante carrying an assault rifle. he quickly picked off the thugs, but was not satisfied. The masked man turned on the crooked judge and fired. Susan pushed her father out of the way taking a shot through the neck, she died of suffocation while the judge ran away without even thinking about who saved his life. In those last minutes Gato swore to her he would do whatever it took to make the city safer, for her. After Susan?s death his studies dropped and he dropped out of school with only one semester left. Instead of becoming an officer he took up gambling at bars. he made so much money off of poker he eventually bought a large amount of property and started a shooting range, mostly for his own purposes but a few gimmick shooting tournaments it became quite profitable. years later the vigilante who had killed hi fiancé had been captured by the police and was sentenced to death by judge Wakoski using Susan?s death as a way to get a death sentence. Gato was at the court when the verdict was placed. while the vigilante was being escorted by the stands he stopped in front of Gato and said to him "I am truly sorry, but that man, and those criminals are not." Ben Gato replied. "I don?t forgive you, but I do understand you." Gato knew the system was unable to defeat crime, on the streets or inside the judicial system itself, so he trained. pushing himself even farther with his newfound determination he trained his left hand to shoot pinpoint accurate as well as his right, idolizing western sheriffs and their ability to save a town all by themselves, he took up the name deaths deputy and began his life as a vigilante, helper of the law.

refering to Shinmaru and pax et agape... racisim in general was used originally to describe white peoples hatred for others based off of skin color. us crackers stared the term because we did it so darn much. revers raicism is in general a jest... its basicly people saying, "hold up, your rasist but not white? the worlds goning backwards!"

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]But wouldn't the thread break flow?[/FONT][/quote] well i sure didnt miss that gem. the only problem i can see with a ball buster thread would be that every time i hear about another mans misfortune, i feel a bit of empathy... and i dont really want to feel that kind of pain, even if its just feeling for some else.

who would you rather talk to for two hours, a twilight fangirl or a box of pop-tarts. (you pick the flavor... i know someones gonna bring up that no one likes cookie dough or something)

[quote name='Ace'] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Actually, go ahead, but be forewarned. In some circles, I'm known as Buzzy McKillerson.[/FONT][/quote] I will have keep that in mind, its not like it really matters, my jokes are already bad before you touch on them. and allamorph, jokes that good make me have to wrap my leg.

oh gosh... i cant make one stupid joke Ace? fine, by hide it i mean push it down and do the leg squeez thing...

please, I have gotten a hardon from far wierder things than kissing a girl, and i highly doubt i am the only one. plus the easy fix is just to hide it. I normally wrap mine around my leg.

I am really lazy, so i dont know why i all of the sudden got a gym membership. and it really doesnt help when i go in and see a girl with spagetti arms outlifting me... oh, and i figure i would talk with athis girl next to me, see if we have anything in common, and i kid you not she is a supermodle strait from L.A. ... I am friggen 2 hours easy away from L.A. its just rediculous.... but i have gone and commited myself -___-

I would really like to see more posts here, i have looked at the storyline and there is plenty of action to be had. anyways I could nag you all day, but it seems smarter to keep it short, Its up to you guys weather you want the RP to die or not.

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE=1][FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif]next thing you know someone's gonna try to divide by zero. [/FONT][/SIZE][/quote] [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/5/9/f/59fbcec15fbbc8744c0a4309c126a8a8.png[/IMG] The following must be true: [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/d/2/e/d2e283e91dee2cad966314a84da9f1d5.png[/IMG] Dividing by zero gives: [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/4/6/9/469c83d5e0959e4caaceea20df153c53.png[/IMG] Simplified, yields: [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/c/4/c/c4c9b852c938da096b69fc257a7a8d82.png[/IMG] HOOT!

grocery stores like albertsons and Ralphs have huge selections on gift-cards... i dont know if there are amazon ones, but they do have banknote gift-cards that look like credit cards, you put money into them and they can be used anywhere those credit cards could be used like online, also you can refill them after they run out of cash.

I just go around the child problem... when people ask me if i want a boy or a girl i just say "a kitty."

[SIZE=1]The Match had taken quite a long time, the evening had shifted to night. Tina was still jumping around like a jack-rabbit showing any passerby her new badge. its not like he was surprised she always gets so excited. "[B]My mom is gonna be so proud[/B]!" Tina exclaimed. "[B]yeah, well she is gonna kill me, its almost 9 and your not back yet... and... stop jumping, and your hyper[/B]." Silver put a hand on his face. she probably wont kill him, but Tina did get her emotion range from her. the two approached the door to Tina's house, silver gave it a knock before it opened. "[/SIZE][FONT=Fixedsys][SIZE=1][I]Hypnosis[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=1]." the words were sent telepathically by the Hypno that was apparently waiting for them. It held out an odd pendant and its eyes glowed bright white. Silver instinctively shielded his eyes but Tina was asleep on her feet. Tina's mother then emerged from behind the yellow pokemon."[B]Oh rattataz! that was suppose to hit you too! do it again Walter...[/B]" "[B]No! STOP[/B]!" he uncovered his eyes when he thought the threat had passed, "[B]I will carry her to her bed for you[/B]!" "[B]You just want me to invite you inside[/B]," she smiled, apparently she wasn't that mad. "[B]You wouldn't want to know were you would have woken up at if Walter got you[/B]." "[B]Probably partway through a wood-chipper[/B]." "[B]I guess it didn't matter if you knew or not... okay bring her upstairs. after that we can have some tea, but thats it[/B]." Silver raise his arms as if he were staring down a gun, then grabbed Tina. they headed upstairs and tucked her in. her mother then kissed her head and they left the pink and baby blue themed room."[B]So... any word from Flint?[/B]" she sounded much more sullen all of the sudden. "[B]No he still is off on his... hike. Your just waiting for me to get sent out aren't you[/B]." "[B]This is serious, The league seems serious, I don't want them to rule the world, but people are going to get hurt[/B]." "[B]Right now I am not going anywhere, but when my time does come, I will fight, because people [I]are[/I] going to get hurt, and I'd rather be the one who does if the alternative is Tina or yourself.[/B]" "[B]Fine, get out then![/B]" she grabbed the tea cup before he could blink let alone drink it. she then pulled the chair out from under him, threw his jacket on his face, opened the door and pushed him out. he just laid there, thinking about how much he loved her.[/SIZE]

hahaha.... is it too hard to imagine a overeager kid taking a bite and not realizing that the melt in your mouth chocolate was filled with hard candy and chokes. for me its pretty easy... i just imagined it 3 times...

[quote name='chibi-master']Sad songs make me wibble like a toddler. This annoys me.:grumble:[/quote] how many songs have actually made you cry? I have two: Believe in dreams (flyleaf) as long as it matters (Gin Blossoms)

Happy thanks giving! ....still doesnt feel like it since i havent slept yet... but i will be cooking all of today soo i probably wont be on... and i am guessing most of you wont be here too.. anyways i am going to type what i am gonna say after i eat a bunch of turkey... "I am leaving now...I'm sleepy."

i am trying to get an apartment! pretty friggen cool. I will have my own place probably before February 2010. after a whole bunch of failing my life might be getting back on track... unless i manage to screw it up again before then (quite possible)

hmm... I do know of the apple cheese combo... i use it in a special salad i make. its a big hit at the Muslim extremist meetings.

It may not be the most intricate or well defined charicter but i always liked [B]Ganondorf[/B]/Ganon [IMG]http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt278/PandasQ/villain-game5_1475603c.jpg[/IMG] the guy may not be all that deep, but in almost every game he is in he usually gets the upper hand and sculpts the world with his hate, plunging a once peaceful(ish) place into a world of darkness.

i was unstoppable at mario tennis... my Yoshi was the best... but i think i should try sega tennis since you are playing it. oh, and i have been playing dragon age reciently too... I am probably the only one in the world who thinks this... but I think this game falls short. I loved Knights of the old republic one and especially two, and this game i think pails in comparison to KOTOR 2 i may be giving it a bad rap because i am a star wars fan, but the story seems weak in comparison... i found myself not caring about any of the charicters (including my own) and above all else i was sick of seeing blood everywere all the time... i get that in a battle there is gonna be gore but why is it that every time i fight a friggen dog my entire party, once shiny knights is now speckled, if not drenched in blood. not that the game doesnt have merits... its just i think they took a step back from their previous works, when they should have leaped forward with this since they now have a Xbox 360 to work with.

i have started teaching beavers to eat retainers.. how am i doing? hands down, my favorite cerial is cinnamon toast crunch... "Chomp chomp chomp"

[FONT=Arial]Hi-zack Pre-Production Type.... uhh YRMS-106 is the modle number.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]the trippy awesome colors are from the titans test team. and the manga was Advance of Zeta. i am sure you have seen the Hi-Zack, this is really just a prototype of it... but it has better wepons in my opinion and looks really cool. [/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE=1][FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif]And now all this talk about eggnog makes me want it. Gah.[/FONT][/SIZE][/quote] i like you more and more each day... first megaman ledgends and sonic adventure... now eggnog. i think i am going to make my own eggnog for christmas... after they start drinking it they wont care that its not really food.