Bent Metal

Name: Monsieur Roberte Alexandre-Jaques-Pierre-Francois-Jaime Clemens the 19th (Bob for short) Age: Physically I am 25 but mentally I have the mind of a three year old Looks: Messy browny-orangy-blackish-blondish-ginger hair, 6ft 18 and a half inches short. Wears a size 8 Elmo top with tight leather pants and a snotty hankerchief tied around his neck. What am I like as a person: I LIKE FISH Talents: Can eat a milk tanker full of green jello in under 2 minutes, gagged and blindfolded. Boy or Girl: How do you tell

Greetings Everyone, I am Bent Metal and I will be running the Otaku Amazing Race. It begins in one week from today so sign up in the recruitment forum now and don't miss out.

Need more people or else The Amazing Race will not go ahead

The bell rings and several people pour out from the college. Among them is Brad, a revbellious 19 year old. The semester is over so he decides to cruise in his brand new fully souped up Ford Mustang.

Name: Brad "The Bent Metal" Deans Gender: Male Age: 19 Car: Fully souped-up Ford Mustang with the license plate BNTMTL

Sorry no cash prize, it is mainly just bragging rights. I wish there was a cash prize but seeing as I am not sponsored by CBS or anything it is not physically possible. The best I could probably offer you is half a pack of bubble gum and a used toothbrush.

I am recruiting for a RPG I like to call Amazing Otaku Style. Sort of like like the Otaku Survivor this is a RPG for 8 teams of 2 to race across the Otaku Universe stopping off at several checkpoints along the way. However unlike the real Amazing Race it will be judged by me. I can add several problems for the teams to cope with and your arrival and/or elimination will be judge on your way to cope with these problems There are a few rules: 1. You can be two people by yourself. Especially useful if you have a split personality. Also if you want to team up with another Otaku member that is also allowed. 2. No cheating, obviously. Remember I am the judge and I determine if you stay or go. 3. Flights are on first come, first served basis. Also like the original there are limited flights. 4. There are several challenges, Roadblocks and Detours that must be performed before continuing. 5. Players should have some RPG experience before. 6. No TXT language. There will be time penalties for excessive text usage. If numbers are good enough I will be starting The Amazing Race in 1 or 2 weeks time. If you are interested please post this info. Your Name and Partners Name - not Otaku name and both first and surnames. If you don't want to use your real name you CAN use a fake one. Email - so I can contact you with any extra info Personality - Only the most interesting people will be chosen. Reason you want take part Luxury Item - A piece of equipment that may help you win. Bribery is welcome

"Dear Aiden, Chris and the crew, The name is Bent Metal and I was wondering if me and my digimon would be able to join you guys. We are talented fighters and we respond well to difficult situations. My digimon is Thyasamon, an ancient fish type with a powerful Fish Bone attack. We have been training in AncientArugorumon's Temple, a cave in the south of the digital world. Besides Thyasamon we have several contacts in the digital and real worlds both human and digimon. I am a major hook up and it is your choice if you keep me or let me go but I would suggest keeping me even as just for hookups. But remember I have been taught to fight by the best. Yours, Bent Metal Wandering Soul

Yes, dictatorship will rise again and his name is Charles.

Name: Bent Metal (seriously, and I am sticking by it) Age: 17 DOB: 10/07/85 Location: Twiddles is fingers and tries to find an excuse but can't , stumbles then falls. Read profile. One Word: flauccinaucinihipilification (try saying that ten time with a camel in your mouth) No, seriously. Describe yourself in one word: sexy (i wish) more like obnoxious Occupation: up and coming actor (yah, for me.) Color: black and blue Food: Anything I can get my fithy hands on Beverage: forty year old paint, or Vanilla Coke Alter Ego: well iguess it could be my character in the movie i am acting in, his name is Bradly "Brad" Deans Dream Job: scraping bubblegum off the bottom of movie theater seats Self-Proclaimed: Jackass, but don't tell noone Ethnicity: New Zealandese, or easier Kiwi Extracurricular: I don't think you want to know Hobby: same here Dessert: cheese cake Musician: Che Fu (don't worry it's a NZ thing) Group: Matchbox 20 Mac or PC? Whatever is easiest to shoplift Nics: Bent, Bent Metal and Hey You Blog: Huh Home Page: [url]www.i_don[/url]'t_have_one.com Religion: Is McDonalds a religion Book: The Tommorow Series, John Mardsen Collections: A completed collection of assorted mould growing on my window sill Sport: Rock climbing Won't Eat: Not alot, oh I can't stand Macaroni Chese. Yes I know I'm weird. I would eat cow brains and sheep kidneys but not Mac and cheese TV Show: Family Guy or Buffy Words to live by: Don't touch that Addicted to: too many to name Comic: X- Men Movie: i kinda liked the American pie movies. __________________

My sixth sense is more of a mutant ability. I can intercept electrical signals and process and understand them. A song may just pop into my head and when I turn on the radio that song will be playing. I was able to predict the falling of the twin towers and several other local events that have happen as soon as the info has been released. It works better when I'm sleeping but I can even pick them up when I am awake. I can also tell who is on the phone even when I'm not on it and I can tell who the phone is for sometimes. Finally I can instantly tell from anywhere in the house that a TV is on even if it is to quiet to hear or is on the other side of the house. Things like that.

I have gotten word of a new spoof comedy being filmed next year called Prototype 5. From what I have heard it is a take off of TV shows like Dark Angel, Roswell, etc and the like. Best of all they are looking at casting some of the worlds best comedic actors to play the lead roles. If I get anymore word on what is happening I will post.

I would ask: 1. (to that guy I have never met before) Who the hell are you, and have I met you before? 2. (to my teacher) Huh? 3. (to the Grim Reaper) Have you come to take me away? Please please take me now.

I would like to be in one of your fics, also. Here is my info: Name: Bent Metal Digimon: PenUmbramon and DemiHalomon Crest: Change Bent Metal, PenUmbramon and DemiHalomon have been together longer than any of them remember. Bent Metal has trained with his digimon in a cave at the south of the digital world for five years and since then has become the founding member of the DPA. He himself symbolises the Yin and Yang situation the digital world must stay in to function properly. He understands the powers of light and darkness must be equal in order for there to be balance and strives to make sure that either side doesn't imbalance the other.