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If I had a smart phone I'd quickly go to Stitcher.com, download the app, and make sure I have the latest OB Podcast episode via the Stitcher app. Other than that, I'd check the oven because I probably destroyed something when I forgot about cooking.

[quote name='Elle Jay' timestamp='1311283618' post='708533'][color="#008080"][size="3"][font="Times New Roman"] AND I HAVE NO CALAMINE LOTION. BOO. I hope it doesn't spread. ;A;[/font][/size][/color] [/quote] ?????!!!??!!

[quote name='PiroMunkie' timestamp='1311097025' post='708488'] [color="#006400"]Video/Audio clip ftl. D: How am I supposed to keep up my mystique if you can see/hear me?[/color] [/quote] [quote name='James' timestamp='1311116615' post='708492'] [font="palatino linotype"]It can be just audio - that will be easier I think. :)[/font] [/quote] Pitch changing can get you a long way. :V [color="#FFFFFF"][s]I wish someone would auto-tune theirs.[/s][/color]

[center] [img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6884/thinkingwithportalscomp.jpg[/img] It's Official! The OtakuBoards and TheOtaku present the "Thinking With Portals" competition! It's your chance to win a free copy of Portal 2 and get a package and a nice love letter from James! You do not need to know anything about Portal apart from [url="http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Aperture_Science_Handheld_Portal_Device"]This Information[/url]! For more information, check out the newest OB Podcast episode: [color="#00BFFF"][b][size="7"][url="http://www.muscletower.com/index.php?page=podcasts&epid=275"]Thinking With Portals![/url][/size][/b][/color] We discuss all kinds of things, including GamesCom (and us going there!), serious things, Nyan cats, Shishou, Chibi-master's addictions and stuuuuff! [right]PS: the competition entries are due on Tuesday the 9th of August, 23:59 EST The e-mail address to send your entries to is: [email="[email protected]"]OBPodcast at Gmail[/email] [/right][/center]

Cool podcast guys. :D A very enjoyable 20 minutes (nice length btw). A teaser trailer like, you telling about your podcast or just taking (or make and pretend like they're take-outs) funny bits from your podcast and stuff. :^D

You could make a teaser/trailer thing or something and we'll put it in ours. 8D I'll listen to it [i]nao.[/i]

I want to get SFIV:AE for PC, but then I first need a couple of controllers to make it worthwhile. You cannot Ultra combo with a keyboard, poopsickles. Also, playing Mass Effect 2 now. Just beat Portal 2 and ME1 a couple o' weeks ago. Good fun. Next year Mass Effect 3 goodzles. Also, I just found Ceasar 3 again, and bought the id pack from Steam, which has been consuming many moments of my free time as well.

I want to add my[b] Steam ID[/b] too because I use it plenty lately! [url="http://steamcommunity.com/id/neon_boo"]http://steamcommunity.com/id/neon_boo[/url] And OtakuBoards has an official [b]Steam Group[/b] with an official typo! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/OtakuBoards And eh, I have a Windows Live ID, but I'm not sure what it is. :(

[quote name='Ducky' timestamp='1309531483' post='708232'] Because we all know it's impossible to be fat and pretty. [/quote] No, but it's very possible to be fat and unpretty. Just as it is very possible to be skinny and unpretty, except that if someone's first very pretty and skinny, the contrast will put a great emphasis on their newly acquired fatness and unprettiness.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL4DRUjpYlk[/media]

[quote name='CaNz' timestamp='1307149838' post='707832'] I think a slightly better advanced search would be helpful. My only real issue is with all three letter words being banned, it gets difficult to find things. If I was looking for The Cat in The Hat for instance, It would be impossible. Perhapse words like "a", "An", "and", "the", "to" and other simple words would clog up results, but I think those should be individually banned. If time was taken to ban those individual words, searching could be much more effective, especially searching with quotes since the word phrases need to be exact. [/quote] I was just looking for a few words of which one was an uncommon three letter word. I wasn't allowed to search because of that one word with less than four letters. :S Too bad shizzle. Oh and the feed could be anything really. If it would just go straight into the blog itself, so that it would turn all separate blogs into one, that'd be really fine already. Especially if you could still see the difference clearly enough.

[center]<div align="center"><table background="http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8172/explosion2.png" cellpadding="5" style="border:1px solid #000;"><tr><td><font color="#FFFFFF"> <center> [font="Arial"] For anyone who hates anything but silence, they sure caused a whole ******* lot of noise. [/font] [media]http://k002.kiwi6.com/hotlink/7u831472vw/kc7pzzxt4bi.mp3[/media] [size="1"]PENDULUM-GRANITE [font="Arial"][size="2"]They came as a surprise. They had overrun all the defenses. Their presence was like a giant vacuum cleaner sucking up life where it went. [/size][/font][/size][font="Arial"][size="1"][size="2"]Blood filled up the marshes of our planet; Cities were destroyed in just the blink of an eye. [/size][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="1"][size="2"]They'd been destroying their way through to our capital, where we made our last stand. They would not stop for anything or anyone. We'd show em the latter was a matter of opinion. [/size] [/size][/font][font="Arial"]In the next minutes Reptillion gave everything it had, slinging every bloody bit of it's arsenal in those bastards' direction. About to be annihilated for good, my people were more alive than ever. The blasts of artillery, the booms of pulse bombs, the clash of metal, the roaring of engines... It was like an opera of ******* chaos. An opera in which the heroes would be completely whiped out as a result. It was like unsung words exploded among the instruments of death, guiding us to our inevitable doom.[/font] [font="Impact"] [size="3"]You can hide your eyes, you can dim the lights, but they are watching! This is a new time, with a different kind, they are the future The only one! This is the final call for the setting song as they get closer. And with full blown grace, thy will be done the show is over. Its a new dawn![/size][/font] [font="Arial"] We'd yell and scream at each other just to block out the silence blasting at us from our enemies. These were our last glorious moments, and we'd make the best of it. Ironically, the enemy was doing us a favour. A death like this was every Reptillian's dream. [/font] [font="Impact"][size="3"]Just leave this place behind, Ill grill your place, donâ??t mind. And youâ??re the only one, â??cos youâ??re up on defense. This is a new way![/size][/font] [font="Arial"]I was flung aside by some blast, probably of one of our own weapons from the sounds of it. I tried to stand up but them ******* legs wouldn't move properly anymore. Using my tail to support me, I managed to grab onto a ledge for just long enough to see my companions get erased all at once. I fell back to the ground, joining in with the opera, while trying to crawl to the first weapon I could reach.[/font] [font="Impact"][size="3"]We are standing by, no time to hide, no meeting half way. You were sucking life through the needles eye, this is a new day. They have won! We would have reckon now, what we have done, left in the open. The cool we know will rise under, they are the future. Future! [font="Arial"][size="2"]Another blast sent me flying through a wall into a building. In that short moment before I hit the wall, lifted from the ground, I felt a strange feeling of freedom. It was just a short moment, and the sound of my head colliding with some ******* walls kind of messed it up. Just as I went black, I felt scale-like hands dragging me over the floor. The next thing I remember[/size][/font][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="3"][size="2"], strapped to my seat, [/size][/size][/font][font="Impact"][size="3"][font="Arial"][size="2"][font="Arial"]is seeing my planet from the inside of a small spacecraft. [/font] [/size][/font] When all your fears combined, the Memphis was refined. And I know you tried to understand. This is a new age![/size][/font] [font="Arial"] And then abruptly the planet exploded. It was over. There wasn't a single ******* fat lady left to sing. [/font] </center> </font></td></tr></table> <div align="center"><table background="http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5998/spacecraft.png" cellpadding="5" style="border:1px solid #000;"><tr><td><font color="#000000"> <margin-left=95px><margin-right=95px><center> [font="Arial"] I spent the next two months, three weeks and three days in that space craft. The controls were broken and it was set to auto-pilot somewhere far away from Reptillion, probably to prevent me from flying right back into the ******* explosion. I would have. Not until the first day after, I noticed my tail had been blasted in half, and my legs were a complete mess. The next few days were spent growing them back, plotting my revenger in the meantime. One time my craft came by some other Reptillions in pods. I recognised some, the faces notoriously ruthless. There was no mystery about how they had obtained their ride. Downright bastards the lot of em. I hated myself for being in this ******* thing, unable to do anything until **** knows when, having missed out on a hero's end. We cheated death. I ******* hate cheaters. The food in the craft was horrible and few and there was not much to do, even after my body had regenerated enough. I went through every corner of the craft, and I mean [i]every single corner[/i] of the space craft. My hands was itching for something to do. And then I found them. In a large footlocker, somewhere the darkest ******* corner of the cargohold, there I found, wrapped in a black flag with a skull on it, a zebra-striped six-string and a matte white four-string. ******* beauties these two was. I could not stop touching them. For the rest of my voyage, this couple were my lovers. I tought myself how to play, night and day I'd go on. I planned to use my new skills for my revenge! Though after playing for a few minutes, I didn't care about anything in the world.[/font] </center></margin-left></margin-right> </font></td></tr></table> [left][center][i]It's been years. A whole bunch already of the years since have been spent on this ship. I've seen a lot of good crew mates go, though none have ever quit the service of Eos. She's a fine lady she is, best cap'n I've worked with, even though she has the whole mute thing going on. In situations like this one, you know you can rely on her. And that pile of scrap and lightbulbs isn't too bad either. I think we've got a proper shot at whooping that Selena *****'s ass. [/i] [/center] Deza popped up from below decks just as Bomber was putting the guitar and the weapons back in the trunk. Bomber grinned at the man of metal. There was a tiny scratch on his armor. "Had fun, toolbox?" "Fun is a relative term, subject to personal preference, mister Scaleface." Was the immediate reply, before Deza turned to report to Eos. Bomber bursted out laughing and went back to sorting things out. "Reckon them others will be here sometime soon, boss?" He yelled at Eos, interrupting Deza's report as was common on the ship. From the look on her face, Eos was starting to feel more anxious about the crew's absence. The rendez-vous was set at half an hour ago. Something had probably happened to them, what with all of Selena's assassins walking around. [/left][/center]

... He'll have a toughie in the mornings, yeah.

HOW DO YOU WIPE?!!! D: @_@ Wicked.

OK! I only just noticed your kick off!

If we could indeed toss feeds in there of things like Twitter or our podcast things, that'd be ultra grand! :^D

I don't want a connection with someone just because we like the same band/game/film/comic books, so I don't stuff it in people's faces. Sometimes I'll wear a Batman shirt because it's a cool shirt. Sometimes I'll wear my Silversun Pickups or Wir Sind Helden shirt because they have 1337 colours and design, but I hate those shirts that go all "I'm an ugly shirt, but I'm representing!!!" **** you, shirt. **** you.

So, just to clear up stuff: The podcast has moved to a new fantastic server some weeks ago thanks to Petie. This means it's on a new feed, this means the old feed is to be forgotten. The new feed is[b] [url="http://www.muscletower.com/itunes.php?id=5"]here[/url][/b], and you can either manually add it to iTunes, or just search OTAKUBOARDS in the iTunes Store and select the one with EXPLICIT written all over it in bright red letters. Also, we have big plans for podcasts in the nearby future. Until then, we're still very much open to questions, feedback, ideas, audio chunks, songs, etc. We haven't had a proper "hi this is [...]" intro in ages. Pfft.

[b]YES. Name:[/b] Kliktaproxma�igrafftooklikkiklortopzz [i][b]"Bomber" [/b][/i]Bizzaxxxotlop IXAAXL [b]Age:[/b] Ancient like a god. [b]Homeworld / Origin:[/b] Tzeelotorpioxx. Or[b][i] Reptillion[/i][/b] according to Humans. Once a grand planet with a highly advanced culture and cities built in and around marshes, under water, in the trees, everywhere. It does no longer exist. The few survivors (chosen by the ancient 'survival of the fittest') have since started roaming. Seeing as the fittest are not always the nicest, a lot of them turned to pirating or hired themselves out as mercenaries, hitmen and the likes. [b]Species/Appearance:[/b] Tzeelotorpioro. Or [i][b]Reptillian[/b][/i] according to Humans. As a smaller Reptillian [b][i]Bomber[/i][/b] stands at about 7'5" and has a big muscular tail of about 6'5" dragging after him. He's had it for so long that he manages to fully control it... most of the time. To compare him to an actual animal in the Earthly animal kingdom, he'd be most like an [url="http://www.australien-ozeanien.de/desktop-background/Australia/pics-2007/water-dragon_1440x900.jpg"]Eastern Water Dragon[/url] appearancewise, mohawk thing and all. Though he's a real muscular one. You'll often see him wear his completely black sunglasses and even an occasional black cowboy hat. Basically. he looks a lot like a reptile version of Motörhead's lead [url="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgqAik04RCbYK6fJmnut1Egv--AIDN7y1MitnAGd0IWFhXhwil&t=1"]Lemmy[/url] his one true inspiration. Bomber's name is also derived from one of his two favourite songs. His Reptillian nature allows for about 40 times the amount of alcohol consumption however. [b]Special Skills / Abilities:[/b] Bomber always made sure he'd be sailing under a decent captain so that he'd never have to learn the traits of navigating or anything technical like that. In return, he'd do all the fighting. When he isn't fighting he'll be working out or drinking. He's also a self taught electric bass guitarist (just like his idol) and he spends most of the day singing during whatever activity he's undertaking, which tends to piss people off though not many would say it to Bomber's face. He's got a fantastic pair of lungs and can sing with the kind of power that does his name honour. His bass axe with everdistortion is good for both bashing people's heads in and blasting music out of the speakers built into Bomber's boots. In short, he's all brawl and a bit meh in the brains department. [b]Theme Songs: [/b] [center][youtube]Kd6dtkuKvao[/youtube] [/center][center][b]Love Me Like a Reptile by Motörhead [/b][/center][center] Knew I had to bite you baby when I first laid eyes on you, That moment turned me on, I can't believe it's true, And I like to watch your body sway, I got no choice, I'm gonna twist your tail, Love Me Like A Reptile, I'm gonna sink my fangs in you Thunder lizard, stony eye, you got me hypnotised, Hot tongue breaks in and out and I can't believe my eyes, And your soft white belly, next to mine, Scaly baby, see you shine, Love Me Like A Reptile, you're murder in disguise, Black mamba, murderer disguised Baby you're a rattlesnake, you know the way I feel, Feel you crawling up my back, you've got no love to steal, You know I've got my eyes on you, You're petrified, gonna stick like glue, Love Me Like A Reptile, shock you like an electric eel [youtube]gQ5-vPcfE-Y[/youtube] [b]Bomber by Motörhead [/b]Ain't a hope in hell, Nothing's gonna bring us down, The way we fly, Five miles off the ground, Because we shoot to kill, And you know we always will, It's a Bomber Scream a thousand miles, Feel the black death rising moan, Firestorm coming closer, Napalm to the bone, Because, you know we do it right, A mission every night, It's a Bomber No night fighter, Gonna stop us getting through, The sirens make you shiver, You bet my aim is true, Because, you know we aim to please, Bring you to your knees, It's a Bomber [/center]

[quote name='Sangome' timestamp='1306278191' post='707588'] [color="#9932CC"][font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]Or it has something to do with us being weird modly peoplez.[/font][/color] [/quote] orite, forgot about that 8D

Classic.

Depends on your settings. For me it's 400, but when you set the posts to 50 per page it'll be about 150 or summin.

So. With the international court of justice in The Hague being sweeped away after the second Impact, where is the new one? :V (New Hague?) The Alps? Switzerland? Strasbourg, France? Mecca, Saudi Arabia? Antartica? Greenland? THE MOON? Just wondrin'. Also, what has happened with the EU? Is Europe now a kind of United States of Europe or still the same as it used to be? Does the EU have more than just mainly economical and social value now? Stuff like that :V And NATO! :^D Seeing as WWIII whiped out quite a lot was NATO forced to dissolve or are they only more solid than ever? So many questions, such a little netbook keyboard to type them on! (I should really watch those the End of Evangelion again to understand more of the Lilith, Lilim, Adam, stuff. I only just found out that [spoiler]the angel on the cross was actually Lilith instead of Adam, so Rei=Lilith and the last Angel in the series was Adam, Mankind are probably Lilim and I keep missing where the Lance of Longinus comes in...[/spoiler] Reading the EvaWiki works.)

Oh it's not much to do with spoilers. James explained about it in the updated OP. :^D [quote][b]4.5 Billion Years Ago[/b] Earth's formation is largely complete, having attained approximately 40% of its present mass (due to the process of [b][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accretion_%28astrophysics%29"]accretion[/url][/b]). Elements of the remaining nebula surrounding the Earth continue to fall over a period of 20 million years, eventually constituting its present mantle. Contained within the orbiting solar nebula is an object known as the White Stone. The White Stone contains a prebiotic entity (now known as Adam, the progenitor of waveform life). [b]4 Billion Years Ago[/b] As the solar system begins to take shape and the planets grow larger through accretion, large clusters of matter form between them. The largest such cluster forms between Earth and Mars and is named [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theia"][b]Theia[/b][/url]. As Theia's mass increases, it begins to move closer to Earth (Earth's still-increasing size extends its gravitational influence over Theia, drawing the two bodies closer). Eventually, the two bodies collide. At the moment of collision, a significant portion of Theia's mantle is ejected into orbit around the Earth, thus forming the [b]Moon[/b]. The remainder of Theia's mantle explodes into thousands of pieces, each of which becomes embedded in the Earth's crust across much of its northern hemisphere. One of these pieces contains an object known as the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Stone"][b]Black Stone[/b][/url]. The Black Stone contains a prebiotic entity (now known as [b]Eve[/b], the progenitor of [b]carbon-based life[/b]).[/quote]

What if they are after Adam and maybe the black rock to try and help build the new garden on Mars. They could be using Adam and Eve to create a new civilization or something on Mars in that case. Mars could be named the new Canaan and the organisation could be like "the angels are like the 10 plagues of egypt!" and the way to a colonised Mars would be like the Exodus. They could be expecting about 3 more plagues after the seventh, hohoho. I dunno I'm getting carried away. Anyway. I just finished EVANGELION about a week ago. I was digging a lot of it. Now I will read this thread's OP again with some more understanding and then edit this post. EDIT: OK. Awesome. Where is New Brussels though?