Charles

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Suddenly, the tapping of a cane against the hard, clay-baked earth, invaded the ears of the terrorists. One-by-one, they half-turned, in order to observe their approaching leader, while carefully keeping the Blue Jihad in their sights. In Charlie Bin Laden's right arm, he cradled, what appeared to be a trembling infant, wrapped in a blanket. Charlie's eyes were white spotlights, they shone forth from the black dirt that smeared his visage. Charlie resembled an elderly man; years of eluding the OBCTU had reduced him to a tired, bitter, madman. His back was hunched, the outline of his spine protruded through his thin flesh and tattered cloth garments--his long, bony fingers strained to grip his cane. The terrorist leader hobbled through his disciples, parting them like a black sea, whose glistening beauty had faded in exchange for a choppy violent nature that would not subside. "My old friend," Charlie said. Suddenly, a sinister grin cracked across Charlie's face, and his yellow teeth seemed sharper than ever. In a feeble effort, he dropped his cane at his feet, straightened his crooked back and unwrapped the trembling figure in his arms, revealing a baby lamb. "Blue Demon," Charlie Bin Laden said, "I offer you this tender flesh as an appetizer. Devour this newborn babe like the OBCTU has devoured our fun on OtakuBoards. Suck the meat from its bones, like the OBCTU has sucked away OtakuBoards' activity. Show those who uncerimoniously locked you away--your rage."

Yes, listen to White. They can find no one to match our Blue Jihad. This is the same guy who brought the staff to their knees. And so will he bring the OBCTU to theirs. Also keep in mind that they still have not uncovered all of the bombs--and that I am considering future terrorist attacks as we speak. If you take those things into consideration, none of Nerdsy's empty rhetoric holds much weight. Also, I love the poster, White!

[quote name='Nonentity']O_O For real? Is that actually possible?!?! OMG!!![/quote] Let's see them top THAT bombshell! [CENTER][IMG]http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/28/b64569dbf8d43991019723dlg8.gif[/IMG][/CENTER]

Charlie Bin Laden leaned back and glared upon his court of terrorists. His rock stood higher than theirs and he sat upon it like a great bird that was perched and ready to strike. His terrorists could feel his eyes burn through them like the hot Iraqi sun. For a long time Charlie Bin Laden did not speak; he slowly combed his long, unkempt beard with a fish skeleton, and spit like a camel. His saliva sizzled in the hot, unforgiving sand. "Four bombs," he said, "Four bombs already!" Charllie picked a flea from his tangled web of hair, and held it between his index finger and thumb. "I could have inherited my father's gas station, or driven my own taxi cab--and instead I choose to work with you clowns." Charlie beared his yellow, dagger-like teeth and grinded his jaw, before becoming suddenly relaxed. "I am sorry," he said, "I am overreacting. They have but uncovered but only the easiest bombs. And this exercise is only a preview of the things to come. We did massive damage with our Mitchslap, which they pathetically tried to cover-up. But, we all know that that image will forever be burned into the minds of our enemies! Soon enough, we will begin the next phase of our Jihad, and those infidels will regret the day they opposed us. Dirka, dirka!" "What shall we do, my lord and master?" Premonition asked. Suddenly, the terrorists shrank away; Charlie looked more dangerous and menacing than they had ever seen before. "These bombs," he said, "Even if they do not succeed, they will buy the time I need." "Time for what?" White said hesitantly. Charllie finally ate the flea that he had been rolling in-between his fingers. "I have gone beyond even our lord Sephiroth and conspired with more malignant forces to do something I wish I did not have to do. Yes, we terrorists have no problem arguing with the OBCTU until we are blue in the face, so why not summon a monster who is [i]already[/i] blue in the face?" "You don't mean?" indifference said. "Yes," Charlie said, "In order to secure our victory I am ressurecting and recruiting--the blue demon. JIHAD!" [CENTER][IMG]http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7854/bluedevilye5.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] P.S. Love the banner! Will use!

I don't think you two have anything to be ashamed of. They have no problem holding one of our terrorists hostage. Perhaps they could use a couple more. The more the merrier! That is...unless they don't want to hold prisoners anymore...

That's an excellent idea, White. If you could make me a "Charlie Bin Laden" banner with similar colors, I'd be eternally grateful. Also, and this goes to anyone in general, perhaps we should come up with a flag to represent our terrorist cell. Personally, I think that it should feature Naps in some way, since he was a martyr for our cause. However, this is really up to all of you. Anyone may step up and create a flag and then we can all vote on whether to use it or not. It will make our cave look a lot nicer.

If we can get Sephiroth to join us, this war will be over. Also, great work on the attack thus far!

Well, the nukes have officially been placed. The OBCTU has 48 hours from the time of this post to uncover them all. I hear that the OBCTU might end up getting some intel pretty soon though... Also, I wll be sending out a private message detailing the plans of our first coordinated attack.

In order to do a direct link, just copy and past the URL. :catgirl: Also, I want to make an announcement: The one strength our competition has over us is that they are more organized. Right now, we are all just running loose in all directions, with random attacks of little consequence. From this point forward, I would like my terrorists to withold any spam attacks until I officially give the word. If we organize our attacks, we will have a much better impact (and give more structure to the game).

[quote name='Nonentity']>_< NOW YOU TELL US!!![/quote] It's a rule that Shy and I just made up! Don't get me wrong, it's nice to see more activity and more fun on OtakuBoards and this stuff is hilarious so far. However, it's a lot easier to spam that it is to counter it, so we do have to keep things balanced. Very funny stuff so far, but we have to be fair. lol

Just a quick amendment to the rules everyone: If you spam a thread and are countered, you have to move on. Otherwise, the RPG will get out of hand, draw more negative attention than I can protect, and be shut down. lol We don't want to be damaging to the extent where we completely ruin the forums. :catgirl:

I just saw Digitalboy's spamming attempt and although it was great, Nerdsy was able to counter it far too easily. I know that we can do better! I will be sending out a mass pm to all members of the terrorist cell once Alan replies to my last pm. While the infidels are trying to handle that problem, we'll knock them for a doozy!

A lot of you have replied promptly; awesome work! Currently, we are only awaiting the replies of two terrorists and then we will be able to begin our attack. So, while I was watching my crackling television in the relative safety of my bomb shelter, I noticed that the Counter Terrorism Unit has begun a smear campaign against us, indicating that we are smelly. Well, not only is it true that they adore teletubbies (such corporate puppets), they revealed how little they know about us. The difference between activism and terrorism is relative; we are labeled as "terrorists" because we are choosing to make a stand against the power structure. But, let's remember the terroristic actions of our opposition. Let's remember the hypocricy surrounding their leadership. Let's remember that their leader is trying to infringe on our right to freely discuss pie, while simultaneously sending a message of less restrictive rules to disguise his true intentions. So, let's take all this into the first round with us and nuke that scum! Also, I would like a volunteer to step forward and act as as "feeler" and see if we can set some terms for the release of Engel. If we can get them to release him on some reasonable conditions, we might be able to save ourselves a lot of trouble. Anyone who is willing to post in their thread and begin peaceful negotiations, please do so. If not, we'll rain down spam upon helpless innocents!

Okay, my terrorists, as you all know, I have assigned you your first mission. Read the private message carefully and feel free to send me any questions via private message. Our opponents have decided to come up with special codenames. Although I feel that this is a fun idea, I think the drawback is that it could end up in confusion--which is a demonstration of their inferior quality as a team. I think that I have drafted the better team here--by far. So, let's mop the floor with this law-abiding scum and take back Engel! Oh, and I hope you enjoyed the artwork! :catgirl: Also, I would encourage you all to use "invisible mode"while searching for threads to use--just in case. Remember, we are sneaky terrorists!

[center]Final Quest for Glory 2: [b][size=6]TheTerrorist Cell[/size][/b][/center] This thread is made for only participating members of the OtakuBoards Terrorist Cell to post in. If you would like to join the RPG, [b][url=http://otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=57168&page=1&pp=15]feel free to sign-up by clicking here.[/url][/b] OtakuBoards Terrorist Cell:[list][*]Charles, Terrorist Leader [*]White [*]Raiha [*]Deadseraphim [*]Simplicity [*]dragoonreaper [*]Kazuwa Nomura [*]The Blue Bomber [*]Terror Stick [*]Sakura [*]Copycatalyst [*]The Boss [*]Jeremiah [*]Semjaza [*]Deathknight [*]Sephiroth [*]Zidargh [*]Mr. Maul [*]Jiazu [*]desertphoenix [*]StrikeGundam [*]Japan_86 [/list] You'll find that Engel is listed as a 'prisoner.' Engel is really a Terrorist, but he is currently under the OBCTU custody for the time being. It is up to us to defeat the OBCTU swiftly, before he can crack under the pressure of their bargaining and interrogations and give away vital information. Later tonight, I will be distributing the first mission, so look for it!

You are all crazy. You mention God of War in this thread, but not the original Resident Evil?

You're in. Tell your friends about us.

[QUOTE=Aaryanna_Mom][B]The Suggestion:[/B] Which brings me to the suggestion, is it possible to limit people from being able to start a thread when they join? Now since I am not familiar with how the program for this forum works I honestly don?t know if this is even possible. But if it was, it seems like a very tiny restriction of requiring a new member to post in an existing thread so many times would get rid of the problem or at least help curb it. To throw out a number, say requiring five posts before one can start a new thread. Something that would help end the spam bots and yet not truly restrict the true members. [/QUOTE] This should have been done a long time ago, in my opinion. [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=45153[/url]

Shy and I have decided to resurrect one of the most revolutionary and underappreciated RPGS to ever grace OtakuBoards--Final Quest for Glory. Due to the nature of the RPG, I am unable to go into too much depth about the secret features at work here; we would like for it to be a surprise. However, Shy and I have been toiling over this game for hours and those who we have trusted to "test" the RPG have walked away [I]extremely[/I] impressed. Together we have managed to create a three dimensional playspace that transcends the traditional OtakuBoards RPG format. What we have come up with is revolutionary, but we wanted to make sure that it would be extremely simple and easy to play. Please forgive the rather plain-looking sign-up thread. We currently have an artist working on some official artwork for the game that I think you will all like. Anyway, as I said, the RPG is very easy and fun to play. Everyone is welcome. So, sign up and give it a try!

[quote name='DeathKnight][color=crimson']I'm reading it and find it to be enjoyable.[/color][/quote] Whoa, thanks. I didn't think anyone had bothered haha.

Just work harder when you go back, Minako. Tenacity is your crazy glue when things get out of hand. But, to be honest your world isn't falling apart; this is more like a wake-up call. The adult world will give you those pretty often.

[QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial] [I]2. What did you eat for lunch today?[/I] A cigarette.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] So, now you have reached the point where you just forgo the act of smoking the cigarette in favor of just eating it directly? Has it really come to that? And did Digitalboy just manage to write a huge essay on what he eats for lunch!?

[quote name='Nerdsy][color=deeppink']Um, I think we should take out the link to that message board from Topaz's entry, seeing as how the only active forum is full of porn. >.>[/color][/quote] [CENTER][IMG]http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/28/b64569dbf8d43991019723dlg8.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] By the way everyone, I do not mean it to seem as if I am slacking, but I doubt I will be able to do an update this week because I graduate university today and my mom's coming in to visit for the entire weekend. So, I literally do not think I will have an opportunity to sit down at the computer to do the work. :(

I am going to start smoking because of this thread.