Good to see, my followers are back. Hilarious you say? I remember that Shinji, said I was more retarded than funny. Bastard.... Anyways, those mutant ear raping tree monkeys weren't funny they were quite the serious fellows. T-Bone, actually planted his egg in Shinji's head due to severe ear-raping and our precious boards were shut down. Did I ever tell you the one about the politician?
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The farmer said, "I buried 'em all... out back."
The sheriff then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."