Mr. Maul

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Major holidays are lame. Now, minor holidays... That's where it's at. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin][SIZE=1']I think xkcd just convinced me to become an organ donor.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]With me, it was [URL="http://ilictronix.com/staff/niteshade/tracks/DJShadow-OrganDonor%28ExtendedOverhaul%29.mp3"]DJ Shadow[/URL].[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [quote name='chibi-master']Slices of apples with half-slices of cheese placed over them is quite delicious.[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Terrorist. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote=chibi-stair-master]Also, I aim to one day be able to obtain Mr. Maul's ability to say odd things and make them seem perfectly normal and matter-of-fact-ish. [/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Good luck with that one. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]That's because it did. Science. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=10][COLOR=DimGray]TOO FAR. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Xyandar']lol i have never ever been a fan of egg nog and i never will be. However that doesnt make me a terrorist at all. I just cant stand the taste of it.[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Terrorist.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [HR=LightGray]100[/HR] [quote name='Magus][SIZE=1][COLOR=navy]I've never had egg nog, and I'm fine without it.[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Terrorist.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [HR=LightGray]100[/HR] [quote name='AnbuKira13']I dunno I used to like it when I was little. Had it recently just because, felt like I was swallowing a glass of egg whites it was almost a squishy chunky jello sorta texture... I changed my mind on that one real quick and made the roommate drink the rest.[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Almost terrorist, but it sounds like you just got a bad batch.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [HR=LightGray]100[/HR] [quote=Rachmaninoff][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Go back and read a certain member's custom title. Now, whether you did that or not remember, eggnog is nasty stuff. :p[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Double terrorist.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [HR=LightGray]100[/HR] [quote name='Ace][FONT=Comic Sans MS']Guess I'd better join the cell, then.[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Terrorist. And remember, the virgins in OB Heaven are virgins from OB...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Veranda][SIZE=1][COLOR=#EDEDED]2009DigitalBoy[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [HR=LightGray]100[/HR] [quote name='taperson][SIZE=1][COLOR=RoyalBlue]I dislike cheese.[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Unless it's grilled to perfection. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Eggnog is the best dairy-based beverage in the history of ever, and if you disagree with me, then you clearly are a terrorist. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]There was absolutely no hostility in my words. I simply voiced my opinion. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I do everything the old-fashioned way...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][IMG]http://www.fi.edu/learn/sci-tech/bicycle-tech/images/w11.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2009/10/shaveheader.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Man_chopping_wood_-_greyscale.svg/552px-Man_chopping_wood_-_greyscale.svg.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://aam.govst.edu/projects/jshileny/images/loc_images/communication%20pictures/telegraphoperator2_lg.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/bungled-personal-flight-attempt-1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://chestofbooks.com/reference/Wonder-Book-Of-Knowledge/images/The-Abacus.jpg[/IMG] [/center] [hr=darkgray]100[/hr] [quote name='Knucle's Girl']I still use my old VHS player[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]VHS for life.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [quote name='DeathKnight][COLOR=crimson']I light my cigars or pipe with matches sometimes if my lighters are out of fluid.[/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Cigars and pipes should ALWAYS be lit with matches. Always. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Miko Hayashi']I like music that relates to me or situations that involve me...[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I like music that doesn't suck. Also, you relate to the music. The music does not relate to you. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Speaking of felonious Cajun mayonnaise, why are [URL="http://www.cmt.com/lyrics/gorilla-zoe/hood-nigga/19696440/lyrics.jhtml"]these[/URL] lyrics on CMT.com? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Korey][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=1][COLOR=Navy]What's wrong with this picture?[/COLOR][/SIZE'][/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]You're running XP. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]lol @ professional sports. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]If I could have any car in the world, any car at all, bar no expense, [URL="http://www.taberg.info/motortraffar/2004/traff_5/bilder/Corvette-stingray-rod-fr-st.jpg"][COLOR=Blue]it would be this one[/COLOR][/URL]. Lord have mercy.[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Hot damn, [B]Allamorph[/B]. It appears as though we have at least one thing in common. Although, I'd rather have a '78 (like their rear window better), and in black. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]No. #1 is Tom Cruise, and #2 is Steven Shrayler [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I'm more than likely going to consume copious amounts of alcohol as well as various illicit substances whilst dressed as SPAGHETT. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][center][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/mrmaul/spaghett2.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]He'll spook ya.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/center]

[center] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/aa/Balloon_Boy_Hoax_-_14.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=DimGray]"I did it for the show" [SIZE=2]- Balloon Boy[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=DimGray] 2003 - 2009[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]R.I.P.

[center][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] [URL="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21306839/detail.html"]Boy Takes Off in Futuristic Silver Thing After Parents Named Him "Falcon"[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][IMG]http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/up52.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Poor Balloon Boy. R.I.P.

[quote name='Lunox][FONT=trebuchet ms']Simpsons > Futurama > King of the Hill ~ Venture Bros. > South Park > something else > Dog **** > Family Guy[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I see your problem. You have terrible taste in comedy. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]"Look up." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Poised and ready to watch [B]Awakenings[/B]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Awakenings.jpg[/IMG][/center] [quote=Wikipedia][I][B]Awakenings[/B][/I] is a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990_in_film"]1990[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drama_film"]drama film[/URL] based on [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Sacks"]Oliver Sacks[/URL]' [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Awakenings_%28book%29"]memoir of the same name[/URL]. It tells the true story of Oliver Sacks, fictionalized as American Malcolm Sayer and played by [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams"]Robin Williams[/URL] who, in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969"]1969[/URL], discovers beneficial effects of the then-new drug [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L-Dopa"]L-Dopa[/URL]. He administered it to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatonia"]catatonic[/URL] patients who survived the 1917-1928 [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemic"]epidemic[/URL] of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalitis_lethargica"]encephalitis lethargica[/URL]. Leonard Lowe (played by [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro"]Robert De Niro[/URL]) and the rest of the patients were awakened after decades of catatonic state and have to deal with a new life in a new time. Directed by [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Marshall"]Penny Marshall[/URL], the film stars [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro"]Robert De Niro[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams"]Robin Williams[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Heard_%28actor%29"]John Heard[/URL], Ruth Nelson, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_Kavner"]Julie Kavner[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope_Ann_Miller"]Penelope Ann Miller[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_von_Sydow"]Max von Sydow[/URL]. The film has a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameo_appearance"]cameo[/URL] from [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz"]jazz[/URL] legend [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter_Gordon"]Dexter Gordon[/URL] (who died before the film's release) who appears as a patient and then-unknowns [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel"]Vin Diesel[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Pastore"]Vincent Pastore[/URL] play an [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orderly"]hospital orderly[/URL] and a psyche ward patient. [/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Just look at that lineup! [B]John Heard[/B] [I]and[/I] [B]Max von Sydow[/B]? And directed by [B]Laverne[/B] to boot! I'm pressing play right now! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][B]Boo[/B], not sure whether or not your signature is an inside joke/reference to something, however, being an avid practitioner of internet nonsense and tomfoolery, I like it. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Boy... I sure do miss Patrick Swayze. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't get it. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]