Mr. Maul

[quote]Props on the title, made me chuckle. Glad to see this place has loosened up a bit. Back in my day this thread would've been nothing but posts ridiculing/attacking you for "bad taste".[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I think they're all just used to my twisted and sarcastic sense of humor. Either that, or they know that I'll cut their throats while they sleep if they say anything. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]When you dance with Carlos Ray Norris, you let him lead. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't play favorites, as it makes the other bands jealous. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]He wasn't just any dancer; he was a [I]dirty [/I]dancer.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] And yes, he was in [B]The Outsiders[/B] (which was a kinda lame movie, overall. Sorry, P. Swayze...).[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] As for that image, it's a picture of my psychokinetic bodyguard fighting one of Bill Gate's android bounty hunters from the future (I've had some financial troubles lately, but I'd rather not divulge any details). [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote=]I guess he was a little before my time... I don't know who he is, except that Tristan in Yu-gi-oh Abridged said his name a few times.:animeswea[/quote] [center] [IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/mrmaul/gtfo.png[/IMG] [/center]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]And by "Ghost II," I mean, he lost the battle to pancreatic cancer today (he was 57). [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][center][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][IMG]http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/gallery/pat134.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] Crazy-cool like Swayze, fool. Miss y'all, bro! R.I.P.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/center]

[quote name='Nerdsy][COLOR=deeppink']Bomb the everloving **** out of it.[/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]That's my strategy for the whole game. Good ol' enchanted explosive coals. What can't they do? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Only the first level? You missed out. The waterfall level is probably my favorite, if only for the music. But yeah, I did try adjusting the compatibility (Windows 95 was the release) and setting it to 256 colors and all that jazz, but to no avail. I also tried seeing if I could figure out what was going wrong by opening it in a hex editor, but then I realized that'd be too much work, so instead, I just edited the error message for the lulz. [IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/mrmaul/ScreenShot042.png[/IMG] Ah. I would have never have thought to have tried that. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-masterd']Watch out, Mr. Maul, I think Chaos is trying to steal your title of biggest jerk.:rolleyes:[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=10][COLOR=DimGray]SON OF A [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote=taperson][COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1]There are still a few of them in my ashtray.[/SIZE][/COLOR] :animeblus[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Deaf people? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='taperson][SIZE=1][COLOR=RoyalBlue]I hate the deaf.[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Racist. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Nerdsy][COLOR=deeppink']Way I hear it, she then spent about a half hour yelling obscenities at him and his deaf children. Any truth to this?[/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]It was actually closer to a full hour, but yes. I kept telling her they were deaf, but it was no matter. She continued to yell anyway. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I've been awake for nine days straight. I've been talking to the lamp for the past three hours. He's a cocky bastard. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I just gave up and downloaded the Sega CD ROM. What an epic game. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='taperson][SIZE=1][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Just ask Mr. Maul.[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]She hit a deaf man's car out of sheer rage. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]...When I try and play my copy of [B]Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure[/B] (for PC), an error message pops up after the splash screen stating, "Pitfall must be played using the CD-ROM," despite the fact that I am, indeed, using the CD-ROM? Any solutions would be greatly appreciated, as the lack of anticipated nostalgia is killing me. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote=~Cloud~strife~07~]i remember this 1 time me and a friend of mine was taking me home then i said to him wow kev look at that sign it said: "are you on the right rd??" the he said - I better be! then i was like in my head - (wow a sign like that on a street this busy???manthey where asking for it! LOL XD)[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I recognize the words as English, yet I'll be damned (GET IT!?) if I understand a word of it. LOL ORGANIZED RELIGION [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I've been slowly redoing my desktop, and this is what I've got so far:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][URL="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/mrmaul/Desktop1.png"][IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/mrmaul/DesktopThumb1.png[/IMG][/URL][/center] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Shazam. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[center][youtube]lQ3D4CqHbJM[/youtube] [/center] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Greatness. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote=chibi-robo]I cringe whenever I see that you've replied to any thread I have had even the slightest involvement in. :p [/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Likewise. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]"Revenge is a dish best served cold, y'all." - The Quentin Tarantinos The best course of action would be to wait it out, then break up his marriage. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]No. I don't understatement much at all. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]To be honest with you, I'm still mourning the loss of Steve Irwin. R.I.P.

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]He was of no import. People (and by "people," I mean, "the internet") are making a big deal out of the death of a mediocre-at-best DJ. He was in the "band" [B]Crazy Town[/B] back in the day (read, "gay"). He also scratched for [B]Papa Roach[/B] (read, "badass"). Case in point: he's dead. HOW WILL I GO ON!? Now if only [B]Lil' Wayne[/B] will follow suit... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]