Mr. Maul

[quote name='Dragonboym2][COLOR=Blue']I know you! I saw you at Otakon this year! I took your picture![/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Because that's not creepy at all. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]May he rest in peace. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1']Hopefully they'll ban Transformers now.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]1UP [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I tend to have that effect on people. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][center][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] [youtube]7KFo-HZEArA[/youtube][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/center]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I love you, too. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't inform the online world every time I evacuate my bowels, therefore, I neither need nor want to know when your uterus sheds its lining. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[quote name='chibi-master']Why do I find the thought of you stealing hotel bibles so amusing?[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Because you're a terrible person.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [quote name='Gavin][quote=Stephanie][SIZE=1]No, I'm a Pisces! :D[/SIZE][/quote][SIZE=1']If that's an acceptable reason I'll use it as well. ^_^[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]What? You actually believe in that ********? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]When it comes to hotels, I check out with pretty much everything that isn't bolted down. Sheets, pillows, towels, shampoo, conditioner, coffee maker, ironing board, iron, hairdryer, shower head, toilet seat, shaving mirror, lamps, tables, chairs, dressers, mattresses, ice bucket, headboards (most of the bed, actually) light bulbs, smoke detectors, miniature refrigerators, stationary, remote, telephone, bible, hangers, suitcase stand, ice machine, luggage cart, treadmill, fake plants... Just depends on what all's there. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Michael Bay is a tool. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1']I love my meat.[/SIZE][/quote] [RIGHT] [IMG]http://sbbc.net/T.gif[/IMG][/RIGHT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I'll listen to any rap/hip-hop, so long as it's good, but as for "Rap" rap... If it ain't southern-fried, it ain't tried. DJ Screw (R.I.P.) Trae Z-Ro Bun B Lil' Keke Fat Pat Big Hawk Big Pokey Lil' Flip Slim Thug Willie D Scarface Pimp C Jay'Ton Paul Wall DJ Paul Juicy J 8Ball & MJG Lord Infamous Young Buck Crunchy Black Gangsta Boo Michael Watts Rick Ross David Banner Big Boi Trick Daddy Young Jeezy Jermaine Dupri The absolute best "Rap" rap comes straight out of Houston, Texas. Bottom of the map. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Boo][SIZE=1']I'm on this stuff called OB as we speak.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Whoah. Easy there, killer. Don't wanna hurt yourself. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]No, but it helps. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I started making jokes the minute I found out, because to me, nothing is taboo. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='chibi-master']Okay, the next person to downplay my graduation happiness gets strangled with their own small intestine...[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]It's my[I][B] job[/B][/I] to downplay everything in an extremely sarcastic and slightly offensive way. I mean, they don't pay me $2.50 an hour for nothing. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't have time to run errands for you all the time. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][URL="http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/2008/09/borat-star-sach.html"]This[/URL] alone is reason enough to see [B]Bruno[/B]. Funny supersedes orientation. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Darren']but thank someone for macs![/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Steve Jobs? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote=chibi-master] I. GRADUATE. TOMORROW.[/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]FROM. EIGHTH. GRADE. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]You know the storm it will unleash. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Shy][SIZE=1]My years on OB have given me tremendous patience for some of our less.... [I]awesome[/I'] members.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I'm glad you're able to put up with me so well.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [quote][SIZE=1]More likely than not I'd sound just like Raiha.[/SIZE][/quote][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't get it. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=Gray]Welcome to the thread where you post any and all substance-induced thoughts, regardless of how incoherent they may be. Marihuanna, Alkey-hall, pills, and any other consciousness-enhancing substance you could possibly conjure up in your mortal mind, are more than welcome. Imagine [URL="http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=60276%5BB"]The Padded Room Party[/URL], only where everyone is listening to their chemical conscience. Currently, I am thoroughly intoxicated ("pissed," as my friends across the pond would call it.) off of the wondrous elixir known as Southern Comfort (aka, SoCo), as well as a little killer (aka, that sticky-icky, aka, weed, aka, ganja, aka, whatever-you-want-to-call-it)... And it is pretty amazing. Now, some of you may be thinking, "Mr. Maul, how can you type so well when you are clearly sloshed out of your mind?" Well, my friend, the answer is fairly clear: I use Firefox, therefore, I have spell check built in (which makes me sound much less like a dumbass). That, and the fact that I'm fairly OCD (even when I'm drunk). So yeah, I'm listening to music right now, and it's pretty awesome. Feel free to post away in this thread, because I know that I'm not the only one who browses with booze (or any other drug). PS: I have a feeling that this thread is going to quickly be close'd, despite the fact that I'm fairly certain it violates no rules. Post-post script: It took me a half of one hour to type this tiny post. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]A basic knowledge of how Google works is helpful. See, I searched for "scientific name for prostate cancer," and the first result stated: [quote name='Google][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]It is being studied for its ability to delay or prevent recurrent [I]prostate cancer[/I]. The [I]scientific name[/I] is Punica granatum . ...[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote] If I were anyone else, I would be satisfied with "Punica granatum" as the scientific name for prostate cancer. I mean, the result yielded all the keywords I searched for, and it was the number one result, so it had to be it, right? However, being the clever lad that I am, I clicked on the link, and, believe it or not, read through the page. And guess what I found? Lo and behold, Punica granatum was not the scientific name for prostate cancer, but was, in fact, the scientific name for... you guessed it! Pomegranites. So as you can see, just by doing a little thing I like to refer to as "reading," I was able to skillfully deduce that the terms "Punica granatum," and "prostate cancer" are completely unrelated. Neat-o! PS: Medical term for cancer is "malignant neoplasm," and the medical term for prostate is "prostate." [IMG]http://milbut.org/images/the_more_you_know2.jpg[/IMG] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]