Mr. Maul

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I'm pretty sure Google does. Just a guess, though I could be wrong. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Raiha][COLOR=DarkOrchid][FONT=Times New Roman]Well it's not like he was Heath Ledger or anything.[/FONT'][/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]What's that supposed to mean? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Stupid boys with their communicable diseases. Why, I'd be willing to bet they did that on purpose. That's reason enough to hate them all, right? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='taperson][SIZE=1][COLOR=RoyalBlue]I read up on existentialism today. I don't like it[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]How very existential of you. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Not gonna lie... I really wish I knew someone who was cockney. It'd be awesome if I had a friend who spoke English, yet I couldn't understand a single word they said. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]@[B]KawaiiSakura[/B]: I've never watched a Japanese television drama before, but [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][B]Seigi no Mikata[/B] sounds interesting. Is it dubbed, or are there subtitles? @[B]John[/B]: Just looked up [B]Europa[/B]. [B]Max von Sydow[/B] is in it, so I've got to watch it. @[B]Zen[/B]: [B]Pan's Labyrinth[/B] is definitely one of [B]del Toro[/B]'s best films. He's directing the two [B]Hobbit[/B] movies, which is awesome. Yep. Getting ready to watch [B]The Unbearable Lightness of Being[/B]:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][center][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Unbearable_lightness_of_being_poster.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/center] [quote name='Wikipedia][I][B]The Unbearable Lightness of Being[/B][/I] is a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_in_film"]1988 film[/URL] adaptation of the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unbearable_Lightness_of_Being"]novel of the same name[/URL] by [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milan_Kundera"]Milan Kundera[/URL].[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unbearable_Lightness_of_Being_%28film%29#cite_note-RTom-0"][1][/URL] It is directed by [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Kaufman"]Philip Kaufman[/URL] and written by Kaufman and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Carri%C3%A8re"]Jean-Claude Carrière[/URL]. Like the novel, it is set in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague"]Prague[/URL] in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968"]1968[/URL] and details the lives of artists and intellectuals in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czechoslovakia"]Czechoslovakia[/URL] in the wake of the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_Spring"]Prague Spring[/URL] and the subsequent [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warsaw_Pact_invasion_of_Czechoslovakia"]invasion[/URL] by the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union"]USSR[/URL]. It placed 87th on the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years..._100_Passions"]AFI's 100 Years... 100 Passions[/URL'].[/quote][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]It stars [B]Daniel Day-Lewis[/B] (read: "God"). [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]You know who doesn't have a good grapevine? [IMG]http://www.doug-gray.com/blog/Geo_Jungle_02_RevoltingDev_p05.jpg[/IMG] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1']I'm all dressed up 'cause I was off on the pull...[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I had to look up what that meant. Oh, and I also learned something today. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]High five to [B]John[/B], but with a completely straight face. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Sangome][SIZE=1']That thing makes me glad I'm a woman.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Oh, don't worry... They make them for women, too:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][IMG]http://img1.rollingrazor.com/images/products/270/main/2001.jpg[/IMG] [/center] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Blah blah blah, Jonas Brothers reference implying they are women. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Ingrown hairs are an inherent (get it?) risk of shaving. I'm going to be getting one of these:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][URL="http://www.rollingrazor.com/"][IMG]http://img1.rollingrazor.com/images/gallery/products/razors/postcards/1001.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [/center] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] I see ads for it all the time on Facebook. Supposedly, it helps prevent ingrown hairs. Also, it's endorsed by the Jonas Brothers, and Lord knows I'll buy anything their cherub-esque faces are plastered on. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Work is for squares. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Gavin][SIZE=1']His parents, who were the ones to state the boy's devastation were the same ones who wanted a TV-deal to cover the revelation of the parentage of the baby, so excuse me if I take it with a few million grains of salt.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Again, downright [I]hysterical[/I]. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Am I the only one who finds everything about all of this downright hysterical? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't understand the phrase, "guilty pleasure." Do you feel guilt over watching something you enjoy? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Q: How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb? A: [spoiler]In the second place, as someone else has noted, of course![/spoiler][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1]Funnier than [B][COLOR=Red]you're[/COLOR][/B'] face.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Enough said. Oh, and thank you, [B]Sangome[/B], for initiating my spending countless hours browsing [B]TV Tropes[/B]. Good reading. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote name='Dragon Warrior][SIZE=1']There's also the weird one-eyed monster (alright, kids... calm down...)[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Ha! Penis! Phallic double entendres aside, this thread is the reason I joined OB in the first place. Really takes me back... And yes, I do remember those helmet action playset things, however, I never owned any of them. I was more into the books (informational, not fictional/EU) rather than the toys, but don't get me wrong; I did own plenty of the toys. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]You guys remember Shelbies?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][IMG]https://www.groovycart.co.uk/productimages/c000048/p004042_m_shelbylilac1.jpg[/IMG] [/center] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Also, let us not forget the classic "Furby In A Microwave"...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center] [youtube]YZVUHf8JLzs[/youtube] [/center]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Serf, Peasant, and Indentured Servant Furbies. Sharecropper Furbies. Furby Knights, Magistrates, and Lords. Waif, Ragamuffin, and Urchin Furbies. Skilled Artisan, Craftsman, and Tradesman Furbies. Furby Clergymen. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]This is the one I had:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][IMG]http://www.geocities.com/athens/bridge/1111/FurbyRoyalInBox.gif[/IMG] [/center] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]The rumor I had heard as a kid was that Furbies were actually made by the Chinese government to spy on the USA. They already had microphones in them, and the light sensor on their head was actually a tiny camera, and it sent information back to China through UHF radio transmissions. Just the rumor I'd heard. I only half-believed it. I had also heard the swearing rumor, too. Kay mee-mee a-tah! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Latest picture of me:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [center][IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/mrmaul/Myself.png[/IMG][/center]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][B]Chibi[/B], I believe that is the first thing you've ever said that I actually agree with. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[quote=Clurr][FONT=Arial]1. Crepes 2. Bagels 3. Waffles 4. French toast 5. Belgian waffles 6. Pancakes (which, more often than not, I hate hate hate) 7. Muffins[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Whoah whoah whoah whoah.... I'm fairly certain you meant: 1. Crepes 2. Belgian waffles 3. Muffins 4. Pancakes 5. French toast 6. Waffles 7. Bagles [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]