James

[size=1]Ahh, and Transtic...what happened to you last night? Or is that too XXX rated for our lovely boards?[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Will2x [/i] [B] LOL im not horney, im jus kiddin, your not gettin laid by anyone! [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]Yes, that makes two of us, doesn't it? :)[/size]

[size=1]Mario woke up from the hospital and returned home, to Luigi's mansion...where he'd been staying (as Peach had kicked him out of the castle due to his terrible alcoholism). He arrived in the garden and saw Luigi examining his vacuum cleaner... Mario: Hey...what are you doing? Luigi: Oh hey, are you alright? Mario: Yeah yeah...no major problems. What are you up to? Luigi: Oh, well, I'm just working on some cool new moves! Mario: Ahh cool...show me! Luigi aimed his vacuum cleaner at a cactus which was growing in the garden. He pressed a button on his vacuum cleaner and sprayed a beam of ice at the plant. It instantly froze. Luigi: See? Luigi walked over to the cactus and kicked it with his boot -- it crumbled into a thousand little pieces. Mario: Whoa...very good trick! Luigi: Yeah, now I just need to find somewhere to use it... Mario: Hmm...well I heard about a tournament...[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Will2x [/i] [B] yeah...suuure, hangin out...that aint the only thing thats gonna be hangin i bet. [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]:eek: W-what?! *sigh* your poor, horny teenager. That's the first thing that enters your mind, eh? Oh well...take what you will from this thread...lol. I'm [i]sure[/i] Shinji, Transtic and Lady M weren't thinking about sex... ...ahah...ahahahh....[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Will2x [/i] [B]lets see, 3 guys and one girl...all having sex... at james house... nothing odd about that, nothing at all....lol [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]No, no. Not sex...nobody said nothin' about sex. We're just hanging out. Anything wrong with that? Hm, this almost belongs in Games & Stories...lol.[/size]

[size=1](Hmm...this has become a little disjointed, hasn't it? lol. Oh well) Mario wakes up in hospital... Mario: uhhh...my head hurts...*fumbles around* Gah! I can't see!! A Nurse walks into the room... Nurse: Hey hey...it's okay, I put a bandage on your face. You're lucky your nose is so big, it protected you from that vacuum cleaner! Mario: Ugh yes...I remember now. That lil green-trousered bastard will soon feel pain, I swear... Nurse: Now, now...Mario...you're in hospital and you're badly injured. You won't be doing ANY fighting soon. Mario eyes the nurse closely... Mario: Why nurse...you look rather ravishing this morning... *slap!* Nurse: You might be famous, but that doesn't mean squat. You're obviously still dillusional from that blow to the head... Mario might be out of the tournament for a few days yet, but Luigi busily practices his moves infront of his new mansion, determined to show his brother that he can overcome any challenges...[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B] well, if they each get a turn w/ you, then so do i. i'll be over in a few minutes. [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]Alrighty. lol.[/size]

[size=1]Meanwhile, Luigi has just finished clearing the ghosts out of his mansion and was walking around in his garden, inspecting the house from the outside. Luigi: Hmm...it's so boring here. I need something to do. Mario joined him in the garden. Mario: Hey Luigi! Luigi: Hey Mario! Mario: So uh...whatcha doing? Luigi: Just taking a look at the mansion in the daylight...I didn't get a chance last time. I tell you, some players are so terrible...they were spending hours and hours trying to get past my game...it was ridiculously exhausting! Mario: Yes, I have that problem too...I swear, some gamers are idiots. Luigi: Oh well. One game you'll NEVER see me in is Smash Bros. (this conversation took place just before SSBM) Mario: Why not? You have that vacuum there...I'm sure it could uhh...suck very well. *muffled laugher* Luigi: Hey! What's your problem, fat-a-s-s? Mario: What did you call me?! Luigi: You heard me. Mario: Ohh that's it... Mario and Luigi start brawling on the lawn, exchanging kicks and punches. Luigi's vacuum turns out to be a more effective weapon than Mario could have thought...as the next week in hospital proved for him beyond any doubt.[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Will2x [/i] [B] woah james, way to break the rules why doncha, double postings a fatal mistake and you may end up serving 3-4 weeks in ban land. ;) well james looks like you got a couple e boy friends on your hand, i know whos gettin plenty hardcore action tonight! lol be sure to wrap it up! you guzzler you! [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]lol, everyone else double posts like it's a disease yet I never complain. Funny how everyone jumps on me when I do it once. lol ;) And all I can say to your second comment is...yes, yes I will be.[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Master O Beans [/i] [B]James, what you have just done is what's called a "double post", if this rebellious activities continues to take place, I will have no choice but to report you. I have spoken with Transic, and he also thinks you were out of line by this act of double posting...let's try to avoid it from now on... ...sorry to have to get on your case, but some people "double post" just to get their post counter hight, but I'm sure you wouldn't do that....:shifty: -MoB :wave: [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]Well hey, you double posted...so why shouldn't I? :) Heh, I'm really amazed at how much you whine, MoB. It's very amusing. :laugh: [/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shinji v2.0 [/i] [B] Yea but uh, Transtic, you're a, uh, different case. Get my drift? In conclusion, stay away from James, homewrecker, he's mine. Shin [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]Now, now...there's room enough for you both. ....oO(Did I say that or just think it? ...Uh oh...)[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shinji v2.0 [/i] [B] Maybe in [b]your[/b] crazy *** country. Shin [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]Yeah well, there ain't gonna be much activity here 'till YOUR new year's eve...so this might as well be the official new year's eve thread ;)[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shinji v2.0 [/i] [B] Would it shock you if I also said I'm strangely turned on by your presence? Shin [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]No. I get that all the time. (Mystical Pan, it's New Year's Eve...why not let our hair down? heh).[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Master O Beans [/i] [B] ...techno or what type is that??:whoops: [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]It's a mixture. Techno/house/club etc etc. I like Rammstein because it's a mix of electronic and rock...and very heavy. I also like Marilyn Manson, though I didn't buy any of his/their albums this year...only got MP3's ;)[/size]

[size=1]Rammstein: Mutter BeXta: Mixology 3 Ministry of Sound: Club Nation, Australian Tour[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shinji v2.0 [/i] [B] Of course you don't, James. Nobody here is expecting you to forcast the future. [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]You'd be surprised...[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RicoTranzrig [/i] [B]Yup, that'll work nicely... [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]Sweet like sour candy. So when does it start?[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by *GaLxY-GiRl* [/i] [B][color=indigo]My hair's not blonde.... it's an optical illusion! And the Brits eat [i]tarts[/i]..... -why the h-ll am I posting about British people? ... someone stop me.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]Bahah. You remind me of a friend of mine...you type almost exactly like her. lol :excited: Anyhoo...I don't quite see where this thread is going...[/size]

[size=1](I haven't played SSBM, so I don't know what Luigi's moves are...I'm making this up) Character: Luigi Special Move: Vacuum (sucks enemy into vacuum and spits 'em out) Special Finishing Move: Fire Vacuum (shoots out a fireball from vacuum) Helping Move: Health Vacuum (shoots hearts from vacuum) Terminating Move: Ice Vacuum (shoots out cold water from vacuum and turns enemy into ice) Hm, I have no idea how this RPG will go...but eh, I'll try I guess. :laugh: [/size]

[size=1]Hmm okay...I'll try it out. Name: Lynd Age: 27 Hybrid/Human: Hybrid Animal: Fox Abilities (3 Max): 1. [b]Sneak:[/b] The ability to walk without making any sound. 2. [b]Speed:[/b] The ability to run incredibly fast (up to 100km/h). 3. [b]Sly:[/b] The ability to become invisible (used in conjunction with Sneak). That ok?[/size]

[size=1]I had actually come back in here to post on my old FFXII RPG...I spent quite a lot of time on that opening story lol. I guess I must have deleted it. *shrug* Anyway, I feel like getting into another RPG...but I don't know much about these Meteo City RPGs...is a knowledge of the old RPGs required? If so, I'll have to wait for another new RPG to start up. :)[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Master O Beans [/i] [B] ...maybe he meant 'longest' ...[I]Mr. Moody[/I]. Lighten up dammit! :p [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]I agree. Sometimes these facts can be interesting... ...you never know when you'll need information about dolphin sex or pigs looking up at the sky. :drunk: [/size]

[color=indigo][size=1]Can we keep this thread on topic please? :)[/color][/size]

[color=firebrick][size=1] [b]GameCube: Best Game:[/b] Pikmin[b] Worst Game:[/b] The Simpsons: Road Rage [b]GameBoy Advance: Best Game:[/b] Golden Sun[b] Worst Game:[/b] Tony Hawk 3 (You can see it's made by a different developer...it's so much more crappy than the brilliant THPS2) [b]Nintendo 64: Best Game:[/b] The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time[b] Worst Game:[/b] Superman 64 [b]Super Nintendo Entertainment System: Best Game:[/b] The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past[b] Worst Game:[/b] Ultraman [b]Nintendo Entertainment System: Best Game:[/b] Super Mario Bros. 3[b] Worst Game: [/b] Pong (whichever remake you may choose)[/color][/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Son Goten [/i] [B]10. Humans and Dolphins are the only species that are know to have sex for pleasure. [/B][/QUOTE] [color=firebrick][size=1]Ahh, I saw a thing on TV which said that there is a species of monkey which also has sex for pleasure! Hah! hehe. Hmm...the one universal question I have is this: Why is the word "abbreviation" so long, yet the word "long" so short? :worried: [/color][/size]