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[QUOTE=Patronus] You don't have to like gays, but you do have to respect us.[/QUOTE] I don't respect anyone, why should I make a special case for gays?

[QUOTE=kenshinsbabe] To any of you nay-sayers, I say why not? Nothing is impossible. I think alchemy, if someone really worked hard, could turn lead into gold. If it did, just think of the other things we could do to make the world a better place.[/QUOTE] Yes. That's EXACTLY what the world needs. Gold to be so abundant that it might as well grow on trees - and thus be totally useless. Trying to turn pig **** into gold isn't altruistic, it's trying to fumble**** around with stuff so you don't have to actually work at anything and get lucky one day and retire early. It's selfish and lazy, that's what it is. Of ALL the things you could devote your life to, why the hell alchemy? If "nothing is impossible" why the hell are you trying to turn **** into gold? There are better things to research. All of you "alchemists" need to admit you're only studying it because you watch some retarded anime and you want to look all smart and unique by saying you study it. [color=DarkGreen][size=1][b]wrist cutter, I've had to edit some of your language. Be aware that making up your own swear words tends to confuse the automatic censoring, so if you type something like 'fumble****' it WILL actually appear, and not get starred out. [/b][/size][/color] [right][color=DarkGreen][size=1]-Raiyuu[/size][/color] [/right]

1 L'Arc~en~Ciel - New World 321 2 L'Arc~en~Ciel - Killing Me 285 3 L'Arc~en~Ciel - jojoushi 131 4 The Cure - The Figurehead 100 5 L'Arc~en~Ciel - hitomi no juunin 73 6 The Cure - Charlotte Sometimes 69 7 The Cure - Faith 62 8 HYDE - HELLO 59 9 The Police - Every Breath You Take 57 9 TETSU69 - REVERSE 57

I like Japanese music because the Japanese are the coolest race in the world and their music is therefore superior to that from any other country.

Alright. You have the first part like so: [PHP] [/PHP] And you'll have a borderless banner that links somewhere on your site. Remember, this second part can go anywhere in your page. It doesn't have to follow the first part of the script at all.

[quote name='Morpheus']Where does the url go in the borderless code?[/quote] You just put links around the script tags. [PHP] [/PHP] The image will be borderless because of the re-written getbanner() function. The link is still the same old tag.

[quote name='Petie][color=blue]You're going to want to include the link tag [url="http://www.otakuboards.com/..."][/url']in the document.write part of the function though. Otherwise, you won't be able to include different sites ads and they will always link to the same place.[/color][/quote] That's true. However I believe in this case they're all linking to the same place (all the banners are for the same site). But if they do need to go to different places, I could help there too.

Like so: [PHP] [/PHP] That'll show an annoying border on the banners though. Edit the getbanner() function like so: [PHP] function getbanner(){ document.write('') } [/PHP] ...and you'll have a banner that links without a border.

I've got it working now. [PHP] [/PHP] I tested this and it worked. Part of the problem was that you had a space in a variable name (Weekly Links I changed to WeeklyLinks), and part of it was my fault.

[quote name='Morpheus']Can I just C&P the first code and fill in the blanks?[/quote] Yeah, should be OK as long as everything is filled in right. Oh and be sure to delete the space between the arrow and IMG.

If you just want random banners, that's something rather easy to accomplish. [CODE] var pos=Math.floor(Math.random()*(A-1)) var B=new Array(A) B[0] = "C" B[1] = "D" . . . B[A-1] = "E" function getbanner(){ document.write(< IMG SRC=" +B[pos]+">") } [/CODE] A = number of different banners you have. B = name of the array of banners. C...E = the URLs for your banners. Basically this code just picks a random number and creates an array of URLs. When you call the function getbanner() it just writes the code for an image based on the random number it picked earlier. Remember you have to call the function somewhere in your code. This particular script should go somewhere up towards the top. Then when you want your banner inserted, write something like [CODE]getbanner()[/CODE] and you're done. And also note all the code needs to be wrapped with < script > and < /script > tags.

[quote name='Blackjack][color=DarkGreen]So while [i]"chou no kawaii"[/i] is correct Japanese, the [i]"no"[/i'] is optional in an informal, spoken context.[/quote] I don't really think "no" would be used at all in this case because "kawaii" isn't a noun. It doesn't really make sense to include "no" before an adjective. But as you said, "chou" is so informal there's really little reason to even consider it. Basically, if you're in a formal situation, just don't say "chou" at all.

[quote name='Jin][COLOR=Navy][B]You are sort of right, I think there is just saying kawaii is just plain easier to say.[/B'][/COLOR][/quote] ...well yeah it's easier, that's not the point. Saying "kawaii" is not the same as saying "chou kawaii". It's a different meaning. Whether or not one is shorter is irrelevant.

[QUOTE=Momiji Love]Alright...I don't even know where I found it,but wherever it was it said "chou kawaii" means 'super cute'. I was talking to my friend Ayla and she said it was "chou no kawaii".I didn't think that was right,but I neither her are huge Japanese language buffs. So who is right? If either of us?[/QUOTE] "chou" can be used as a prefix, so there's no need to say "chou no kawaii"... just say "chou kawaii". It's so informal anyway, even if it did need a "no" no one would say it.

[quote name='Japan']Nori, bean paste dissolved in water, tofu...that's all that I can remember off the top of my head. [/quote] You can put anything in miso soup, I believe. It can be really fancy or really plain. Tofu isn't required for it to count as "miso soup" though it is often there, if I recall correctly. I'm no expert on Japanese food though, considering I can't stand most of it. They do have miso soup with pretty much every meal seemingly though.

[quote name='Pumpkin']If I were to go to Japan, I would most likely visit the places that people would most likely never dream of going to. Like Kyoto[/quote] Kyoto has just as many foreigners walking about it as Tokyo does. Kiyomizudera is probably Japan's biggest tourist attraction, except for maybe Miyajima and the torii there. Anyway, Kyoto is probably a bigger destination for Tokyo for travellers.

[quote name='x kakashi x']Some people are scarred for life due to embarrasment or harassment from other people.[/quote] That's because they're pussies and they probably had it coming anyway. Why are you taking advice from Dr. Phil anyway?

I've been to Japan and the first thing I did, each time, was find a place to stay the night.

A prime example of a child who needs to be beaten more often. What a little ****.

[QUOTE=drive_monster] Yeah, stealing is morally wrong, but it can be justified. If I had access to a physical store that sold Japanese CDs, then I would own the CD for every The Pillows album and all the other songs I've downloaded. But there isn't, and I'd rather download them than risk buying from a shady website.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Here are some legitimate websites that sell legitimate Japanese CDs: [url]http://www.yesasia.com[/url] [url]http://www.cdjapan.co.jp[/url] [url]http://www.hmv.co.jp[/url] Now there are no more excuses.

Bill Gates is the hottest man in the world.

I did something similar to that for all the hiragana and katakana and 52 kanji. The only difference is that it isn't animated. Examples: Hiragana: [img]http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/japanese/ki.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/japanese/wa.jpg[/img] Katakana: [img]http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/japanese/ke.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/japanese/ra.jpg[/img] Kanji: [img]http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/japanese/what.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/japanese/school.jpg[/img]

[quote name='Delta']I had a teacher who spoke only Japanese and whose English was still in its embryonic stage. She talked with us in rudimentary Japanese and pretty soon we were able to reply in the same language. It really helps if you have someone who knows Japanese and will talk to you only in Japanese.[/quote] That's very true. While in Japan, I found when I was with someone who spoke English fairly well, I resorted to it too often. It really does help to be with someone who is only going to speak Japanese with you. But before you go diving into that I really think you should know some basics... and by basics I mean a few years of study. You don't really need books for hiragana and katakana. It's like buying a book to learn the ABCs or something. Here are the two charts: [url=http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/hiragana.gif]Hiragana[/url] [url=http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/lovestation/crap/katakana.gif]Katakana[/url] First of all, flashcards will do amazing things for you. Don't buy pre-made ones because they're a waste of money (buy more kanji dictionaries or something instead, you can never have too many). Just make some cheap ones and you'll find you'll be able to read them in no time. But you also need to be able to write them, so practice practice practice. If you need any help, feel free to PM me and I'll see what I can do. The two writing systems are fairly straightforward but there are a few tricks ("wo" actually being another "o" for example). Furigana isn't a separate writing system. It refers to when hiragana are placed around a kanji (usually on top) to aid in reading the kanji, if it may present a problem. This is especially common in children's books and manga where kanji knowledge greatly varies among the readers, so furigana are placed next to kanji younger readers might not know yet. Sometimes people get creative with furigana... they'll write one thing in kanji, and then put separate furigana above it. A lot of times I see "kisetsu" (season) written in kanji in lyrics, and then furigana "toki" (time) written over it. In this case, you read the kanji as the furigana instructs, but the kanji add sort of a twist to it.

I've been studying Japanese for over five years and have been to Japan twice... so I have some room to give advice. First of all, buy this: [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/4770028555/qid=1113369175/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-6894262-8348630[/url] I use it all the time... it has been immensely helpful. I've tutored some people in Japanese, and it's hard to find the right learning technique. Once you get enough of the basics down, the best way to learn is just be the example of the Japanese... find Japanese websites, speak with Japanese people... etc.

[quote name='Akari_Demon']I don't really see a problem with it, if the artist are truly losing money over this than a lot of artist would have already been out, yet i have never heard a case of any music artist or any artist company going out of buisness. There is nothing wrong with stealing of the internet (hacker side of me) if it is on the internet it is whoever can get to it first. It is the internet, technically it does not exist.[/quote] So I guess it's cool if I hack into your computer and delete all your files, because they "technically don't exist".