The Unholy Newt

I don't believe in revenge. I am comforted in the fact that whatever the ba$tard has done, I know that I am better than he is (or she, depending on the circumstances). Also they will get what coming to them, i.e karma. Also there is the vicious cycle of vengeance. I'll bring it back to medieval times. You get into a fight with a man in a tavern, you kill him. His son, enraged kills you. And in turn, your son kills the other man's son, and so on. Eventually they all go Romeo & Juliet on each other, two families constantly at war with each other. They kill 5 of your men, you kill 10 of theirs kind of thing. It is pointless. And Harry, I'm sorry, but you really are an idiot. I am told all the time to respect my elders, but come on. You have some serious growing up to do. ~TUN

The basic idea of 'karma' exists everywhere in life. - You don't brush your teeth, they get bad and fall out. - You don't eat properly, you get malnutrition. - You punch someone, they'll generally punch you back. - You kill someone, you get jailed. - You be nice to someone, they'll be nice to you. - Study, do homework, you get good grades. It isn't exactly 'magical', but it definetely does exist. And cloricus, with the 'newbie wiccan crap' as you so graciously put it. Don't insult what you don't understand. You have no idea wether wicca is actually true or not. So be careful what you say, you never know, someone on this board could be wiccan and you could have a hex put on you or something. Just remember, karma doesn't just apply to deeds, it applies to everything. ~TUN

Even if there was a reason for the hospital to pull the plug, they still would have to get consent from the patient's family. The family have every right to sue that doctor and the hospital for all they're worth. ~TUN

Well if it is interfering with your studies then you should probably quit. Especially if you work during the day and then have classes, it can be very tiring. Also you'd want to put in time for studying and sleeping. Last year in grade 10 I found it hard to get time for all that with extra-curricular activities, karate, etc. And that totally buggered me. And that is only High School, and this is college we're talking about here. So if you don't need the cash, I'd consider resigning. ~TUN

I say that you should stay with your job, for the time being anyway. I mean, college is pretty damn expensive and you'll need some way to pay it off, also to get text books, food, rent, etc. So you should probably stay with it until you get a better paying job. And congrats, happy for you. It seems a lot of peoples lives around here are picking up a bit. For those people who know me, my decision has been made and I'm not going to move to Canberra with my parents. I'm going to move in with my sister and her husband until I graduate. Well, good luck with college, hope you get good marks. ~TUN

Here are the links to all of Harry's post since his supposed 'Final' post. Now, look at each of them and still tell us that any of them conveys the sadness one would feel after losing a loved one. I don't think so. When my grandmother died, I didn't speak a single word for five days. Now, Harry's twin sister has supposedly died, but now a mere few days after Harry is happily posting away, apparently oblivious to the tragedy that has supposedly befallen him. His 'final' post was made on the 21/02/2003. But all of these posts are dated 23/02/2003. Hmm, strange. 1: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=359479#post359479[/url] 2: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=359495#post359495[/url] 3: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=359528#post359528[/url] 4: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=359549#post359549[/url] 5: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=359579#post359579[/url] 6: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=359583#post359583[/url] 7: [url]http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=359626#post359626[/url] There. 7 posts when he was supposed to have left OB. Well according to this, he is obviously not gone, and definetley not dead. Now Jenni, does he really deserve this respect you talk about? I think not. ~TUN

No one is saying that Harry's sister, if she exists, has done anything wrong. It is to do with the fact that Harry isn't very well like on these boards. What did he do you ask cloricus? Have you even read some of his posts. Why don't you take a look has his "Religious people are less intelligent than Non Religious people" thread. Like Liam, I found that thread extremely offensive. I may not be very religious, but I know that was wrong. Are you going to say that Liam is unintelligent? I don't think so. Most of Harry's (And I say most, not all). Were arrogant, controversial and offensive. His last post was simply a cry for attention and most people know it. `TUN

[i]I sat and stared at the man standing over me. I had no idea what was going on. The last thing I could remember was being pushed up against a wall and something being tightened around both my wrists. I then blanked out again and woke up inside the back of a vehicle. The man stared down at me looking very frustrated. The room we were in was a very dank grey room. I was seated at a bland table with my hands resting on it in front of me. They were banded together by a set of handcuffs.[/i] [b]Man:[/b] Can you please tell me, what is your goddamn name!? [b]Me:[/b] I . . . I don't know. I don't know who I am, where I live. Please . . . just tell me what is going on. [i]I covered my face with my hands and let out a large yell. I was at the point of tearing my hair out from my head.[/i] [b]Me:[/b] I'm so confused, can you please tell me what is going on. [i]The man looked at me sympathetically and left the room, left me all alone . . . wondering what was going to happen to me.[/i] ~TUN

[b]Name:[/b] Tyrone Adams (Ty) [b]Age:[/b] 25 [b]Description:[/b] Ty is a very muscular and large man owing to his exceptional strength. He is of African-American descent and is tall with dark brown hair. He has deep grey eyes that add to his to his mystique and make him look rather attractive. He dresses in a grey muscle shirt and a brown leather jacket on top. He also wears a pair of faded blue jeans and black combat boots. [b]Ability:[/b] Enhanced Strength and Endurance ~TUN

[i]Bradley turned away from the sinking continent and went to the captain's cabin. All in all the mission was succesful. Now Charis would go to Briton and marry Taliesin, the father of Myrrdin, the discoverer and protector of Arthur, the Bear of Briton. He opened a cupboard and the un-concious captain fell out. He stuck a peculiar looking needle into the captain's neck and the captain shuddered. He would awoke in a few minutes with no memory of Bradley, but the memory of what Bradley, or he had done. Bradley called up HQ on his radio and informed them of his succesful mission. He closed his eyes and after a few seconds opened them again. He found himself standing back on the planet. He handed his equipment back into the equipment room and went back to his room. Bradley swiped his card through slot and the door to his room opened. He walked in and slumped onto his bed and lay there. He reached over to his bedside table and grabbed a framed photo of his father and mother when they were young. His mother was a very beautiful woman, he wondered what she was like. His eyes drifted over to his father. The one attribute of his father that Bradley had retained was his eyes. His father's good looks hadn't really carried over to him. At least that is what Bradley thought. He then flashed back to when he found his father. He just been dropped off by the bus from preschool and he walked in the door and just stopped. Hanging from the ceiling by a steel cord was his father. His beautiful grey eyes had clouded over and lost their beauty. He still had the terrible look if grief imprinted on his face, and though ,Bradley mourned his loss, he felt happy for his father, to escape the horror of his mother's death. Bradley placed the picture back on the table and laid back onto his pillow and closed his eyes. He could still see his father's face in front of him. It was rare for Bradley to not see it every second of the day. Eventually he fell down into a deep, dreamless sleep . . .[/i]

I wasn't acting like a dickhead about your compliment cloricus, I was merely informing you that it was an avatar available from otaku's avatar library. Stopping taking everything I say as an insult. And Raven, I said that people in your sig had preference. Anyone who hates cloricus is quite welcome to get a few kicks in. And I have the authority, I made the thread. I'm not warping to my needs anyway, I'm just trying to create a half decent storyline, or would you prefer the storyline to be; "Once upon a time there was a person called cloricus. Cloricus was hated by a particlular group of people, so these people decided to go kill him." How is that? Sorry about that Luci, I didn't mean to be all spiteful, but I did. Also can the people who signed up, POST IN THE BLOODY RPG!!!!! Till next time, I'm a british person.

[i]Bradley crawled hand over up the thick anchor rope to the Lady Marlade. He crept silently into the captain's cabin and waited. The door opened and the captain walked in.[/i] [b]Captain:[/b] What are you doing here? [b]Bradley:[/b] I'm afraid I am going to have to take this ship. [b]Captain:[/b] I'd like to see ye do that laddie. [i]Bradley pulled a taser out from beneath his cloak and pressed it into the captain's neck. He shuddered and fell to the floor as 10,000 volts passed through his body. He took out a gun with a needle on the end of it and injected it into the captain's arm. It slowly filled the chamber up with the dark blood of the captain. He then took it and injected it into his own arm. He winced as he felt his body re-adjust itself. He features twisted and his bones cracked as his body morphed into the form of the captain. That was the part of the job that Bradley hated. He then hid the body and walked out onto the main deck and called out to the man at the wheel.[/i] [b]Bradley:[/b] Set off sailor, we're sailing for Kellios. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- [i]Bradley finally caught sight of the grand city of Kellios. They pulled into port and attached to the dock. Bradley walked down into the city and headed for the palace of King Avallach. He finally arrived at the vast building. Bradley was able to walk right up the stairs and inside the palace. The king was very trusting. He found his way to the quarters he was searching for. He knocked on the door and after a few moments it opened and he looked into the face of Princess Charis, The Lady of the Lake.[/i] [b]Charis:[/b] May I help you? [b]Bradley:[/b] Yes m'lady,I'm not going to lie to you. You know what is going to happen to this continent in a matter of hours. [b]Charis:[/b][i]Shocked[/i] How do you know!? [b]Bradley:[/b] I am a very informed man m'lady. But I'm here with a boat and crew, we need to get you and your father out of this place as soon as possible and sail for the British Isles. [b]Charis:[/b] I understand. I will meet you at your ship in an hour with my father and the rest of the palace residents. I hope it is big enough. [b]Bradley:[/b] Don't worry m'lady, it is. [b]Charis:[/b] Good. What is your ship called? [b]Bradley[/b]The Lady Marlade. [b]Charis:[/b] Then you shall meet me there in an hour. Good day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- [i]Bradley watched as the contingent of King Avallach's palace walk up the gang plank to the ship. After all were settled Bradley gave the order to set sail. A good half hour into the journey to Briton, Bradley turned around and took one last look at Atlantis as it sunk into the ocean.[/i] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ~TUN

Sounds good. Count me in. [b]Name:[/b] Bradley James Russo [b]Age:[/b] 26 [b]Appearance:[/b] Short, brown, military cut styled hair. Cold grey eyes that convey the deep sorrow lurking in the depths of his very being. He wears a simple grey short sleeved muscle shirt, black pants and a pair of combat boots. [b]Bio:[/b]A grunt working under the command of Jonathon. His mother died while giving birth to him and five years later, unable to cope with the loss of his wife, his father commited suicide leaving Bradley orphaned and alone. He was picked up by on of the maintenance crew members in one of the stations on the planet and raised by him and his wife. To take his mind off his losses, Bradley, worked out and studied history and strived for excellence so that his efforts would be recognised by the Special Task Force. Even though Jonathon is his senior, they became good friends while working together, especially drawn together because of the fact they both lost their father.

ooc: Cloricus, this is medieval times. Words like 'crap' and 'snitches' did not exist. ic: [i]Ezrael sat and thought for a moment.[/i] [b]Ezrael:[/b]I think we should go back to the inn. I'm tired of running from those accursed bounty hunters. If worse comes to worse, I'll take them all down myself. [b]Aegis:[/b] You won't have to. I'll be standing right beside you. [i]Ezrael stood up and the duo started to make their way back toward the inn. While using a shortcut through an alleyway, Ezrael stopped, grabbed his crossbow, pivoted on his heel and fired. The bolt landed with a thud right between the eyes of a bounty hunter assasin. He dropped his weapon and fell limply to the ground. He drew his sword and spun around just in time to block a blow from a second assasin. He looked over and saw Aegis battling another one. He parried another hit from his opponent but before he could react he was grabbed in a full-nelson. Instead of struggling, Ezrael simply threw himself backwards to the ground crushing the assasin beneath him. He pryed off the dead arms and rolled away just as the other assasin's sword plunged through the chest of the one he had just crushed. Ezrael spun on his side and sweeped the assasin's legs out from under him and as he fell Ezrael drew his other crossbow and shot him through the side of the skull. Ezrael struggled to his feet and dusted himself off. He looked over just as Aegis' blade plunged through the ribs of his opponent. He wiped his sword off on the tunic of one of the assasins. He went to each one he killed with his crossbow and yanked the bolts out and cleaned them off and put them in his bolt pouch. He then searched the four bodies and plundered them of their gold.[/i] [b]Ezrael:[/b] Let's go before more come. ~TUN

And people can still join now that the RPG has started, just as long as I ok it. And whose avatar were you refering to? If it's mine, pssht it's one of the default avatars.

[i]Ezrael awoke from his nightmares in a disgusting, rotted room at a tavern on the outskirts of Serenia. He stumbled up, slipped into some clothes and made his way downstairs. Aegis was sitting at the bar waiting for him when he got down there. He sat next to her and ordered a glass of ale from the barkeep.[/i] [b]Ezrael:[/b] So how did the meetings with the Daventrian ambassador go? [i]The barkeep gave Ezrael his ale and Ezrael gave him a few coins.[/i] [b]Aegis:[/b] They are sympathetic to our cause but not prepared to commit their forces as of yet. They don't see any benefits in aiding us at this point in time. [b]Ezrael:[/b] Well we can't take back Serenia with just the forces loyal to me that left when I was banished. [b]Aegis:[/b] I think our best bet is to rouse the peasantry into action against Cloricus and while the majority of his troops are occupied in crushing the rebellion, sneak in and cut the bastard's throat. [b]Ezrael:[/b] It's too risky. His little assasin dog protects him. [i]Nearby, hooves could be heard in the distance.[/i] [b]Ezrael:[/b] Sounds like trouble, we better get out of here. [b]Aegis:[/b] I bet it's more of those goddamn bounty hunters. [i]Ezrael fished into his tunic and pulled out a few gold pieces to pay for there stay and gave them to the barkeep. Ezrael ran back up to his room to fetch his weapons and armour and came back down. The barkeep showed Ezrael and Aegis a rear exit for customers who wish to leave unnoticed. Ezrael thanked the barkeep and they left.[/i] ~TUN

Stop bloody telling people that they have to be on your side to join, because they don't. Just because you're unpopular. ~TUN

The affiliations so far [Ezrael] TUN Harlequin Etarah's Maverick Raquel [Undecided] WolfMaximus13 Raven [Cloricus] (The Dark Axis) Cloricus Jesus Chicken Marbar Deedlit You can expect the RPG to begin in the next couple of days. I'll just assume that no one is starting with me at the beginning unless they post here or PM me before I begin. And may the best wo/man that isn't Cloricus win. ~TUN And now for something completely different

Sorry about that, it was actually supposed to be Lawful Neutral, which you can have, you can have a lawful evil paladin as well if you want. You just have to follow a single deity. Anyway, if a Good Deity can have a Paladin and an evil deity can have a blackguard, it syands to reason that there has to be a neutral paladin. And anyway, it's my RPG, my rules so i'll have a LN paladin if I want. In my D&D gaming group we have a saying. . . "Cause the DM said so" Also can people post and tell me if they are actually with me at the start of the RPG. And Deedlit you can still join. You don't have to join Cloricius' so called "Axis of Evil" though. ~TUN

Since when did I say that you couldn't have any weapons and had to sit there and wait to be killed. The only problem I had was with the army if you remember correctly. And that isn't the reason Raven doesn't like you. She doesn't like you because you are an arrogant, egotistical, self-righteous, untolerant of other peoples opinions, super opinionated, always has to be right, annoying *******. There's probably more but I couldn't be bothered right now. ~TUN

I'm probably a bit late in putting on my opinion but I'd just like to say I know exactly how you feel. At the moment we have about 100 bucks to our name, we are running close to having no food and there a still a s**t load of bills to pay. Not to mention the school fees. Plus the fact I've got to move to Canberra which means new school, new town, no friends, nothing except my parents. And that will imprint on us financially big time. Also it has been a huge shock and dissapointment to all my friends. And it makes me feel really bad because now they are sad cause I'm going. Also this gives me an opportunity to explain fully why I am actually moving. My mother has been at her job for a few months now nad her boss has it in for her big time. She all these requirements and quotas and stuff she has to meet by certain times and her boss has risen them to make them unattainable. Every tiny little mistake my mother makes, her boss blows it up into a huge issue and makes a giant fuss over it. Mum has gotten to the point that she walks into work in fear of being bullied and humiliated. Unfortunately for her my father moved to Canberra at the beginning of this month and it has been hell on her. Also her boss found out about it and now she knows that mum has very little moral support and it makes her an easier target. Mum is now applying for several jobs in Canberra because the ones in Toowoomba aren't in her area of expertise or down pay enough for us to continue on. So Liam I'll just say that I really feel for you and I hope everything turns out okay. ~TUN

[i]The continent of Chromatia was mainly at peace. The largest country, Serenia was under the rule of it's greatest leader, Emperor Tyrael Raeli. He was a fair and just ruler and was loved and respected by all. As far as he was aware, he had gained no enemies. But now the land of Serenia is at an unrest. The Emperor Tyrael Raeli has been assasinated by persons still unknown in the continent of Chromatia. The throne has been ursurped from the emperors heir, Ezrael Raeli by an evil tyrant by the name of Cloricus Pellamorguilan, the emperors most trusted advisor. He has seized the throne and driven Ezrael and his closest friends out of Serenia and declared them as outlaws, blaming him as the assasin of the emperor. Some number of years have passed giving time for Ezrael to plan his vengeance and gathering all possible support, Ezrael intends the return to Serenia, kill Cloricus for the crime he knows he has commited and claim his rightful place as the ruler of Serenia.[/i] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Pick a side. You can either be on mine or Cloricus'. The people who actually PMd me or Raven to be in this has first preference on being in it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Name:[/b] Ezrael Raeli [b]Race[/b]: Human [b]Class:[/b] Paladin [b]Alignment:[/b] Chaotic Neutral [b]Weaponry & Armour:[/b] Twin flaming greatswords passed down from his line. Twin pistol crossbows. A suit of spiked full platemail. [b]Description:[/b] Ezrael is a very large intimidating man. He has a shaved head. His eyes are a cold piercing grey and when you look at the you can see the sign of a great mind. He is the kind of person that has biceps the size of tree trunks and could easily crushed someones skull just by pinching it. His platemail is black and has the Raeli family coat of arms painted on the front. Over it he wears a simple black cloak. [b]Bio:[/b] Ezrael is the rightful heir to the throne of Serenia. In the years leading to his fathers assasination he was very close friends with Cloricus until he drive him out of the country. Knowing that one day he would wear the Serenian crown, he spent all of his time either studying and learning from his tutors or out in the castle training grounds building his skills. But now all of his times is spent planning againts Cloricus to bring him down. ~TUN

Here are my pics - [b]NewtLord[/b] [url]www.jeremiahproject.com/graphics/demon1.gif[/url] [b]NewtBeast[/b] [url]norsaw.mybravenet.com/animals/evillizard.gif[/url] [b]Newtling[/b] [url]www.aztecnews.com/stamps/images/aliens/Alien2/reptile21.gif[/url] You'll have to resize them, they are bit big. ~TUN

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[b]Name:[/b] NewtLord [b]Magic Type:[/b] Dark [b]Type:[/b] Reptile [b]Picture:[/b] I'll edit in a link later [b]Effects:[/b] Summon Newt - Go through deck and if there is a Newt creature you may put it into play without summoning sickness. Your NewtLord sacrifices his turn. Fusion - Deals target creature/player X Dark damage. Example, if you tap 3 dark magic cards, the target creature/player is dealt 3 damage. [b]Description:[/b] The King of all Newtkind. All Newt creatures obey him no matter what and he has a strong influence in other reptiles. His tongue is razor sharp and can flick out and be used as a slashing weapon. He is considered however to be more a demon than a reptile. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw someone else had more than one card, so if that is allowed, here is my extra ones. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Name:[/b] NewtBeast [b]Magic Type:[/b] Dark [b]Type:[/b]Reptile [b]Picture:[/b] I'll edit in a link later [b]Effects:[/b] Poison - Players recieves 1 damage per round until NewtBeast is sent to the graveyard. Acid Blast - Destroys target land [b]Description:[/b] Underling of the NewtLord. His tongue has the same abilities as the NewtLord's as does every other Newt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Name:[/b] Newtling [b]Magic Type:[/b] Dark [b]Type:[/b]Reptile [b]Picture:[/b] I'll edit in a link later [b]Effects:[/b] Poison - Players recieves 1 damage per round until NewtBeast is sent to the graveyard. Acid Blast - Destroys target land [b]Description:[/b] Little insignificant creature though when in mass numbers can prove a challenge. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ~TUN