The Unholy Newt

Kool Aid, a ranger can only have four spells. So you'll have to delete four. I'm goin to start the RPG now, so please wait a min or two.

Baz: I'm not running away. I've got better things ro do, like kill Dr. John. [i]He continues on to the centre of the compound. As thet get closer they hear what sounds like chanting. They get to the middle and see what was going on. There were a bunch of cult members gathered around the altar, and then Baz saw him, Dr. John! He was holding a knife above a naked woman who was screaming for mercy. "A Sacrifice!" Baz thought. He raised his shotgun and pointed it at Dr. John's head. However when he pulled the trigger he was bumped off aim by Siren and only got him in the shoulder, sending him flying back into the crowd of cult members. The rest of the group ran up, they obviously had finsihed off the other cultists.[/i]

Rangers can also have spells I'll list them - You can choose four of these - Alarm Animal Friendship Delay Poison Detect Animals or Plants Detect Snares and Pits Entangle Magic Fang Pass without Trace Read Magic (Pointless Spell) Resist Elements Speak with Animals Summon Natures Ally I Again PM me for more info on spells.

[i]Baz fell in behind the procession, he tapped a cult member on the shoulder. The cult member turned around to be met with a shotgun which Baz had drawn from inside his cloak. Baz pulled the trigger and blew the cult members brains all over the member in front of him's cloak. Hearing the shot the rest of the members turn around and get mowed down by various types of fire. Afterwards the floor his covered by dead cult members, blood, guts and other pretty things. Obviously hearing the gunfire, other Voodoo cult members rush around the corner except these ones are carrying weapons. They have a huge shoot out, during the fight, Baz takes a bullet to the shoulder. He retreats around the corner to get away from the spray of bullets and head toward the centre of the temple . . .[/i]

If you want to learn. Buy a Players Handbook. It'll give you whatever you need to know.

I'm changing the spell amount. You can cast 8 spells. You can choose four of these - Resistance Ray of Frost Detect Poison Daze Dancing Lights Flare Light Ghost Sound Disrupt Undead Mage Hand Mending Open/Close Arcane Mark Detect Magic Presdigitation Read Magic And 4 of these - Alarm Endure Elements Hold Portal Shield Grease Mage Armour Mount Obscuring Mist Summon Monster I Unseen Servant Comprehend Languages Detect Evil Detect Secret Doors Detect Undead Identify True Strike Charm Person Hypnotism Sleep Acid Arrow Magic Missile Tenser's Floating Disk Change Self Color Spray Silent Imagr Ventriloquism Cause Fear Chill Touch Ray of Enfeeblement Animate Rope Burning Hands Enlarge Erase Expeditious Retreat Feather Fall Jump Magic Weapon Message Reduce Shocking Grasp Spider Climb PM me for any info on these spells. And I will not be playing a character in this RPG. I will act as DM (Dungeon Master). I tell you what happens, where you are who attacks you, etc. Someone can play my character if they want.

OOC:Knocks!? You don't knock when you are about to burst in and flatten the place. lol. [i]Baz waited for a couple of seconds then got impatient. He lifted his foot and kicked the door down. There was no one inside.He lead the group to the lift. He pressed the button and the door opened. They got inside and pressed the button for the basement.[/i]

Can you actually be DM. I thought you had to be a character. I'll be DM then.

I know what it is Dark Apocalyps, I am a DM. We just never play it on a board. We don't use anything except our Charater Sheets and our precious precious dice. What edition do you play? We just converted to 3rd edition from 2nd.

Board game? Like Monopoly or something?

How many D&D players are there on Otaku? What edition do you play. Any comments, stuff like that.

Hey does anyone have the guitar tabliture to Garbage-I Think I'm Paranoid? I'm playing it for Battle of the Bands and I can't find decent versions on the net?

OOC: I'm sick of doing it though.

OOC: THAT IS IT! I'M AM OUT OF THIS RPG!!! [i]Rogan jumps out of the Vat and onto the ground. He is suddenly surrounded by evil catdog creatures who swarm him and rip him into tiny itty bitty pieces. Good Bye Rogan. RIP.[/i]

attention seeking? i do not want attention

I know . . . that is exactly why i didn't. I still get sad about it sometimes though.

You just haven't had those kind of feelings for someone else. When that girl in my other post broke up with me I was so close to killing myself. I am glad I didn't though.

I feel the same way about bot Raven and Harlequin. I mean they are kind of unorthodox but who can blame them. They got subjected to a Catholic School. That can turn any one insane. And if anything happened to either of them i would be rather dissapointed.

i am the same. I have been marching in the morning service since i was 3 (Dad carried me) and Dawn service since i was 5 or 6. And i have had the occasional veteran talk to me about the ANZAC spirit. Once I think I even shed a tear durind Dawn Service (Yes I do actually have a heart)

I was in a long term relationship once. and i was absolutely fascinated and enthralled by this person. I thought this was the person for me. But a while later she just tossed me aside like a used toy. So I hate love. I was depressed for about 4 months afterwards.

[i]After pickpocketing several tavern goers. The group of them go to pay their way out. Once the barkeep made the door reappear, Rogan quickly ripped out his rapier and neatly decapitated the Barkeep.[/i] Enron: Congratulations Rogan, you now own a tavern.

OOC: Oh by the way. You can't kill them. That happens later. . . [i]Malek draws his rapier and stalks toward Stryfe. Stryfe looks over at him and dismounts. They touch their rapiers together in a kind of salute and then draw them away ready to fight. It was Styrfe who swung first taking a shot at Malek's head, who ducks just in time answering with an uppercut. With a slight look of annoyance passing quickly over his face, Stryfe trys to hit Malek again, but finds to his suprise that this pathetic human is actually a competent swordsman. After a while of fighting, the horsemen all gather together again. And open up a portal and disappear through it. Malek quickly runs up and trys to enter before it closes but is to late.[/i] Malek: F**K!!

Name: Pete Seria Vehicle: Humvee (Best vehicle in existence) Attitude: Pretty easy-going, unless you s**t him off. He is a convoyist.

In this RPG. I am going to use Dungeons & Dragons rules. At the end of fights and things. You will be awarded with XP (Experience Points.) When you get a certain amount of XP you go up a level (Everyone starts on level 1). Each level you get better skills, spells etc. You are a group of Adventurers. Hired by the king of Pthora, Koron to retrieve an ancient relic, rumoured to be able to kill a God. Koron, (Who is a God. But the adventurers don't know that) Wants it to kill his enemy, the Evil God Thrak. Here is an Example D&D Character Sheet: Name: Race: Character Class: (Rogue, Mage, Fighter etc.) Allignment:(One of these, Evil, Good or Neutral. You can also pick Chaotic or Lawful eg. Lawful Good or Chaotic Good) Deity: (God) Since not a lot of people are D&D players. I'll give a list of example Gods at the bottom of the sheet. Height: Weight: Eyes: Hair: Abiltities: (Each one is from 1 to 18. Only two of each number please. And try not to have the highest possible, it just makes it boring.) Strength: (Exactly that} Dexterity: (How agile you are) Charisma: (How beautiful, Sweet tounged. Basically a politican needs good charisma. Though not necesarily how beautiful you are.) Wisdom: (How wise you are. Duh) Intelligence: (how smart you are) Constitution: (How healthy you are) Weapons: (Limit to 2. Some character classes can't have certain weapons. Same as some people with low strength) Armour: (Also some character classes can't wear armour or people with low strength.) Spells: (Mages, Bards, Clerics and Druids only) Limit 4 per level. Example Gods: Heironius - Basically The God. God of Paladins. Hextor: Arch-Nemesis of Heironius Kord: God of Fighters Vecna: Basically the Devil Nerull: God of Death Ehlonna: God of Bards, Rangers and Forests Those are only some of them. That is all I can remember of the top of my head. Here is my Character: Name: Jheoul Character Class: Mage Allignment: Chaotic Neutral Deity: None Height: 6,2 Weight:180lbs Eyes: Brown Hair: Browm Abiltities - Strength: 12 Dexterity: 14 Charisma: 15 Wisdom: 18 Intelligence: 18 Constitution: 10 Weapons: Quarterstaff, Rapier Armour: None Spells: Burning Hands, Magic Missile, Chill Touch and Acid Arrow I'll wait till we have at least 3/4 people then I will start it. I might let people join during the RPG. Might.

Well we got four people. If we don't get anymore sign-ups i'll start it.