Sara

[quote name='Shishou'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="1"]I tend to swoop in the day after and get some [b]candies[/b] as well. >:3< [/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]I keep reading this word as "candles," and find myself wondering where you guys live that cheap candles are a hot-ticket item for Valentine's Day.[/font]

[quote name='Jabberwocky'][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]I got into my fair share of arguments that were mostly due to my ignorance. [/FONT][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Dude, don't blame your own ignorance. Blame the other person's! [center][url=http://xkcd.com/386/][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png[/img][/url][/center] [size=1](Unless you were arguing with me. Then you're pretty much stuck blaming yourself.)[/size][/font]

[font=helvetica]Whatever you do, don't rewatch [i]The Neverending Story[/i].[/font]

[quote name='taperson']My font went from [SIZE="1"][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]this[/COLOR][/SIZE] to [SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]this[/COLOR][/SIZE].[/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Both of your colors match your banner![/font]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4][COLOR="SeaGreen"]Do they celebrate Valentine's day on the 1st in Ireland? :confused:[/COLOR][/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]He saw the thread and panicked, not bothering to check the date.[/font]

[quote name='chibi-master']Sorry, inside joke. Probably would have been less confusing to use the other, but having my friend call me up to scream at me about the post was far too much fun I'll change it if you want, though.[/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Are all of your malapropisms inside jokes?[/font]

[font=helvetica]Woo! Way to go, guys. =][/font]

[quote name='Boo'][font=lucida fax][IMG]http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/020110_HAITI_20100201_162756.jpg[/IMG] I like this hobby much.[/font][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Ooh, this is even better because they used the same image (different caption) earlier! It even answers the question! Sort of. [IMG]http://imgur.com/jdoW9.jpg[/IMG][/font]

[size=1]So, [b][url=http://www.foxnews.com/]Fox News[/url][/b] has a website. This website has a front page. This front page has stories. These stories? Have image macros. And they are [i]awesome[/i]. [center][IMG]http://imgur.com/IRokR.jpg[/IMG] Answer: Yes, probably. [IMG]http://imgur.com/te0Wf.jpg[/IMG] I know what this means, but the sentence makes no sense! [IMG]http://imgur.com/xDlfA.jpg[/IMG] What's the original meaning? [IMG]http://imgur.com/J76d6.jpg[/IMG] I don't know what this means, but it sounds intimidating. [IMG]http://imgur.com/7NpSH.jpg[/IMG] He looks so sad! =[ [IMG]http://imgur.com/vw6jb.jpg[/IMG] I don't know what's going on here, but I kind of feel like a voyeur. [IMG]http://imgur.com/b95Nv.jpg[/IMG] But [i]soon[/i]... The most recent (and my favorite so far!): [IMG]http://imgur.com/TAfEJ.jpg[/IMG] The photoshop'd fig leaf is a nice touch.[/center] So! I invite you to join me in my periodic visits to the [b][url=http://www.foxnews.com/]foxnews.com home page[/url][/b]. Post your findings here! If any other news sites have comparable images, we can post those, too. I foresee this being the best thread of 2010.[/size]

[quote name='Raiha'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]I'm going to sit pretty and wait for the boyfriend to cough up the requisite two dozen red roses in a lead crystal vase. If he doesn't, I'm totally leaving him.[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]That's the spirit! Also, I'd just like to say that Gavin's reaction (and follow-up) cracked me up.[/font]

[quote name='Shishou'][SIZE="1"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]So this means I can [B]+1 claim[/B] right? About time I can weasel another piece in. ;A;[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]It's been more than 24 hours on jigglyness's claim, so you're free to start your piece, I think. [b]Edit[/b]: Okay, I'm claiming the next spot. Hopefully this all matches up okay.[/font]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Then tonight when I got back from ice skating my fiance IMed me and asked me what I was asking him about earlier today. Honestly I don't remember.[/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Sounds like a Jessica Simpson moment.[/font]

[quote name='Shishou'][SIZE="1"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]I want it to snow again. ._.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]I like snow. Unfortunately, all of the snow we have here has slowly transformed into packed ice.[/font]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Chocolate pudding will indeed stick to doors and your landlord is in fact an *** and won't be thrilled by your voicemail message insisting that he salt the sidewalks so you don't fracture your ankle on your way to class.[/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]I just can't keep up with you. What does chocolate pudding have to do with your landlord's responsibility to keep the sidewalks clear?[/font]

[font=helvetica]I am currently reading [i]The Hidden Stars[/i] by Madeline Howard. It's alright, I guess?it passes the time. But I don't find myself caring about the characters very much. It just feels like standard fantasy fare, and there's not a lot to pull me in.[/font]

[quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]WHY AM I SO ****ING HUNGRY.[/COLOR][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Eat something, dear.[/font]

[size=1][b]Second grade: [/b]When Sarah T-F tries to convince you that your name only has one syllable because it lacks an ultimate 'h', hold your ground. You are right, and she lacks basic knowledge of phonetics. [b]Third grade[/b]: When several of your classmates try to convince you that Texas, not Alaska, is the biggest state, hold your ground. You are right, and they lack basic knowledge of geography. [b]Fourth grade[/b]: When your entire class [i]and your teacher[/i] try to convince you that the blood in your body is blue, not red, hold your ground. You are right, and they lack basic knowledge of human biology.[/size]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Also known as sometimers. My friend from my old job and I were talking last night when I told her about having to work at both jobs tomorrow and she asked me 'when did you start having two jobs. I've worked at the same assisted living home for a year as a per diem worker and she also helped watch my daughter for me when I had an interview with that place. So she was like: Oh... yeah I forgot you know how it is when you work where we work. (Which hey, it's true.) When I reminded her.[/color][/font][/size][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]I can't make heads or tails of what you're saying here. Also, re: your signature, necromancy is not the same thing as necrophilia.[/font]

[quote name='Heaven's Cloud']I think bread is the unsung hero of a good sandwich. The best fillings are often lacking on plain white, but a good ham and swiss on rye or a roastbeef on a nice brioche really elevates a sandwich.[/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Bread is definitely important. It changes the entire taste and texture of the sandwich. Not to be overlooked![/font]

[quote name='Citric']@Sara - No, I haven't used Save For Web.[/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Well, I'm stumped.[/font]

[quote name='Citric']I'm pretty sure you don't have the authority to use "The Great Wave".[/QUOTE][font=helvetica]I believe it's considered public domain by both USA and Japanese copyright law.[/font]

[font=helvetica]I got this. (Edit: Munky, I'm not able to open your piece normally—Photoshop says it's not marked as a valid JPEG. It only works if I ask Photoshop to treat the file as a PNG. Did you save as PNG and then rename it?) Also, from my file: Sky color: [b]484848[/b] Snow color: [b]cbccbe[/b] Hopefully that will help with some of the transition problems we've been having?[/font]

[font=helvetica]Well, my first impression is that I don't really like it, because it's 1.) too dark, and 2.) too jagged. But apparently that's exactly what you're going for, so. . . good job, I guess. Haha.[/font]

[quote name='Citric']I don't think a graphic design major is stupid enough to use the eye dropper tool incorrectly and I have a perfectly legitimate and perfectly functioning version of Photoshop, thank you very much.[/QUOTE][font=helvetica]This is just an idea, but are you using "Save for web"? I've found that that sometimes messes up my colors?especially by desaturating vibrant warm tones, which seems like the problem here. Just saving as a jpg has helped me.[/font]

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]We've got a bit of a problem, guys...[/color][/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Dude, it matched up perfectly on my computer! I had to [i]count pixels[/i] to make sure that I didn't accidentally submit a version that duplicated part of the previous segment! WHHHHYYYYY does it not match anymore? [spoiler](I redid the gradient layer using the values Des gave. Better?[/spoiler][/font]