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  1. Quite YOU! Always, you take it to far...Actually now I think of it, that's generally me.
  2. hehehe, someone else feels the same. YES! Life is completely pointless, because when it all comes down to it, it;s all to do with things that only mean anything because we say they do. Money is only worth anything because we said it is. People are only cool because we say they are, and cool has been defined by us. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!! NOTHING DOES!!! So my philiosphy is have fun, make fun for yourself, and make sure someone else's life is worse then yours, so you feel even better! Sure, I don't know why we're wired that way, but we are, so don't try to fool yourself in being nice to others, when you really want to kill them. Obey your hearts desires, not someone else's minds desires.
  3. Who? This topic isnt about me??? I was implying that they were the same person...Dont worry...
  4. Sure...*cough cough* Coincidence....Hehehe. yeah, if you are going to kill them, wait till you get some before you do.
  5. Ok, I have a great idea... slighly twisted but it might just be crazy enough to work! Kill them both, and send a piece of one of them to which ever girl who want, who ever it is. I say you go for some rich, famous, beautilful actress. Once she gets the piece of the unlucky girl, she will be so damn scared that you will kill her aswell, that she will go out with you like that!!
  6. OOOOKKK!!! the band I would really want would have way too many members to be too big a success, so I'll just make it a five peice the Greatest Rock band of all time would have to be Vocalist: Maynard James Keenan Lead Guitarist: Billy Corgan (during smashing pumpkins era-because he rocked so damn hard) Second guitarist: Dave Grohl (because he is a god!) Bassist: Flea (who else??) Drummer: Danny Carey (for there is no one living better then him) C'mon, you cant put up a better fight!
  7. feckin brilliant! I love Coldplay...favourite tracks would probably be...The Scientist, Shiver, the i miss you one (cant remember exact name) and the first track off of parachutes, (also cant remember the name) I just wish they would tour OZ and play in Brissy!
  8. Hmmm....I'm picky, I think? I have some strange fetish for long hair...don't ask. She would have to be attractive, and not want to stab me in the eye everytime she looks at me. Definatly would have to have a similiar taste in music, or atleast have an open taste, so I could make her like the same stuff I do. I doubt I will ever meet her, simply for that reason... Another thing, she would have to be able to speak english, or atleast make determinable gestures, so as we could communicate properly. It wouldnt worry me about much else, just as long as she wasn't overly religious. I dont think so...
  9. Damn.... I don't like this one bit. I would probably end up just killing myself, but if I had to do it, here we go: This is the most wacked up mix ever compiled. I guarentee there is a song on here to please everyone. Tomorrow-silverchair Monkey Wrench-Foo Fighters Tonight, Tonight-Smashing Pumpkins Song for The dead-QOTSA No One Knows-" " Powderfinger-Whatever makes you happy tool-third eye radiohead-everything in it's right place Red hot chili peppers-under the bridge filter and crystal method-trip like I do Nirvana-about a girl (unplugged) Yer Blues-the beatles
  10. Shock Treatment would have been funnier, depsite not making any sense at all. Wow... And I thought my Dad had really crappy jokes. Ok, he does. Here are a few for those of us lucky enough not to have actually met my father, and had to put up with so called, "Jokes" Q.What happenned to the cow who ate the gramaphone needle A.He got moosic, moosic, moosic (pronounced muusic) ITS TERRIBLE! I Like seafood, See food, and eat IT! MAKE IT STOP!!!
  11. Hey, what's wrong with not being normal!!! I think if we all knew what we were eating all the time, we probably wouldn't eat much any more. I think I could do it...As a matter of fact, if I could do it for money, with out being arrested, I would do it.
  12. I have thought about this many a time, but for some reason have never got around to posting it. Silverchair have gone stupid! They used to be "silverchair" (no capitol) and they used to rock. Now, sadly, they have produced tracks such as Luv you life, and Across the Night. A big change, a big bad change, from their past, with hits such as, Tomorrow, Anna's Song, Cemetary and the Door. I think it's because he's been put on anti-depressants, but drugs alone can't be traced to such a big change in their stlye. I was just wondering if anyone else has realised this, and does anyone else think Diorama is the worst album ever?
  13. Oh Yeah, I might as well wack a story line in here! Storyline: After breaking it big in the music scene with my band (Im a drummer) Our lead singer\guitarist is run over by a train for some reason. (sorry Mj) And I settle down get married, become a teacher, and die!
  14. Umm they're kinda funky, stuff. Nice alternative-funk-rock stuff. Hard to explain...
  15. Yeah, you're exactly right. Generally the people who commit cannibibalism are damn sick. It doesn't justify their position, but it also doesn't make it wrong.
  16. Damn that s***s wack! Good topic Alexus. Actor: Well I would like for John Cusack to play me, pretty much because he plays cool loser people (if that makes sense) in all his movies. That and he is my favourite actor. Happy Song: Too many songs, hmmm, maybe "My Lovely Man" by RHCP, because its so damn funky! Sad Song: Probably anything by Radiohead, "Exit Music" would be the best, damn that songs depressing. Ending: Probably "Take the long road and walk it" by The Music, because it's not too happy and not too sad, as life generally is up and down like that. Also because the end of it rocks!
  17. Be anyone here familiar with the enlgish band, The Music? I bought their self-titled album yesterday, and damn was I impressed. It's so damn funky...just plain cool. Oh well, I was thinking, does anyone here share the same passion I do for this band?
  18. I'm with Treton, the man knows what he be on about...Still go out with the same one ye be goin out with, and flirt with the other chick as much as possible.
  19. From "Da Ali G Movie" Ali: "That's a very sexist way to talk about dese bitches." From Grosse Point Blank John Cusack: Hi, I represent a special mens group, we specialise in ritual killings. From Orange County: (forget his name); whatthef***?! More to be comin!
  20. wow..Some serious debating? It all depends on where you are, and what the conditions are like.. Also who you are with, and how much you like them, or their taste! I don't see anything wrong with it at certain times, people have had to do things like that in the past, and they did survive. I'm not sure if they were accepted back into society, but, who cares?
  21. Damn, that's about it right there... It's so very true though, the fact is; religion, christianity has changed so much since it's beginnings, and now, it seems to be an empty practice. I think the problem is, they have tried to hard to stay in touch, to keep up, and stay modern. But they should have realised that religion isn't something to keep it touch by. It is something that you can find something differrent to what you are surrounded by, to try and find meaning in why you are surrounded by it, and to help you get by amongst it... Well that's my two cents
  22. Im just glad you didn't point out any thing I did wrong...
  23. Yeah, like I said, it depends on what is, or isn't wrong with you. I would probably just top myself and get it over with, but then again. I couldn't give you an honest answer unless I was placed in the situation... DONT GET ANY IDEAS!!!
  24. I only pay out fanatics, and christians... The only thing I find wrong with most people who say they are religous is that the majority are hippocrits. They say they are religous, then go out and don't even attempt to live for the better, or try to help anyone else. I have met only a few real religous people, and they are truly wonderful people, strangely, none of them were christians... I have only met buddhists who are truly religous, and they are so very accepting and take what ever they get, without complaint. I don't like people who search for blame in a higher power, which is what most people I know, who think they are religous do. Another thing, are the people who brag about being religous, like it's a reason for me to drop to the ground yelling "I'm not worthy" I can't stand those people... They think that because I don't 'believe' I am doomed, or whatever. People who are truly religous, don't go parading it around with out good reason. So, the ones I have met aren't the best example of those types of people in the world, hence I bag them out.
  25. Amen brother! It all depends on who are you, where you are, what the circumstances are, and also, if you are Hannibal Lecter or not. I see no problem with it, we are animals after all, and other animals eat animals of the same species all the time, so why can't we? So there are morals, but Gob gave us a brain so we could over look morals, didnt he?
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