Jesus Chicken

[color=blue]Yeah, I had a fight with a good friend of mine and he hit me a couple of times, not too hard, but hard enough. I was really really pissed off with him, hence this poem. Tell me what you think ok? [I]Understand every letter... I hope you feel a whole lot ****ing better, I hope you feel validated now, An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, I hope you feel better now, I'm glad you had a ****house day and took it all out on me, I'm glad that you **** and somethings always wrong with it, I hope you feel a whole lot ****ing better, I hope you understand every letter, always think you're right, and that its the truth you cannot see, Because I would hate to have you thinking that you the one in the wrong, Because I feel fine knowing that it has been your problem all along, Yeah I hope you feel really good, we both now its time you should, becuase everything is always Yeah I'm sick of you taking out your problems all on someone else, always namely me, Yeah I know I'm an annoying prick, but thats how I am, let it be, I don't need you to tell me what I already know, I don't need you to tell, all the things I can accept about everything I show, An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, yeah thats the game you want to play, but atleast accept the goddamn truth, **** you and your stupid fears, **** you in the eye, I'm sick of your repititive talking ****, I wish you'd ****ing die. So you should feel better now, that you have hit me back, I hope you feel validated, but you won't stay on track.[/color][/I]

[color=blue]I really only have one thing to say, and thats "I know how you feel, man." I had a huge problem with a girl that took me a good six months to get over. Call me obsessive if you want, but when you know someone with whom you get along so well, you can't help but fall in so deep. I like it very much. It captures just the right setiment, you should check out one of my earlier ones I posted on here, called [I]I know you won't[/I]. It's very similar stuff, but either way man, you've done a good job.[/color]

[color=blue]yeah, the rhyme scheme is a bit dodgy, but I've done it before as well. It's all about how you say it, right? Did you get the inspiration from the Simpson's quote, because when I read the thread title, I thought, it's the Simpson's quote, but it's probably got alot to do with women or something. So yeah, is it right?[/color]

[color=blue]I wouldn't really consider Radiohead an indie band. I would have to say you forgot one of the best ones...Smashing Pumpkins. Go out and buy Gish..all of you, right now. They described themselves as being an indie band, and every member of hat band, especially Billy and Jimmy can play their instruments like there is no tomorrow. Go the Pumpkins![/color]

[color=blue]I've never told anyone this story but here it is in the shorthand atleast. I used to collect basketball cards when I was like 6, and one day I knocked off a whole bunch of good cards from a guys own collection. Obviously he found out. I got punished, but nothing severe as I was only 6. Still, it should have been the end to my kleptomania, obviously it wasn't. I laugh when I see people like Knight of the Rose talking about being discreet, because thats really not my style. I have stolen several pairs of drumsticks, a kick pedal and a cymbal stand from kids at school and also the school. It's always been a simple process of grabbing something and putting it in my bag. Too easy.[/color]

[color=blue]I know I'm not bew here( I'm not even NEW HERE!), but that title seems to work for other bewbies, so I thought I'd just see how this pans out. Some bewbies even change it to "I'm NEW here" etc. Silly fools, don't even know its spelt Bew. Yeah, I wrote this one with no real motive behind it. I was just thinking about how people get stepped on by others every day, just for their own personal gain and stuff and I wrote this. Tell me what you think please. [I]In Comes The Tide "Beware the wankers as you walk the world, watch out for the killers, in the corners, curled, Cause you're unique, just like everyone is, but that won't help you when live like this, Cause no one is going to look out for you unless its for them, No one gives a **** about what turns out in your pen, Because you're just another face to their eyes, another target for abuse, cruel jokes, and lies So make sure you've got someone youger then your time, someone weaker to step on your mine, someone who will keep you alive even if they don't want it, someone who will crawl hands and knees, through all of your ****, Yeah, thats why I'm here, just for you pleasure, I'm here to be the butt of the jokes, just for your leisure, Yeah, thats why they sent me along for this crappy old ride, so you have someone to stand on, when in comes the tide."[/I][/color]

[color=blue] Hmm, I personally like these: "I want to die in my sleep like my grandad not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." - Anonymous "Jesus is dead, get over it." - Myself:) "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" - Beck "Get crazy with the cheese wizz" - Beck "If crime didn't pay, there would be fewer criminals." - (CAN'T REMEMBER!) Yeah, well, I try to use those ones often, cause dey is kewl...[/color]

[color=blue]No, that doesn't sound like you're being stupid about [I]the ring[/I] at all, Drix. hehehe. Hmm, I'd wish to be the best drummer in the world, even if I wasn't famous or anything. I'd just like to be really good at it. If not, I'd like to be a really good singwriter. Being able to write songs that touch others, and make them feel better about themselves. That truly is an amazing gift. Oh well. Enough dreaming for the day, I'm off to play on my kit.[/color]

[color=blue]Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed the series, and I can't wait for the 3rd to be released. I read the books before viewing the movies, and I although I was unhappy with them leaving out Tom Bombadil as has already been expressed by others in this thread, I understand the reasons behind it. Leaving out the Barrow Downs also sucks, but still, the movies rocked. I'm glad they didn't choose huge film stars to take on these roles. People like Viggo Mortenson etc have done such an excellent job in portraying these characters, that they should all have many offers awaiting them in film. Can't wait for the last.[/color]

[color=blue] Do you steal things from school, friends, family strangers? Have you ever been caught stealing before? Are you often finding stuff of yours stolen. I was just curious to know if any of you at there (like me) enjoy stealing the occasional item. So yeah, tell me your story of theirvery if you're up for it.[/color]

[color=blue]Hmm, well me and my friends are known, luckily not to the teachers for hurling fruit at groups of kids at lunch time. We all sit in an open area on one side of the grounds. Inbetween us and the next open area is a big undercroft where they send kids in trouble, or who don' t have hats. Anyway, we hurl fruit over the undercroft into groups of kids playing on the other side. Pretty fun stuff, we managed to cover a whole group in apple and oranges today. Good stuff.[/color]

[color=blue]Stereotyping was never overly accurate, because its such a gross generalisation of several achetypes. Stereotyping is pretty much always negative, because it doesn't take into account certain differences between people and a group, and these differences are normally something this person doesn't like about the group. Stereotypiing simply makes it easier for people to make fun of other groups, by finding something they don't like about that stereotype and applying it to someone whether they really follow with what they're being called or not. If you wanted to classify me, (which I think is perfectly fine because I don't see anything wrong about what I'm called) I would be referred to as a Muso. All I do is listen to music, write music and play music. So yeah, thats pretty self explanitary.[/color]

[color=blue]You think? Or are you just not going into too much detail because you are going to wait and see what everyone else says?[/color]

[color=blue]Yeah, theres always room for a good smartass on OB. I find my self thinking about it alot when I'm just letting my train of thought go where-ever it wants to go. I find myself thinking about what people would say if I died. Its one of the reasons I couldn't kill myself until my parents were gone. I wouldn't want to cause them any pain with my death. If my family was gone, who knows, I might not be here today. But thats just taking this whole "what if" thing too far, I guess. Thats one of the reasons I don't believe in a pre-determined destiny. Because there have been so many possible times for me to throw myself off of something tall, or walk out in front of a large truck. It's all been my choice. Well at least I like to think I'm in control anyway.[/color]

[color=blue]I swear I had a longer attention spand when I was kid, so in that respect I was much more attentive as a child. I could keep control of my mind also, but nowadays I question things a whole lot more, so I think I have grown alot mentally since I was a child. This thread half-inspired the poem I wrote recently. If you want to check it out, I posted it. Don't get offended though.[/color]

[color=blue]You have shown your lack of sheepiness, congratulations. Sadly neither of you said anything much as to whether you like any of it or not. You're not suppossed to appreciate the sheep referance so that doesn't really worry me. I was commenting on the fact that the majority of women are extremely superficial, most men too for that matter. Still if you can get over that part without taking it to heart, I would like to know what you think.[/color]

[color=blue]Yeah, this is just another one I wrote...It's about 7:45 at night...so I'm pretty awake, which is probably why this is so crap. Oh well...tell me what you think, or I'll stab you in the face. [I]Puberty ruined my life "Yes it's true, puberty ruined my life, before it was so simple, no worrying about these pimples, never so concerned with what you think, This really isn't a good time for me to be alive, everythings taken so straight, my life feels like a burned out fate, getting so tired of being here, Seriously do most of the girls have brains? they are all sheep none of them whatsoever deep, yeah most of us all are the same, But you are wierd because you really want to be, trying to stand out in the crowd, making yourself seen in the shroud, but either way it doesn't work anymore, Yes its true, puberty ruined my life, now all I think about is ****, for me to think I need a hit, I'm wasting my time, so I might as well leave."[/I][/color]

[color=blue]We lost my first dog abou 8 months ago. He was ridge-back called Buster. Damn cool dog, and he died of pnuemonia at the age of fifteen. He was my age, so that kinda sucked too. I cried on tear out of my left eye, and so did he (buster). I was sitting next to him when I cried, and we both cried out of the same eye, so that was kinda freaky. Crazy world huh. We gots a new dog, but I'll always remember the other too.[/color]

[color=blue]Yeah...*cough* It seems [I]preety[/I] strange to me. Hey some people like to do strange things. It's just a bit of fun mate. I thought that was pretty obvious.[/color]

[color=blue]If there is a god, it is something too big for anyone to understand or to think they can understand. God may be a giant bastard who lives in the sky waiting to kill everyone who doesn't obey him to the letter. If so, most of us are screwed. But thats the thing, no one knows for sure. Thats what I like about people who say god exists. You have no idea. There is no way you can have any idea, unless you shoot yourself, die, and then get up and walk around again, so tell me when you do that, please. Personally I think there may be something out there (just like Braidless Baka) but I have no idea what it is and what it wants us to do. Think about it, if this is god's master plan and we all have a destiny to fufill, whats the point in us being here at all? If everything that was going to happen has been chosen already. That and the fact that bad crap happens to heaps of people who don't deserve it, so god looks like a bit of a prick to me. Of course there's the "It's humans who cause other people pain" bit. But who created humans? This god person right. Therefore god causes the pain:) I'm sure you all have some wonderful personal reasons for you to believe in god, but I don't think there is any reason for you to try and prove it, for there is no way to.See you in hell![/color]

[color=blue]I think that he was being somewhat sarcastic there, knowing wrist cuttter's tendency to do things like that. Yeah I will eat my parents if you [I]are[/I] the first person to ever say that.[/color]

[color=blue]I can say I've had some strange dreams, but my proudest moments as far as dreams are concerned where the ones involving things like; Meeting Dave Grohl for some reason Starting a percussion Trio with Dave Grohl and Danney Carey And... One involving Jennifer Lopez, but I don't think I need to go any further there. The weirdest one I can remember is a dream that involved my being turned into a jellyfish. All the roads turning into deep-sea-water. My family being the family from Rat Race, and all of us being attacked by a shark that simply bobbed up and down in the water behind us then swam away. Pretty damn wacked.[/color]

[color=blue]For anyone who has read my book (all one of you) I'm sure you will know that I love it when it rains. It gives me a feeling that something is watching over this place. It's incredibly comforting and for some reason I find it easier to think when its raining. Does anyone else her love getting into bed while the rains hitting a roof above your head? It gives me shivers of delight. Strange fetish I know, but aren't they all strange?[/color]

[color=blue]Yeah, I'm with the eleven year old...*damn* Just tell her what you're thinking and if she does truly love you, I'm sure the woman will understand. Anyway, marriage is just a symbol of the love you two should have, being married or not has nothing to do with how deeply you feel for each other. I'm sure you'll be right.[/color]

[color=blue]The only time I can remember crying properly, emotion-wise anyway was when I found my brother doing drugs...Kinda tore me apart. he just seemed so childish and innocent, because he was so high, but it hurt me even more because he knew what he was doing. A few days later I told him that if I ever saw him like that again, I would knock the **** out of him...[/color]