Jesus Chicken

[color=blue]Thanks...that means more to me then you would think. I changed it a little bit, and added some more, so here it is, longer and cruddier. Which one do you prefer? Yes I'm talking to you people who read it and didn't say anything...Bastards. [I]I know you're not coming back, I know theres something I lack, I know there's so much more, that you get from back before, when you were blind, to the pain that was caused, in some strange bind, yet you never paused, I know I should just get over it, I know that I am falling into this pit, But I can't, so I let you know, that this feeling just won't go, But I can't cry for anything anymore, Now I just lay on the floor, I am by myself, its how it always ends Sorrowful, empty, with out any friends, But this sadness brings a creativity, look what I can do for you and me, whats is this, you've come back? or is it just my mind losing track? I know you never do the things you say, you could always lie to get your way, I never knew what you wanted from me, I will never know, but I still can't see, Why can't I lose what it is im feeling? I should be able to kill this deamon, Quick tear me apart again, before I recover from the stun, Quick come to destroy me again, before I realise what you've done I'm sick of the same old thing, lose my love, my mind, the ring[/I][/color]

[color=blue]Yeah, I know you won't bother to read it...so hey. What does it matter? It's the same deal as most of my poetry. Same girl, same problem, too stupid to get over it. Tell me what you think... [I]I know you're not coming back, I know theres something I lack, I know there's so much more, that you get from back before, when you were blind, to the pain that was caused, in some strange bind, yet you never paused, I know I should just get over it, I know that I am falling into this pit, But I can't, so I let you know, that this feeling just won't go, now I am blind, to the pain being caused I can tell, its time to pause.[/I][/color]

[color=blue]There's also a bit of Jeff Buckley in there too, with the "cut your hair" thing. Meh...it's not that obvious, but either way its there. [/color]

[color=blue] OOC: Meh... IC: I woke that morning to find some strange seed on my chest. I leaned forward, rising my back from the ground and looked around. To my suprise both of the Nephalim women had gone. Why, I wondered? Bleh...I was too groggy right now to think straight. I walked back towards the forest for about half an hour, leaving behind the terrible wreck of a city. I wandered through some underbrush and soon heard the sound of water falling into water. I stripped down and walked into the pool. I swam there for some time. Diving and playing alone in the serene cool of the area. I wonder if I had been a water dragon in a past life? Perhaps I could find some mystic who could tell me about my past lives. I loved the water.[/color]

[color=blue]Yeah, I'm part of this crazy group that are known as Australians. I just want to know what everyone thinks of our people as a whole. I am interested to see what stereo-type people cast across our crappy country. If anyone is willing to share their strange view of us Ozzies, please do. And Cloricus, why are you ranting on about sign up dates. Obviously the time you signed up has nothing to do with how good a poster you are(you are proof of it), and that is about all that matters here anyway.[/color]

[color=blue]Hmmm...Personally I only really know about it at all. I only know two people that could possibly be in love, and I don't know. They are my great aunt and uncle. They have been married for 60 years, so yeah, I think there is definatley something there. Of course marriage is no test of love. I know some people who think they are in love..but they obviously don't know what love is, because they think they love too many people in the same way. I think thats rediculous. Obviously if you feel the same way about two people, it isn't love. Isn't love a singular person thing. You can't feel it about more then one person. If you feel the same way about more then one person, it's probably just lust, or affection, but it sure as hell isn't love. Not to mention any names of people I know. Anyway, the guy this is directed at probably won't read this and it's not my place to say anything regardless. Yeah, my opinion is love is something you feel about one person and you will never really know what it is.[/color]

[color=blue]If you want to play the instrument, the drums are always fun. I know because I have been playing them for about five years. The guitar is also something you can always be doing somethign different on. I also play the guitar so yeah. I originally started off playing the saxophone but gave it up after about three months. I simply didn't enjoy it too much. However no instrument is easy to play if you want to be half-decent. You will have to practice and there will most likely be times when you would rather shoot yourself then play your instrument ever again, but stick with it and you will be rewarded with praise from others and a personal realisation that you are actually good at something.[/color]

[color=blue]You have two lords now? And I'm one of them? Oh well... It's a pretty damn cool lookin banner. The only downside is the cutting job around the Audioslave logo. But who am I to complain??? NOBODY! I'm just going to invert it...still... Thanks very muc...h[/color]

[color=blue]Hmm, how did she inspire that one, might I ask? I really like that once. It's all atmospheric and...stuff. No, I really like the effect you've used on the text as well. It basicalll all just looks damn good.[/color]

[color=blue]I'm pretty sure I know the song your talking about, Vicky...Are some of the other lines something like: "Near and far, close and together"??? Either way for me a song that I will always remember would have to be "Play that Funky Music!" By [I]Wild Cherry[/I]. Everyone will always know that song, just because its so damn funky.[/color]

[color=blue]Go Clumsymoonflower! Yeah, John Cusack is probably my favourite actor, simply for High Fidelity. I love that movie. Grosse Point Blank is also really really funny. The other main actors I really like would be Johnny Depp and Christopher Walken. Both of them were in Sleepy Hollow, and I loved that movie. As far as actresses go, I don't really have a favourite, oh well.[/color]

[color=blue]Personally I like them equally. I think both of them are absolutely brilliant. They are one of my favourite bands and I really wish they were coming to Brisbane so I could see them live. Oh well, I'm sure they will release atleast one more CD.[/color]

[color=blue]Well it looks like this is all we're going to get for this picture. And the winner is... [size=3]CYKE![/size] Yours was the only one that made me laugh out-loud. Well done, everybody.[/color]

[color=blue]J.C. Looked over the crowd as they finished playing [I]Stacked Actorsp[/I] and thought to himself If only we were getting paid, this is a good set. Then I heard our bass player saying something [I]"Hey man, that DJ is conscious, and he's playing **** music again. "Stupid wanker."[/I]I said, and placed my guitar down and began to walk over to the DJ. He looked up from his mixing desk, and I saw that his left eye was darkening, from where I had hit him before. The DJ simply turned and ran. I smiled to myself as I walked past and pulled a Gibson Explorer over my shoulder. I leaned close to the mic and said [I]"This is out last song, our bass player will be doin the Dj-ing after this. I hope you all have a great time, and if you see that DJ, punch him for me. ROCK ON PEOPLE!"[/I] I yelled into the mic, and then we started to play [I]Get Free[/I] to cheers from all over the place. Hmm, better then I thought it would be.[/color]

[color=blue] OOC: I guess I could help then... IC: Kris sat there for a long time, and then, a familiar rustle came to his ears. At last, I thought to myself...But then I saw a woman walk past me, looking closer, I realised she had tears in her eyes. Hmm. I stood up, and silently followed her into the forest. I saw her stop just before a gaping hole. She stood there silently for some time, clutching something in her hand. Then, she slowly took a few steps back, and began to run at the hole. It dawned on me that this lady was going to commit suicide. I jumped out from behind the bush I had been hiding behind and yelled some strange words into the night. The woman froze in mid-air. She screamed for a bit and wondered what the hell was going on, and then, using a hand gesture, I moved her away from the mouth of the hole, and the screaming continued. [I]"God damn, be quiet! Haven't you ever seen magick before?"[/I] Woman:[I] Who are you? What are you doing to me? [I]"Fine, I'll put you down if you want...Fecking hell."[/I] Waving my hands once more, the woman slowly fell to the ground. I watched her thinking to myself, perhaps I should have let her die.[/color]

[color=blue]OC: No, I'm nowhere near anyone anyway...Sorry if it was dodgy, I was just stuck for ideas. IC: A large wooly beast slowly waddled up the water's edge, and lowered it's head to drink slowly. I looked up and muttered a spell under my breath. The beast suddenly dropped to the ground as it's heart imploded. I walked over to the beast and cast another spell. The body of the animal then began to float a foot off the ground. I kicked it hard, and it glided over the water, to my camp on the other side of the lake. I watched the body slowly carve a path through the air above the still lake. Then, with the only warning being a few bubbles on the surface of the water, a giant tendril flew from the surface of the lake and ripped the body of the animal beneath the water. [I]"WHAT THE ****!?[/I] I yelled into the night air. I turned again and began walking to the spot where I had hid whilst waiting for anotehr beast to arrive, hoping that the same creature in the lake wouldn't take this one.[/color]

[color=blue] OC:[I]Look who's talking..."five line posts" hehehe[/I] IC: J.C. looked at the guy, and then said [I]"I dunno, I don't drink it...Sorry man." "That's cool man, I just thought you were trashed or somethin'"[/I]Xra replied [I]"Na man, I just hate people that play **** music."[/I]I said, chuckling to myself. Our drummer then did a bar count in, by hitting his sticks together, and we began to play [I]On My Mind[/I] by Powderfinger. I pulled the mic out of the stand, smiled to myself, and began to sing the song, to a suprisingly large amount of applause.[/color]

[color=blue]Great! I thought to myself, she's a fecking psycho, just what I need...two of them. [I]"Well the deamon guy jumped of that building over there, and I'm guessing he went east, towards that weird white glow. So shall we?"[/I] We set off, walking through buildings and past countless dead humans, along with a few deamons. Occasionaly we would come across a live human or deamon, but normally we were forced to kill all that we came across. Humans seemed to suspect us of being traitors of the human race, who had sided with the deamons and the deamons supspected the opposite. However we had managed to make our party slightly larger, and there were now six of us, all humans except for Dragalla.[/color]

[color=blue]Before nightfall I made it out of the dead forest, and before me I saw huge ice-capped mountains, a giant dark forest, and a massive lake. In the gloom, I began to realise it would be best if I set up camp near the edge of the lake, as there I could start a fire and I should be able to find food also. I walked about a half-mile to the edge of the forest, and laid down my pack. I then went off to the edge of the forest to gather kindling and larger wood for a fire. Once the fire was giving light to the area, I placed a few large logs of wood on the fire, to keep it going whilst I was searching for food. I drew my sword, grabbed a few components for some simple spells that I might have to use, and set off to find food.[/color]

[color=blue]J.C. stood there, realising there was a DJ playing music off to the far corner. As soon as their song finished he walked ovre and punched the DJ in the face for playing crap music. [I]"If anyone has any requests, or wants to play some music themselves, or wants to get on to any of our band members, or needs some drugs, don't be afraid to ask!"[/I] J.C. called over the mic, most of the people laughed, some just stared at him, not sure if it was a joke or not.[/color]

[color=blue] Dr.Nick's [I]neglected[/I] food groups are "The whipped group, the congealed group, and the choco-tastic!" Yeah, When Homer finds his mother, who's grave stone does he mistake for her's?[/color]

[color=blue]I would be very suprised if anyone has said me so far...but there are ten pages in this crazy thread and I'm too lazy to check 'em all anyway. As far as me liking anyone...I don't really go outside my circle of friends, and no one other then Q.A. and Treton Nior have talked to me, so nope. I ain't be liking no one on here.[/color]

[color=blue]I was talking about sexually orientated baby jokes...Hmm So yeah, they would be pretty sick and twisted, [I]Terpischore[/I]. Q: Whats pink and red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller? A: A baby with a potato peeler![/color]

[color=blue]Yeah, KnightoftheRose, I was talking about dead baby jokes...but things along the lines of.. Q: Whats red, silver and walks into walls? A: A baby with forks in it's eyes! *Twisted laughter* Q: Whats better then two babies in one bucket? A: One baby in two buckets! *More laughter* I'll post some more, worse ones...sexually orientated ones if I can guarantee I won't get banned. I apologise if this offends people...I'm pretty sure it will get someone.[/color]

[color=blue] O.C.:Meh...Why not? I.C.: J.C. Stood in the back ground, with some of his muso friends on his left. He had been talking to them for a little while, but then the conversation stopped with someone talked about their cousin vommitting on them an hour before they were suppossed to be here. J.C. looked around...Hmm, there are some nice looking women here, and then he began to realise the music that was playing. The band were terrible, and were playing some really bad music too. He turned talked to his friends for a second, and then they began to movie closer to the stand. When the band finished the song they were playing, J.C. walked on stage, along with his friends and punched the singer in the head, knocking him to the ground, his friends soon followed suit, with each of them taking out the other members of the band. The crowd of people stopped dancing and talking and stared at them. [I]"HEY! You can't tell me that anyone liked that god damn song anway!"[/I] Most of the people there cheered, as J.C. smiled and pulled a guitar of his shoulder, and him and his friends began to play...some good music.[/color]