Jesus Chicken

I doubt any of these descriptions will fit anyone just right, but if I had to choose one, it would probably be a mix of Fire, Water, and Air. I am quite unpredictable, and I like being like that Water because I'm stubborn as hell And air, because I love having a good time... well there you go

I just go along to have fun with my friends and make a complete *** of myself. I have not been to one social where I have not achieved either of those two goals, I'm sure of it. Don't go to a social\dance\whatever expecting good music, thats just stupid, they only play poppy crap at ours, and I'm sure its the same everywhere, but the music fits the atmosphere, so make the most of it.

[color=blue]Any Monty Python is always great for a laugh. But my favourite comedy would have to High Fidelity, because it s about music, and women, my two favourite things, and it has John cusack, my favourite actor in it. Go figure.[/color]

[color=blue]"Honey, I didn't know I was pregnant, honestly!" Im sorry everyone[/color]

I think I would just want to fly, really quickly and crap. That would be mad. I would just use it to go anywhere I pleased, so I would probably end up using it for evil, and then I would get killed. Oh well, it would be so worht it.

[color=blue] OC: I'm sorry, my computer isnt working, so I'll be lucky to post on here once a week. Sorry for this. It should be getting fixed. [I]Dave sat there and checked the menu, then ordered a few slices of pizza and a coke, he didn't catch whatever it was Le'vanna had ordered, but he'd survive. Especiallly considering this was going to be the first meal he hadn't paid for, that he was legally entitled to.[/I] Dave: Couple ey? Le'vanna: Yeah, there's some crazy people about. Dave: Well it could be worse, I guess. Le'vanna: What? Dave: I mean, I'm sure I could find someone worse to be with. [I]Le'vanna kicked Dave under the table.[/I] Le'vanna: You would be lucky to be able to get anyone better, but there's a problem there too. We're not together. Dave: Tou che', but still...Yeah, you're not too bad, I guess. Le'vanna: Oh thanks...that means so much to me. [I]The waitress then placed their food in front of them, and they both tuckered down and ate, still talking between bites. When the two had finished their food they simply stood up, and ran out the door, a few blocks down.[/I] Dave: Hmm, free food tastes, much better then food I've paid for. Le'vanna: And it's ok to develop a taste in that type of food, because it's most cost effective. OC: I wanted to resurrect this RPG, I like it, so keep at it, ya'll.[/color]

[color=blue]I'm guessing you have to know what you to look for (I really didn't) to understand this movie. I saw it once and it seriously confused me, but that was a pretty interesting analergy(sp?) of the movie. M.M.M. welcome to OB. [/color]

[color=blue][I]Dave looked over at Le'vanna as she leaned back in the chair on the train...then he poked he in the kidneys. Le'vanna moaned in pain as she clutched at her side, where Dave poked her.[/I] Dave: So let me get this straight. I'm skipping school to see a movie with you, and we dont know what movie we are seeing? [I]Le'vanna rolled about, pretending to be injured from Dave's poke. Dave sat forward a little bit.[/I] Dave: Howsabout, we just got down town and when we see what movies are on, we can decide what movie we want to see? Le'vanna: I think we'll have to go to...the...hospital first...Ahh...The pain. I dunno if I'll make it Dave. Dave: Stop it...or I'll poke you in yoru otehr kidney. [I]Le'vanna then reached across and punched Dave in the arm. Then Dave pretending to be in pain, to mock Le'vanna.[/I] Dave: ooh! I won't be drumming any more. I'll have to get my arm amputated after that viscious attack. Le'vanna: Bite me. [I]Then Dave bit her.[/I] Le'vanna: Ow! Get off ME! [I]Dave let go, and started to laugh.[/I] Le'vanna: Stop laughing, and get up, its our stop. [I]Dave stayed there, laughing hard, then she kicked him in the shins and Dave stopped laughing and pulled his satchel over his shoulder for the second time on this train ride.[/I][/color]

[color=blue]This is going to be terrible, but then again all of the things I have posted in this thread have been lame. [I]Then the vet said to the pet's owner: "Ive got bad news for you folks...Tabatha has a yeast infection."[/I][/color]

yeah...It was seeing them live that hooked me. They were amazing. My advice to anyone, even if you haven't heard of them, if they come to a show near you, see them. They just have something that other bands don't have live. I'm not sure what it is, but they are just awesome. They are really rocky, but also have ballads and some heavy songs aswell. Trust me, take a look at them.

[color=blue][I]The train began to slow as it reached the stop where Dave would be leaving, and so would Le'vanna if she was going to school today. They both went to the same school, but Le'vanna was on a scholarship. They also knew about her problems at home, so they also forgave her for days off. Dave also knew that she was keeping her grades pretty high, so the school were happy to have her there. Dave snapped out of his thought's and realised that Le'vanna had fallen asleep on his shoulder.[/I] Dave: Oh great, Le'vanna's dead again. [I]Dave stood up, and pulled his satchel over his shoulder. He then preceeded to poke Le'vanna in the head. She grumbled a little bit, then her eyes flickered open and then she looked up at Dave.[/I] Le'vanna: Your stop? Dave: Not just mine, it's both our stops. Or are you not coming today again? Le'vanna: I'm not really in the mood. I however, have an idea that you may be interested in. Come into to town and see a movie today, with me. Dave: I can't just get off school whenever I feel like it. Le'vanna: I know...C'mon it will be fun, now sit down, and we'll get off at the next stop and go into town. [I]Le'vanna winked at Dave, and he pondered the outcome of his not going to school...Then sat back down next to his friend as she smiled.[/I] Dave: You're just lucky my motto is "anything for a pretty face." Le'vanna: Sure it is...[/color]

Has anyone here outside of OZ heard of them? I have all their cd's bar their first ep. But a few friend's of mine have it, so I will probably buy it or burn it sooner or later. Anyway... My love for this band has been growing since I saw them live, and I would have to say that they are one of the best live acts I've seen. Mind you i've seen the Foo Fighters, Tool, and Queens of the Stone Age, live aswell. But yeah, if you haven't heard of them I strongly suggest that you listen to some of their stuff, it's all damn cool. IF you have heard of this great band I would like to know what you think of them, in your opinion.

[color=blue][I]Dave awoke to a loud ringing, coming from his mobile phone placed next to his bed. He set the alarm the night before and every night made sure it was on time. He rolled over onto his side and looked down at the floor, searching for the boxer shorts he discarded the night before. This ritual of waking up, having a shower, getting dressed, and walking to the train station was a tedious one, but David always looked forward to the train rides of a morning and afternoon. He opened the room to his door, and turned the ceiling fan off. Then he walked two feet to his left and closed the door to the bathroom behind him. Soon Dave was showered and dressed in a shirt he had purchased at a Foo Fighters' concert and baggy jeans. Picking up his bag and his discman, Dave pulled the headphones into his ears, hit the play button and took in the creative genious that is the Beatles' White Album. Dave walked the few blocks to teh train station, flashed his pass to the conductor and sat down on one of the many uncomfortable chairs. Dave sat there just staring out into space for some time, and then an amazingly pretty girl boarded the train. Looking up, he realised who it was. Le'vanna didn't normally catch this train, but Dave enjoyed her company when she did. Dave smiled at her, as she walked over and sat next to him, and she removed one of his earphones.[/I] Le'vana: What the hell are you listening to? You have a good band on your shirt, but you're listening to some crappy sixties band? Dave: HEY! C'mon what's wrong with the Beatles? Le'vanna: Nothing at all, I just like to get you off... Dave: ...Kinky Lev'anna: I meant because you're so touchy when it comes to music. Dave: What's wrong with being passionate about something? So are you going to school today? Lev'anna: I'll tell you before you get off, if you give me some time to think, ok? Dave: I understand, I often use my time on the train to think about stuff. [I]With that Lev'anna leaned back into the chair, and Dave changed the cd to a band who's lead singer's name, was incidently the same as his.[/I][/color]

I have been part of a band with a chick singer, who also played bass, and we won that damn dirty battle of the bands.. So feck you all, damn dirty bastards! But yeah, I have only heard one all woman band: Skulker, and they were suprisingly good. They are both the same, I think...and I hate to sounds like a feminist, (I AM A GUY!)But this is just another example of women's failiers being more talked about then men failing. Which is strange because I am sure that there are plenty more guy bands who fail.

This is so incredibly lame, but I'm sick so leave me alone... "Talk about going to the dogs, but this is rediculous!" I'm sorry everyone, I'll edit it if I start to feel better.

How the hell do you do anything else then? For a relationship, do you have to get in there quickly or something? All the nice guys, perhaps you do win, but maybe it's a moral victory. IF you need something to help, go watch the first season of ED. Damn cool show.

There's always more quotes to be remembered or stolen, and here are some. "There's no justice like angry mob justice" -Simpsons "What the HELL'S THAT?!" -Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy "People worry about kid's playing with guns, and seeing violence on television, but no one worries about kids listening to thousands literally thousands of songs about rejection and depression." -High Fidelity, (See this movie!) "How do you escape when knowing everyone is what you're known for?" -That's mine and I thought of it, but someone else has probably said it before me. (this is my personaly favourite here) "Just remember, you are unique...Just like everyone else":confused:

"Big enough carrot???" and..(it's crap, I know) "Disney unvails the latest sequel to Pinnochio!" It doesn't have to make sense, or so I've heard.

Because I have resolved that all my characters will either be musicians or the infamous Indrid. It's easier this way.

Name: Dave Grohl Age: 16 Appearance: A tall, pretty thin and lanky guy. Pale blue eyes, and reasonably long curly brown hair that falls a bit short of his shoulders. Pretty fit, and strong for his age, but nothing drastic. Character Sketch: Dave is a musician, who plays the drums. He lives close to town, about a ten minute walk. Dave has a stable family and nothing overly wrong with anyone in it. He catches the train to his private school everyday. Dave used to be well behaved but meets all types of people on the train he catches to school and many of these people have influenced him greatly. Dave generally keeps out of mischief, but lately he has been getting into much more trouble then one would suspect.

In my english class at school, we're currently studying poetry. Since then I've started writing some, and I have a few up my sleeve now. This is one I wrote last night. It covers a few things that were on my mind, and sorry if most of it lacks sense or anything that might resemble any rational thought, but here it is anway. Whatever you think, I would like to know. 13+14 Lying with the words, you're speaking them now, lost in the routine, this repitition is fowl. Lucky numbers they have no help when your friends plot against you, lie, cheat and steal, then it's time to find some new. Yet this can't be done when knowing everyone is what you're known for, perhaps its better to have friends that lay on the floorboards. Leaving all that you hold dear your friends and family, how do you escape when there's nowhere to go but up? Do you fly high and live in solitude, or put up with it leaving the sky for wings? There is a queen in my head but she tormentes me with her taste, destroying my mind with her shocking companionship. How could she be the only one who understands how I am, when this maid of holyness is lost within herself? Is it best to just leave behind this forgotten life, and leave a mother's eyes to rain? Let sorrow be her friend, or should I let my fate cause the pain?

I think I shall have to change one of my songs. Instead of having No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age, I'll have to put on Mr Milk, by You Am I. Anyone here familiar with 'em?

Oh yeah, I seriously can't wait. I read this huge article on the two matrix moviesm. For RE-Loaded, they had to build their own highway for a huge carchase scene at the end. I have downloaded some previes, only short, but I CANT GODDAMN WAIT!!!

Small Child: So Mummy, the dog is really goin to a big farm?? Whats for dinner anyway? Figure it out...

Budwieser: The Date Rape drug of chioce for paedophiles EVERYWHERE!!! SORRY EVERYONE!! May jebus have mercy on you all for not cutting my fingers off before I typed that!!!