Shinobi

[i]Visor turns around with the sword held infront of him, his appearance has changed, he is more fulled with wisdom and clamness as he turns he steps down gracefully and stands infront of his fellow comrades. They wait for him to talk wisefully and surtiously and this is what he says:[/i] Visor: Well, my fellow comrades, friends and now known as family. That was one HELL of a ride huh?? Damn that was so f*ckin' great!!! Finaly! i can get my Bro BACK!!! Everyone: :wow: Visor: What? What i do?!? Anyway Karina, it's....time

:( only D_A respects me :bawl: I geuss the Shinmiester isnt very popular OMG! Ahhhhhh lol, nah i know there is probably people on the boards that hate me, there always is someone. Not that im not a lovable guy, it's just i dunno.....there jealous :shifty: of....*ahem* um.....that my name is after...um...ah ninja? ... Thats it..yeah..:shifty: How could i forget to add Aries to my list...oops sorry aries!!! Hey's such a great dude.

1) I'm from Glasgow, Scotland, UK 2) It always rains! lol. It is pretty small, Scotland has it's lot of guenises (sp?) Our scintists created penicillian, Telephone, Steam Train... the list go's on we also created Golf!. We also have the great poet Robert Burns (Rabbie Burns.) The Glasweigin accent is very unique and if you were from a country outside of Britian, i think you would have no chance in making out what i'm saying, lol. Even people in the UK cannot understand what i say. We have great Patter and very funny, the Legend Billy Connolly is from Glasgow. I love Scotland and think it is a brillianta dn very unique place. It is small but is known largley around the world. Glasgow used to be the Capital of Scotland but was changed hundreds of years ago to Edinburgh. Our Football team (Soccer)isn'tvery good, but i think is rising with players such as Jamie McFadden. We have an american football team - The Scottish Clamores. I think i am the only Scottish Member on teh boards, as far as i know. 3)It's not boring, great place infact, i love it, only if we had better weather, this would be the ideal place for me. This is a very nice country and is a good placeto visit, alot of history, but you better bring an umbrella lol. 4) Um, i kinda did that in 2. Also no one is teh stereatypical, Scotsman e.g Ginger hair and big ginger beard. Kilt, tartan hat and seeth. We don't eat haggis and talk like you have just had a rat shuved up your a*s *everyoen gets teh image of Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons* The only time, we ever eat haggis is on Burns night. To celebrate the life of Rabbie Burns. i think that is it. If anyoen else is Scottihs please tell me, or if anyelse knows a memeber that is Scottish on OB please tell me also. cheers

OMG! he is great, i live ine the UK and he hasnt released any albums of his over here :( so i get them off Kazaa :D

[i]Dante jumps to teh sounds of a gun.[/i] Dante: Quick! We Must make our decisions, or we might be in trouble prrritee soon. Pac-Man: Common people, i agree with Dante. TJ and Earl: Yeah dudes, we need to get down on with da funk!!! Everyone else: Hmmmmmm

[i]Visor stands in rage he pulls out his Samaria and jumps about 10 feet in the air landing with it stabbing into teh foul beast.[/i] Visor: DIE! YOU MUTHER****A! [i]As he withdraws he turns to see everyone gawking at him[/i] Visor: Heh, whoops. [i]As the beast starts to araise, he jumps, doin' a summersault in mid air grabbing the Katana with one hands, without touching the floor, lands on his feet and at teh same time throwing it to Valen.[/i] Visor: There ya go ;) Wolf: BRING IT ON!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Karina: Hey guys Everyone: HOLY SH*T!

Nuh-uh. In Scotland, male and female are paid the same, equal rights law. Not unless it is there own busniess, but if theya re caught or found out, they will be sued, finedor even jailed.

Um...Well....I think both kinda, guys might not have too deal with bitcheness but if someone is shoutin there mouth off and an argument flares, then there may be a fight. I parsonaly have a short temper, i'm a fun loving guy,love a laugh, but when people make fuin of me or things that are personal to me, then i aint the nicest guy to be with. Girls dont get broken jaws and noses, they just get bitched at...yeah words can hurt, but nothing compared to a burst nose, do you see my point? Also, girls dont get jumped in teh streets, gangs dont jump out on a girl and say "Were you from?" if you dont answer correctly then yu might get stabbed or beat on. Periods, i agree with you there, it must be hell. But men do have problems with sexual organs. Sadly, we have to cary around this stupid, non-inteligent, ugly oragn. By non-inteligent i mean, it doesnt know the diffrence between a women and teh back off a bus, you always take errections at the most annoying time (i personaly dont, i past that stage long ago. But still cna happen, lol)It can also be an embarrising thing, in changing rooms and dressing rooms, if you have a small, *ahem* "genitile". I personaly am not effected by this, but i know how it must feel, if you hit puberty late and so on. So there for, i think we are equal in terms of "Who has it easier"

Um...I'm REALY suprised, but am i the only one that is gonna mention SHIFT? Him, James and Adam have all worked there asses off! I respect you all. * Dragon Warrior - One damn funny guy, aint seen him around lately :( * Kevin - Anime, and smart guy...enough said. * CWB - One of the best organised guys i know, and funny also * Physkotic - One of my good friends. Good at graphics * D_A - Also a good friend of mine * All the mods and Admins * F_F - Great guy, and he runs OB BIG BRO!!!! lol * DK (ken) - I dont even think he knows me :s But i know him, funny dude. * Starlight - Great gal * Amphion - Amazing guy at 3d Modiling * Ginny - Great artist * I said James, Shift and Adam, didnt i? * All the staff of the boards, because if they werent there, the boards would fall appart. * Piro - One of teh first guys i spoke to, the name hypnotised me. I dont think he even likes me, lol I practiclay respect everyone on the boards! And i hope people respect me and like me too. *tumble weed rolls by* *ahem* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight *leaves sadly*

Damn Right! I'm currently raeding the Trioligy.

Yeah, My friend has sawit, and he thaught it was GREAT! His Dad's Uncle can get AMAZING copied DVD's for £5. So i saw Resident Evil and teh wuality of it was Brilliant, so I'm getting Halloween : Reserrection (sp?) Rez Evil and Red Dragon :D so I'll tell ya all about it when i've seen it.

Name: Ewan Denny (Ewan = Ewwwwww + An Also the same as Ewan Megrregor, Obi Wan from Star Wars:D) Age: 13 Height:Hmm not sure, about 5"4 Eyes: Light Blue Hair: Brown Weight: Um, 70kg ... 10 Stone i dunno in Lbs Occupation: High School Intrests: Drawing, Anime, Surfing...the web, computing, comedy Fav Anime: DB/Z/GT Other: I'm from Scotland, UK...And no i dont wear a Kilt and eat haggis all the time, playing the bagpipes. Just clearing that up ;)

well,what can i say....WOW, Enough said.

Kazaa, i know all the words: [b][SIZE=4]Elvis Vs Junkie XL - A Little Less Conversation[/SIZE][/b] A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby Baby close your eyes and listen to the music Drifting through a summer breeze It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it Come along with me and put your mind at ease A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby Come on baby I'm tired of talking Grab your coat and let's start walking Come on, come on Come on, come on Come on, come on Don't procrastinate, don't articulate Girl it's getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby

I dont have a fave character, mainly because i like mostly all of them, lol. My fave episode is deffinetly the one that bugs is earsing stop and drawing Daffy with new bodies and so on, and the one were a panther escapes a zoo and a big tough bulldog go's to *puts on NY accent* "Get that pesky cat" and his side kick was all "yeah yeah, get him boss, yeah yeah, bite him, yeah kick him, you get that cat, you do boss, get him boss." Me and my Dad loved that one. The big bulldog goes ina nd gets smacked aroudn by the panther and the lil dog goes in and kicks sylvesters a*s so thelilguy turns into the boss, heh. I love that one.

Has anyone say Red Dragon, the prequal to Silence of the Lambs and Hannibl? I want to see it, just havent had teh time, please dont post spoilers as i want to see it, i would just like to know if it's good, and ofcoare this canbe used as the Red Dragon Thread.

[i]As Dante thinks hard and long on this, he decides to help (for a short while anyway[/i] Dante: Well, I'll help, to show you all that I'm not an enemy, honest, so i shall join you, i also have a Scary Mask, that can get us out of sticky situations. I may, however have to leave you all later on, for i do have some things i must accomplish myself. [i]Dante walks over to the side of of TJ and Earl, Dot and Pac. He walks over taking out Alastor and leaning on it.[/i] Pac: Hey, i apprectiate that. *to himself* "Hmm, this guy seems okay, still, I gotta watch him though."

YEAH JOEY! WOO HOO!

This is a very old song, its been out for months here in teh UK O.o I love it, it was in the huge Nike advert The Cage!!! You must know it!!

[I]Dante sneaks by most of the zombies and Lickers, but the number is overwhelming and he resorts to the mask.[/I] Dante: Well, Here I go. [I]He is formed into a zombie and runs as fast as he can, unfortunately went he tried to run, his leg snapped in 2. With a grunt he pulls it off, and his body forms back to his original. As he ponders, he congers up an idea. He sticks his tongue out and then put on the mask, and instead of a zombie, he is a licker! As he scurries up a wall he runs past a huge grouping of zombies and fellow lickers, as he runs buy he thinks (that?s what he thinks) to himself ?Stupid Bast*rds? But he actually said it aloud, in their own language, they all stared at him and he just scurried away. As he ran closer and closer to the biggest group of all, he noticed that he was near the Umbrella Corp. He went inside and searched the place for sometime, and then he heard a huge Blast! His Licker senses sent him to a door that had been blown apart! When he ran in, he was shot at several times, quickly he pulled off the mask landing flat on his face.[/I] Dante: Don?t Shoot!!! Blue Can Guy: Who are you!? Dante: I am Dante, a supernatural private detective, do you not recognise me? Big Yellow Ball: Oh you were the guy out of Devil May Cry, correct? Dante: Yes, are you not Pac-Man? Pac-Man: Finally!! Someone recognises my superstar looks! [I]Everyone is introduced and Dante explains why he is here and how he changed from a Licker to a human. He told them of how he wants to collect as much Anti-Virus as possible and try and disperse it and cure the T Virus. They started chatting until Pac-Man looked at his watch.[/I] Pac-Man: Um, Guys?RUN!!!

[I]Dante slips through the darkness of the city. He leaps onto the top of a burnt out Police Car. As he stands watching the profound and non-intelligent creatures drag their sorry and diseased bodies around nibbling and chewing on anything that moves. There is a huge grouping of them now, Zombies and Lickers alike. As he sees a Licker sniff the air and scurry along the side of a building, he jumps from the smoking and twisted frame of the motor vehicle and jumped into an ally. He slouches, his back against the old, wet, mossy wall. He turns to see a face a few inches from his! Quickly the face jumps back, for there is the tip of Alastor pointed into his cheek. The person jumps back and is engulfed into the thick over coat of black skyline and mist. As Dante stands there is a small fixture of a body curled in the phetus position.[/I] Dante: OI! Who are you!?! ???: I am sorry, just DONTKILL ME! Dante: O_o Calm down, who are you? ???: I am only a worker from the Umbrella Corp. Dante: :) Oh you are, are you? :D ???: Yes, my name is Dr Welfurd, if you must obtain information, I have all you need, I hate them damn corparals! They have forced me to stay in hiding for wekks now, homeless and fearful of these disgusting creatures. Dante: Yes, what the hell has been going on inbetween the Umbrella walls? Dr Welfurd: Well as usual I went to my work, the T Virus... Dante: *buts in* Is that what is making all of them people, flesh eating creatures? *shudder* Dr Welfurd: Yes, anyway. As we had created an Anti-Virus also there was a lot of loose time, so I set to work on a new little project, fully out of my curiosity. As the T Virus sends electrical signals to the brain to spark only the most simplistic need, I decided mabey I can play aroudn with this. I created a mask, not just any mask. This mask when worn can change your bodies image to any living, or not pliving in this case, eye in the world, it represents you as, one of them. I created a generater big enough to keep a signal of all of Raccon City, so if you wear it anywere in the city, you can be represented as one of them. I was so pleased it worked. I planted the generater deep under ground, no one can get at it. It is the main reason I have lasted this long. Dante: Sounds great, but how the HELL did u make it out of the Corp? Dr Welfurd: Well... **Flashback** "My friend, Dr Bloomersfeild, is the Saftey Superintendint. He always informs me a day or two before there is to be a Drill, so I don't have to panic as such. But that time, he didn't so when it went off,I knew it was for real. There was no way I was leaving my Mask behind, that was the only thing I grabbed and ran. Everyone was like "Calm down Welfurd" I told them, that it was for real, a few believed and jogged, most didn't. I was sprinting by now and got outside. I walked to the shop and then walked back to meet my friends and to see if the "clean up" team, as I call them, has arived yet. When I got back everyone was dead!" Dante: I see. Well I am here to stop all of this, and I'll try to get this Anti-Virus as qucikly as possible. Dr Welfurd: You are very brave. [I]As soon as he had finished a Licker had jumped ontop of The Dr's head. It dug straight into his brain and feasted. I grabbed the Mask then dropped money at the Dr's feet, as a mark of respect.[/I] Dante: Hey Ugly!!! Come and get me! [I]As I stood with my sword infront of me. The Licker pounced. I ran up the corner of the wall and slashed it's tongue clean from his mouth. It skreeched in pain and was more angry. It scuttled towards me as I penetrated my sword through its head it fell to the ground and lay in a huge, decomposed pile of goo. As I wiped my sword clean, I walked out to the misty streets in search for Survivors and the Anti-Virus.[/I]

LMAO, Okay sorry Mr Piro Munkie, sir ________ Gohan: Man, Videl, you faught......Realy, realy......Badly!!! Your crap! Your just a .....Human!!! Trunks: Goten, damn you are so much better than me. Bulma: Uh, whats a srewdriver

Ok you've been watching to much Matrix, That movie has infected our fragile little mind, lol, so i geuss you took the red pill? Lmao.

Heh, great, you can also just Ctrl+Alt+Del the site lol

[b]I Would Like To Purchase The Scary Mask From The Store Please, Cheers[/b] ________________________ [I]Dante wanders the streets of the Zombie and ?thing? infested Racoon City, he is still confused in how this all happened. Went he heard a large uproar of voices, he sharply pirked his ears to sense were the voices were coming from. He climbed up roof tops and leaped from wall to wall, till finally he saw a big group of people, but they weren?t suspects as he thought, they looked to be and could be allies of Dante, or mabey even victims of the ?things.? He slyly crept ontop of a roof, it may have been the Police Office, as there was a burnt out Police car at the bottom to his left. He saw the large group around in a circle arguing, one of whom was holding there body, clearly in pain.[/I] Pain Filled Person: Common! I don?t have time to argue, I?ve been bit, remember!?!?! Ah! The T Virus will kick in soon, we must hurry to find the antidote, if one. *mumbles* Damn Umbrella B*stards. [I]Dante thinks, hmmm Umbrella, weren?t they the ones responsible for the huge Zombie unleashed thing years ago, and the S.T.A.R.S team had to sort them out? Hmmm. Interesting. As the man tried to walk away Dante, quietly sneaks down close to them to hear more discussion. Dante decides not to but in,and just follow them, to find out more about them. When he is about to retreat to the darkness, he turns to find a ?tongue? as Dante likes to call them, behind him. As the ?tongue? lunges for him he ducks rolling on his back, flicking the ?tongue? with his feet into the dim light of a street lamp, very close to the group. They all turn round in horror and shout:[/I] Group: Licker!!!! [I]As it stands up and walks towards Dante, who is in the darkness and cannot be seen from the groups point of view. They soon see a notorious blade plunging through the back of the Licker and the sword then sparks with electricity. It is withdrew and blood squirts all around the pavement and road, the group see a dark, tall figure disappear into the darkness and scuttle up onto a roof top.[/I]