Nomad

SMACKDOWN! Tazz and Michael Cole come out, presumably this is for the Tuesday night special. Tazz M.C.'d an interpromotional bikini contest between Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson. Both got good pops when they polled the crowd, then Nidia ran in. Stratus and Wilson cleared the ring of her and Tazz raised both of their hands. Eddie Guerrero def. Chris Benoit and Edge in a triple-threat match. Finish had a ref bump and Chavo run in on Edge, then Rey come out and hit Chavo with an Asai moonsault of the barrier. Mistero grabbed his knee like he was hurt selling the move. Benoit had Eddie in the crossface, Angle then threw the ref in the ring but into Benoit as well, breaking up the hold. Benoit went to confront Angle on the apron and Eddie shoved the two together and rolled up Benoit with the tights for the win. Funaki and Chuck def. D-Von and Ron Simmons when Funaki rolled up D-Von. Albert def. Mike Kinkade(I think that was his name) in a squash. Tajiri def. Crash with a kick to the head. Crash did a bunch of comedy spots such as hopping over the top rope to get in the ring and falling on his face. Smackdown starts as Tazz and Cole come out again. Billy Kidman and Torrie Wilson def. Jamie Noble and Nidia when Kidman pinned Noble with the shooting star press. Backstage Al Wilson talked to Torrie after the match and said how he had provided for her and everything and tonight he needed to do something for himself Rikishi and John Cena had a rap contest backstage. Before the match Cena also did a backstage promo saying how he grew up in New England but moved out of here as soon as he could to be with his fellow beautiful people. Eddie and Chavo complained about not getting a tag title shot to Stephanie and teased her about the kiss with Bischoff, so she put Eddie in a match with Brock for the title. Rikishi def. John Cena following a stinkface and a Banzai drop. Finish seems pretty dumb to me and defeats the purpose of anybody new getting over. Thanks Hunter! Backstage Matt Hardy told Paul Heyman that he was going to soften up Big Show for Brock just like he did with The Undertaker. In the ring Al Wilson called out Dawn Marie. He proposed to her, saying he'd have to kill himself if she said no. She said yes. Crowd hated this. Big Show defeated Matt Hardy with the chokeslam. Show didn't sell much, and promised to win the title at Survivor Series. Rey Misterio and Edge defeated Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle in a two-out-of-three falls match to win the tag titles. First fall was Edge and Misterio getting the win with a combination powerbomb by Edge and a springboard Molly-go-round(forget the real name) by Misterio. Second fall was Edge tapping to the ankle lock. In the third fall Misterio had Angle pinned with a rana and the ref counted three while Angle grabbed the ropes with his hand. After a break the match restarted, and Misterio and Edge won the fall again after miscommunication by Benoit and Angle. Hell of a match. Backstage Paul Heyman yelled at Brock. Said he couldn't beat Big Show and that he would have to see if he could beat Eddie without him. Brock Lesnar beat Eddie with the F5. Eddie had Brock in a wristlock and Chavo was going to come off the top rope with an axhandle but Brock just launched Eddie into Chavo. Brock then hit the F5 to get the win. Brock was walking up the ramp and holding his belt up facing the ring when Show attacked him from behind. Big Show press slammed him off the stage to the floor. Heyman and the refs and medics came out to check on Brock and put him in a neck collar and prepped him for a stretcher as the show went off the air. Big Show's music played and he walked from the ramp to the ring and cut a short promo, saying how he has destroyed The Undertaker, put Lesnar through the announce table and "more recently" thrown Lesnar off the ramp. He said that "on Sunday" he was going to take the WWE title. I assume this will air on the Tuesday special. Brock was shown stumbling to his feet and taking off the neck brace. He stumbled to the ring and rose up the belt to a good ovation and then left to end the show. The arena was about 75% full, with almost all of the sections at the top of the arena blacked off.

hmmm.. good grades? nope not really. here.. Biology - B World Geography - D Skills Success - B Spanish 1 - A English - B Newspaper - C Algebra - A so how's that?

titles? hmmm... titles.... tracks.... uh, "Grindin'" and "Gansta Lean" for Clipse and for N.E.R.D. "Rock Star" or "Lapdance"

does anyone like these groups. N.E.R.D. is the Neptunes basically. I like N.E.R.D and saw the CLipse Gridin' video and got their CD saturday. I like the way the music sounds ('tunes) and the way Clipse & others put words with it (the music). so anyone??

i listen to stuff like Jimmie Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pink FLoyd, Sammy Hagar, AC/DC, KISS, Iron Maiden, White Snake, Rob Zombie. And for newer stuff; Linkin Park, Eminem, Disturbed (basically anything rock) -- Then there's the most recent favs; N.E.R.D. and Clipse. To much old rock for me to be listening to. everything isn't really unknown, heh.

[QUOTE]Please dont get too mad at me everyone, but I think wrestling is just rediculus.[/QUOTE] well that's some people's opinions. While people looking and posting in this thread are USUALLY interested in wrestling or just want to know what's happening in wrestling. People don't just come in here and say "... i'm not interested/like/a fan of wrestling." everyone knows wrestling is fake but they watch it for the entertainment factor (although since the rosters split it's has evolved even more into a soap opera). SO if you are not interested, or don't like wrestling then please don't post here. Wrestling might be a bit ridiculous but it entertains people for 2 hrs every monday and thursday. That's about it. --Nomad

here's one for foredaddy, since I know he likes freaky lookin banners. Not as freaky as others just freaky to me becuase I'm sittin in a dark quite room by myself.... with no one aorund me.... *looks around quickly* uh i gotta go -------*whoosh*

ya could goto [url=http://www.stormpages.com/edhrzic/Yugioh.htm]edo's[/url]

i've only seen english eps, but i would love to watch japanese DBZ/GT because of all the editing done by the censors. So i'd have to say Japanese even though I can't seem to find any tapes of Japanese eps.

SD! Spoilers Before Smackdown officially starts, a clip is shown of D'Von and Ron Simmons cutting a heel promo on Toronto. They do the usual complaining about the local city and then mention how they can't wait to return home for some good beer. Cheap heat, but at least it gets the crowd going for Smackdown. Tazz and Cole arrive, the announce that Tazz is the birthday boy tonight! Smackdown starts, the pyro goes off and everyone's ready to go. 1. Edge (home town boy!) & Rey Mysterio d. D'Von & Ron Simmons at 4:35 when Edge hit the Edge-cution (can't remember on who). Decent match with a good crowd reaction. Great start to the show. Post match saw the Guerrero's run in for a beat down on the faces. Eddie is nursing a nasty looking black eye complete with stitches. Don't know where he picked that up. - Clip shown of Funaki, Tajiri, Nidia & Noble backstage. Nidia says she's gonna fight Noble because of their argument last week, Tajiri will be special ref. Funaki was being the nuber one announcer. 2. Jamie Noble d. Nidia @ 1:59 with Tajiri as special guest referee. Very quick match, nothing surprising. Post match saw Nidia and Tajiri arguing about something, which led to Noble beating down Tajiri and Nidia and Noble reconciling over their differences. Nidia always plays her character so well. Undertaker vignette - nothing of note to pass along, your standard fare from the American Bad ***. Quick heel clip of Cena shown where he burns on Kidman for losing their tag match last week, saying that Kidman should get used to losing. 3. John Cena wearing the Toronto blue and white colours (why? Isn't he supposed to be a heel now?) d. Billy Kidman @ 6:47 with his feet on the ropes. Good match, but the crowd was DEAD for this one. I can't figure it out... weeks ago Kidman was getting pops like mad and now he doesn't seem to matter. Steph backstage vignette. She sends Heyman's girl Tracy home (the one who claims to have had an affair with UT). Break. Undertaker vignette. I don't know if it's this one or one of the other clips of his tonight but at sme point he explains that he dated this girl Tracy many many years ago, even before he met his wife. 4. Brock Lesnar d. Chuck Palumbo @ 6:25 with the F5. Chuck got in some decent offense, this certainly wasn't the squash match I expected. Post-match saw Undertaker come down and bust Brock open with his cast.Crowd popped pretty big for that. Backstage clip shown of Torrie and her dad again. He had some flowers for her, how cute. 5. Dawn Marie & Mattitude d. Torrie Wilson & Rikishi at about 3 minutes when Matt helped Dawn Marie pin Torrie. At one point Matt and Dawn Marie were in the corner and Rikishi went for the stinkface. Matt let Dawn Marie take the brunt of that one. Post match saw Torrie tease a stinkface on Matt, and when he closed his eyes Rikishi made the switch and gave him his just desserts. I love Matt's new gimmick and I was totally marking out for him. Backstage clip of Lesnar and Heyman talking with Steph. They want 'Taker to remove his cast for the HIAC match since they say it gives him an unfair advantage. Backstage clip of Eddie and Chavo heading into Benoit's dressing room. Benoit is silent throughout and Eddie is hilarious when talking about the beating last week and denying any role in it. Another clip of Heyman, Lesnar and Steph. Steph says that she'll announce her decision about the cast in the ring. I didn't think it was that big of a deal but she seems to think it is. Somewhere else in there Undertaker visits her and tells her that since Lesnar put him in the cast, he should be allowed to use it. He gets angry and smashes a lamp. Pretty scary. Backstage clip of Angle and Benoit. Once again Benoit is totally silent looking tough and Angle does all the talking. He says is Benoit thinks he's going to train for the Olympics, he's so good that he doesn't need a year for that. 6. Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle d. Eddie & Chavo Guerrero at about the 12 minute mark when Angle hit the Angle slam on Eddie shortly after a Ref bump. Match of the night here easily, great action and a hot crowd was getting behind Angle and Benoit. Lots of pro-Angle chants in there with the usual anti-Angle chants. After much delaying, Stephanie comes out to make her announcement in front of the audience. She calls out Heyman and Lesnar and tells them that UT will be allowed to wear the cast in their HIAC match at No Mercy. I should have just left after the main event match because this dragged on as a waste of time. How is someone's cast worth this much attention? They're playing it up like it's some huge announcement but it's a minor match stipulation. Anyway, of course UT comes out and lays the beats on Brock and Heyman. UT keeps tossing Brock out of the ring so he can beat on Heyman. Heyman gets busted open and eventually Lesnar leaves the ring by himself. Not sure when the taping cut off, but after Heyman sold for many minutes, Undertaker gave him one last chokeslam before leaving.

Age: 15 Height: About 5'10 -5'11 Eyes: Brown Hair: Black & Brown Weight: .... Occupation: :D nothing :D Intrests: Computer, anime, boards, sleeping Fav Anime: Dragonball Z/GT Other: Uh...... my name is Brian?

ok i'v egot a ? for ya'll. If I play Ring of Magnetism on one of my monsters and my opponent has a toon monster out does the toon HAVE to attack the monster with the ring on it (the monster isn't a toon) or can it still attack LP directly?

1. I've been pondering that question too, I think you're talkin about Kazijin, Suijin, or Sanga of Thunder. 2. If your opponent has no monsters on the field you [i]can[/i] attack their LP directly unless they stop the attack(s) with a magic/trap card. EDIT: hmmm... looks like someone got here a couple of sec/min ahead of me

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cera [/i] [B]Alone I am a cliff Something like a knoll With por I am mush Sitting in a bowl. What am I? [/B][/QUOTE] could it be porage? (i dunno how to spell if that's wrong spelling) [por - (edge)age]

here's a rather simple one with a quote (small one)

:D how's this one. It's for my site.

my school had Spirit week like *thinks real hard* can;t remember, but they already had it. oh yeah it was the week of Sept.11. I didn't participate in any of the spirit week things except for the Patriotic Day one. Monday- (Can't remember specific name); Girls/boys dress as boys/girls Tuesday- Wanna be day; Dress up as a actor/actress/singer etc. Wed.- Patriotic Day; Wear Red, white and Blue. Thursday- (can't remember either); (can't remember this either) Friday- Spirit Day; (myschool colors are Red and White) Wear the school colors all i know is that that Spirit stuff is stupid. I don't like my school very much. although all my friends go there.

i was born in Houston, and a Hurricane hit there (can't remember exactly when). I don't know very much of what was going on because I was like 4-5-6 years old, somewhere around there. The hurricane's coming up here (Indianapolis) but it;s just storms here and there. The only thing good about living here is that your safe from that kind of stuff. (but then again you're all set up for tornadoes, snow, ALOT of heat, ALOT of cold, and all that other nasty weather)

how's this, is that how his head is supposed to look, with the scar on the right?

i've only used a star bg two times.

whataya mean "getting old"? that's the first time i've used THAT star bg

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shystor [/i] [B]If you look a while for someone, I'm pretty sure you'll see her...[/B][/QUOTE] huh? anyway I made that bg, kinda. I took a blue bg and a star bg and faded the star bg into the blue one.

well, does anybody?

SD! * Rikishi vs. Chavo Guerrero Rikishi throws Chavo off the op rope. Chavo kicks at Rikishi after Chavo counters when Rikishi tries to back up in him. Chavo drop kicks Rikishi. Rikishi falls into position for a stink face/ Rikishi gets up and smacks Chavo around. Rikishi backs it up into Chavo who falls into position for the stink face. Chavo rolls out of the way. Rikishi choke slams Chavo. Rikishi goes to drop on him the second rope but Chavo puts his knees up. Chavo grabs the camera but Rikishi kicks it back into his face. Rikishi gets on the second rope and drops down on Chavo's chest. Rikishi covers for the win. Rikishi walks down the ramp and stops at the stage on the top. He does his little hat dance.. * Backstage Torrie Wilson is rubbing lotion on her legs. * Tazz is in the ring to moderate the bikini competition. Billy and Chuck are the judges. Tazz announces Torrie Wilson first. Then after she comes out, Tazz announces Nidia. Nidia comes out in her robe and she is wearing sneakers. Nidia goes first. She takes off her robe and does this slut dance around the ring. Chuck gives Nidia a 6, Billy gives her a 9. Torrie goes next.. Billy and Chuck both give Torrie a 10. Nidia gets mad and runs away. Billy and Chuck get in the ring with Torrie. Jamie Noble and Tajiri comes out. Noble says that Nidia ranks higher than Torrie. Noble challenges Billy and Chuck to an impromptu match up. * Tajiri and Jamie Noble vs. Billy and Chuck Tajiri and Noble run down to the ring. Tajiri and Noble double team Billy, Billy takes them both down. Tajiri is tagged in. Tajiri kicks at Billy's knee. Tajiri takes Billy down with his elbow. Tajiri covers for 2. Noble is tagged in. Noble jumps on Billy's leg. Billy launches Noble over the top rope. Noble gets up and rams Billy's leg into the ring post. Noble locks in a submission that sort of looks like a figure four. Billy hits Noble a few times and gets out. Billy can't stand up. Noble continues to kick at Billy's knee. Tajiri attacks Billy from outside the ring. Noble locks in another submission on Billy. Billy kicks out of it after a while. Noble gets planted face first in to the mat by Billy. Billy finally tags in Chuck. Chuck throws Noble across the ring. Tajiri delivers kick to the chin. Chuck gets Tajiri on his shoulders, Billy struggles to the tope rope and jumps off and hits the code red. Chuck covers Tajiri for the win. After the match Torrie and Nidia slap each other around. * Backstage Funaki knocks on Brock Lesnar's Door. Funaki asks him if he can ask a hard hitting question. Lesnar tells him to go ahead. Funaki asks if it is true that he will not give Taker a rematch for the Undisputed Championship. Lesnar says that Funaki is the only one who has enough guts to ask him to his face. Lesnar says he will answer in in front of everyone in the ring. * Stephanie McMahon is on the phone. Kurt Angle come in and tells her that he enjoyed what she did to Bischoff at Unforgiven. Angle says it would be great to see a rematch between him and Chris Benoit. Stephanie says he has a different main event in mind. Mysterio pops in the office. Stephanie says that tonight main event is going to be Angle vs. Mysterio vs. Benoit in a triple threat match. Angle asks why to involve Mysterio, because it his home town and because he was born here like 8 years ago. Angle says he is gonna get the 1 2 3. Mysterio says not if he hits Angle first with the 619. * Funaki heads out to the ring. * Funaki is on the ring with the steel chair that was in the Taker/Lesnar match at Unforgiven. Lesnar and Heyman go down to the ring. Funaki says that that was the chair the Undertaker hit him with. Lesnar holds the chair and then throws it down. Funaki no longer has his mic. Funaki begins to attack Lesnar. Lesnar knock Funaki to the ground. Lesnar lifts Funaki up and delivers a pump handle slam. Lesnar rams Funaki into the turn buckle. Lesnar then delivers a huge belly to belly suplex. Lesnar give Funaki an F-5. Lesnar rolls Funaki out of the ring. * Backstage Torrie is congratulated about winning the bikini contest against Nidia by Dawn Marie. Dawn Marie challenges her to a bikini contest. * Edge vs. Eddie Guerrero The two lock up. Eddie whacks Edge in the face with his elbow. Edge flips Eddie over with his feet. Edge locks in an arm submission on Eddie. Eddie rams Edge into the turnbuckle. Eddie covers with his feet on the ropes. Edge kicks out. Edge delivers a back body drop to Eddie. Edge drives his elbow into Eddie. Edge locks in another arm submission. Eddie kicks Edge in the head. Eddie suplexes Edge and covers for two. Eddie puts Edge in a rear chin lock. Edge gets up and elbows Eddie in the stomach. Edge hits a scoop power slam on Eddie. Edge gets on the top rope but Eddie gets up with him. Eddie nails a top rope super-plex. Eddie covers Edge for 2. Eddie jumps at Edge. Edge catches him on his shoulders and throws him over the top rope. Edge gets out of the ring and pulls out a ladder. Edge rams the ladder into the ref after Eddie moves. Eddie picks up the ladder and smashes Edge in the back of the head. Eddie rolls Edge in the ring. Eddie hits Edge with a chair. Eddie gets on the top rope and attempt a frog slash. Edge moves and everyone is down. --Commercial Break-- Eddie is pummeling Edge. The is a new ref since the other was knocked out. Eddie locks in a sleeper hold on Edge. Edge goes down to the mat. During the break Eddie kicks out of a spear from Edge. Eddie is face planted by Edge. Edge covers for 2. Edge gets on the top rope. Eddie gets up on the rope. Eddie delivers a leg scissors take down. Eddie covers Edge for 2. Eddie punches at Edge's elbow. Eddie is walking on the tope rope but Edge counters with a power bomb. Edge grabs a ladder and bring is in to the ring. Eddie drop kicks the ladder back into Edge. Eddie gets his own ladder and brings it in the ring. Eddie knock Edge on to the ladder. Eddie puts the other ladder on top. Eddie jumps on top of the ladders. Eddie covers but Edge gets his shoulder up. Eddie sets up a ladder. He gets on the top rope and on the top of the ladder. Edge climbs up the other side. They begin to punch each other. Eddie delivers a sit out power bomb from the top of the ladder. Eddie covers Edge but Edge kicks out. Eddie slams Edge into the ladder. Eddie runs towards Edge, Edge launches Eddie into the ladder set up behind him. Edge sets up a ladder and gets on it. Eddie crawls up the other side. Edge hits an edge-a-cution from the top of the ladder. Edge covers for the win. * Benoit is asked about his thoughts on his triple threat match. Benoit says that the people chant you suck when he comes out. Benoit says Angle is a tough technical wrestler. Benoit says he is looking forward to beating Angle and Mysterio. * Matt Hardy is discussing his old match with Shannon Moore. Moore says that the match had more to do with Brock Lesnar. Matt says he will defeat the Undertaker again. Brock watches Matt leave the ring. * Matt Hardy vs. The Undertaker Matt Hardy extends his hand. Taker grabs it and doesn't let go. Taker throws Hardy into the turnbuckle. Taker ran towards Matt. Matt kicks him. Matt jumps on top of Taker. Taker is kicked by Matt. Matt attempts the twist of fate. Taker choke slams Matt. Then taker picks up Matt and delivered a last ride. Taker covers Matt for the win. Lesnar comes out of now where and hits Taker with his title belt. Taker gets up and Lesnar hits him with the belt again. * During the break Taker is stumbling around because he is all cut up. In the back room people try to help him, he tells them to go away. * Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio Angle says for some unknown reason the main event was made into a triple threat match. He says that being from San Diego is nothing to be proud of. Angle says Rey may think hes good because of his 619 but tonight he is gonna teach him a new number 911. Angle says Benoit must be feeling proud for beating him at Unforgiven by cheating. --Commercial Break-- Benoit and Angle are staring each other down and Angle knocks down Mysterio. Benoit clubs Mysterio in the back of the head. Angle tosses Mysterio out of the ring. Angle and Benoit wrestle around on the mat. Benoit knocks Mysterio off the apron. Angle knocks Benoit down and covers with his feet on the ropes, but Benoit kicks out. Mysterio heel kicks Benoit in the face. Mysterio leap frogs over Benoit. Mysterio rolls up Benoit and Angle breaks it up. Benoit suplexes Mysterio. Benoit knocks Mysterio down and covers him for 2. Benoit delivers an inverted atomic drop to Mysterio. Benoit delivers a snap suplex to Mysterio then covers for 2. Benoit toss Mysterio out of the ring. Angle gets in the ring and stomps on Benoit. Angle clotheslines Benoit. Benoit battles back with chops to Angle's chest. Benoit knocks Angle down with his elbow. Benoit smashes Angle's face into the turnbuckle. Benoit delivers two German suplexes on the third one Angle counters with a German suplex of his own. Angle hits the Angle slam on Benoit. Mysterio drop kicks Angle and covers for 2. Mysterio is whipped into the ropes and Angle grabs him from outside the ring. Benoit signals for the finisher. But Mysterio hits a missile drop kick from the to rope to Benoit. Angle and Mysterio go at it outside the ring. Angle puts Benoit in the ankle lock. Benoit gets to the ropes. Angle chokes Benoit on the ropes. Mysterio hits a double 619. Mysterio goes for the west coats pop but Angle counters Benoit locks in the cross face on Angle. Angle rolls over but Benoit still has a submission locked in. Mysterio jumps off the top rope and hits the spring board leg drop on to Benoit. Mysterio covers Benoit for 2. Mysterio drop kicks Angle into Benoit. Benoit suplexes him over the top rope. Mysterio hits the leg scissors on Benoit and covers for the win.

ok before this thread goes to hell completely, I wanna save it. Here's raw kinda late though. Trish Stratus vs. Molly Holly vs. Victoria -We're live from Anaheim, California and we get straight to the action as Trish Stratus, Victoria and Molly Holly all make their way for the opening contest - a triple threat women's title match. Before Molly can even get in the ring, Trish attacks Victoria and pummels on her but Molly sneaks in from behind and pulls Trish down by the hair. Victoria and Molly double team Trish but they miss a kick and Trish rolls up Victoria for a two count. Backslide by Victoria on Trish but another two count results. Victoria and Molly begin to argue a little but they continue their double teaming. Victoria whips Trish into the corner and Molly follows up with a handspring elbow. The two heels Irish Whip Trish but she double clotheslines them instead and begins an assault on Victoria and Molly. Trish does her little handstand in the corner, but before long, Molly chucks Trish outside and then Victoria blindsides Molly and tries to get a pin but comes up short. Standing vertical suplex by Victoria but she misses a moonsault and this allows Trish to get back into the ring. Trish rolls Molly up but they reverse it a couple times and Trish ends up getting the 1-2-3 pinfall victory. Winner: Trish Stratus via pinfall. Backstage, Booker T and Goldust welcome a bunch of other wrestlers (Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Steven Richards, etc.) to a presentation of something scary, something hideous. So they roll the footage and it's of last night's HLA where Rikishi ended up stink facing Eric Bischoff. Goldust says that he hasn't seen anything that bad since Chris Jericho's latest Fozzy concert. Goldust then says he has a special portrait and he shows it and it's Rikishi's *** superimposed on Bishoff's face. In the back, Rico peeks in and says that he will tell Eric Bischoff about all this. We come back to see Eric Bischoff welcoming a new superstar to the Raw team. Rico comes in and asks what the hell this person is doing here (we can't see his face) and Bischoff erupts on him asking him where he was last night when he was getting stinkfaced. Rico says that he is loyal and tells Eric about Booker T and Goldust showing footage from last night and how everyone was laughing at him. Bischoff says he will put an end to that right now and with that, he leaves the room. Eric Bischoff Interview -As it turns out, Eric Bischoff heads to the ring for an interview. He grabs a mic and tells everyone to not even start with him because he's not in the mood. Bischoff said that when he outsmarted Stephanie, her whole roster came to her aid but last night when he was beaten down to a pulp, no one came to his aid - and now they're laughing. And it gets worse says Bischoff. He got a phonecall from Vince McMahon's office and they told him that all contracts are now frozen. But fortunately he was able to cut a deal before the deadline. But if you're on Raw, you belong to him and you stay on Raw. With that he demands that Booker T come out. Booker's music hits and out he comes still laughing. Bischoff asks him if what happened to last night is funny and Booker says yes but not to blame him for the incident. Bischoff asks him if he knows who he's dealing with and Booker T says he's sorry but he has a question. After last night, does HLA still stand for Hot Lesbian Action or Huge Lumpy ***? Booker T tells Bischoff to stand back because his breath smells heinous like a fat man's anus. Eric demands that Booker T stop laughing right now and to show him some respect. He doesn't care if it takes all night but he only has three minutes and on cue, Rosey and Jamal come charging in. Booker T handles them with ease but Rico blindsides Booker T but gets a spinebuster. However, from behind Rosey and Jamal re-enter the ring and Samoan Drop Booker. Goldust comes running out for the save but he too is overpowered until a double clotheslines knock both men down. Rico comes in to attack Goldust and this allows Rosey and Jamal to lay a beating on him as well. Backstage, Bischoff thanks Rico, Rosey and Jamal. He also announces that Goldust and Booker T will be in singles action and Rico volunteers to take on Booker T. Chris Jericho enters the picture and is pissed at Goldust's comment about Fozzy. Bischoff says that tonight Jericho can defend his title against Goldust and he leaves with Rosey, Jamal and Rico. Jericho is left to wonder aloud that he never said anything about the IC title. Jeff Hardy vs. Big Show -Out in the ring, Jeff Hardy and The Big Show get ready for their upcoming match. Jeff tries to jump on Show before the match starts but Show catches him and throws him around a little bit before sending him into the ring. Jeff tries to go back with another suicide dive but Show once again handles him and Gorilla presses him for good measure. They finally get into the ring where Big Show continues his dominance with a suplex on the ropes and some knee drops on his stomach. Show also stands on Jeff and tries to pin him but Jeff gets his shoulder up. Jeff dropkicks Show's knees and then avoids an elbow drop before dropkicking him in the head. Jeff heads to the top and hits the Swanton but Big Show kicks out. Jeff tries to run into Show but Show puts his foot up and Jeff just bounces off it. Show then picks Jeff for a backbreaker before cornering him and laying in a few chops. Show with a leg drop and then a kick to the head before hitting a huge chokeslam for the victory. Winner: The Big Show via pinfall. We see clips from the past few weeks highlighting Chris Nowinski and Tommy Dreamer's feud. They cut to another clip of Nowinski who is in a classroom. He hopes to teach Dreamer a lesson: Don't mess with a Harvard graduate. Backstage, Kane is getting ready for his match while Tommy Dreamer arrives in Chris Nowinski's "classroom". Nowinski attacks Dreamer with his cane but Dreamer fights back and throws Chris around into the walls a bit. He throws some books at Nowinski and throws him into the ceiling. Nowinski charges back with a football tackle and they continue to brawl away. Finally, Dreamer nails Chris with the Singapore Cane right in the head and knocks him out. Tommy leaves. Before they go to commercial, Jim Ross says that HE will introduce the newest superstar on Raw next. Steven Richards vs. ??? -Steven Richards is introduced to wrestle against the newest Raw member. JR takes the mic and introduces him: Randy Orton who comes out to a very subdued reaction. Richards talks some smack before the match and they lock up with Richards pounding down on Orton's back. Hiptoss by Orton and bodyslam followed by a dropkick but Richards kicks out at two. Orton misses a corner splash and Dreamer takes over from there dropping a few elbows to the back and an ax handle to the stomach. Dreamer then pushes Orton into the corner and beats him up there but he misses a charge and Orton rolls him up for two. Clothesline and side suplex by Dreamer but another near fall results. Richards works on the back and snapmares Orton over into a full nelson. Orton fights out of it but Dreamer tries for a neckbreaker which is reversed into a belly to back suplex by Randy knocking them both out. Ref starts the count but they're up at five with Orton leveling Richards with a clothesline and back body drop. A nice modified back breaker but Richards kicks out once again. Randy tries for a bodyslam but Richards gets out and hits a DDT and gets a two as well. Orton hits a powerslam but Richards doesn't stay down. He tries for a clothesline but Steven ducks under it and hits a Steven Kick for two. Another cover and another two. Richards gets upset and starts choking Randy in the corner but Orton avoids a couple charges and heads to the top where he hits a high cross body for the 1-2-3. JR and Lawler continue to try to get Orton over by harping over how phenomenal he is. Winner: Randy Orton via pinfall. Backstage, Ric Flair walks down the hallway apparently ready to explain his actions at Unforgiven. Lilian Garcia introduces The Union Underground who perform the Raw theme (Across the Nation) as a plug to the Forceable Entry CD. Stacy Keibler and Jacqueline are there dancing to the song. Ric Flair Interview -The theme from 2001 plays, and the man who cost Rob Van Dam the World Title, Ric Flair, comes to the ring. You know why he's here? Because Triple H made him realize something. Triple H told him that he lost his pasion, his guts, and his instincts. He even looked Flair in the eye and said he was pathetic. And he was right. Flair cared more about what the fans wanted than himself. He was trying to mentor a kid who didn't even want his help. But Triple H grew up wanting to be just like the Nature Boy. He idolized Ric Flair, and look at him now: World Heavyweight Champion. The best in the business today. And now Flair will take him to the next level. Triple H and the Nature Boy will ride as high as he wants to guy. He'll teach Triple H how to be a rolex-wearing, limosine-riding, jet-flying son-of-a-gun. But most of all, he's going to teach Triple H how to be the Champ as long as he wants. And the payoff? Flair will be right by his side, so he can end his career the way it started: on top. In the back, we see a taped-up Rob Van Dam walk through the halls, tossing things around and marching towards the ring. Flair comments that this is the man who lost to Triple H last night, and now we know why Flair is the Dirtiest Player in the Game. Van Dam makes it out on stage and marches down the ramp, but Triple H runs down behind and clotheslines him. Trips rams him ribs-first into the stairs. He tosses RVD into the ring, where Flair stomps away on his injured ribs. The two men stomp and stomp and stomp. Trips screams that RVD can't win, when BuhBuh Dudley runs into the ring. BuhBuh takes Flair down, but Triple H knocks him down with a few right hands. Flair gets in some shots before Triple H tosses him over the ropes. They go back to RVD, and Flair kicks him in the gut. BuhBuh comes back with a chair, forcing Flair and Trips to leave the ring, but they raise their hands in victory. Fade Out. In the back, BuhBuh tells Coach that he is tired of seeing and hearing from Triple H. This isn't the Triple H show, and it isn't the Ric Flair show. This is Raw, the fan's show. And he'll be damned if he has to sit through another Triple H or Ric Flair segment. RVD comes up and says he agrees. Now why don't they go out and kick some ***? They storm towards the ring, but Bischoff stops them. This isn't the fan's show; it's Bischoff's show. And they can't just call their own shots. If they want Triple H and Flair, they'll have to do it in the ring, in a match. Chris Jericho vs. Goldust -In the arena, the Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and out comes the Ayatollah, the Living Legend, the King of the World and Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho. Then we go letterbox and are presented with another Shattered Dreams production in the entrance of Goldust. Fancy entrances are cool. Jericho rams Goldust into the corner, but Goldust slaps him away, then drop toeholds him. Hiptoss by Goldust, followed with a thump. Jericho comes back with chops, but Goldust blocks a dropkick and catapults him into the turnbuckles. Atomic Drop by Goldust and then stomps in the corner. Jericho comes back with a clothesline and a choke on the ropes. Falling neckbreaker by Jericho, then a snapmare and a headtwist. Goldust fights out and rolls Jericho up 1-2-kickout. Jericho hits a flying forearm then slaps away at Goldust. Guillotine by Jericho, then a choke on the ropes and a running knee. Goldust fights up, then elbows Jericho back, only for Jericho to hit a neckbreaker 1-2-shoulder up. Exchange of punches, then Jericho goes for chops, only to run into a clothesline. Another clothesline by Goldust, then a sidewalk slam 1-2-shoulder up. Goldust kicks Jericho in the gut and then hits a powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Jericho goes for the bulldog, but Goldust runs him into the ringpost. Thump by Goldust, who sets Jericho's legs in the corner. The ref stands in front of Jericho, as the Shattered Dreams is an illegal move. Jericho then goes up top and hits a missile dropkick. Jericho locks in the Walls, as Goldust crawls towards the ropes, but is finally forced to tap out. Fade Out. Lance Storm & Christian vs. Kane & ??? -Storm and Christian come down, accompanied by William Regal with the upside-down flag. BOOM! The fires of hell explode and Kane comes out, but who will he team with? The lights go out in the arena. Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through! The Hurricane comes down the Raw ramp, after apparently jumping from SmackDown! Christian and Hurricane start off, with Helms scoring a flurry of punches. Clothesline by Helms, then a second-rope flipping neckbreaker. Neckbreaker to Storm. Tag to Kane. Kane hits Storm with a sidewalk slam, then tosses Christian on top of Storm. Tag to Hurricane. Helms goes up top, and Kane throws him into Storm and Christian. Regal pulls Helms out of the ring, where Helms knocks him down. Christian baseball slides into Helms, allowing he and Storm to stop him down. Stomps by Christian, then a boot choke. Tag to Storm, who hits a back elbow 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Christian. Backbreaker by Christian 1-2-broken by Kane. Christian lays in with a sleeper. Christian hits a kick to the gut and the reverse backbreaker 1-2-shoulder up. Hurricane flips over Christian and hits the Eye of the Hurricane, but can't pin. Both men crawl to their corners. Tag to Kane and Storm. Clothesline by Kane, then another, then a back bodydrop. Kane catches a flying Christian, but Storm nails him in the back. Double clothesline by Kane. The Big Red Machine goes up top and hits the flying clothesline to Storm. He calls for the end as Test runs down. Test gets on the apron, distracting the ref while Regal nails Kane with the Title belt. Storm eventually covers 1-2-shoulder up! Test and Regal yell at the ref, who decides to kick them both from ringside. A swarm of refs come out to escort them to the back. Meanwhile in the ring, Christian stomps away on Kane. Hurricane goes up top and hits a flying hurrcanrana. Storm goes to jumping calf kick Hurricane, but he ducks and Storm nails Christian. Kane grabs Storm and Hurricane grabs Christian and each hits a chokeslam. Kane pins 1-2-3! The Masked Men, The HurriKanes, the Red and Green Machines have won the Tag Titles! Fade Out. In the back, Terri asks Hurricane why he was chosen as Kane's partner. Helms says that they both wear masks, they both use the chokeslam, and they both have the most impressive phsyiques in the WWE. Truth be told, he's been looking for a sidekick for a long time. Kane comes up and Helms insists that was HurriHumor. Kane says that the real reason he chose Helms was because Hurricane's a freak just like him, and freaks are cool. Helms flies away to celebrate. Kane kisses Terri and goes to celebrate. In the back, Coach asks the UnAmericans about losing their Titles. Christian says they didn't lose the belts, they were stolen. Regal says the only people to blame are themselves. They don't want to look like whiny Americans. Now they need to regroup and rededicate themselves. Booker T vs. Rico -In the arena, Booker T comes down, followed by Rico. Booker attacks Rico as he enters and beats him into the corner. Rico starts punching back, but Booker hits a reverse thrust kick and mounted punches. Slap by Rico, then punches and kicsk in the corner. Leaping kick by Rico 1-2-kickout. Knees to the gut by Rico, but Booker hits a back elbow and a clothesline. Flying forearm by Booker, but Rico hits a poke in the eyes. Jumping calf kick by Booker, followed with the Spinaroonie! Scissors kick by Booker 1-2-3! As soon as the bell rings, Rosie and Jamal storm the ring. Booker takes them both down, but turns into Rico's spinning heel kick. Rosie and Jamal hit a double flapjack. Jamal goes up top and hits the flying splash. Goldust hits the ring, but Rosie grabs him. He sidesteps Jamal, who superkicks Rosie. Goldust knocks Jamal from the ring, then takes out Rico. He sets Rico in the corner and hits the Shattered Dreams, but turns into Jamal's Superkick. Rosie hits a forward slam, and Jamal hits another flying splash. Fade Out. We come back as Booker and Goldust are being helped in the back. Bischoff stops them and says that this is what happens when you laugh at Eric Bischoff. And in case they didn't get the point, they'll face Rosie and Jamal next week. Booker says you are what you eat, and Bischoff is an *******. In the back, RVD tells BuhBuh they Flair and Triple H took his IC Title, took his World Championship shot, everything. It doesn't matter if he's hurt or not: he's got nothing left to lose. Fade Out. Bubba Ray Dudley & Rob Van Dam vs. Triple H & Ric Flair -BuhBuh and Triple H start, with the Game nailing him from behind. Flapjack by BuhBuh, then a clothesline. BuhBuh knocks Flair from the apron. Clothesline by BuhBuh. Tag to Flair. Shoulder block by BuhBuh. Tag to Triple H. Punches in the corner by The Game, who tags in Flair yet again. Chops by Flair, but BuhBuh comes back with his own chops. BuhBuh whips Flair shoulder-first into the ringpost, then back bodydrops him. Tag to Van Dam. RVD hits a spinning heel kick, then a shoulder block or two. Monkey flip by RVD, who goes up top and hits a flying side kick. RVD hits Triple H with a spinning heel kick and Rolling Thunder. Flair pokes Van Dam in the eyes, allowing Triple H to clothesline him down. Triple H 'buckles Van Dam, but RVD elbows him off. Split-legged moonsault by RVD, but Trips rolls away in time. Mule kick by RVD. Tag to BuhBuh and Flair. Punches by BuhBuh, then a back elbow. Back body drop to Flair, then a Samoan Drop on Triple H. Sidewalk slam to Flair 1-2-broken by Triple H. Double clothesline by BuhBuh. BuhBuh starts punching Flair and Triple H, then levels them both with elbows. BuhBuh clotheslines Triple H over the top, then scoop slams Flair. RVD goes up top and hits a Wassup Legdrop. RVD pushes BuhBuh and calls for the tables. BuhBuh goes outside and puses a table in the ring, while RVD baseball slides Triple H down. They set the table up in the ring as Flair begs for mercy. BuhBuh levels Flair and puts him on the table as RVD goes up top, but Triple H pushes him off and onto the security barrier. Triple H guillotines BuhBuh and Flair rolls him up, using the tights for the 1-2-3! Flair tosses BuhBuh from the ring, while Triple H pulls RVD back into the ring. Triple H goes under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. BuhBuh low blows The Game and then tosses Flair out of the ring. He then picks up Triple H and power bombs him across the edge of the table. Van Dam goes up top, but realizing his ribs are hurt, hits a flying double legdrop on Triple H through the table. End Show.