Samgee Gamwise

Just looking for words of advice for improvement. Attached is banner I made using AS3, the original image I concocted in PSP (v.7). Sorry about the SIZE:wigout:. [IMG]http://www.angelfire.com/alt/samgee/images/Flag.gif[/IMG] And if that don't work: [URL=http://www.angelfire.com/alt/samgee/images/Flag.gif]Click here[/URL]

Heh... I see two things in misure Bluiee. A gremlin's head:nervous:, and a baby Gemlin:laugh: :devil: :laugh: :flaming: ;) Don't know why. I just do.

[size=3][b]The Wind and The Trees[/b][/size] The wind blows. The trees sway. The wind blows away And more wind will come, Yet, when a tree shakes, and bows Naught else shall be moved. And when a sprig springs Who shelters it, but the fair, strong oak. Also, when a small breeze is born, Who looks out for it? Does the gale watch over it? Is the tornado wary of its presence? And though the wind starts where it can, The Redwood's roots are intertwined. Why is the wind so care-free and jovial? Playing with every item it can lift into its hands. And how does a tree slow it all to a still? Revealing all of the wind's invisibly wild schemes. As time blows by, the rings, They grow longer and larger. Calm down swift wind! Be more like your friend the tree. Slow to change, ever cautious Strong in his convictions. Not forgetting his roots Which hold him in all majesty, and humbleness. :mrt: :toothy: :naughty:

Dropoff Slipping down the slope Not seeing where It goes I stand back and hope Do I catch it? Dare I? no It falls, It falls, down It goes, not to return Its twisted contents spread upon the floor Could It be stopped? Can It stand still? Where does It go? When we turn, and It is no more Where did It go? And how did I let It go there? :drunk: [COLOR=red]I rant[/COLOR]:drunk: Alas, fare thee well

Yes there is reason for concern about the microwaves of cell-phones. But the amplitude of the waves is considered safe on a general scale. Also, the waves are broadcast and recieved from the top of the antena on your phone. Only on some newer models do the antenas not extend past your head. Plus microwaves are very precise, they do not travel in sparce waves as thier name may suggest. But rather in direct beams and lines. But the new technology I'm excited about is: "Plastic RAM". Its really hard to explain though, so I'll leave it to the masters. Go to popularscience.com to learn more.

Why does that matter?? Olga you push my buttons far too much, soon I shall be left with no choice but to use the "BIG STICK" on you!!! And don't you even think about opening a can of whupuss, we have ways of countering such thingses, yes we does, my precious!!!

Just click on the link in my sig! -OR- Click here: [url=http://otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14994&perpage=1&pagenumber=305][b][color=orangered]PROJECT GAMER LIVES!!!!!!!!!![/color][/b][/url] P.S. Just so you know, that first vote was mine. I couldn't help but add my own input!

Some of you might of noticed I've begun to finish a story I started some time ago in the left for dead Project Gamer. In truth it really was dead, I just figured, hey I've already typed some more and why not post it. Well I havn't posted much more than what I had already typed before the end of Project Gamer, and I'm wondering if I should keep going. So here's the poll: Should I, [b]A)[/b] Continue the story, since your all just dying to know how it ends:rolleyes: [b]B)[/b] Stop now, enough is enough:( [b]C)[/b] I never should have started this thing up again, as it was a stupid idea anyways:flaming:.

Dang, by all those standards my church rocks!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Break [/i] [B][size=1][color=crimson]oO;; What game is that from? Uhh.. I think my favorite would have to be from OoT, the one from Link's dream (which does become reality) where it's dark and raining and you see Impa and Zelda on a horse, followed by Gannondorf. I don't know why, but I think the mood of it is really cool. I also do like that goddess one that you're talking about. Good stuff.[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sorry... I guess it just slipped my mind! Maybe it was late or somthing. I think I was sick when I posted that originally. You know, conjested head, blocked sinuses, achy body, the whole bit. Yeah sorry 'bout that, sometimes I can just go on and on...:babble: Eventually I'll just forget what I had set out to say in the first place. So, I hope this hasn't made anyone's head get swollen or swell up or something... No, wait... Thats like the same thing! Why do we even have both sayings? Swollen, Swelled up, what's the difference?!?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BigCajones [/i] [B][color=purple]Well erm lol, yes you are both correct. One of you two can input a question or you can both ask one. It's up to you two really? :) Well done on the Japanese console knowledge, maybe Samjaza should do a question for putting more 'consoles' and in first. :box:[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] :toothy: Actualy they both forgot one thing......... The E-reader for Nintendo Gameboy Advance!!! And if you don't believe that it's its very own system you can check nintendo.com on the systems page. I don't think they'd get it wrong. [size=1](the author of this post is not remotely as nit-picky as might at first appear. Infact, he probably would not have got this right if he was in the spotlight, and only relizes such things when there is no pressure to do so. Thank you)[/size]

Sorry Dezzy, (oooooooo Ialways wanted to say that) but I'm siding with Zanarkand Abes on this one. I have pesonaly seen a third party link cable that said it could do both, through use of a switch. I do not [u]know[/u] this is what Zanarkand Abes is refering to, but it might be.

Alternative-RPG is right, you'll notice that his health, represented by hearts, is shown in the upper right hand courner in two of the Pics. Though there is no evidence as to whether he is doing "battle" in those and not the others. ('cept maybe that last Pic, LOL);-)

Oh come on, no one knew that?!?! GOSH, it's DC Talk for crying out loud!!! Come on!

Has anyone ever wondered about my name?:smirk:

Yeah, and just for even more reasons to buy this wonderful device *cough* Desbreko *grumble, cough*. An easy comparison of L an R buttons you can do right now: go to James' second post, to the picture of the lady holding both GBA units, side by side. You can measure with your finger, on the screen, comparitively, the distance between the R button and say... the A button, on both units. I think you'll be quite supprised! I to think I'm going sell my GBA, it is only a week old, with the original batteries, used for only 2 hours. And not a scratch on the screen. PM me if you're interested, it's only $64.99.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by OlgaTheDwarf [/i] [B]Too bad i'm going to answer 'cause no ones gonna get that one. It's [b]Polar Boy[/b], the song is called [b]"Babystar"[/b], I think. Wait let me check... Yup. that's the name of the song. Ok it's my turn: "If you can amputate my heart then I will learn to smile and then, You can replace me with yourself and I'll become the model citizen. And I will tell them all that I had this breakthrough surgery. They give you a pill then remove your heart and replace it with a battery." I'll be content with the band name but you can put the song and album if you want. [/B][/QUOTE] Dude, you are suprisingly wrong! Its Polarboy, and the song name is "Babystarr". No, I really don't care that much, I just thought I would defy you somehow. "Haunted by a jaded past Never thought that love could last Hope was but a castaway at sea Skepticism took its toll Closed the windows to my soul Was fighting just keep my sanity" This should be easier provided that [b]Dwarf Butt[/b] dosn't [b]butt[/b] in again.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by S@bretooth [/i] [B][size=1] [font=century gothic] [color=crimson] That would be Tea and Sympathy by Jars of Clay. Don't ask me how I know this![/color][/font][/size][/b] How you know 'dat???!?! Oh, wait you said not too ask. Oh well I guess, here's mine: [color=firebrick] "Whatch that babystarr cross the sky and catch my eye[/color] [color=firebrick] Till it follows her down the isle[/color] [color=firebrick] Returns my curious glance with a warm, warm smile[/color] [color=firebrick] So I take one last chance with one last glance[/color] [color=firebrick] And boy she's out the door - will I see her anymore?"[/color] If anyone besides 'Olga the Dwarf' or Randy Zachary get this, then boy, you know your upper crust rock! These guys have been my fav band for some time now (like four years). This is one of there softer songs. Oh and I probably won't be online for the rest of the month, so before I go congrats to you S@bretooth!!!

The purpose of this little expiriment is to let everyone know more about everyone. So here's the low-down, somone is going to post (:excited:me first) the lyrics to a song. If anyone knows the artist/album (or both) then they reply with a quote to that post, and thier answer. If they are wrong then we can all have a good:laugh::laugh::laugh:. If that person is right though, then the two will know they have somthing in common. Please post either all of the verses, the chorus, or a single verse. If a hint is requeted you may provide more information consecutively, the last hint you provide before giving them the answer should be the album name. So here is the first set of lyrics: [color=firebrick]Fare thee well[/color] [color=firebrick]The words, the bag of leaves that fill my head[/color] [color=firebrick]I could taste the bitterness and call the waitress instead[/color] [color=firebrick]'Cause she holds the answer, smiles and asks one teaspoon or two[/color] There it is, get guessing!

Are you sick? I am, and so is desbreko. if you have somthing to say on the subject, or you are sick right now. I would like to hear the gory details. Has your nose fallen off from blowing too much? Are you liable to implode from compacted nasal pasages? Did you find somthing in your vomit:sick:... that you did not eat? Well here is where you tell all, past, present.

My favorite [size=1](get ready this is really lame)[/size] cut scene on the 64 was by far the ability to hold Z when choosing a course and then you get to see your racer verbaly abbuse the track favorite. Its just so funny!

Age: 28 Starting Location: DOOM Marine's Groundedd Space Station Bio: A battle hardened warrior, he has no fear when faced by overwhelming odds. Fighting until his last, he never gives up, fighting on until the bitter end. With a gun of any kind in his hand, he battles on, fighting to rid the world of the vile aliens invading earth. After defeating the aliens invading the earth, he traveled to the aliens home world, and destroyed them there, thinking that he had rid the galaxy of them forever. [b]Intro[/b] Now, during the peaceful years following the aliens defeat and the imprisonment of the super-villains, he has salvaged a groundeed space station that crashed on earth during the alien invasion. Though it may not be much, he is content to relax, watching football. Although he's a man's man, likes to drink, play football, and be quite rowdy, he does, interestingly enough, have a soft side. Although a ruthless fighter while in battle, he adores cute, fuzzy animals, and would do anything to defend them. (This was actually the main reason he fought the aliens). He keeps a boa constrictor as a pet, and has to frequently stop it from eating the cute, fuzzy animals. He feeds it only wet, mangy rats, that he hates...a lot. Secret Weapon: Ion Shielded Football [b]Ep:1 [/b] Seth awoke from an erie dream during his afternoon nap. It was about a pyro named Bill, but that's a whole other story. He sundenly realized the most important part of his average day was upon him. It was time to feed his pet snake, [i]l[/i]ester. Sadly the once great warrior was reduced to the feeding of a snake for excitment. But if you were to ask him if he was unhappy, he'd simply reply: well I got this space station, and the sports channel(s) (that's plural don't you know), then there's my pet snake he's a real handful, and for company I've got my pet rock. This was his life, and he is content.... ...or so he says. He could tell that lester was hungry because the boa costrictor had tightly wrapped around his leg while he slept. So out he went looking for the wet, and mangy rats, that he hates............a lot. It was not long before he had found the perfect prey, an ecspecialy wet, and mangy rat, that he hated...............a lot more. And it was bigger, so lester would like as much more as Seth hated it. Just as he was to hurl the mighty football of death through the rats head (stealthily mind you). When suddenly a shadow hit the wet, and mangy rat, that he hates..............a lot, he looked up but nothing was there. Oh well, no food for lester, since the wet, big, and mangy rat, that he hates..............a lot, got away. [b]Ep: 2[/b] Dear Diary, Today I woke up late and toke a nap, then I missed my two favorite shows (Sports Talk, and Cat Chat). Can you believe that diary, both of them, I mean one would bad enough, but nooooooooooooo I had to miss two. While I slept I had this wacked out dream about these guys who imprisoned some psychos in a soft walled room. The pyro named Bill had a large flame-thrower, how he would get a flame-thrower into a locked, and monitored cell is beyond me. Anyways, after I woke up I found lester attached to my leg, as I've told you, I don't think this is really because he's hungry (yes I know Rockee told me that). In other words I think that Rockee (my pet rock) is lying to me, though I can't imagine why. All it would benefit him is that I then leave the house, wait, I thought Rockee liked me. *sob.......................sob.....................sob................... .............. .......... ............... ...................... ................................... ................................and a bit more sobing* In a complete burst of uncontrolable rage: [b]Seth:[/b] STUPID ROCKEE From the other room: [b]Rockee:[/b] I'm sorry, what was that? [b]Seth:[/b] Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, nothing, nothing at all. *Rockee rolls into the room and hops up onto the table* [b]Rockee:[/b] So then whats this nothing you're writing about? [b]Seth:[/b] No, really, it's nothing, nothing at all. [b]Rockee:[/b] Well it's got to be something, 'cause it seams to worth hiding from me. [b]Seth:[/b] I'm not hiding anything it really is nothing, nothing at all. [b]Rockee:[/b] Well then may I see it? *Rockee reads to his own astonishment, and I quote "nothing, nothing at all"* [b]Rockee:[/b] What the bloody hell!!!!!!! [b]Seth:[/b] Just like I said: "nothing, nothing at all" [b]Rockee:[/b] Ouvey, why did you, but then, and I, how could, but........................ [b]Seth:[/b] Well, you know how literal I can get. *Rockee still in a dazed and confused trance* [b]Rockee:[/b] Huba wuba dooby doo pack pack lambada snooooouuuy, icky icky doowa *snap*. Oh my head, don't you ever do that again! [b]lester:[/b] Hiissssssssssssssssssssss [b]Seth:[/b] Oh you must still be hungry, poor boy. I'll go find you a nice big juicey rat, what do say to that? [b]lester:[/b] Hiss hiss [b]Seth:[/b] All right you stay here, I'll be right back. *He gets up and heads to the door, but just before he exits he says aloud: Oh yea, I almost forgot, Cat Chat re-runs are on in an hour, better hurry. He then leaves.* He starts searching for rats which are wet and mangy, that he hates.........................a lot. Just then he notices a familiar shadow upon a large boulder off in the distance. Seth decides to check it out; there hasn't been another human in these parts for a long ol' time. The rock is still a 5 minute walk off, so he decides to sing a song. OOOOOHHHHHHH everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh where do we get them I don't know. But everybody's got a water buffaloooooooooooooouooooooooooooooooooouooooooooooooooooooouo! [b]Ep: 3[/b] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door. Spilled lihma beans all on the floor. And everybody's got a water buffaloooouoooouoooouoooouo! Seth looked up, he now saw the majestic boulder that was once in the distance. Indeed, it now stood 1.2mm from his nose; Seth had been singing the same two verses quite contently for some time now, and before long had shut his eyes. You see, that is why he stopped, because of the raw pain of grinding your nose against a ("majestic") boulder. [b]Seth:[/b] What a stupid place to put such a large boulder! *Seth backed away from the boulder in pain, only to slip on a small rock behind him.* [b]Seth:[/b] Man! What is this place, the get yourself hurt on any rock you want and/or are near 24/7! [b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] This is The Land of Shadowssssssssssssssssssssssssss! [b]Seth:[/b] Sorry to break it to you, but I'm am a highly skilled Geologicalist. [b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] Meaning....................... [b]Seth:[/b] Meaning: that your little "I'll make up name for this place that no ones ever heard of" game won't work on me Bucko. [b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] I did not make it up, and the only reason you mister "I'm a Geologicalist" did not see that name on any map is because it is not on any maps. So there! [b]Seth:[/b] Whatever! Oh, by the way, uh, who are you? [b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] They call me Shenazi! [b]Seth:[/b] You mean like the Nazi's [b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow or Shenazi:[/b] NO! Pronounce it like the "z" is an "s" and then ad the "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" sound. Got it! [b]Seth:[/b] Yeah, yeah, I got it. [b]Shenazi:[/b] So..............................ya ready for your first mission? [b]Seth:[/b] My first WHAT? [b]Ep: 4[/b] [b]Shenazi:[/b] I said, your first mission. [b]Seth:[/b] So you just go around telling everybody you meet your biddings...and, expect them to do it? [b]Shenazi:[/b] No, and no. One I didn't choose you at random, and two it's not my "bidding". [b]Seth:[/b] Well, then have you been stalking me, or somthing? [b]Shenazi:[/b] Not really, well, kinda, but just a little. [b]Seth:[/b] When?! I am very perceptive, and find it hard to believe that I have not noticed you until now. [b]Shenazi:[/b] (trying to hold in laughter) Oh God!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You, *more laughter* perceptive?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (calming down) Oh, woooo, sorry. *Seth still staring at her blankly* Yeah, um, you're not perceptive. Even in the least. I've been watching you for more than a month now, and you havn't so much as looked my way when you heard a noise. I was begining to think you were deaf, so I tried talking to you. There I was standing not three feet behind you, so I started to introduce myself but nothing happened. You didn't even flinch, like I wasn't there, so I started over. Still no response from you. [b]Seth:[/b] Well, I guess I did fail the standard hearing and eye exam at the doctor's office. And that was before I even went to mars, and it's moon's. [b]Shenazi:[/b] So how exactly did you defeat those hords of aliens. [b]Seth:[/b] Well....... My other senses are drasticly hightened! [b]Shenazi:[/b] So what did you do, taste, smell, and touch 'em to death? [b]Seth:[/b] Kindof......... ............ ............ ............ ............ ........... ............ ............ [b]Shenazi:[/b] Ick! Ick! And double Ick! WTMI!!!!!!!!!! WTMI!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTMI!!!!!!!!!! *sucks on fist-full of gravel for a minute, and decides to calm down* Back to the topic at hand: Your first mission. [b]Seth:[/b] Wait, hold up, stop everything. I still have two more questions. [b]Shenazi:[/b] Sheesh! This could take a while! [b]Seth:[/b] Okay. Question number one: Who sent you? [b]Shenazi:[/b] What do you mean, "who sent you"? I wasn't sent. [b]Seth:[/b] Of course you were, you said "it's not my bidding", and so I want to know who's it was. [b]Shenazi:[/b] If you must know. It was Princess Zelda, there, now are you satisfied? [b]Seth:[/b] No! I still have one more question. [b]Shenazi:[/b] Come on then, let's have it. [b]Seth:[/b] Why do you keep refering to this as my first mission? [b]Shenazi:[/b] What? [b]Seth:[/b] Well all those times I was killing aliens and nasty unmentionables, those were all missions you know! It just feels kinda wierd having somone who seems to know so much about me look over such a large part of my past. [b]Shenazi:[/b] All I meant was that this will be [u][i]your first[/i][/u] of a few missions requested by Zelda and delivered by me. [b]Seth:[/b] Oh, okay. [b]Shenazi:[/b] Good, now that thats [u]all[/u] cleared up; can we please continue? [b]Seth:[/b] Sure, but first........................... we should probably head back to my space station. [b]Shenazi:[/b] Why? *slowly drifting off* [b]Seth:[/b] Cuz......................its.................................nearing..........................night fall......................... and..............................and.............................full (groaning) moon. *seth collapsed into an other dream* [b]Ep: 5[/b] [b]Through the eyes of Shenazi[/b] |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||=||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Oh, damn, I hate it when they faint. Heh Heh, [b]I[/b] ahahahahahahaha [b]just[/b] ahahahahahahaha [b]got the[/b] ahahahahahahahhaha [b]best[/b] (oh this is rich) ahahahahahahahahahahah [b]idea...[/b] wouldn't it be really fun if this Seth character woke up with his tounge epoxied to the exterior of his upper lip! Oh, this'll be great!!! [size=20][b]*NOISE*[/b][/size] CRAP, that can't be good; then again, I havn't been able to get a move on in a while. What is that crakle noise? Oh well, better start dragging this big lumox to safety from whatever that is. *She hops down from her boulder to grab Seth and start the painful (yet enjoyable) dragging process. But is stopped by a murmur from Seth* [b]Seth:[/b] What dolls??? What dolls??? What the hell?? Oh well, I guess I'll ask him when he comes to. *Just then Shenazi is swept up by a large tail, and is thrown up against the boulder she previously stood upon. Falling to the ground she winces from the pain in her ribs and spine. Though she feels as if she cannot move, she instinctivly gropes for the Red Potion she always keeps at her side. With one quick sip she is restored to her former self, she is Shenazi: Master ninja of the Sheikah tribe.* One thing's for sure, I ain't down yet!! *She dashes in the direction of the tail, all the while wondering what shape her foe will take. She rounds the courner and comes not ten feet from... you guessed it, a giant RAT!!! Shenazi briefly scans the rat: it is roughly 27' 3.29587114" tall, a menacing sight, with large claws and vicious teeth, and a stench that could only be achieved, I'm sure, by years of living rot.* Yeah, this is gonna be fun... hoo hah hoh hee umph. *That is all she said as she took on this ferocious beast alone............................ [b]Ep: 6[/b] Hello again, we last saw our heros near a pile of large boulders 'bout 1/2 a mile from Seth's Space Station. Where not ten minutes ago Seth fain[size=1]h[/size]ted into a dream-like state, and consequently Shenazi was left to defend against the GIANT RAT that soon appeared. W[size=1]i[/size]e now join Shenazi as she silently disposes her foe, so as not to attract more [size=10][b](sons of fraggin' laggin' morgor stor-clor)[/size][/b] of these guys. *As the rat lunges at her, she pulls out her chain whip and dashes between the legs of the GIANT RAT [size=1](only to find that this RAT is no female, tee hee)[/size] to come from behind. As she exits the "tunnel" [size=2](tee hee)[/size] she spins on her heel, and imediately starts thrashing the GIANT RAT with her chain whip, up-down-up-down-up-down... This goes on for a while, and Shenazi begins to feel sorry for the poor, helpless, GIANT RAT, as he cannot move in-between the quick and furious blows from her whip. Shenazi decides to stop and let [b]him[/b] regain his ground... [b][size=10]BIG MISTAKE!!![/size][/b] The RAT, out of pure vengence imediately grabs Shenazi around the mid-section with his tail, holding her arms down, so that she is completely at the mercy of a BLOOD HUNGRY GIANT RAT! As I said before it was a very big mistake indeed! Though Shenazi is now winding down into an almost uncosious state from lack of oxygen caused by the exfixiation of the RAT's strong and relentless tail, the RAT is almost restored to his former self. Shenazi is just about to give up hope and let go, completely................................................................................................................ when suddenly a white sphere with a green propeller on the bottom, flies overhead distracting the RAT, Shenazi falls through the now loose tail, to the ground too weak to even breath. The sphere stops over the RAT and releases a purple glowing beam, which sucks up the GIANT RAT, consequently shrinking it on the way.* Folks, if you havn't already figured this one out then let me tell you and/or confirm your guess. The sphere, is Bowser's flying flower-turnip-thingy. And the purple magic was that of Ganondorf the Gerudo. Appearently they are conducting GIANT lab expieriments which therefore calls for a GIANT RAT. Well, yeah, just thought I'd let ya'll know. Sssssooooo, That's enough naration for one post. [b]Ep: 7[/b] *When Shenazi awoke she was in a dark room lying on what appeared to be a dentist-type chair. There was a slite hissing noise in the room like a gas leak, but without the smell. She looks around the room for the source of the hissing, but nothing and no one are there. And so then wonders how she got here. She decides that Seth must have woken up, found her unconciously lying there, and brought her to the space station for medical attension. She felt her chest to see if she had any broken ribs. Only to discover that...* [b]Shenazi:[/b] [b][size=5]SWEET TURKISH YAMS ON A COLD SAHARIAN DAY!!![/size][/b] I'm naked!!! What the 'ell!! Who would do such a thing!...SETH! Why when I get my hands on that Seth, I'm gonna' AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH, and then I'm gonna' AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, BUT THEN HE'LL BE REALLY SORRY WHEN I RIP OFF HIS, [size=3]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] Where could my clothes be, WHY THE NERVE OF THAT GUY! Oh, there they are, *while putting them on* now where is my head wrap? What the? Why is it stuck to the cieling, WHAT COULD GO THROUGH THAT PEA BRAIN OF HIS TO MAKE HIM DO THIS? *jumping for her head wrap* There we go! *retrieving it... putting it on* What the? *feeling somthing around her neck* Good God, what is that?! *tries to pull it off, but its no use. It just won't budge, as she is about to find the end it suddenly jerks out of her hands out, and quickly wraps around her mouth and nose. she falls over out of shock. She tries to scream for help, but can't! This "thing" has all air passage through her mouth and nose blocked off. just when she is about to sufficate, her constant groping around her neck pays off. She finds the end of the "thing", and quickly unwraps her mouth. And then stares at what, the now wrigling, "thing" was. Only to find a large set of Boa's jaws four inches from her face* [b]Shenazi:[/b] *SHRIEK* [b]Lester:[/b] HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS [b]Shenazi:[/b] *FAINT*[size=1](again)[/size] [b]Ep: 8[/b] Shenazi awakes to the same thing that she fainted to... LESTER! She is about to faint AGAIN, but seth slaps her. To which she promptly retaliates, with a throwing needle to his nose. [b]Seth and Shenazi, but Seth longer:[/b] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! [b]Shenazi:[/b] Yea, well, you started it! [b]Seth:[/b] Hey, all I did was keep you from passing out! [b]Shenazi:[/b] Not that, you undressing me!!! [b]Seth:[/b] What? [b]Shenazi:[/b] Don't give me that "I'm a milaegrant bafoon and don't have a clue as to what your talking about", 'cause I won't buy it! (accept for the milaegrant bafoon part, hee hee!) [b]Seth:[/b] Yea, well, 'cept I really don't know what you're talking about! [b]Shenazi:[/b] Oh, that's rich, like I'm suposed to believe that. And next you'll be blaming the snake I found around my neck? I don't know what princess Zelda sees in you..... why are you crying? [b]Seth:[/b] *weeping*, *furiously* Why, oh why; you were naked? *she nods* Oh,*still weeping* and I missed it!!! *This remark thouroughly ifuriates Shenazi, driving her to release a series of eleven Razor Wing attacks. By the eighth Razor Wing Seth is already dead. Shenazi realizing what she has done begins to weep. But is stopped short when lester (in respect for his late master) laches onto her as before. This time there is no escape... Then Rockee wakes up.

Hello again, we last saw our heros near a pile of large boulders 'bout 1/2 a mile from Seth's Space Station. Where not ten minutes ago Seth fain[size=1]h[/size]ted into a dream-like state, and consequently Shenazi was left to defend against the GIANT RAT that soon appeared. W[size=1]i[/size]e now join Shenazi as she silently disposes her foe, so as not to attract more [size=10][b](sons of fraggin' laggin' morgor stor-clor)[/size][/b] of these guys. *As the rat lunges at her, she pulls out her chain whip and dashes between the legs of the GIANT RAT [size=1](only to find that this RAT is no female, tee hee)[/size] to come from behind. As she exits the "tunnel" [size=2](tee hee)[/size] she spins on her heel, and imediately starts thrashing the GIANT RAT with her chain whip, up-down-up-down-up-down... This goes on for a while, and Shenazi begins to feel sorry for the poor, helpless, GIANT RAT, as he cannot move in-between the quick and furious blows from her whip. Shenazi decides to stop and let [b]him[/b] regain his ground... [b][size=10]BIG MISTAKE!!![/size][/b] The RAT, out of pure vengence imediately grabs Shenazi around the mid-section with his tail, holding her arms down, so that she is completely at the mercy of a BLOOD HUNGRY GIANT RAT! As I said before it was a very big mistake indeed! Though Shenazi is now winding down into an almost uncosious state from lack of oxygen caused by the exfixiation of the RAT's strong and relentless tail, the RAT is almost restored to his former self. Shenazi is just about to give up hope and let go, completely................................................................................................................ when suddenly a white sphere with a green propeller on the bottom, flies overhead distracting the RAT, Shenazi falls through the now loose tail, to the ground too weak to even breath. The sphere stops over the RAT and releases a purple glowing beam, which sucks up the GIANT RAT, consequently shrinking it on the way.* Folks, if you havn't already figured this one out then let me tell you and/or confirm your guess. The sphere, is Bowser's flying flower-turnip-thingy. And the purple magic was that of Ganondorf the Gerudo. Appearently they are conducting GIANT lab expieriments which therefore calls for a GIANT RAT. Well, yeah, just thought I'd let ya'll know. Sssssooooo, That's enough naration for one post.

Where is the chalange if there's a program for every slightly different task?!?!?!!??!! Sorry sometimes I just, um, what's a good way to put it::flaming:. No, but really, I'd love to see this program.

Okay, now this is kinda pointless, and kinda cool. But I've been making patterns for animal crossing for the GCN. Only thing is I don't own it yet. So, I'm making them on my PC, and as my little sister asked "wow! That is so cool, but how do you get them off the computer and onto the game?". There in lies the pointless bit, when I do buy the game I'm just gonna have to draw them again anyways. The advantage: I don't have to think up the designs on the fly. This will result in higher design quality, (and less thinking, BOO-YAH) you may ask how big I'm making them, what the proper color defenition is, or what file type are they? Well, truth be told I don't have a ".gif" creator, (i.e. paint shop pro, pro motion) so I use Microsoft Paint. Just set the Bitmap size to 32x32, and save as a 16 color ".bmp" (Or like me, you could convert a 16 bit ".bmp" to a ".gif" using "irfan view". Which [u][b]everyone[/b][/u] should get if they don't have it already. [URL=http://irfanview.com/english.htm]Download it here[/URL] ;^) 8^) :^) I'll attach my Pics later. Show me yours.