Nerdsy

[quote name='Jokopoko][size=1][color=teal]Sorry but I have to ask this, can you actually smile? I mean every photo of you is the exact same face, it's creepy.[/size'][/color][/quote] [color=deeppink]Hush! Just be thankful he's wearing a shirt this time![/color]

[quote name='Semjaza']As lame as a reason this might be, I honestly think the number one, biggest factor as to why no one really seems to like him is how he dresses.[/quote] [color=deeppink]I think it's something of a valid argument; I mean, he doesn't come across as threatening at all in that thing. He's certainly a great schemer, on par with Kefka or Zeromous, but his appearence in no way would strike fear into anyone. To be fair, Kefka also had a ridiculous getup, but it didn't hurt him as much because he was only 16-bit, and so nobody really noticed. I had some problems with Kuja (mostly because he's just a whiney brat), but I'd still say he a decent villain. I've always been pretty partial to Lynx. Now [i]he[/i] was a master manipulator that actually came across as threatening. EDIT: While we're on the subject of Kuja... you know who the worst villain is? Necron.[/color]

[QUOTE=Clurr][FONT=Arial] [CENTER][IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/dinky16/TWO/another/summer140.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]I believe the correct spelling is "Pokeymanz."[/color]

[quote name='PieFlavoredPie']The meaning of life is 42. Haven't you ever read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?[/quote] [color=deeppink]Agreed. It's the question we really need to work out. EDTI: Wait, on second thought, it's not really the meaning, is it? It's just the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything, not the meaning behind it... If anything, the meaning is would be "Sorry for the inconvenience."[/color]

[quote name='White][COLOR=DimGray][FONT=Tahoma]Eh, always being there may have helped you but there are definitely other methods that you fall under and I think those are the ones that made you famous. [/FONT'][/COLOR][/quote] [color=deeppink]Mabye Sara's Method 21, but that's really just another way of saying "never frelling leaves." This was my original 'bout with superstardom back in v2, of course, and not anything I may or may not have now. It's difficult and transitory, but by gum it works. I also have absolutely no recollection of this stick figure banner. o.O[/color]

[quote name='White][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=DimGray][b]or always there[/b] (none of which make you a superstar).[/COLOR'][/FONT][/quote] [color=deeppink]Worked for me.[/color]

[QUOTE=2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange] don't get it wrong. Most emos wear blue jeans that hug their legs to the point that it's painful to look at cuz you know their legs are screaming, and occasionally the crotch sticks out. The shirt does't have to be black, it just has to be too small and tucked into their jeans, and the white belt is an absolute must. To top it all off they need to wear a skin-tight black jacket hoodie, prefferedly with HIM on it. >_> my mom's a manager at [B]Spencers[/B], I have to know this stuff[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Or they could skip all that and wear mostly black, like most emos in my area. We shouldn't forget the importance of regioniol differences when talking about fashion. It doesn't help that the definition of "emo" also changes from region to region.[/color]

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange][url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=b5KH9Z383hE&mode=related&search=]and change your mind.[/url'][/COLOR][/quote] [color=deeppink]Sorry, loli doesn't cut it for me. Shampoo commercials still suck.[/color]

[color=deeppink]My story is a sad one. It is also one told far too often. I led a happy life as a child. My parents were wealthy industrialists, and had made millions with their business ventures in Thogam City. My parents loved me, and I them. However, that would all change one fateful night, wherein I had my innocence snatched from me. My parents had taken me to see a movie on that night; I believe it was [u]The Monochrome Spectre[/u], but that's not important. After the movie, we exited out of the back of the theatre in an attempt to avoid the crowds. It was in that dark alley that we met the man - no, the [i]monster[/i] - that ruined my life. He was a salesman (who I later learned was named Bill Nippy). A [i]water[/i] salesman. He offered to sell my parents bottles of water. My parents, in their naive and misguided trust, accepted. They were parched, having just sat through a two-hour long movie with nothing resembling refreshments. This proved to be their undoing; the second that water touched their tongues, they knew something was wrong. They spit it out immediately with their ghastly cries of "That's disgusting!" The water was [i]impure.[/i] I was forever changed by that experience, with the image of my parent's disgust forever haunting my dreams. I became obsessive, and I dedicated my life to ensuring that never again would a drop of impure water pass the lips of another innocent being. I would become vengeance. I would become a [i]water purifier.[/i] Also, I'm forgetful as the dickens. Name: Max Whitley Gender: Male. Gadget: A teddybear that purifies water and records memos. It's name is "Reginald Hugsaplenty."[/color]

[QUOTE=Boo][size=1] *tags OtakuBoards Clone*... Why do I have the idea that I was the one who actually requested it? [/size][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]You've got a good memory? Also, White, I believe you're talking about [URL=http://www.frappr.com/otakuboards]Frappr.[/URL] [/color]

[color=deeppink]Sara, are you insinuating that I look like a wombat? I'm honored. : D[/color]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Farscape isn't obscure, the rest of the world just has trouble perceiving it's brilliance.[/font][/color'][/size][/quote] [color=deeppink]Dead, you have just won so much respect from me. And I don't mean that Farscape is all that obscure (it sort of is, but not terribly so), but a quote from one of it's blooper reels? That's [i]definately[/i] obscure. My god, I'm still surprised somebody else got it.[/color]

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange']Nerdsy, your avatar and title tell me that you are a fan of old cartoons, [/COLOR][/quote] [color=deeppink]Haha, wrong-o. While I do appreciate old cartoons (ignoring how vague that is), my avatar and title have nothing to do with them. It's okay, though; I don't expect anyone to [i]ever[/i] get what I'm referencing there, it's so bloody obscure.[/color]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Your username says you're happy with who you are, but your avatar speaks of hopeless love, of being able to fix a man so obviously broken. In a relationship, you won't be just looking for a man, you'll be looking for an [i]on going project[/i]. Meanwhile your sig is bland and uninteresting, like that nonexistant picture you drew for me [/angst].[/font][/color'][/size][/quote] [color=deeppink]Your name tells me that you enjoy thematic juxtaposition. Your avatar tells me that you've got a fetish for mold. Your custom title tells me that Desbreko has a fetish for you. Your signature tells me that you are a man obviously broken, and you are probably an [i]ongoing project[/i] to your spouse.[/color]

[quote name='Sara][color=#db2007][b]White[/b]: Captions your own photos! I'm not, like, your [i]slave[/i]. [size=1](At least, not the"menial task" kind...)[/size'][/color][/quote] [color=deeppink]But would you do it for [i]me[/i]? *puppy dog eyes*[/color]

[QUOTE=White][COLOR=DimGray][FONT=Tahoma]You know, Nerdsy, for a hardcore geek you're actually not bad looking. I must say I always pictured you with glasses, a minefield of acne and long greasy hair. I'm impressed. :D [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]I usually do wear glasses, but for whatever reason I have my contacts in there. Gotta look prettiez for the camera, I guess.[/color]

[QUOTE=Charles] but if he has a romantic interest in her, then it most certainly is. [/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Yeah, I'm saying it's not. I've existed in this zone for, like, ever, and while it's a nice kick in the crotch for the a while, once you settle in it's not so bad. The way I see it, at least there's still the friendship, even if one doesn't get exactly what they want. But yeah, Pie, you should [i]definately[/i] make a move of some sort if you want a romantic relationship with this girl. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Don't let these guys scare you; the "friend zone" is not intolerable. I speak from years of experience which gives me a (possibly unrivaled) familiarity with it. I'm not saying give up and settle in, I'm just saying it's not a terrible alternative.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Oh yeah? Take this! [center][IMG]http://a2.vox.com/6a00c22523d659604a00c2252a3cda8fdb-500pi[/IMG] [/center] Ignore the goblin in the picture. Pay attention to the background; that's right, a [i]Power Ranger poster.[/i] Beat that.[/color]

[quote name='Sara][color=#ff2200]Nerdsy. I love you, but I [i]will[/i'] kill you.[/color][/quote] [color=deeppink]Hey, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just posting the theories of the right honorable Henry Higgins in order to make sure as many perspectives are considered as possbile. I feel misogynists should have a voice too! [spoiler]*hides*[/spoiler][/color]

[QUOTE=Shy][size=1] If this doesn't earn me some nerd cred, nothing will. -Shy[/size][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]I see your "wearing a Flash shirt and standing in front of Launchpad McQuuck," and raise you this. [center][IMG]http://a1.vox.com/6a00c22523d659604a00ccff941511d756-500pi[/IMG][/center] Your move, Shy.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Women are irrational, that's all there is to that. Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags![/color]

[color=deeppink]Sara, have I told you lately how awesome you are?[/color]

[color=deeppink][b]Method 20: Pretend your sister died.[/b] Think your OB history is just a little [i]too[/i] respectable? Want to shake things up a bit? Luckily for you, the solution to your problem is a simple one; tell everyone you just went through a horrible tragedy! To apply it properly, wait for someone to criticize you. Don't worry, its OB; it'll happen in no time. Respond to that criticism with a simple "you jerk my sister just died today," and you're in! The harsher the criticism the better, but timing is also a factor. Use your judgment. The best part of it is, it's foolproof! Who's going to question that story? There's no need to keep up the charade on other OB related message boards; it's not like anyone's going to check, right? Just sit back and bask in the attention. [b]The Downside?[/b] Sooner or later, somebody [i]will[/i] figure it out. Chances are, if you have to resort to something like this, you're not the brightest bulb. As such, the ill-gotten superstardom will fade quickly, often in a day or two, and you will then become an OB pariah. Keep up crap like this, and you're sure to be banned, which makes this method the perfect lead-in to the "Getting Banned in a Spectacular Way." In all actuality, it's a win-win! [b]Mentors:[/b] Ultimia.[/color]

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange']>_> a hobo? Well, I had a list of things I could contest this with, but then I could think of at least one reason someone could counter each of them, so I guess i'm a smelly hobo... although according to indiff I'm acutally a rat...[/COLOR][/quote] [color=deeppink]Rats can be smelly hobos too. We're all about equal opportunity here at OB.[/color]