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[quote name='Sara'][font=trebuchet ms]Dude, I kick [i]***[/i] at that. Seriously, there's no one better.[/font][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Who do you think I learned it from? ; )[/color]

[color=deeppink]I am also totally the best at pissing people off by being better than them at things that are entirely inconsequential. Like guitar peripheral-based video games and knowing the difference between "fewer" and "less."[/color]

[color=deeppink]I am the absolute best at derailing conversations with Power Rangers trivia.[/color]

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[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]The part where you care.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [center][YOUTUBE="..."]MwPLQ43JVYU[/YOUTUBE][/center]

[quote name='chibi-master']They are cheap and hot pink, [/QUOTE] [color=darkgreen]I'm so jealous.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I'm stretching myself a bit too thin. Need to make sure the number of D&D sessions don't balloon out of control.[/color]

[quote name='Sara'][size=1]For some reason, and I can't figure out why, this reminds me of how desperately I wanted to be as cool as Kid Vid from the [i][url=http://progressiveboink.com/archive/bkkidsclub.html]Burger King Kids' Club. (link)[/url][/i][/size][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Oh holy crap I haven't thought about them for years. It should be obvious I was more of an I./Q. fan, though I recall having a strange fascination for the horribly named Wheels.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I used to think that cooking eggs in a frying pan meant you were doing drugs. That's not a joke.[/color]

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[color=deeppink]My former Calc professor came to school as a pimp. It was magical.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I dig pits and fill them with spikes in order to hunt mammoths. Also. I have no iPod or any other such device. This isn't very old fashioned, but still.[/color]

[quote name='chibi-master']I was at the doctor's Tuesday. I filled out a form. On the question where it asked "Have you ever felt like you were lesbian or gay?" I circled yes and put on the side 'Don't tell my parents! They wouldn't support my being lesbian.' I failed to notice I was writing on top of carbon paper or something. It imprinted on a sheet that would be given to my mother. Yesterday morning, after demanding I stay home from school, she came into my room and showed it to me. She screamed at me for it and demanded to know why I told my guidance counselor and doctor before her. She wanted to know first so that she could shut me up before I told anyone else. I told her it was because she doesn't support it and would in turn not support me. She said, "That's right! Because it's perverted!" She said that she wouldn't tell my ultra-religious dad, but [I][U][B]I[/B][/U][/I] had to when he got home. I argued over and over. Then, she took away my phone, T.V. and laptop to search (I managed to delete OB and my browsing history altogether before she got it as well as shut off the interent connection) and because she thought it was all in my head and that I learned it from any of these sources. I was held hostage in my own home and had to do something extremely stressful and spy-like in order to obtain the house phone to call my guidance counselor and ask for advice. I am now grounded for "lying to her". But I didn't lie. I just didn't tell her, and this reaction is why! As a result, I will have to struggle to keep up with posting here. Sorry. Advice would be good right about now. Geez...I've never been so scared before...[/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]I don't know your parents at all, but I will say I don't think anything will really help your situation except for time. Either your parents will eventually calm down or not, but I really don't think it's possible to either expedite the situation in either case. My only real suggestion would to be to [i]keep your temper in check.[/i] Keep calm and rational. Defend yourself, but keep from getting angry or frustrated. Treat your parents with respect even if they're screaming at you. Diplomacy is of utmost importance here, because anger will only lead to more anger. So, basically, patience is the key word here.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I think I've gotten better at not hating people who try to talk to me. Or, at least, of not showing it.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Yesterday was one of the most hectic days I've had in a long time. Yeesh.[/color]

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[quote name='taperson'][SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Oh. I thought that black people were just really tan white people.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]There's an episode of Seinfeld where George didn't want to date a woman because she was too tan during winter. I haven't seen it since I was about 10, but back then I was absolutely convinced she was black. I never really figured out which it was.[/color]

[quote name='Sangome'][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="#862A51"]Except he was just found alive. :p[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]And he didn't even ride in the balloon. [center][img]http://a6.vox.com/6a00c22523d659604a0123ddc45516860c-pi[/img][/center][/color]

[URL="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091016/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff"]What. The. ****.[/URL]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"]Mario died ? God damn it.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Not just Mario. [i]Super[/i] Mario.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Captain Lou Albano died today. : ([/color]

[center][YOUTUBE="Don't Know Much"]DegrmEK_VzA[/YOUTUBE][/center] [color=deeppink]I absolutely adore this commercial.[/color]

[quote name='Magus'][size=1][color=navy] I hate that game. (I still haven't beaten a single Mario game...)[/size][/color][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]If I hadn't of been playing the Lost Levels version on the SNES, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been able to take it. That game is so ****ing maddening.[/color]

[quote name='Magus'][size=1][color=navy]How do you even get that part of the game? I recall hearing about it once before, but I don't remember. [/color][/size][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]It's a custom level. It's not actually in the game, though I sure felt like that guy when I played the original Super Mario Brothers 2. D :[/color]

[quote name='Sara'][size=1] I like you, but you are a very strange man.[/size][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]I like to think that's [i]why[/i] you like me.[/color]