School Fun/Pranks

[The One]

[color=darkred]Well, every year I seem to do something in school that gets me into a lot of trouble, it's only once a year though, kinda. I suppose I'm just wondering about other people's pranks etc, aswell as talking about some of mine.

A year or so ago, my friends and I set someone, and the classroom a light. Not a big fire just a small one, on the dude's leg, and on the floor. Needless to say, we were caught and I had to do a 'Saturday Detention', I had to come into school for two hours on my Saturday. Ah well, not so bad compared to the next one.

Recently, I was suspended from school. Just for one day, and it was funny, but it's still on my record :(. Here is the letter that was sent to my mom:
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Dear Miss Jansen

I regret to inform you that John has been suspended for 1 day. This will take place on Monday 30 September. The reason for the suspension is that he exposed his backside to the pedestrians on the Millenium Bridge and in the offices opposite the school.

This behaviour is clearly intolerable and will not be countenanced in future. Indeed, if there is any repetition he will suffer grave consequences(lmao).

You will be aware that John is in receipt of an Academic Bursary and as such we expected the highest standards from him in both behaviour and academic performance. Any further instances of indiscipline may result in us reviewing the tenure of his bursary.

Yours sincerely,

David Levin.

[color=darkred]Yep, that's right kids, I was suspended for mooning :D. I had the overwhelming urge to bare my buttocks to the world and show them my wonderful a$s. Hehe, Oh and for those of you who don't know, the Millenium Bridge runs acorss the river Thames in London, right next to our school, tourists traverse it non-stop. By the way, they loved my a$s, they even took pictures :D.[/color]

[Red]

[b]Ah... The day I read that letter on your little board was the day I almost died of laughter.

I must say I've never done something like moon a bridge where thousands of people cross every day, but I have done some silly things.

For example, I logged on to a computer to find my headmaster's school account was still active. Upon closer inspection, I found he had one or two pornographic pictures in his documents folder. He rushed back a few minutes later and turned the computer off in my face, thinking he had got away with it. Well, for a laugh me and a few friends decided to print off these offensive pictures (I can get into his account anyway, but I had no interest in doing so) and slide them under his door at the end of school. The funny thing was, he never [i]ever[/i] questioned anyone about the pictures. So we kept "posting" rude pictures and so forth under his door until my friend had no pictures left (dirty friend).[/b]

[Mitch]

[color=red] What....a dirty friend? Heh...that's pretty extreme Elite :p

Well, I'm one classified as a 'good' student, so I stay out of trouble. Although I will admit I used to hate living here in Bismack, so I was much more apt to get into trouble, and much more exasperated.

Although I really don't want to tell it, I will, I suppose.

I stabbed someone in the back with a sharpend pencil because they had been making me angry...I guess...so I almost got suspended from school for that. Heh, but as I was leaving my class in which I stabbed him, he stabbed me as well...and then I told the vice principal...and then we got in trouble...

I don't really want to talk about it, though.

But I've become much more respectful and considerate since then. So don't worry, I won't be stabbing any backs.[/color]

[Rancid]

[COLOR=blue]Me and my friend Daniel go around on Saturdays just doing plain stupid things, not in school but in the streets. For instance we bought 2 banana's and we put it in our pants and walked around the retirement home, for about half an hour only to recieve ugly looks. I was laughing my *** off through the whole thing.

Also, riding shopping carts down big hills is fun too.

Mooning has gotten old since I used to do it too much, on bridges where highways are, old folks homes, main street, and family facilities.

Playing pranks/being stupid is awesome, but lighting someone on fire? That's just taking it too far, you get community service time for that, hmmm, must be fun giving sponge baths to old people.[/COLOR]

[Mike]

LOL, that's funny...I'd never light someone on fire, I might moon someone, but never light em on fire.

[SSJ5 Vegeta]

I'm known for crazy things that I've done. The reason I'm nicknamed Munky by all of my friends is because, I put on a monkey mask and ran through my school in only my boxers, and the name stuck. I've also done crazy things outside of school, a small testament is in my signature.

[Darkmoon]

I was never a trouble maker of that sort in any of my schools... But in elementry school I was VERY hyper-active. I'd never sit in one place... I got a detention once and had to sit on the carpet for 20 minit's. The teacher turned her back on me for a mement then turned back around and couldn't find me anywere... Turning around she saw that I had somehow gotten behind her rocking-chair and was looking at the books on the book shelf... I walked on tables when the teachers weren't looking and passed notes around (I had to use notes since I was alway's being moved across the room from my friends so that I wouldn't talk to them). I also got in trouble for playing tag in the hallway's with a couple of friends... The Cartaker had heard us running into change room into the bathroom and back out down the hall... We were called down to the office and given a warning... I was an office helper once too and was kicked out cause I was caught photocopying my hands and feet...

I've got a history of minor things like that through out my report cards. But ever since I first went to junior high I've become the sort that stay out of trouble.

[Dan L]

heh.. I never did anything really bad.. but once I planned something funny.. I recorded something on my minidisk, which went like: "Help me, I'm stuck.." over and over, then we put it in the classroom cupboard and played it.. with about 20 min's of nothingness beforehand, so it didn't go off straight away.. the look on the teacher's face... classic..

[MathGuy2]

That reminds me...last year, I got on my Computer Science teacher's computer when she wasn't there, and started this program (VNC, comes free with Dells) that allows someone else to see the screen and control the keyboard and mouse. Then sometime later, I logged onto her computer, and started moving the mouse in circles. She got really worried until I told her a few seconds later. I've also (using some tricks that I know) gotten past our school's Internet filter - nothing bad, just games for when the teacher says "You can play games now."

Anyway, what's the point of this thread? I've heard that people who do bad things do it to gain respect.

[Sere Tuscumbia]

Heh. The worst thing I've done is draw blood from someone. And that was in 5th grade. Luckily, the principal liked me, so I got off easy. It also might have been that one of my friend's was trying to kill my other friend at that moment, but still.

Not very many pranks at my school. Fights o plenty, but not very many pranks. The worst I've done nowadays was beat someone over the head with my history book. I feel way too nice . . .

[Lady Asphyxia]

[color=darkred]I've [i]never[/i] done [i]anything[/i] wrong. I'm the [i]perfect[/i] student, child, friend, granddaughter, role model to absolutely [i]everyone[/i].

Yes, that was sarcasm. Of course, I've done things wrong. They just don't warrant a mention here.[/color]

[Acid]

[size=1][color=firebrick]Wait a second here, you only got Saturday D-Hall for lighting someone on fire! My friend got expelled for lighting some guy hair on fire. Plus it didn't really light, it just got singed a bit. :p[/size][/color]

[Guest Saiyga Nayde]

Thankyou all for the insiration, i think i may have to try a couple of your ideas. One of my favourite pranks me and a friend did earlier this year, my best friend got the soppiest love letter, it was SO pathetic. i can remeber 1 line, " your hair is like the sun." Hehehe pathetic, we all hated him and so we put his letter on power point display at school assembly, what i love about this pranks is, the school thought it was a public display of his affection for her, he's still getting teased for it. Just so you cant be unuterably mean to The One, i have run naked around one of our ovals, a top one, but people still saw me, AND i have lit numerous people including myself on fire during school, though all of them were my frinds and it wasnt all my fault, we were all playing with the bunsen burner and gas in science class, opps. we learnt our lesson, though we started playing with the busen burner the next week, maybe we didnt learn our lesson, oh well.

[MysticBabe]

well, i go to a small private school, only about 500 kids for 4 grades. i know other schools with 2 grades that have like 1000 kids. anyways, its pretty much a military school. uniforms, proper behaviour,or else. bad things? i haven't done many during school. But a perverted guy has hit me with his belt once, and i knocked him out. but that was a long time ago. we TP ed the school once. man were the teachers mad. i think the shaving cream all over was to far. we all got in so much trouble. but thats probably as extreme and boring as it gets.

[Darkmoon]

O.o I just noticed something... Why is it that when ever I see a post done by Sere Tuscumbia I see Lady Asphyxia's post right after it... Either that or it's just coincedence that I happend to see about 5 posts like this...
Sorry if I'm a bit off topic *looks up*... Ok, way off topic, but I was just curious.

[Lady Asphyxia]

[color=darkred] Yeah, its pretty much coincidence. I'm not stalking her. lol. or I've posted, then she's said soemthing to me and I've replied...or vice versa.[/color]

[Sere Tuscumbia]

We're "friends". If you haven't noticed, we're the members of the Newbie Forum Patrol, so, even though Rae lives in Aussie land, and I live in the Grand Ole U S of A, we're most likely going to be seen together. It's just a thing. And no, we aren't stalking each other. That would just be scary.

Anyway, on the subject of lighting people's hair on fire, there was one case of someone's hair being lit at the beginning of the year. However, I can't be sure if it was real or not . . . Oo;;

[Lady Asphyxia]

[color=darkred]Yeah. We had some guys at grade eight camp light their arms on fire with deoderant. There was actually a reason for it. One had a cast on his arm. Yup, when asked why he did it, he said. "I have a cast"...at least I think so. They were suspended for that. Our school comes down pretty hard on people for pranks.[/color]

[Guest Matt]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Asphyxia [/i]
[B][color=darkred]Yeah. We had some guys at grade eight camp light their arms on fire with deoderant. There was actually a reason for it. One had a cast on his arm. Yup, when asked why he did it, he said. "I have a cast"...at least I think so. They were suspended for that. Our school comes down pretty hard on people for pranks.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=red][b][i]WHY[/i] would you light yourself on fire? And what does having a cast have to do with it? The flames may not touch him, but that doesn't stop the heat. That's not a prank, it's stupidity.[/b][/color]

[Lady Asphyxia]

[color=darkred]Don't ask [i]me[/i] why. I think it's pretty stupid too. [/color]

[The One]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Acid [/i]
[B][size=1][color=firebrick]Wait a second here, you only got Saturday D-Hall for lighting someone on fire! My friend got expelled for lighting some guy hair on fire. Plus it didn't really light, it just got singed a bit. :p[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=darkred]Thanks dude, hehehe, it wasn't a huge fire, just his legs and he wanted us to do it hehehe, also the reason we got the Saturday Detention was because the carpet was burnt, not the kid.[/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MathGuy2 [/i]
[b]Anyway, what's the point of this thread? I've heard that people who do bad things do it to gain respect.[/b][/Quote]

[color=darkred]Dude, it's not like we're killing people, it's funny. You know, I see your avatar is a picture of Lafayette High School, I went to the college fair here in London and looked at Lafayette college, I was thinking of making an application, just hope everyone isn't as boring and narrow minded as you dude. One more thing, I don't want respect, I'm sharing my experiences with others and asking them to do the same, there is a difference.[/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MathGuy2 [/i]
[b][color=darkred]Sai, please, please improve your grammer, and punctuation. I know you do it really well in real life. Please

~Rae[/color][/b][/quote]


[color=darkred]She says while not only misspelling the word [b]grammar[/b], but also adding a coma after it which shouldn't be there.[/color]


[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Matt [/i]
[B][color=red][b][i]WHY[/i] would you light yourself on fire? And what does having a cast have to do with it? The flames may not touch him, but that doesn't stop the heat. That's not a prank, it's stupidity.[/b][/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=darkred]That is not stupidity, lighting yourself on fire can bring on one of the most adrenaline pumping feelings you have ever felt. You're right, it wasn't a prank, but it was still funny, and by the way, through a cast, it is very unlikely he actually got burned in any way.


Note:Why does everybody think that lighting someone on fire is a big thing, it's not like we left him like that, we did stamp him out.

As a fan of Jackass and CKY I must prove that hurting yourself and doing things that seem stupid, are however funny, and [b]will[/b] get you on TV.[/color]

[Lady Asphyxia]

[color=darkred]Ack! Whoops. Now I feel stupid. I [i]know[/i] grammar is spelt with an 'a'...but I tend to put comma's after an and because I was taught to, for some unknown reason...

I [i]might[/i] get you on TV, The One, but it can [i]also[/i] get you into hospital.[/color]

[The One]

[color=darkred]Perhaps, depends on the extremes you are willing to go to. The point of this thread is to hear other peoples pranks not hurting themselves. So I'm gonna let it slide and not start up an argument in here about 'hurting one's self for fun' as it would be off topic, and you know what the rules say :p.[/color]

[Lady Asphyxia]

[color=darkred]That's okay. I wasn't trying to start up an argument, so I'll stop that train of thought right now.

However, I've found a(rather distant, I must admit) prank. When I was younger, say, perhaps 6 or 7, I took bathwater, added soap, aloe vera, and hand soap into a cup, and left it on the bench for my brother. (I used give him milk every night) It was white because of the Pears soap, and he was 3, and still trusted me, so he drank it. I don't believe he's ever trusted me again...[/color]

[The One]

[color=darkred]HAHAHAHA, oh thats funny, cruel, but funny. That poor kid. Three yerars old! and you made him drink soap and stuff. hahahahaha. Ok I'm all done, but that was hilarious...I can just imagine a 3 year old burping bubbles.[/color]