Writing The Kobra and Lamb Show: Season 2

[Dragon Warrior]

Yep. Kobra and Lamb are back for their second serving. You don't think I'd ditch ya, do you? Well, here you go, Episode 10, 1st episode of the second season.

[B]The Kobra and Lamb Show
Episode 10 [/b]


Kobra: Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb show!

Lamb: Yes. Today we have a special treat for you.

Kobra: And then I decided to wear a hat on Friday.

Lamb: Huh?

Kobra: What? I did.

Lamb: Umm? yeah. The special treat is a new invention from Lamb Corps.

Kobra: Lamb Corps?

Lamb: Yes. It?s a highly civilized group of sheep that conduct amazing experiments on you as you sleep.

Kobra: Wow? Really?

Lamb: Yes. And many of the experiments have bizarre effects.

Kobra: Really? Like what? *holds up mutated tentacle*

Lamb: Well, Kobra, that?s the treat. Let?s show the audience what you have.

Kobra: What do I do, Lamb?

Lamb: Turn around.

Kobra: Okay. *turns and everyone shudders at the sight* What? What is it?

Lamb: Well, Kobra, you?ve seemed to take on the face of former president George Lucas on the back of your head.

Kobra: Wow! George Lucas?

George Lucas: That?s me.

Kobra: I?m a big fan of your star Wars Treaty you surpassed with the Russians.

George: Well, ya know how it is.

Lamb: And there you have it people. Next up, it?s fan mail!

[B]FAN MAIL!!![/B]

Lamb: That?s odd. I don?t know where my fan mail is.

Grandpa Lamb: Haha! You Jabroni. *rides in on a push lawnmower* You don?t have any because nobody likes you!

Audience: *applauds*

Lamb: But I just saw a stack this morning. Odd.

Kobra: Maybe it?s that new mail man we have.

Lamb: Good thinking, Kobra. For once your useful.

Kobra: I try.

Lamb: It must be that new mailman named? named? uhh?

?: MICK!

*all turn to see a mailman*

Kobra: Yeah! That?s it! Mailman Rogers!

Mailman Mick: No. I said ?Mick?.

Kobra: Silly, Jerry.

Mick: Umm? right. So what the crap do you all want?

Lamb: We?d like our fan mail, please!

Mick: Why the crap would you want this crappy fan mail?
Kobra: We read it.

Mick: That?s crapping ridiculous! Who in the right mind would tune into this crap to listen to you crapheads read a bunch of bullcrap?

Lamb: Them. *points to audience*

Man in audience: Actually, we?re just here because they said there?d be free food.


That man was slain.


Mick: Well, well, well. All this crap you guys call ?fanmail? must be more like junk mail because you primitive crapheads aren?t popular enough!

Kobra: I am. My website has been visited 5 million times in the last two days.

Mick: Are you crapping me?

Kobra: No really! Look! *holds up laptop*

Mick: Let me see this crap! *takes laptop and plays on the website* Wow. This crap isn?t all that crappy!

Kobra: See. And one of the best parts of the site is tossing hearts to our beloved friend Lamb. It?s a great game.

Lamb: My site has the even better game. Tossing knives at Kobra.

Kobra: What was that, Lamb?

Lamb: Huh? Oh, I was just saying how nice of a site you have there.

Mick: You crapping liar.

Lamb: Look, are you going to give us the fan mail or what?

Mick: Yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever. Here?s your crap. *hands over a bag of mail*

Lamb: Finally.

Mick: Crap ya later, crapheads! HAHAHAHA! *walks off laughing*
Grandpa Lamb: Ooo? I like this one.

Lamb: Yo, shut up! *snaps hooves and a monster drags Grandpa Lamb off to his doom*

Kobra: Anyways, the first letter is from Mr. Guy from Guyville. Mr. Guy writes:

[i]Dear Kobra and Lamb,

How was your vacation between the two seasons? We all wanna know.

Sincerely, Mr. Guy [/I]

Lamb: Well, Mr. Guy, it wasn?t all that gre-

Kobra: It was awesome! I surfed! Ate cheese! Played Frisbee with Mongoose! *collapses from talking too fast*

Lamb: Ummm? yeah. Anyways, it turns out, it wasn?t much of a vacation. Here?s why:


It all started when Kobra and I were on the beach eating burritos?

Kobra: Yummy. Burrito.

Lamb: Yeah. Mine?s good.

We were then suddenly abducted in a spacecraft and flown out of Earth?s atmosphere. We quivered on that ship? because it was so dang cold! Yeesh! Learn about heat for gosh sakes!

?: Welcome to our ship. We need your help.

Lamb: No.

?: Aww? I mean? if you don?t help us, then perish with us.

Lamb/Kobra: Awww?

?: Then you agree to help?

Kobra: First off, who are you?

Captain Pajamas: I am Captain Pajamas, the greatest space hero of all time.

Lamb/Kobra: Hehe? *burst out laughing*

Captain Pajamas: Stand attention!

Lamb/Kobra: *do so*

Captain Pajamas: Join me and we can defeat the evil, SuperLamb and no-limb companion.

Lamb: Well, I dunno?

Kobra: Okay!

Captain Pajamas: Then I shall send you two to an unknown planet known as Danjer right away. We know it?s the planet Danjer because it has a huge skull marked in the ground. You can see it from space. Good luck!

And so we were sent to Danjer in a small capsule.

Lamb: Remind me to kill you after we save Mr. Bananas in Pajamas.

Kobra: Okay, Lamb.

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We soon landed on Danjer. It was cold and quiet. Tumbleweeds even took shelter.

Mr. Tumbleweed: honey, I?m home.

Mrs. Tumbleweed: Hi, honey!

[B]He?s the greatest bunch of plants and graze,
He can take on the toughest of days.
He?ll tend to his friends? every need,
Everybody loves Mr. Tumbleweed!

It?s the Mr. Tumbleweed Show! [/B]

Audience: *applauds*

Mr. Tumbleweed: Where?s Junior?

Mrs. Tumbleweed: Sucking on his bottle. He grew his very first tumbletooth today. *camera zooms in on Junior and his tooth*

Audience: Awww?

Mr. Tumbleweed: Well, he?ll grow up to be just like his old man. Haha!

Umm? wait a minute. This is about Kobra and me. Not some tumbleweed guy. Back to us, please!

So as I was saying, we landed on Danjer.

Kobra: It?s scary out here, Lamb.

Lamb: It won?t be scary if you turn into a motorcycle for me to ride around on.

Kobra: I?ll try.

[SIZE=3]Kobra becomes? A TRICYCLE![/SIZE]

Kobra: Sorry, Lamb.

Lamb: Well good enough. *hops on and rides off*

It turns out Captain Planet wasn?t kidding. This place was weird and evil. We oddly found ourselves in a hallway. It was lonely. We took a turn only to see some twins standing in the way with a ball in their hands.

Lamb: You?re kind of in the way, ya know. *beeps little horn on the tricycle handlebar*

Twin1: Come play with us.

Twin2: We?d really like you to.

Lamb: Would ya. Well isn?t that peachy. Too bad, now get out of here.

Captain Pajamas: Look out you two! *kills the twins*

Kobra: Why did you do that?

Captain Pajamas: They were possessed.

Possessed twins: Actually, that?d be us.

We all looked down at the twins.

Captain Pajamas: Oops. *kills the other twins*

Lamb: Where have you been, Captain?

Captain Pajamas: Teaching monkeys how to type. But unfortunately, they learned too fast and have now taken over the labs. We don?t know where they are, but they may now carry DIGITAL WRISTWATCHES!

Kobra: No!

Captain Pajamas: Yes. Well, thanks for walking aimlessly around Danjer while I taught. You can go home now.

Lamb: That was it?

Captain Pajamas: Yep.

Kobra: Okay.

(Long silence?)

And that?s what happened.

[B]-End flashback-[/B]

Lamb: So you see people, that was our vacation. And I never want to see twins or Captain America again.

Captain Pajamas: Hey you guys.

Lamb: Captain! Wassup, man?

Kobra: Teaching anymore?

Captain Pajamas: No. Believe it or not, I became a doctor.

Kobra: Cool beans.

Captain Pajamas: I didn?t think I could do it, but I proved myself wrong with good education.

Lamb: I guess you did it.

Captain Pajamas: Sure did. Remember, you and the Cap?n can make it happen.

Everyone: Hahahahahaha!

Monkey disguised as a man: *shifts eyes and holds up a digital watch*

THE END

[B]This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting?[/B]

[TheDarkOtaku]

That was hillarious! :laugh: I love the Captain Pajama's idea! LOL!
:: is still laughing:: Excellent work! :)

[Dragon Warrior]

Thanx. It makes more sence if you've read the first season.