BlueEyesToon Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Actually, it's "Me? Duel you? I'd have more of a challenge playing solitaire." I've memorized most of the Kaiba quotes. My fav would have to be Kaiba:Looks like I broken the heart of your cards. or Kaiba:I understand that the heart of the crads is a powerful philosophy, and that it works well for you. But, I need to duel my own way. I can't risk trying something new, and maybe, Joey shouldn't either, unless he likes life as a dog. Scrounging on the scraps of past victories and pleading for mercy from true duelists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egyptgirl Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 LOL to all of those. I heard something funny on Yu-Gi-Oh this morning but i forgot it. [EDIT] I just remembered it! On the episode "The night before" when everyone's in bed and Joey comes on. Joey: GIGANTIC DONUTS!!!! LOL! (= [/EDIT] [SIZE=1][COLOR=purple]Merged the two posts. -Solo[/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondFanatic Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Next time, don't double post. Click the button that says 'edit' and add that to your original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikahmon Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 SORRY!!! Ummm... quote... *makes face into really weird expression* oh yeah! Remembered it! Bandit Keith is sneaking into Joey's room to steal that qualification card or whatever. Joey: Hey... you can't take that... *rolls over* Bandit Keith: *looks up quickly with worried expression* Joey: ... that's my pizza! *still asleep* Bandit Keith: :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domon Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 what about this one? Its not all that memorabl but heck i like it. Thug 1: You're coming with us Seto Kaiba. Master pegasus wants to have a word with you. Kaiba: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *Jumps out window.* Anyone remeber that one? I kind of like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 "tell me Kiaba, did you like watching cartoons as a little boy?" Pegasus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathBug Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 The best quetes, IMHO, were from Pegasus: After he guessed Kaiba's BEWD card: "I was right, right? Please tell me I was right! I sooo hope I was right!" About Kaiba's Duel Disk: "I don't know if I should spin it like a top or roll it like a ball!" While dueling Kaiba: "My goodness! I had no idea you had such powerful cards at your disposal, Kaiba! I don't think I have a card in my whole deck that can compete with that beast! Whoops! Spoke too soon!" (Yeah, those three are from the same episode; I saw it yesterday. Sue me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Joeykuba Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 "But he's acting like the jerk we used to know and loath!"- Tea "You can always count on Kaiba to have a Blue Eyes or three up his sleeve."- Joey "Vanquished and sacrificed are two different things Yugi!"- Kaiba "Well, if it isn't big, tough Joey and is team of dueling dummies."- Bandit Keith "...a herd of stampeding elephants couldn't wake Joey up."- Triten -------------------------------------------------------------------- These are some memorable qoutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genkai Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Heheh.. My fave is from the comic, but I dun hae my shonen jump on me, so I can't quote it exactly.. It went something like..this: *Yugi is sitting alone, doing puzzles. Anzu walks in* Yugi: ANZU!! Anzu: Hey Yugi, whatcha doin there? Yugi: Oh, just some puzzles. Shouldn't you be outside? Anzu: I was. The guys invited us girls to play basketball, but it turns out those creeps were just looking up our skirts everytime we made a shot! *Yugi is picturing Anzu's skirt flipping up as she takes a shot* Yugi: Mmmm.. Basket ball.. Anzu: What did you say Yugi? Yugi: Huh? Oh, nothing... Yah, that's about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triforce rules Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 My favorite quote is " Big Brother! , he's not after your dragons, he's after yoooooou!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunnyBunny05 Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Joey: Hey! The fairy turned Mokuba into a girl! Mokuba: Great.....can she make you smart? Ki Master knows what I like! That's my favorite one, 2! When I first heard it, I laughed so hard, b/c that's how Joey mostly acts when it comes to these type of things. I even cried. :laugh: lol :p :D :) HA! Seriously, though (lol), I like every single quote I seen put on here so far! (Bunny rolls over and laughs the hardest she's ever laughed in her life) I LOVE JOEY! He acts so silly, and eats WAY MORE than I will ever eat in one week! (I wonder how he keeps the weight off...) Then there was that other quote I REALLY LOVE or something like that: Joey: Alright then, let's eat the fish, and ask questions later. :) :p :love: :tasty:<~~~~~Joey would eat his own face if he was to starve to death! :laugh: :smooch: ;) :D :angel: :whoops: OOOH, OOOH! I just remembered another one of my favorites. This one has to do w/Joey, but Mai says it: Mai:Watch out! Keep all hands and feet away from Joey's mouth. lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 One I think is weird: "Kaiba looks so anxious. Perhaps I should look into the matter. Yes, let's look at his cards." ~Pegasus. Champ vs. Creator I thought he should look into the [I]matter[/I], not the cards. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egyptgirl Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Joey is always the one to make any situation ridiculous isn't he. Lol. Scene: Joey lying in bed at Pegasus's castle. Joey: GIGANTIC DONUTS!!! Remembering that one always cracks me up. Wait, I think I've already posted that one... Can somebody check? I'm feeling particularly lazy today. Lol. Never mind, I found it... But it's so hilarious!:o :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotenksSSJ343 Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 I saw this one couple days ago. *Kaiba's going to the castle when.* Thug 1: Well look it's Seto Kaiba your coming with me. *Kaiba beats the living heck out of him after an elbow to the gut and does an armlock manuever* Kaiba: No your coming with me. And I also notice that the Thug with pointed hair... his hair looks pretty much like Tristan's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Fou Lu Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 * scene where joey has just beaten Mai * Joey: all that Duelings made me hungry did you guys bring any food? Yugi and others: no, sorry joe Joey: well what are we gonna do then? Tristan: Relax you guys ,i've got it covered! Others: Really!? Tristan: yeah , i've got this outdoor survival guide! *everybody moans* Joey: can we eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egyptgirl Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 One of my fave quotes (besides giant donuts) is from a commercial, but oh well. It's still Yu-Gi-Oh! Kaiba: Your turn Yugi! Yami Yugi: Your move Kaiba! Kaiba: No, you go! Yami Yugi: No, you! *repeats constantly* T`ea: What's going on? Bakura: (They totally messed up his voice!!!!!) They're trying to see who makes the first move. T`ea: Didn't they flip a coin? Bakura: No. T`ea: Why not? Bakura: They're trying to see who shall flip it. LOL Rebecca sends out Shadow Whatszit who gets powered up by the monsters in the graveyard. Joey: I lost count. How many monsters does she have in the Graveyard? Tristen: 11 Joey: 100, 200, 300... T`ea: Eleven-hundred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyYouMetOnline Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Mai: "If I knew it would take you this long, I would have brought a magazine" Joey: "Did we just rescue Bandit Keith?" Bandit Keith: "You're going down, and you're to dumb to know it." This is a commercial, but it's still funny: (Yugi is dueling. There is a glass of Happy Orange Juice by his deck) Yugi: If I can just draw the right magic card, I can win this duel! (He reaches for the deck and bumps the orange juice, which falls over and spills. The dueling arena shorts out) Yugi: All right! who left their Orange Happy Juice up here? (Cut to Joey) Joey: Uhhh... Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Joeykuba Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Rare Hunter: *after beating Joey in the deul* And now I'll take your Red Eyes! Joey: Hang on, I'll get it for you! Rare Hunter: We Rare Hunters prefer to take our prey by force! Joey: I said I'lll GET it! Makes you feel sorry for Joseph... err, Joey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egyptgirl Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 that was from quite a while ago :D Did anyone see the Crazy Takes on WB? James from Pokemon Scene: T`ea gives starchips to Yugi: T`ea: Yugi, I won these starchips for you. James: Oh, Pikachu. And the Paradox Brothers one... :laugh: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikahmon Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 I didn't get to see any of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Crazy Takes! :bawl:I love the Crazy Takes, and I love Yu-Gi-Oh!, but my mom (eeeevil mom) won't let me see either one! Can you people try to describe a few for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Ghoul Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 My favourite quote is from Yu-Gi-Oh not Duel Monsters but the very first series. Jounouchi: Well, what do we have here... The first year student president wanting to fufill his duty as a soilder of comfort and who's to become master cleaner, Honda-kun Honda: Im not the master cleaner... Can't you understand that? Jounouchi: Your voice is also annoying!! Honda: So if i remember correctly, in your speech I am the one and only student president and it would be uncivilised to think that I, the shining star in the day, could ever be replaced by another human being... *Honda continues talking while Yuugi and Jounouchi speak* Jounouchi: By the way, whats in the box? Yuugi: Its okay if you look but don't tell anyone. Since it is really cool and valueable. Honda: Thats the kind of speech, I like to hear Jounouchi: What? it's just a boring thing... *Anzu grabs Yuugi's box* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyYouMetOnline Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 Joey: I'll beat this guy even if he is psyco. Esper: That's psyCHIC. Kaiba's Computer: i thought I'd seen it all, but having to break in to your own home? Yugi: I guess i just don't know what to call you. I was thinking monster, but I don't want to insult the cards. Joey: i knew this duel would get ugly, but I never thought THAT ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebs Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 My favorite is from the manga in Shonen Jump: Yami Yugi: You can keep the lighter. Take it with you, to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Joeykuba Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by egyptgirl [/i] [B]that was from quite a while ago :D Did anyone see the Crazy Takes on WB? James from Pokemon Scene: T`ea gives starchips to Yugi: T`ea: Yugi, I won these starchips for you. James: Oh, Pikachu. And the Paradox Brothers one... :laugh: LOL [/B][/QUOTE] Tea: *about to hand Yugi the starchips* Yugi, I won these sta- James: Oh, pikachu... Where are you? Director: CUT! What are yu doing? James: Oh, sorry. Director: And action! Tea: *about to give Yugi the starchips* Yugi, I won th- James: Pikachu... Director: CUT! Not again. James: sorry... Director: AND ACTION! Tes: Yugi, I w- Pikachu: Pikachu! Director: What is that? James: *picks up Pikachu* I'll be taking that. *walks off* Para & Dox: *jump into the air, doing the flips* Director: You can come down now* ParaDox: *still in the air* Director: Let's go to lunch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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