Writing pointless movie commercials

[Guest YearOfTheCat]

(Darkness at first, then the Cartoon Cartoon Fridays beginning interstitial.)

Announcer: Cartoon Cartoon Fridays. A combination of several funny cartoon shows. (pan to a viewer) Dan AlRashedy. A great viewer, but also a great critic. Everything is just peachy, right?

(Fade out)

Announcer: Wrong! What is CCF [U]really[/U] thinking? Are they just cartoons? Is it true there's nothing they can do about the criticism and imagination of viewers everywhere?

Blossom: We don't appreciate you making up characters fer our shows that ruin the shows themselves.

(Pan various scenes of Dan being beaten up by CCF, transforming, and meeting up with Pokemon and Digimon characters.)

Announcer: Join young Daniel, as he travels to the cartoon universe! (Dan gets sucked into his own TV) See him find out the truth behind CCF and transform into his made-up alter ego! (Dan transforms into someone else) And watch as he makes some unlikely acquaintances along the way. (various scenes with Pokemon and Digimon)

(More panned scenes, all the way up to every CCF character transforming into blasts of light and joining into one energy ball. Then fade out)

Announcer: The Origin Of Pokemaniac. Coming soon to theaters everywhere.

[vegeta rocker]

This is both disturbing and thoughtful, i hope this doesn't really exist.

[Devidramon]

I wish it did. It'd be a lot better than what Pokemon usually has to offer. :smirk:

[Guest YearOfTheCat]

(Pan scenes of The Origin Of Pokemaniac. The announcer's voice covers everything up.)

Announcer: You all know of Pokemaniac. How he came to be, how he met some wacky people, and how he finally came home. Now that CCF is defeated, he can rest, right? (fade out) Wrong!

(Pan to Republic, WA. 17 CCF characters with improved physiques lay siege to the small town.)

Announcer: They're back for revenge! And this time, they've got the same powers as him!

Blossom: Don't think we've forgotten our recent humiliation from last year.

Announcer: Join your favorite characters from the last movie, for another strange fight! (pan camera to Shinjuku, with various scenes of the digimon and the tamers). But wait. Someone else is in the game now.

Henry: Okay, maybe you should stop acting like the Three Stooges.

(Quick pan of events in Shinjuku; Digimon fighting, Pokemaniac raging, all ending with Fridays Omega laughing.)

F.O.: Ha ha ha ha ha hahah ha ha.....!!

(Fade out.)

Announcer: Pokemaniac Returns! Don't miss it. Or else.

[Guest boogeta]

You must realy like pokemon :therock:

[Guest YearOfTheCat]

Indeed.