Guest cloricus Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Sick of the same old boring and depressing "Harry Potter", " Digimon", "Things started by Newt" and Anime RPG's? Well here's your alternative! Bordem101 - The Funingninlynessing Its main aim is to be one of the funniest and exciting RPG's since Newts last RPG was messed up! The idea is there will be a main set of chars, say six (or two?) and they are in a weird world that they make up. And any one who just comes in for say one or two posts can, for whatever reason. They may see some fun joke they can play. Now since I just finished reading book five in the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy" it will be based in some world like that and there will be missions decided by who ever is bothered enough to make one up, and in most cases the mission you start will not be the mission you finish. Spontaneous playing is needed so since you are all boring I have no idea if this will work. But hay as Cokes latest multi-million dollar adverting campaign says, "Reward your curiosity!" with my own word attached "[b]NOW![/b]". [Insert crappy sign up here] Since this does not have a solid set Char list and any one can jump in at any time you can basically stick your sign up in here for any one to get the basic idea. Try things like [Name] [What you look like] [If last answer equals three heads, why on earth don't you chop the third one off and does it make it hard to play scrabble?] [Age] (Keep under three billion years please) [What type of towel you carry] (This is VITAL since it is set in the hitch hikers world) [Bio] (Any thing depressing that isn't depressingly funny will be shoot by that guy over in the corner who eats chocolate!) [Idea for first mission] (Vital to, I cant think of anything good...) ...And any other assorted things you want to add! [Name] John Clarke (NO REALTION AT ALL TO MR. CLARKE AT SCHOOL!!!!) [Appearance & Age] Human, male about 23. Black hair with weird blue streaks that no one has bothered to ask why. [Towel & when last washed] Royal Blue. Towel last washed four days ago. [Bio] Been hitch hiking around the galaxy for about three months and has saved the galaxy four times. More to find out as story goes on. [Any thing to do with Farscape] MAYBE!!!! :P [/Crappy sign up] Any way, have a chop at this if it doesn?t work I hit the big delete button. :P Remember. [i]Boredem101 - The Funingninlynessing --- Coming to an Adventure Area near you![/i] -Yes this is a rehash of Spamest and no just because it is designed to be unstructured, it will follow a semi-coherent story line (Of what ever you think of at the time :P) -Lord Epssy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokas Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 [name] RRRRRrrrrrr rrrrrokas rakauskas (if i remember corectly) [what you look like] tree headed, vinged... whait a minute you mean the guy in the miror? than I'm 15 year old guy with spiky messed up blond hair. [towel? and when last washed?] sea-green. yesterday (yeah right:rolleyes: ) been hitch hiking till I acidently stoped the car of hospital for insane people. and been held in hospital ever since. ::bites a bit off a glass bottle:: I can't believe they realy think i'm mad. ::finishes eating the bottle:: [mission] I should realy get out of this "mad hole". no realy its driving me crazy!!! oh. a buterfly :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unholy Newt Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 [Name] Troy Fickelbruberanasthetistalomba [Race] Human [Age] 25 [Description] Short brown hair with bleached tips. Wears a lot of black. Mainly long black trenchcoats and combat boots. [Towel] Mostly blue with purple polka-dots. At each end is a scottie dog. One black with a red bow. And the other white with a green bow. Plus various coloured stains. [Towel Colour Guide] Blue - Coffee Purple - Choc Chip Biscuit Black - Coke Red - Tomato Sauce White - Anti-Depressants Green - Cheeseburger [Bio] Escaped from Earth before it's destruction when picked up by a stray experimental Improbability Field ship while hitch-hiking in France. Ship occupied by two humanoids, Frab Cal and Gnarak Lloyd. After travelling with them, became a roving researcher for "Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" [Mission] Go crazy Watch out for random quotes from "Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in my posts. I'm sure you'll find them useless and annoying. Here's one to get you uninterested. "The best way to pick a fight with a Silastic Armourfiend of Striterax, is simply to be born. They didn't like it, they got resentful. And when a Silastic Armourfiend got resentful, people got hurt." -Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy's Roving Reporter, Troy Fickelbruberanasthetistalomba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 By the way since we are in the hitch hikers world and I haven't finished book five yet and I don?t know what happens to earth our first mission will be to either kill all the bog hogs or to get a new earth even if it means we have to alt-tab out of our universe and open ms word ? universe edition (killing the paper clip) and copying and pasting a new earth. :P Any better ideas are VERY welcome, also, we are already insane and if some one joins who is not insane that will be our main mission. And just because its set in the hitchhikers world does not mean it will follow the books, if you don?t like the guide you can destroy it. (I don?t really want too much like the book, I sort of mean the weirdness out of the books not the story line ? but hay we make it up as we go alone.) -Lord Epssy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoMax Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Name:Omi Kognaga Race:human/??? Descriptio: like a human with blue/green hair and red eyes Age: 17 and 3/4 towel: one stolen from the Hilton at Las Vega Bio: used his mind bending powers to get the hell off that planet you call earth mission: be most drunk person EVER!!! this should be fun :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfreak0304 Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 [Name] Venna [What you look like] Black hair , a F.U. tatoo on my right arm and a tatoo that says "I hear the VOICES" on the left arm, only middle fingers and three heads [If last answer equals three heads, why on earth don't you chop the third one off and does it make it hard to play scrabble?] I used to have four, and no it doesn't make it hard to play scrable it justs get jealous [Age] (Keep under three billion years please) 100,000 [What type of towel you carry] a bage velevet towel [Bio] well this due and this other dude were walking into a vortex and they got lost and well out popped Venna [Idea for first mission] to figure out if the chicken came before the egg or visa versa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Unholy Newt [/i] [B][Description] Short brown hair with bleached tips. Wears a lot of black. Mainly long black trenchcoats and combat boots.[/B][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]Nooo! [i]I[/i] want a trenchcoat! *pouts* [Name] Banshee [What you look like] Teenage girl with dog collar, black clothes, and spiked purple hair with snow-white streaks. [Trenchcoat?] YES!!!! [Age] Teenage, I guess? [personality] Warped sense of humor and/or reality. [What type of towel you carry] Black on black with black polka-dots. [Bio]Originally was looking for some luggage misplaced on an intergalactice flight, gave up--who knows where it ended up, or if it still exists! Wanders around, doing nothing important. [Idea for first mission] Find the place where the missing socks from the laundry go. :whoops:[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 People I would like to join this RPG to make things interesting. (Will be added to.) Harlequin, Alley Catt, Lilac, Chris 00k, Gokents (For some reality lol) and enigma. This RPG will be starting soon, I like all the missions so far. Mainly the drinking one so we might be able to incorporate them all? I want as many people in this as possible so it is extremely confusing. And the more odd you are the better. :P -Lord Epssy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 I've never read the books. I have no idea what I'm doing. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I'm doing it. Oh, and by the way. I agree about the comment at the start about Newt.(hehe) [COLOR=blue][I]Name: Hairy McLairy (from Donaldson's dairy) Age: 22.10491045558212 years Looks: Normal human being guy, but has hair that defies all laws of physics and normality (just like real life). Bio: Went to sleep in a vending machine one time. Woke up in the middle of space tied to a Ronald McDonald statue. Now he spends his time yelling at small children who apparently stole his oatmeal. Towel: Green. Just green. Last washed it when I last washed myself. Personality: Usually acts fairly normal. Has a tendancy to run around screaming gibberish whilst wielding a knife every now and then.(basically a knife wielding maniac.) Mission: To search the universe to find the answer to the riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries. 'Who stole the cookie from the big cookie jar.'[/COLOR][/I] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orien_Xel Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 ALL RIGHT!!! THIS MY KIND OF RPG!!!! Name: Orien Zel Race:I can't really tell... Age: 147 Looks:blue hair, skin. Green eyes. wears a jeans, a T-shirt that says: "If you can read this you're already insane, because this T-shirt really doesn't say anything so...." and a leather jacket Bio: appeared spontainiously. Doesn't know where he is from or what his purpose is. All he knows is that he gets these cravings for Raisin Bran. Towel: A blue towel with green stripes on the end. Last washed 4.567 years ago. First Mission: To find out who keeps swiping those cool little tables the put on pizzas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 This is what I like to see... I would like some more crazy people and I've msged a few but hopefully Orien_Xel, Newt and myself should be crazy enough for the rest of you boring people... Prove me wrong. I'm now going to go write a starting post and try and incorporate all the story lines for the first mission and a way for every one to meat up. (I'm thinking improbability fields; any thing better is welcome idea.) I would like to have some idea about what Orien_Xel meant for his mission idea? This RPG will be starting soon, the way it is worked that should make no difference since anyone at any time can join for any reason. -Lord Epssy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoMax Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Ya know those little plastic mini-tables they put on pizzas? Well he wants to finds out who keeps taking them.... WHAT?? I'M NOT CRAZY ENOUGH??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 [color=darkred]*sobs* You don't want me there? Fine, fine...*runs off crying* [Name]Tootsie Tentonchiagglegsipadyglthinerson [What you look like]A girl. With a red dress. And pigtail plaits. (Which [i]isn't[/i] a braid, T.U.N. [Age]I'm going to go with...6 [What type of towel you carry]An orange one, with purple polka dots shaped like monkeys. [Bio]Not much happened yet. She's six. All she knows is that lollies are better than money; you can eat them...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 My dear lady, have a look in your pm box where there is a personal invitation to join. :D How could I have a crazy RPG with out the 3rd craziest person I know? -Lord Epssy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 [color=darkred]...hehe, I got that. Thank you. *blushes* I feel all special now. ...hey, there are easter eggs at the back of my fridge...Purple and Blue ones. Must go, Eppsy. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alley Catt Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Here you go, and don't say that I didn't warn you [Name] Skye Freak [Race] Looks human but who can really tell? [Age] 18 (old enough to drive so BEWARE) [Looks] long red hair that is continually being cut, only to grow back the next day (first none human clue there); tall, sleek with a weird smile often plastered across her face. [Bio] typical teenager who can loose her temper at anyone or anything as the case may be. Often seems in her own world and finds anything interesting. Including that cute little stick over there.... [towel] My towel? let me see. a big red one with little pictures all around. You can find out what they are later hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilac oranges Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 name: chookelgook race: bellydancing babble fish age: about 20seconds looks: typical babble fish just add smurf boots and some bells bio: well i'm a babble fish of the bellydancing veriaty often wears flowy skirts and things that jingle and sparkle. i like to blow bubbles, translate useless facts and eat vomit on bread. towel: its one of those towels humanoid toddlers wear that wrap around and have a little hood and to pockets and is supposed to look like a duck. contents of towel: bubble mixture, hitchikers guide, a bottomless bang on the door pencil case and a bottle of chocolate body paint (who says babble fish can't be kinky? :2women: ) mission: to find an intelligent shade of blue and ask it if it wants to die its self black, also wouldn't mind being the drunkest babble fish known! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 [COLOR=blue][I]I suppose Lilac when you refer to vomit on bread you are actually talking about vegetarian pizza. I bet the black die thing is refering also to me or harlquin or something unusually recently common. And I says babble fish can't be kinky.[/COLOR][/I] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 [color=darkred]Ah, yes. I thought they black die thing was about one of you two as well...Speaking of, I haven't seen the Harlequin with black hair, and I assume you two did, seeing as you went to the dinner. How does it look?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 AHEM, he looks um, well it looks okay... He still has some blond spots and the blue ting didn't look that good. So as far as anything he looks a bit more normal and that?s about it. HAY WAIT THIS IS A SIGN UP THREAD *FWAPS lady Asphyxia* -Lord Epssy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 This rpg has started and can be visited [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17817]here[/URL] any one is welcome to signup at any time. -|B4ro|\| EpSsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unholy Newt Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 I would like to take this point in time to remind you, oh Cloricus who is never wrong, that double posting is an out and out no no. *fhwaps Cloricus around the head with a Holy Mackerel* That's a bad Cloricus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cloricus Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 My bad!!!!!!! Yeah well I wasn't going to slap it under that other one, it is on a different topic. So Sue me... um hmm don?t sue me but um... hmm don?t do any thing. :P BTW what is this about "oh Cloricus who is never wrong"? -Lord Epssy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbar Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 name: Jacque Freifens (aka THE DRUNKEN MONKEYMAN) race: monkeyman age: Unknown. In relative terms, about 22 looks: body of human-tail of monkey. maybe monkey ears as well just to be different bio: born of an Inteligent Shade of Blue, monkeyman went on a quest to see what life looked like through the bottom of a bottle (of course that meant he had to empty the bottle first). After polishing off a couple bottles of Worchestire Sauce, he found his niche becoming a Drunken Monkeyman (reknown for urinating on walls). towel: simple brown towel with white writing saying, 'Booker Noe's Best'. All alcoholics will appreciate the joke. contents of towel: empty to half empty bottles, something to tie his hair back with, two used shuttlebus tickets and a piece of paper with his address (sometime he forgets) mission: get drunk, go back home to his ISB mother who kicked him out of the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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